POLITICAL COMPASS NIGGERS
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POLITICAL COMPASS NIGGERS
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So you're just fucking insane, then?
Ok calm down Thatcher
At least my ideology isn't responsible for 100,000,000+ deaths.
Right back atcha
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>POLITICAL COMPASS
I'm a 39 year old virgin and I don't vote because in my opinion 30+ year old virgins shouldn't have a right to vote
So I don't care about your political compass
For your information I was always right wing, in the past right-libertarian, lately right-authoritarian, but I always had some leftist ideas too just to add to my confusion
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Can you name some of these atrocities? I don't seem to know of any. However, yours can be simplified down to Stalin and Mao. I doubt you could find two rulers of any ideology as destructive as them.
It's a joke tard, chill
Oh fuck yes! Lets do this shi-
>All questions on the test require objective answers
top tier fence shitter
Really funny joke, man. I wonder if the millions of people dead would be laughing, too. Maybe you should think before you subscribe to such retarded political beliefs.
slightly more left than I thought
i'm a fucking disappointment
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no one fucking cares kid
i swear i was lib right but apparently not
It actually is tho?
I'm not a lefty wtf.
I got authoritarian left as well. But I was just off center.
Suck my fucking dick
Further from the center you are, the more of a wingnut you are. It's just a question of what flavor wingnut.
no you need to scroll down the page more thats a stock photo just showing you the chart
So... does this mean I'm a Liberal Republican?
By the way, I'm a "Nazi". And these are my results.
The vast majority of these questions were leading in a way and the answers to these simple questions could mean a wide variety of things.
These simple questions really aren't fit for determining something like this. I was unhappy with the wording of many of them so I was unhappy with their interpretation of my answer for them.
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Fuck you commie
No, you're an idealist nutjob. Even Obama was in the blue quadrant. Most republicans are in the middle to right of the blue quadrant.
you are the worst type of retard
Communists are authoritarian you moron, not libertarian.
He's just a hippy retard.
Of course the questions are general. What do you expect, "the holocaust was lit Y/N?"
no you're an anti-american terrorist
This is my idealogy
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Absolutely noided
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"Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races."
Is an extremely loaded question.
If I answer 'agree' I'm a racist, which I'm.
If I answer 'disagree' I'm an idiot blind to realities.
I don't like the use of the word "many" in that question, and I don't like how there's nothing to balance the question of other races against yours.
Yes my race does have superior qualities compared to other races. But other races also have superior qualities compared to my race.
I can live with that.
Here's the dumb graph Thingy. Probably shifted a lot to the right because I came to the realisation that the more you try to fix shit the more fucked up it gets in the longrun.
This one only would apply in a coherent traditional culturally cohesive society
Kek no libtard here
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
This question has nothing to do with my relationship with the enemy of my enemy. This isn't a black and white question, so while I agree, it's not always true. Iran is the enemy of my enemy Israel, but Iran is by no means my friend at this point. But historically speaking, the French were only America's friend because Britain was our mutual enemy, and we weren't natural enemies.
Hell, this question
"If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations. "
Is such a total crock of shit question to be asking.
Hypothetical absolutes aren't valuable in assessing someone's positions, you can engineer any absolute to make anyone admit anything, so what's the point?
"If African intelligence was two standard deviations below the global average, would it make sense to treat them different on the global stage?"
You cannot logically or honestly answer no to that question. Just like you cannot logically or honestly say no to globalism serving the people over the corporations.
It's a stupid question that, if it's being weighed at all, is being weighed too much.
>buh da communists killed thiiiiiis many people.
When will this dumb argument just die.
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An authoritarian leftists that's a race realist?
Strange.
ah yes because stalin could control the weather, and Mao didn't walk into a nation on the brink of civil war already.
What do you call Stalin's purges? Or Mao's brilliant idea to kill all the birds, allowing insects to destroy the crops, starving nearly 100,000,000? They directly and indirectly murdered their own people.
Phonefag here, kinda what I was expecting, on some issues I am right wing while on others left but generally I lean more to the right.
Thought I'd be more authoritarian, but it's pretty much correct.
A feeling of belonging & connection to a Tribe that not only goes skin deep is the Basis for a "social" system. Not talking about rewarding parasitism or tolerance of degeneracy tho
So it was poor decisions from dictators that killed that many people ... got it.
The left has never had any problems with maintaining racial and cultural cohesion. Only the elites benefit from multiculturalism and unchecked immigration.
And I'm called crazy right winged by friends..
