When did you lose your virginity or have you ever?

ok virgin

Kek you have no idea how wrong you are

I lost my virginity at 16. Shit was cash. Cute red head girlfriend (she was crazy and Christian but had sex doesn't matter) and she was on the pill so I came in her.

My single mom was a fall down drink-into-coma drunk when my puberty started so...

ok faggot

Incest is Wincest?

Wahaha that's it? OP is the faggot newfriend

Im a 20 year old gay virgin

I like short dad bod mexicans

But not short and fat ones which is what my area is filled with

Dont want dads with kids, or aids which is again what its filled with

Im hoping to move to a place with more, fit people I guess

Im just really not gonna lower my standards for the options I have here

Ik not an ugly fuck btw, im cute

ok retard

Yep. If you don't count sex with relatives, I lost my virginity in my late teens. Much earlier if you count relatives.

Sigh, how boring

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I messed around pretty early, I think a friend of mine had been molested. He showed a couple of kids some stuff he shouldn't have known

That's how it spreads, Yea Forumsro. Nearly all my sex before my 20s was with damaged people.

I feel bad for 30 yr old virgins but at the same time i dont. at certain point its your fault i feel like.

Never, 39 year old virgin

14 and so was the girl

12, neighbor girl.

23 year old virgin reporting in.
From the age of 16 to now I've had the opportunity to have sex with around 8 different women but always bottled it last minute, can never seem to get out of my own head.

Any advice?

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I grew up hating myself thinking how can I get someone to love me if I dont even like myself. now I'm 25 and finally starting to become someone I like and i realized i dont care anymore. I work hard for my money, screw giving most of it to someone cus they think my brain is between my legs

>Any advice?
Join the army and volunteer for service overseas

>how can I get someone to love me if I dont even like myself
this

This is true. Lost mine at 16, Only had sex with 1 girl until i was 17. Now im 21

I thought about joining the military but I've self harmed in the past & typically relapse once or twice a year, as far as I'm aware you need 5+ years of mental stability to sign up in the Uk.

Pull your self together then man
You can do it, make joining the army and serving away from home your goal in life
The army will either make you a man or completely break you and die
It's a win win situation
Don't expect anything good to happen to you by staying home, if 23 years weren't enough to loose virginity or taste happiness the coming years will be even worse

I'm a cripple since birth. No fem wanted to deal with my ass. Even worked out hard for 15+ years to convince them that I was no joke. Nope. They were assholes to the end.

Truth is that between state comp, my own job & investments, I'm planning to retire in ~5 years, well ahead of sched. Still get to keep state apt bc of disability. Live off of interest and dividends.

Sweet.

Fuck women and their bullshit.

16 years old in my car on a back country road. It wasn't comfortable but it was fun.

>be me
>going on 39 years old
>???
>virgin

Lost my virginity at 16. Thought i'd nut on contact but since I fapped on the daily since I was 10 I couldn't cum. Addiction sucks

I lost my virginity at 22, I've had sex with a total of 4 women since then. Now I'm 30.

I think he doth protest too much.

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iam a 96 year old virgin.. and cuz of that i can do the kame ha me ha.... true story

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this is my worst fear, when i finally do lose it i wont be able to blow my load.... most likely ill only last 3 seconds tho

>He DOESN'T put cum snots in his belly button in order to grow mushrooms, creating a self sustaining organism?
JUST. FUCKING.
LOL.

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I don’t get how anyone can be over 30 and be a virgin. You honestly just have to act like a normal human being and eventually you’ll meet a girl you click with and you’ll end up losing it.

If your a 30 year old virgin you must be a complete weirdo, 600 lbs or autistic.

32, complete weirdo here... social anxiety to the point where i cant even look at a girl in the eye for more than 1 second

This shits so true. Theres hundreds of youtube videos showing you autists how to socialize.

when I was 15 I lied to my mother that i will sleep at a friends house. In fact I fucked my former gf and slept at her house. The next day her father drove me home and we spoke about his business. Was pretty funny

18, kissless virgin. I’m v tall & having ADHD means people see me as the freakishly tall funny guy and not in any sort of romanticised way.

>Be 19
>Get new job at red shirted Office supply company
>QT3.14 cashier
>Got to know her over a couple of weeks, tease her and flirt a bunch
>"Haha you're so funny user"
>Ask her out to standard dinner and a movie
>At dinner "we can just watch something at your place, user"
>alert.wav

And thus began one of the best/worst relationships I ever had. 2 years of a healthy relationship, and 2 years of absolute fucking horrible poison where the bitch actively killed every shred of love I had for her and I learned - the hard way - how not to be a doormat day-to-day anymore.. the sex was pretty fantastic all the way through at least. Optimistic young me thought I was being really honorable or some shit by sticking it out until the bitter end - if I could go back in time and slap myself I would, but jesus fuck did I learn that lesson...

