Hi everyone it's fortune time with your host osaka

Hi everyone it's fortune time with your host osaka

I hope your friday has been a good one anons

Rules
>posting pic of one waifu 3D/2D will result in a read on your personality
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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I would like my fortune and a big hug!

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Heyo it's ya schizo boi durak
Hope you're having a great night

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Big hug for the big fag got it
>your fortune says under distress never fret for there lies happiness past the gray rainbow
Yeah i am durak i just smoked a cig now im chill
>your personality says your reserved from being with people tho you have aspirations of meeting the one that will fix your fucked up life for good and do some drugs with ye

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Here's a personality reading for u since it's slow atm >you are selective in who you choose to love and tend to show tons of kindess to the ones that have stuck around with you despite the shit you pulled on them

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Fuck i screwed up greentext now im gay

ohai~
i hope chur nite is good

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thanks you!
really like my fortune, looking forward for what's beyond that gray rainbow

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Hug pls

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yes i a
>big love
>

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yes i am*

Please, I want to know my fortune :3

It is cirno user it's all good how you been?
>your personality is that of one that is a baka yet your heart serves for good and stays that way despite the strange things that has been distorting your views on reality
That's for you to find out
Neoire is her name right? *hugs*
>your personality is that of someone trying to do their best in life with the people they love though you wouldn't show that easily for many have done things you despise yet you have found the right people already and are content with it
Big love

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Sure that emoij gets to me on a personal level tbh
>your fortune says you are going to be represnted by the crimes others commited and you'll along with the person you hate will take all the blame for it but both of you will know that it was neither your fault

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hello again! am i lucky today?

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>off by one
guess that already sets a precedent

id say thats accurate
ive been good~

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who is this fabulous man

Hello again yui user we will see tho you shouldn't worry about the get that shit is like the lottery you only win with either a script or pure luck
>your fortune says discipline is that slap on the face that can either correct or worsen a person but one thing for sure is that it'll break them also expect some asshole to yell at you for 15 minutes but he'll shit himself if he does so

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>also expect some asshole to yell at you for 15 minutes but he'll shit himself if he does so
quite a predicament indeed

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Damn it's dio
>your personality is narcissistic in nature and cruel upon everyone and your only reason for doing so is out of fun for messing with the nature of human emotion

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Sata Andagi!

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Im glad your doing good im glad my services were helpful to you
Ikr

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bumping and claiming.
finally i'm on time to one of these threads. I'll take my hug and fortune please!

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thnx user

i just got transported to 2010 from this thank you user and have a nice night

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Sata andagi~!!
>your dream will be of bunny girls conducting experiments on a group of college students and you'll be the overseer of it all
Im glad you made it ritsu user *hugs* now we'll have a bit of fun
>your fortune says try not to be so bold and brash instead be chill like phill
>your personality is that of a laid back pot smoker who tries their best in music and seeks recognition from the talents you developed yet you don't put your all which results in you having to do other things that you hate to make a living
Thank you
Now it's time to go back to 2006

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thanks op that makes me feel fuzzy. How was your day?

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Okay, I'll bite.

What's my fortune?

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Well i had a fucking panic attack and i had anexity for most of the day but im calm now especially since i had a cig to relax. Im glad you feel alright from my fortune
Are you that chen poster from yesterday?
>your fortune says fuck the person who said the bark is worse then the bite for you have a higher chance of getting bit by a animal but it'll probably be a chihuahua or a spider

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that's the shits but I'm glad you are doing better. we anons gotta look out for each other if no one else will.

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Yeah only anons can handle my autism lol, thanks for the good vibes tho ritsu user

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No, I'm original Chen poster.

glad to hang here no problem
not to mention this is my first time doing anything in one of these threads besides lurking

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I see then im happy that your posting here would you like your personality read as well?
Oh so you been to my threads in the past before?

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oh I'm not sure if it was yours but just chill waifu/chat threads in general

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Nope. I just posted because Cirno asked me to check the thread.

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I been to those threads hell i even made some before though i left them after i realized that no one gave a shit for me but it was long ago

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oh, you're the acclaimed Chen i've accidentally studied about when looking for someone else. nice to meet you!

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Oh i see cirno a nice person i can tell you for sure

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I even invited him to come join my thread

yeah people can suck but what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
thanks for the thread op but i gotta sign off.
good night all, hope to see you guys again

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I would like my fortune please :)

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have a nice night

I hope to see you again too it was nice talking with you ristu user
>your fortune says at the right opportunity you will confess the truth and will for It's the only way to end your facade with the person that'll bring uneccasry trouble

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Thank you, I really needed that going into the future :)

fortune, please

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Can you sense what I’m feeling?

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Fortune, please.

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No need to thank me user i hope you do alright
Sure thing
>your fortune says don't pull on the wrong thing for it could end up tearing your favorite sweater
>your personality is that of someone that cares for what present and you rather not talk about the past or future for both scare you
>your personality is that of a normal person you do what you do and suffer everyday problems you represent sameness to the outcast of society but you rather be with them then with people with the same social standing

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Im in.

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Study in what sense? What have you studied about me?

Yeah, I agree. He's a great brother.