I scored more left this time
Why is it always the commies that have horrible decisions, though? I've never seen another country manage to cripple its own government by killing most of the intelligent people there.
i guess i've outgrown my libertarian leaning the last years
Well, Nazi Germany did. Really it's what any totalitarian government does, regardless of ideology.
That just isn't true. The original plan was to just export the jews, every country they were sent to rejected them, however. I'm not gonna get into holocaust denial, but the numbers for the "killings" themselves are pretty fishy too.
Because when dictators notice the downward spiral of a failing society and see how easy it is to say a bunch of bullshit off of Marx's list to make it sound good to desperate people. They take advantage and then twist it into their favor.
For one, Stalin didn't give a shit about communism, he just wanted control. Mao probably had no fucking clue who Marx was or even read his books let alone understood what he meant. No true form of communism has ever surfaced, because even Marx himself says that communism can't be defined at any moment, when it happens you won't even know it. And clearly insinuated that capitalism is the bridge towards it.
So go fuck yourself with your stupid
>communists killed this many peoples
Yea and you clearly just so happen to forget the intentional fuckery of imperialism, feudalism, religion, wage slavery of capitalism, nationalistic pride over neighbors, etc, etc.
And to think I always thought I was far right - who knew?
Basicly you are a jihadist
>real communism hasn't been tried yet
Oh boy, this one really makes me laugh. What do you call those governments, then? How would """real""" communism be run?
Your history knowledge is off a little. From killing all birds to thinking Hitler wanted to just 'export jews'.
Go look up how Hitler wanted to use Jews and gypsys, serbs and shit to build his new 'Germania', there were entire slave camps dedicated to just building bricks and such.
Hitler wanted to purge anything that went against the 'Germanic' people.
Almost the same
Dictatorships you idiot. Communism doesn't have dictators, they are a government.
China is probably the closest thing you'll get to a communism. Which, OMG Got better after that nut job died.
the far right isn't rightwing. it's just a bunch of white guys basking themselves in a romanticized interpretation of german history, kinda in the same way metalheads obsess about dark fantasy & vikings.
Kys libtard
American republicans are liberals
I am gandi
Keep thinking Im right wing, but it's simply the left going haywire and making moderates seem right-wing
The closer you are to purple the more of a fucking faggot you are.
>hitler exporting jews
facinghistory.org
>Mao killing birds
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Anything else you want me to prove?
Who the fuck calls the shots, then? A government NEEDS a final person to make the decisions, or else civil wars will be imminent. Communes only work since they are so small, and even then they are often mini-dictatorships on their own.
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The workers will rise up, user
pretty much what i expected
A government doesn't need a leader to work. China is a perfect example.
Also, I'm not arguing that hitler exported jews, but he sure did kill a lot of them and made them slaves. Just like the Slavs.
And it was ONE type of bird, not all birds as you originally proposed.
I guess I'm left but I feel to be more right
Are you seriously falling for soviet propaganda?
Oof.
The holocaust didn't happen as you've been told.
"The Workers" are usually in the purple, and sometimes in the blue.
"The Workers" want to be left alone and given their fair take,
"The Workers" don't want the government to strip all incentive to work and steal from them and their families.
Your communist movement is not supported by the workers. It's supported by the reprobates, degenerates, misfits, outcasts, and faggots.
This was mine. Honestly I thought it would be more on the Libertarian side. I am actually a nationalist, populist, right leaning libertarian.
Thanks oligarchic overlord, you've risen my morale
Right on!
Congratulations, you're the exact same political ideology as the vast majority of white males born in the west.
Welcome to the big brain high test club.
Libertarian faggoids
When all communists are dead.
China has a president, though. They are also not really a communist nation anymore. They tried out capitalist zones, and they did so well, a large portion of the nation is capitalist now. The bird thing is just semantics. He sure killed enough of them to cause a huge famine, which in turn, killed dozens of millions.
Also, I didn't really want to get in on this, but there is tons of evidence of the holocaust being inflated to a huge margin. Even outside of the bounds of "conspiracy" just look at the Nuremburg trials, which claimed jewskin lamps and soap, which has been proven false. Also the fact that all American-captured camps, which were mostly in German territory, were all just internment camps, not death camps. The Soviet union's captured camps are all the death camps we know of today, which were in Poland. Look at the Auschwitz plaque incident as well, the original number was 250,000, which has now been inflated to 5 times that much.
Just seems pretty fishy to me.
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Shari'a law much?
Sounds about right
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You do realize that he's most likely from pol, so a fascist or natsoc.
What do you see as "superior qualities"?
Are they intrinsic to the race or are they socially inculcated?
The test is trash.
If you honestly think a test can define your politician thoughts, I suggest you start doing more research into everything. Read Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc. Learn economics, learn government, learn history and science.
