Why do women have to be so loud when they orgasm? They're like oooo! oooOOO! OOOOOOOOO!!!! Jesus Christ...

Why do women have to be so loud when they orgasm? They're like oooo! oooOOO! OOOOOOOOO!!!! Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up...

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Because they're so bad at lying.

they aren't like that you dumbass

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Someone is well on their way to being a wizard, eh OP?

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Because they think they are supposed to
Exaggerate Via porn but also it is a natural reaction females have during sex

>natural reaction females have during sex
When they enjoy it. Plenty of guys make noises during good sex, too.
It turns me on when it's convincing/real.

Porn isn't real life, champ. If you ever miraculously have consensual sex with a real woman and she doesn't make any sound then you don't have a fucking clue what you're doing.
>no pun intended

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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If it were in Japan they would cry so i guess it's better

To turn on the next fuckers
Evolved behavior

They often like it when you make noise back dude.

a bit of this
but also sex/orgasms feel way better for women than they do for men, apparently.

There is an opinion that long ago females lured males this way to continue the orgy and increase the chances of pregnancy.

Wait does that not turn you on? Are you gay or something??

Oh, come on, I hear every week a neighbor chick screaming.

I've debated people on the thoughts that the first verbal languages were "founded" for hunting purposes or sexual mating purposes. Always leaned toward hunting communications but it's a toss up

>Why do women have to be so loud when they orgasm?

They don't, they are showing off. Try watching a deaf girl/couple fucking, they don't do the same sounds.

>Try watching a deaf girl/couple fucking
And where can I see it?

Wasn't there that one video of a deaf girl having an orgasm but she was making really loud barking noises? The guy in the video looked pretty scared. Shit was hot though.

LOL! They'd be like uunnnngg! uuunnNNNNNGG UUNNNGGGG!!!! except they'd be like 3 times louder.

You have to be at least 18 years old to post here

Women are usually crying and begging me to stop when they're orgasming.

Oh, so you are a rapist.

If she wasn't born deaf it's different. Born deaf people don't make loud noises during sex.

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Soo...he was behind that...?

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I'm deaf so don't have this problem.

Fucked a deaf girl once, made different kind of guttural sounds, was definitely louder than others. Sounded like tard rage a little, to be honest, only it was actually sexy. When I fucked her doggy style I yelled all kinds of dirty demeaning shit at her and she had no idea. The noises she made became normal pretty quick, but yelling at her never got old.

This can only be a feature of deaf women, not women in general. We cannot conclude from this.

How do you know, maybe you just can not hear your moans?

She was born deaf

Also everyone here is wrong. It's a reflex and an instinct. In the wild it means "yo fertile chick down to slam over here". She's calling other men. Bonus fact, the penis head shape is designed to shovel out other men's sperm.
Bonus bonus fact. At least a third of your sperm isn't meant for fertilizAtion, it's meant to attack sperm of other males and kill them.

post your deaf titties

So, male are evolutionary cuckolds?

So lonely

Citations of course. Also in searching for citations I'm sorry to say I found the killer sperm idea though true in some species and thought to be true in humans seems to have been debunked as occuring in humans as far back as 1999

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psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/sex-dawn/201001/women-in-bed-whats-all-the-noise-about-part-ii

Sort of.

This. She's doing to attract more men. Women are natural born whores.

Can confirm what this user says. Went to a college that had a deaf student college connected to it. Deaf girls were amazingly hot, while deaf dudes all looked like mongs.

Hooked up with several deaf girls over the course of 2 years on campus. Some observations for you pervy anons:

a) Deaf girls play less games than normal hearing girls. They cut to the chase pretty quick by comparison. Even if your sign language is shitty, they are still pretty good at reading lips, and eventually they just want to fuck like anyone else.

b) They do just about any filthy thing you could want to do - most of these girls have been protected by their families all their lives, which is a good thing, but also leaves them with these pent up fantasies that they haven't been able to act upon. They go away to college, and wham - they cut loose years of hormonal repression. Fuck their throats, vag to mouth, whatever. Anal is still hard just like it is with any girl who has no experience with it - but it can be done - the problem is that you gotta keep explaining it to them which is a boner kill.

c) Best part of fucking a deaf chick is you can say whatever you want to her, like user said. There are limits to what even a total slut will allow you to say when you're fucking, but with deaf chicks nothing matters, so you can engage in all your weirdest fetishes - pretend they're your daughter, your first grade teacher, whatever, call the a bitch, a whore, whatever. Sex is mostly mental, so its a fantastic turn on.

d) Beware: A deaf girl in full orgasm sounds like a water buffalo that is being murdered by a pack of hyenas. Part of you will want to laugh, part of you will wish she'd shut the fuck up, but you just gotta carry on. I found that I could just grab their mouths with my hand while doggy style fucking them and tell them how I'm raping their disabled ass because "you shouldn't have gone out wearing that short a dress, bitch".

Have fun.

cause it feels really good when your mom eats me out and i want you to know it in the basement OP

First of all if it's irritatingly loud, you're either good or incredibly bad. Second of all, what are you- fucking gay? There's nothing wrong with the sound of a woman enjoying herself.

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Do you get boner when you hear how your mother screaming from pleasure? Or you are gay?

i agree and i saved that pic

I maintain a boner when I hear his mother screaming from pleasure. He's in the other room playing Fortnite with his gay friends tho.

its a caterwaul. they do it to attract other males nearby to come and fuck so their chances of impregnation are increased.

Why do I think of niggers when I read this?

Because you are gay who like blacks?

my lady never makes any kind of ooOoOOOoo noises. when she orgasms she just farts really loud and long.

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No I imagine niggers hearing the sound and going up to her apartment and fucking her. How does that make me gay? You're the one thinking about penis lol

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