Undeniable truth

Undeniable truth.
People who use androids are sociable and beautiful.
People who use apple are ugly incels.

No this isn't a troll. This is absolute statistical fact.

SEVENTY percent of singles are iToddlers while they're only 10% of users.

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user, I'm a fellow Android user, but I think you are reading that headline incorrectly.

iNCELS BTFO

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I instantly lose interest in women when they use Apple products, or the latest, biggest android device, since that hints at her being a shitty consumerist whore.

My qt 3.14 actually has an old HTC phone and a refurb Thinkpad, while being superbly based and redpilled.

Why are so many iPhone users single?

Based

She also has a dick

I use Android and I am a fat lonely autistic troglodyte.

t. iNcel

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She'd like to, yes

BASED

SHILL THREAD
This is the third date-iphone-niggers thread.

wrong

>SEVENTY percent of singles are iToddlers
Unsurprising seeing as 100% of them are unlikable cunts.

i wonder why they're single

I don't care what phone you have as long as you're not an attention whore or social media junky

Yea Forums is social media

> 70% of singles would rather date iphone users

that's why they're singles

Based

based

When my gf "bought" an iPhone on contract (which her parents pay for - my father makes more than hers put together), I couldn't believe I was dating a basic girl like that. I have endowment issues tho. Leaders need to be able to teach and tutor people to be part of the team, or to cut those loose strands if they are unteachable.

>I have endowment issues tho
Around thots, never relax.

Single is another term for riding dicks until you find one that is suitable. They're single for reasons that drive them to do that - id est, hypergamy and "trading up".

I meant, I find it hard to cut women off. Once endowed, I find it hard to give them up.

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cuck

Surely the opposite? Keeping women in line with rough sex, and building a harem slowly - if only by merit of not wanting anyone else to have what I have already conquered?

They're both giant flaming faggot. No whore is worth your time unless she's running a decent OS like Ubuntu touch, kali nethunter, or pure OS at the end of this year. If she's retarded enough to use a shitty phone that buttfucks her with bloatware like Apple does or a shitty phone that steals all of her data to sell to the highest bidder like androids do, then she's practically retarded and will never raise your kids to be the true western warriors that we need.

that's why those retards are single