How do I turn 20k into 200k?

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You add another zero

I already live the everyday struggle and biggie wasn't an acronym

Put it in index funds and let it sit.

>No that's stupid
No, it isn't. OP didn't say to turn his 20k into 200k. If he buys crypto he sppurts previous buyer.

That makes 200 idiot

>20000
>200000

Fuckwit

magic hat

He doesn't know any math.

Has it right.

buy gbp on the day of brexit
sell gbp in three years

I bet you don't have two stacks to clap together boi

Convert to Zimbabwe Dollars. $20,000 = $7,238,000

>Over 250k in bank
>Plan to retire early in about 4 years

Buy $SPY puts on Monday

Invest it wisely
You’d be surprised how much money you could make just buying some old shifty stuff and putting in work to make it nice again
Food for thought

Open your own pawn shop op

What are you some kind of paid shill?

Buy as many shares as you can of bridgeline digital. BLIN. It's going to shoot up on Monday. It went up 23% yesterday and is only going to keep going

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Checked

If you're sitting on 250k uninvested cash I can only imagine you've got 2-3 times that in total with investments and property. You make it sound like you're gonna retire early on just 250k

Buy a cheap boat and 1t of cocaine in Peru.

Retires with 250?
Lol wtf the actual fuck?

You open a company called the Ass Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay magazine, advertising the latest in ass-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that shit. These dildos cost twenty-five bucks each; a bargain for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a check to the company name, nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the checks for twenty-five bucks from the real company name, Ass Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying "Sorry, we couldn't get the supply from Taiwan, they have sold out." Now you see how many of the people cash those checks; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles asses when he is not paying in checks!

Trash penny stocks...look at xxii on a daily. Looks like it's at the bottom of a sided ways channel

Buy a used box truck and make deliveries. You can paid well for making large deliveries for Amazon as an independent contractor. While you're stacking your bread, train for and earn your CDL. And get forklift certified for good measure. After you have your CDL and some money to spend, you can buy an 18-wheeler (or something smaller if you want) and start making interstate and cross-country deliveries. You could become a truck driver for somebody else and use their truck, but an owner/operator of your own truck will a lot more money. Also, with the right equipment on your truck (air ride suspensions and other systems are required for delivering things like large medical equipment, refrigeration is required for transporting food and whatnot, etc) will start earning you HUGE money.

When you own your truck, it can also make you money when you're not even using it. If you're comfortable letting someone else drive it, you can rent it out for good money. You never even have to drive it if you don't want to. Just hire a guy that you trust with your truck and take a piece of whatever he makes. You can charge him a flat fee just to hand the keys over to him, then charge him a per-mile fee that can be adjusted up or down based on the what he's hauling (for example, MRI machine components fetch a higher hauling price than, say, pallets and pallets of printer paper, even if the weight of the two loads is equal), and the weight of what he's hauling.

There's good money in trucking, especially for an owner/operator, and $20k will definitely get you in the door with your first truck

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gamble it, 10:1 odds, win the bet

easy

buy 20k of scratch offs & lottery tickets. apparently that works for all the niggers that go to the liquor store and 7-11 up the street from me. They live at the fucking lottery counter.

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Get rich and have fun doing it? I'm in

First make the 20k

Buys house for 400k Buys car for 350k
Sends 100k to friends and family.
150k left, yeh , they've got 20 months tops

Picture is faked. The niggers are wearing work boots.

He ment add 0 and k. 0k...

send the 20k to me. I will turn it into 200k and send back.

They always give away their money then can't figure out how they're broke. And as soon as a nigger gets money, every single one of his friends and family are at his doorstep asking for a handout.

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Ok done. Bro I'm trying to not be poor anymore

sell crack

Put it into an index fund and wait 35 years. Sadly, by then 200k will buy you about what 50k does now due to inflation.

Nigga you stupid. How much is 20x10?

Your mom inflated my fucking cock last night, pussy.

She is dead, so you fucked a corpse. Was it fun?

Do this. Or buy soft from a wholesaler then water whip and hit the ave. Double your $. Repeat this

index stocks

stolen work boots

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse
I'm a nasty nigga
When you pass me, nigga
Look me in my eye
Tell me to my fuckin face that you're ready to die
You'll be a dead motherfucker
Red motherfucker
Don't be stupid,
You heard what I said motherfucker?

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Waste of dubs

Quick or slow, are you in the u.s. or another country. Im not the best but i have a few ideas i can toss your way.

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Put a down payment on a house. Mortgage it by renting it out and having the renters pay for it plies utilities and hydro etc.. then in 15 years you'll own a house (probably about 200k) and continue to make passive income from it.

You can't retire on 250k unless you plan on living in a camper and shopping at a $1 store for all your needs.

I am an invester, gimne that monies and I will make 400k from it, and give you 300k

Look how serious you took this thread, look how close to you it is. I think its YOU who should go back to the basement and your lonely waifu

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