She was a 9/10 though, so I regret nothing. Tiny AF, like 5' so a full foot shorter than me, and had humongous tits - so big she had to get a reduction a few years later for her back health.

>600 lbs
>272 kg
I'm 90kg and a 39 year old virgin, complete weirdo and non-existent self esteem or confidence

>39 year old virgin here
I’ve never done so because I choose not to. I’m the farthest thing from being even remotely considered possibly sexually appealing to no one whatsoever, so even though I’ve had chances, I’ve kept them at arms length. And no, I’m not putting pussy on a pedestal. If I wouldn’t be willing to fuck a rotting pile of whale feces, she shouldn’t have to either.

STOP IT
STOP IT
WOAHOHHOOO!!!
We. Are us.
THEY. ARE THEM
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Theres hundreds of youtube videos showing you autists how to socialize
I have tried many tricks but I always fail miserably when I do it irl
Books and videos don't tell you what to do when it doesn't go as planned because books and videos are made for normal people and not complete fuck ups with no confidence and self esteem like me

>If your a 30 year old virgin you must be a complete weirdo, 600 lbs or autistic.

A lot of "Normal" men throw themselves into their work regardless of what they're doing & use that as an excuse to be antisocial despite the fact they're incredibly lonely but instead of venturing into the unknown they stick to what they know..

>Work.
>Sleep.
>Eat.
>Repeat.

And by "A lot of normal men" I mean myself, projected a bit there.

>be me, 15
>best friend at the time is a grill
>we hang out all day but we live a while away so she asks to sleep at mine
>ff later that evening
>in hot tub drinking beer
>she brushes my cock with her leg
>diamonds.exe
>she suggests we go upstairs
>go up instantly get undressed and make out
>fuck for a good 10 mins untill she says she wants to stop because she was finished (i was too drunk to finish)
>parents were jn but i firgot i go downstairs for a drink see my dad and he high fives me
>mom was in bed at the time but has a talk with me in the morning about how everyone in the house could hear
>dad goes to bed shortly after i come down so i go to the bathroom and jack off for a good 30 mins to get rid of blue balls

>Last year.
>Sex vacation in Thailand cause I really want to lose it.
>Go to ping-pong show.
>Lose virginity to 20 year old milf that shoots darts out of her vagina for money.
>2000 Baht (~$66) for two hours of making out, blowjobs, and missionary.
>Offered me two shots but had to go.
She wanted to get married when she found out I was American, but I said nah. Planning on going back.

Stinker cocker stinker cocker, big bear brown
my cock goes in ur anus once I take you down!

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I had a threesome when I was younger with my best friend and his older sister. It is honestly the best memory I have of my whole life. I think about all I did with them even while fucking my girlfriend. He's married and she has a daughter, but we're all in contact and there's always some flirting.

I'll tell the story if anyone wants. The first time was when I lost my virginity.

19 on a hiking trail. He accidentally shoved his dick in my ass dry so he took my anal & vaginal virginity on the first go. Still together to this day.

>the first time was when I lost my virginity

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Not very good at talking to girls plus a unhealthy amount of shemale, 18 year old me decided find tranny escort from backpage.

Basically ended getting buttfucked for about 15 minutes until the tranny came. Thought it was going to be mine turn to fuck her. Nope, she ends up jacking me off until I came.

Wasn't the best 100 I've ever spent, but it wasn't the worst either

I would fucking rape you. I'd fucking rape you. How does that make you feel? How does that make you feel, huh? I'd fucking throw you down and rape you

>Reddit spacing
Hang yourself from the ceiling fan right fucking now

Aight fuck you then

ok

Youre supposed to go through that awkward stage while youre a kid. All those fuck ups eventually lead you to knowing what not to do. Just go out there and practice. You'd be surprised how many people appreciate a conversation during their boring lives.

18, the dude was 30
Ran his hands down my thigh, rip me
Boom bam done

Ok
>ok?
ok
>ok?
What? What? You think your bigger than me, you think you're fucking bigger than me? I'M. BIGGER. THAN YOU. I. AM BIGGER. THAN YOUUUU
I. WOULD RAPE.
YOUUUUU!!!