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just thought someone else was you and decided to get to know him (you) indirectly.
personality, mostly. not much else.
i hope you're not too upset.

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Tbh no i lack that but I'll say that your doubtful
>your fortune says to keep on with expecting the best of people but be more subtle when it comes to doubting for they'll show their worse quicker then you can say pickle.
>your personality is that of one that likes order and you maintain what you can to hide your imperfections in life
>your fortune says lewd the dude and you'll eventually get screwed
That's funny i call him my sister since he acts all cutesy but what i like best about him is his honesty and friendliness i feel like he won't ever abandon you

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Shit i didn't see the request sorry
>your fortune says the more you miss the harder it'll be to get back on track on the goals you set in the first place

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It is fine. Thank you.

Odd. The one I got last time helped out.

I really am sorry user i hope i didn't disappoint you
Hey it said in the rules that fortunes can range from decent to shit

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You did not.

That's good then

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I have come for hugs and risk having my fortune read

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Im glad you decided to post i was getting ready to leave due to inactivity have this special hug *hugs*
>your fortune says be warry of the pinch feelling for it signifies somthing bad but all your efforts will not go in vain

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Ayumu best gril.

This hug shall be treasured and thank you for my fortune
May I stick around for a bit?

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Ik she is
>your fortune says make sure who you hold in admiration is merciful enough to let you go without a harsh penalty
Ofc if you like we can talk about anything you want for example how was your day?

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Phone bump cause I can

Thanks user!! May good fortune bless you

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I didn't have an eventful day, but that's not so bad.
I've read somewhere that empathy is a skill that can and should always be exercised/practiced.

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It is a good life skill to practice because sympathy isn't enough though when you can't relate my advice is to just say i can't imagine how it must be like. My day was the same today it could've been better tbh

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I usually just say that sucks or small stuff to keep the person speaking.
another day of getting through the grind?

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Yep, i do the same lol i suck when it comes to being friends with someone since there's isn't much to say about me and i rather the person talk their hearts out

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big hug please

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Alrighty *huge hug*
>your personality is ever changing and shocking especially when someone hasn't met you in a long time, it presents you with difficulty being genuine towards the ones you like especially when those changes are negative but with the right help you'll change for the better

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thank

Seems like we're both at an impasse then, that's how I talk to others as well. And through online chatting, I take way too much time thinking of a reply. ah well

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Thank you for coming
Honsetly it's fine i prefer that you don't stress yourself out and just feel at peace while your talking with me that's all really want

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Thank you, it's just that I only have this weekend to play with. Will be very busy for the rest of the month

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Aww that sucks i would've like to talk with you more we are alike

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And what did you find out?

Why would he abandon me lol

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you and i both osaka-user

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I ment to say he's the type that would never abandon anyone you misread me
Maybe it doesn't have to end here kaguya user

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Fortune and a hug please. :)

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Nice waifu you got there the dead always intrested me also *hug*
>your personality is ominous, self destructive and overall full of pain but in spite of all that you wish to find peace with your creator and possibly finally end the everlasting torment within your soul

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Damn i keep missing the fortunes
>your fortune says sacrifices should only be made when there's no other option left but overall you should avoid them at all cost and preserve self integrity

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It doesn't and I hope it won't.
What do you do for fun?

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I hope i don't regret doing this but we can share a social media account if you like? Also i mostly read and listen to music for fun, you?

Heyy!...he was behind of this...?

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Wow im getting tired already lol

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Fuck yeah i got one of these scam things im moving up

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I mean share accounts ids whatever sorry im a bit nervous atm and i don't want to get misread
>your fortune says in the night the creatures walk along with you their presence will increase the more you frequent conspicuous areas and they'll be prone to attack

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sata andagi - hug please

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I personally wouldn't mind as long as it's not something like Facebook. What account did you have in mind?
I mostly aimlessly browse YouTube or have a podcast playing while playing video-games.
It's okay, I take so long to come up with a reply I didn't want to make you nervous

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You'll get sleepy hugs *sleepy hug*
>your dream fortune will invole you in dream talking with your dad and going out to eat with him but as you talk you'll hear about how proud he is of you yet he shows conern, at the end of the dream you'll notice that you grew paler and skinnier and that you lost your hair
I have a twitter and a discord i don't use anything. Yeah i did get a bit nervous tbh plus im really sleepy. Games are cool

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i hope this dream doesn't happen tonight, sounds spooky.
altho the dream with my dad would be nice, he died when i was young.

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BTW sata andagi is quite tasty

Im sorry to hear that user i really am i wish you the best in life and that the positive part happens to you
I never had it lol

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In that case, my discord is "roadside alpaca#0705" pleased to meet you
when are you going to hit the hay?

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Pleased to meet you as well I'll add you before i sleep i hope we develop a good friendship. Like rn I'm just going to say goodbye to the thread

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Woo hoo!! We reached a 100 reply milestone thank you anons for participating in today's thread i hope you have a great day night m

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I've been down lately
Tell me my fortune please

I can't sleep Osaka-san. Please tell me my fortune. I'm meeting up with a friend tomorrow to pick up some free retro electronics. I hope they'll be good. I'm also happy your thread got this much attention.

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