A test like this just makes you more isolated in your echo chamber and divorces you from truth and facts.
Race is derived by genetics, and also many characteristics of people are derived by genetics as well. If you know anything about evolution, you'd know it happens all the time just by the changing of genetic distribution. People that have lived in Africa for many thousands of years will have many different genetic sequences than European, Asian, or any other group.
To answer your question, though, some superior qualities are genetic, and some are social, but I'd say most are probably genetic. I can say more if you need.
Didn’t think this would be the result, but...
This seems accurate to me.
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I side on more of the "nurture" side of things. Epigenetics play a huge role in the activation of genes and I think it's greatly undervalued in layman think. (Coming from a layman)
I know that Africans are better at running because of their body's ability to dispose of heat, which makes them better long-distance runners. So I guess you are right when you say different races have different advantages. I guess it's hard to remove the "racism" around such a statement, when it's not racist at all.
I'm sorry your mind is incapable of thinking outside of 4 broadly-defined quadrants.
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Super Interesting
Thank you
Thank fuck someone at least knows something about genetics. I think that's a completely respectable opinion, since we still know so little about epigenetics. I'm not saying all genes of black people are negative, but here is one in particular that really activates my almonds:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Either way, be careful where you say stuff like this, because people can literally ruin your life if they think you're racist enough. You sound at least rational, so I'd hate for that to happen.
This shit should just die already
Milo here to kill it!
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Sure. Vietnam War, Iraq War, Installment of brutal puppet dictators in Guatemala and Nicaragua, among stern handfuls of other nations. If you want to distill it down to leaders who have caused Hitler levels of death, Reagan and LBJ's actions directly caused the death and displacement of millions.
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Protip: If you aren't in the green or purple you don't deserve to live in any country that is considered part of the "West"
hm, who would have thought...
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Ok, I'll give you maybe 30,000,000. Now you can subtract all the people alive because of direct American actions in many 3rd world countries, and you're left with -1,000,000 VS 130,000,000 approximately dead from Stalin and Mao alone.
>That moment you realise you not an evil cunt piece of shit after all
>but won't have any of it.
Come back to earth stormfag. lmao
MAGA!
too many complex issues in this were taking the far left perspective and asking if you agree or not. only reason i got so close to center is because i am extremely anti-authoritarian on an individual level, but i understand the need for authority over large populations due to the inherent instability of large scale human social groups.
if there were more options (maybe a 1-10 scale) i probably would have been more right libertarian
Just as Marx proposed. You never know when communism has reach fruition.
He also predicted automation and robots taking our jobs.
Trump is old meme. Move along.
so do i win?
i, and everyone i know who does the test gets this fucking answer. we dont even agree on many issues either.
congrats you gave the correct answers
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Well hello, comrades
Cool.
im a britfag so i dont get what it means but hey look im in the green one
It's been an adventure
Being a "Nazi" or a National Socialist isn't being an evil piece of shit.
It's being a nationalist, with a good heart and good will towards your volk.
I don't inherently hate anyone, and I actually have a lot of appreciation for cultures modern and historical.
I just want my people to live culturally traditionally (in a modern way) with my people helping me people.
I want freedom from "multiculturalism". Diversity is scam.
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Listen to the third verse (time stamped).
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yeah how come you can have black history, black pride, asian associations but as soon as you try the same thing for whites its racist?
Fuck off, tankie
Jews.
Nationalism is a meme because you could've been born anywhere
Fuck off, Nazi
Fuck off, libshit. Your kind historically sides with fascists anyway
And if I were born anywhere else, I would be a nationalist for that place, because I would have a rich heritage and bloodline from there. Because I would hold the cultural values and traditions of that land.
I'm a nationalist not because I hate everyone else, but because I love my people. And I want to preserve my people, and what they've built for my, and my people's children.
Nazis would actually be at the top, between the blue and red quadrants. I'm more of a fascist.
voting right until things improve
Fuck off, ancap. You're not an actual anarchist. Capitalism can only be enforced through the violence of the state, bootlicker.
That's not nationalism though. That's ethnocentrism.
The Overton window being so far right and authoritarian means this is fake and gay. A middle Overton window would make this true
Your nation is part of your heritage.
But yes, you can describe it as that too.
Nations should be ethnostates.
Nazis are the totalitarian fascist, so yes, that's on the right not center
Well then I respect your opinion, I just disagree. I think the human population is too high at this point for ethnostates to be viable. Plus, we're all the same species. Ideally we should all be able to work with each other but unfortunately that is not the case.