I'm 39 virgin, not financially stable now and I can't reveal my virgin status
Besides I let out this virgin aura so I get ghosted a lot

No idea what that means, but ok

But ok. but ok I'm a fucking reddit faggot so I so ok. But ok. DIE FAGGOT I'd fucking pin you down and rape you

Got my V card taken when I was 29.
>mfw needed only one more year to wizard

Well technically for a man getting buttfucked doesn’t count as losing virginity. Tell your actual story virgin.

Try a one night stand, no pressure and you'll never see the girl again

Then do something about it

3 weeks ago to the day

the only gf i ever had (now ex) sucked my dick twice and we did mutual masturbation but that's as far as i ever went with anyone

i didn't fuck her because i want to save sexual intimacy for the one(tm) and the only reason we did anything sexual at all was because she basically pressured me into it. if she had manipulated me with my fetishes though, she probably could have gotten my dick easily

whatever dude id love to see you try. probably couldn't even get your tiny, pathetic dick to work

I'm searching for a job

Just download tinder and go to the gym man you will get desperate women regardless of how awkward you are and once you gain experience on them you can try hitting on girls irl or set your sights higher.

Or you could just hire a hooker like a normal 39yo virgin

give me your fucking address now. you think its gonna be hard? i could fucking rape you easily and you could NEVER fight me off

Losing your virginity = having sexual intercourse with another person. It’s that simple.

No way fag

Job?

hahaha

sad

I'm sure you would, soyboi

dox me faggot

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>bisexual
>21
>virgin

if 14 year old me knew this, I would’ve kms’d a long time ago

You're lucky youre behind a screen. You're lucky I can't find you. you would NEVER say that to me. I would fucking hit you. Id hit you until your fucking face was bloodied and you ribs were broken. id snap your fucking legs so you couldnt run and id tie your hands together. id pick you up and throw into the wall a few times, then id slide my rock hard cock into her pussy and slowly fuck it until I explode with cum. i. would. FUCKING. rape YOU

tell me now. tell me right fucking now

Pretty sure you're baitin
Also pretty sure you have a micro penis

Prove it faggot, show tummy and dick

>being the outlier in an incestuous threesome
I have a strong interest in hearing a story from this perspective, do go on.

fuck i wish i seen you in real life. you would wish i had a micro penis cause then it wouldnt hurt so much when im tearing you to fucking shreds

Wow got a real tough guy over here. Go back to feeding off your mom's tits and sucking your daddy's dick edgelord.

>sucking your moms tits and daddys dick
what the fucks wrong with you? you're fucking sick. the way you said "daddy" too. I can tell your dad raped you. it makes my dick hard. what kind of sick shit goes on in your head, where you can even think of something like that. Get help. You're sick.

>Be 13
> Go to a sort of nightclub called Superbass for under 18s where the general rule is you ask people to make-out (pull) and they do
>End up getting 40-50 pulls in one night and ended up getting a big titted girls number
>Start Dating
(fast forward a month later
>Be at my house and we're getting ready to do the deed
>Notice vaginas look much more complicated than they do in porn
>couldnt find the hole and she had to put it back in everytime it fell out

24 year old virgin here

i don't really care to have sex and don't get why it matters so much to people. i'd honestly rather cuddle; again the only reason i did anything with my ex was because she was being pushy and needy and i wanted to make her happy (and shut her up about it)

unironically 3dpd

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>Be me, 13
> Go to a sort of nightclub called Superbass for under 18s where the general rule is you ask people to make-out (pull) and they do
>End up getting 40-50 pulls in one night and ended up getting a big titted girls number
> feelsgoodman.wav
>Start Dating
(fast forward a month later
>Be at my house and we're getting ready to do the deed
>Notice vaginas look much more complicated than they do in porn
>couldnt find the hole and she had to put it back in everytime it fell out

Lost it and the grand old age of 25. I'm still 25 and now i've banged a whopping 3 girls so there is hope for some of you potential wizards yet.

Virginity above the age of 12 is, with each year, is lack of serious interest and effort into a sex life.

> Be me, 18
> self esteem 0
> confidence 0
> 6'5"
> have virgin aura
> pay hooker to fuck
> no longer virgin
> no longer virgin aura
> get laid every week or month

was 13. with a 12 year old thai girl who was my gf then. was pretty well equipped even then. almost impossible to get it in, to tight, it worked out in the end, came very hard, was very ashamed.

I lost my virginity when I got raped by my friends older sister fuck she took my virginity and made me cum inside of her and note I was 8 years old

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