Need a bigger dick fast, whats the best way, still virgin at almost 40 cause of small peen

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Forgot text, meant to say it could be worse OP

thaths not op

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>Be virgin at almost 40
>finally get close to a special woman
>the big moment is here
>whip out my peter
>she already has her ruler out
>"sorry hun you're 0.5 inches too small..."

you're not a virgin because of a small dick, it's because your just a shit person. But gym helps you gain small amount of dick length

Lose weight and practice some stratches

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The truth is, most women don't actually care about dick size, you clearly have something else wrong with you.

Step 1: Paint skin black.
Step 2: Go to Jew Lansky and apply for job as nigger to fuck uber petite white girls who get 10x the daily rate for lowering themselves to do his blacked.com website of fake black porn.
Step 3: Greg will make you sign a contract for a minimum of 2 years, wherein you will be required to have plastic surgery procedures on your cock that will include inserts and follow up fat injections every 2-3 months.
Step 4: Watch dick get 3-4x its normal size. Unfortunately, the side effect will be nigger-dick (limp-dicked forever and not actually hard like a real man).
Step 5: Stand and sweat like pigman for typically 5-10 hour shoots with your limp dick while they adjust everything under the sun and do ridiculous camera angles. Much of the time you will be sliding on a sheath over your cock and they will be doing angles that make sure not to show where it attaches. The white girl will hate you, but be pretending to love it. She is actually disgusted by you, but is either on her way out the door in the porn industry and doesn't care that she will lose her fan base and not be able to run the circuit, or she so desperately needs that hit of crack/meth/fent etc., that she will suck your off a warthog at that point for her fix.
Step 6: Watch white girl get 10,000-15,000 for the set while you get $300 per your contract--for that 10 hours of work (often).
Step 7: Wait for a couple years when you can't afford the surgerical "maintenance" anymore and see your dick shrivel to mouselike size. Oh yeah, it will never get hard again.

Profit?

>need a bigger dick fast
No chance
>whats the best way
There isn't one
>still virgin at almost 40 cause of small peen
No you're not. There's more to it, including lying and continually posting this bait/shill thread

>measuring tape goes 3cm into flab
omegalul

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i gained alot of weight since this pic no the ruler i can push 6 cm into the fat until i feel the pubic bone

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this
dicc stratches am are teh only wey

I have a smaller dick than you and I lost my virginity at 17. You don't get laid 'cause you got no balls man.

Yeah nah you're fucked
40 and virgin, damn.
You are psychologically retarded.
The ladies that match you are the same. Only they take more dick than anyone. Enjoy the ex whores that nobody wants anymore.
> butthayweretothicktoknowhowspecialshewas.delusion

What can I do to get mine bigger?

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start working out you lazy fat fuck

MAGA

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