My Grandma is turning 98. I have no clue what to get her as a gift. Please help me. >inb4 BBC She's old as fuck, and she is basically Amish in her lifestyle. She cant handle anything electronic, like she fucks up using a TV-remote controll, and cant change batteries in any appliance. Thats not because she's demented or anything, she just doesnt give a fuck about learning. She knows how to use a washing machine, but thats because its the same one she's had since the fucking 70's. If it broke she'd be going it by hand. Im thinking about getting her a scarf, but its so boring. I got her slippers for christmas..
Harley Davidson underwear. I no the younger Amish like to break the rules and not get caught. This is perfect because you you catch them you have to admit you are a perv, so even if you get caught no one ever tells.
Commision a painting of her. Like a legit quality portrait. As long as it's not from a degenerate furry artist, I think it would look awesome in her home. Even though she prolly wont be alive for long to admire it, the rest of the family knows to step their fucking pussies up next time.
honestly a bbc dildo. give her a sample of heaven before she gets there
Justin Edwards
Get her some nice photobooks of things she's interested in? Maybe some nice flowers? Does she play cribbage or maybe some board games?
Liam Davis
Fucking lol, this would be legendary.
Xavier Phillips
Gift her a carved wood turtle. Or a wood mobile" or an harmonica.
Michael Ross
caitlin jenner's book
Josiah Allen
What does she like? Does she read? or knit? What?
Oliver Flores
Dignitas voucher?
Jacob White
A stuffed animal or sumthin it makes females real emotional
Dominic Roberts
I have the perfect gift idea for you.............but first, post granny bobs.
Hudson Cox
A coffin m8
Matthew Walker
checked and rekt
Anthony Taylor
Something from wentworth pewer
Aaron Howard
At that age I'd say its better to just spend some time with her. Someone told me that the older you get the less you need things. Plus she's almost amish so she needs even less. Or you could try and make her something yourself which would mean a whole lot more to her than buying something.
Here's your granny "bobs". You prefer short and straight or curly?
Something personal. After a while old people don't need new shit. I painted my grandma a picture for her 90th. Make something for her and she'll cherish it more than anything you might buy
Levi Morris
>photobooks If you have time and really care, this, but make it photos of her life. Of course photos of everyone currently in her life. But more important are photos of times past. Things she did that would be fun to recall. Old friend photos. Like the old TV show "This is Your Life". I guarantee you pull this off and you win best present for life.
Caleb Gutierrez
Figure out what she would like to do with the family and go with that. Pamper her and just make her feel special. But if you want to give her something tangible either a painting like other anons suggested or even a photo collage of her with various family members over the years.
Evan Rogers
get her a penis pump and tell her it's a special mouth cleaner to use after rinsing.
