most autistic thing you guys have experienced today? this just happend to me
>be me
>be in living room with the boyfriend of my sister (huge retarded fag)
>talking about game of thrones or something
>im holding my phone in my hand while talking to him
>he snaps, tries to take my phone and screams at me that facebook is recording the bag of weed on the table and sells the information to fbi
>im screaming of laughter inside
>"dude you are fucking retarded for not noticing, you might be the reason that they fuck me over now"
>i tell him to stop being paranoid
>"IM NOT PARANOID, I AM AWARE OF THE SITUATION"
>tells me to fuck off now because otherwise "things will happen"
>i tell him to fuck off because this is my home and he doesnt live here, so he can go fuck himself
>gets up, screams how fucking retarded i am and goes home
>mfw
Most autistic thing you guys have experienced today? this just happend to me
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Tell him he can find a home at /g/
>German Facebook
what a fucking liberal
lulul what an autist user, how can you let that retard fuck your sister.
>be me
based and redpilled
cucked and FUCKED
>weed
ishygddt
OP there, I found a pair of stuff he dropped in my room. It's like white powder and crystals. What do?
I already snorted a line of it. Does coke make your nose burn really bad??
I've been thinking, what if he's right!?! Are they trying to set me up with that coke?
>how can you let that retard fuck your sister
This
Op you need to fuck your sister to keep her safe
youre not OP you fucking faggot
Does coke normally make you feel like you really know the truth? Because I really feel something going on!!
Proof that they are tracking EVERYBODY
Her name please!
He better not be on Facebook!!!
Sounds like he looks like this guy
Facebook sees allllll
Stoppppppp
Naaaaaa
Wtf is going on?
>be me
>Dating qt 3.14
>Over her house, waiting for her to come downstairs
>Figure I'll smoke a joint with her later
>Put bag of weed on table
>Notice her younger brother with his phone faced towards the weed
>I chuckle
"You taking pictures of that?"
>He goes pale
"N-no, dude, what the fuck."
>Decide to mess with him
"Gimme the phone."
>Reach for it
>He lets out a squeal like an autistic pig
>I suppress laughter
"FACEBOOK SEES EVERYTHING, IF YOU POINT THE CAMERA AT THE WEED, FACEBOOK SEES IT."
"N-NO, YOURE J-JUST PARANOID."
>This kid actually thinks I'm serious
>Keep playing it up
"Things are gonna happen, man."
>Spaghetti begins falling from his pockets
>He screeches
>Before it gets too weird, I decide to go wait in the car, but not before I call him a retard.
>Later that day, check Yea Forums
>There's this story, exaggerated by that little faggot
>be me
>bag of weed
>sitting on table, ready to be smoked
>some retard taking pictures of me
>father who bought me tells him to fuck off
>beta virgin full defense mode
>calls him retarded and we leave
>watch dad check Yea Forums and see exaggeration
Kek
Lost
ayy lmao. sounds lilke this one idiot my dumbass faggot friend used to know that pierced his nipple. faggot