No, it's right in the name, moron. Nazi = National Socialist. Their economic policies are far left, and social policies are far right, which sets them directly in the center. They are authoritarian, so top of the square. Further right means less economic restriction, which is not descriptive of Nazi policies. Seems like you've fallen for the retard trap that is calling anyone you don't like a nazi.
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Death to commies, chill with nazis, let the fags defend their weed farms with tanks.
Oh, and stay the Hell off of my lawn.
why do you wanna emulate your grandpa so much
My grandpa was a wise man.
I am my grandpa.
Anyways, my family is mostly centrist or democrat. I'm the weird one that likes Hitler and ruins family dinners with statistics on transsexual suicide rates.
All you niggers can fucking die.
You're the average American, relax.
Obviously you're the one sucking dick.
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oh no
I stand with Gandhi
You're also fuckin gay and dumb.
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I am Gandhi. The man I most admire on their list is Hitler though.
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Authoritarian right regimes fail afterwhile. You have to open up with fascist ideology and release government control after you have changed the dominant culture.
Otherwise some commie will make his way into office and undo everything you've built.
Meh. I thought I was a little bit more of the right
Waste of time. The questions are formulated very clumsily, and some cannot be answered honestly so that it does not look like contradictory answers to previous questions.
Political compass is big gay.
This one is better.
I got that one too.
>Commie
Why? Communism doesn't work faggot.
Communism doesn't, socialism does. The chart label is just retarded.
I consider laissez-faire capitalism to be incompatible with integral nationalism because it's always in capital's interest to drive down wages. The economy should be organized in syndicates overseen by the state to allow workers and capital to work out their issues.
When the state oversees things, it never ends well. Look at all of the US's three letter agencies, and how messed up our economy is. Consumer choice and competition is what keeps things balanced. If you have to make your jobs and products more attractive than the other guy's, you have to put work into it.
Besides, privatization is way better than budgeted agencies, because there is incentive to turn a profit. Agencies stretch their budget so that they can get more money and continue to stretch the budget.
Oh, and look up "Regulatory capture." The shift from capitalism to corporatism is our current problem.
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liberal, not a bleeding heart one
enjoy the camping trip
holy fuck ive become of leftwing compared to a few years ago
I personally would prefer a more heavily regulated economy because I prefer more power to be vested in the state rather than in unaccountable capitalist entities. Many of our problems, especially for dissidents, come from what are nominally private-sector organizations and from the state's refusal to act against them.
I respect private enterprise but believe that if the capitalist model will ever be viable again the state has to demolish or take power away from the transnational corporations that now rule our lives, whether that mean by ending regulatory capture, offering subsidies and other help to co-ops or small businesses, or by executing executives for being Volksverraeter.
The problem, like I said, is regulatory capture. Big businesses grow so large that they eventually are able to bribe and essentially buy legislators to do their bidding, putting in policies that discourage competition; because that's their kryptonite. Most people are already disillusioned with large trans-national corporate monopolies, it's just that there are scarcely good alternatives because of the regulations passed by government., which is largely unaccountable in itself. In this way, you sick the cycle onto itself until it balances.
This can only be done by repealing legislation and taking power from the state.
>Big businesses grow so large that they eventually are able to bribe and essentially buy legislators to do their bidding
Well, yes, that's why you have to end parliamentary democracy and institute rule by the syndicates.
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>By the way, I'm a "Nazi"
just kill yourself before your meth lab blows up
I think the matter comes in laying down a constitution that is unchangeable, and ensuring that your people hold its values dear.
Make it so that the people's liberties are unquestionable by the state, and ensure that everything is tight, but simple.
hey guys why don't you just shut the fuck up and get along. we're all on Yea Forums on a friday night raging about shit no-one cares about, why not just be nicer about it you stupid fucking cunts.
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It's hard to get along with people whose ideology frequently silences people who disagree with them or labels them "Nazis" with little evidence to back it up. Hell, someone in this thread called me a Nazi and sent them back to antifa, tail between their legs.
Pretty good stuff, mate. Rehabilitative justice doesn't work though.
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Yeah this one strikes me the wrong way too. Don't remember the exact questions.
Politiscales
Hmmm...So he was behind that...?
My 9axes.
It depends on the crime, and tbh idk what crimes you could really rehabilitate considering in my country, the only real crime is stretching your freedoms as far to infringe on anothers
Shut up, commie
but you are a fucking leftist...
I won!
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Different races also have different muscle structure. That is another reason why for example blacks are good at running and whites are good at weight lifting.
Oof! Test is full of typos
Ow, and apparently I'm Gandhi
You ''feel'' right because the left has become so insanely extremely left, that anyone right of a mass murderer like Stalin is a Nazi to them.
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