What does smoking this feel like? I’m a 25 year old with absolutely no experience in mind altering substances...

What does smoking this feel like? I’m a 25 year old with absolutely no experience in mind altering substances, not even alcohol. A few friends want me to smoke with them later, but I’m nervous as fuck after hearing bad weed stories about getting paranoid or “tripping out”. How do I not make an idiot of myself? Will it be a shock to me? Is it scary?

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Sometimes people do not feel anything the very first time they smoke weed. Either way you’ll be fine.

it's not bad take a hit or 2 make sure you inhale dont hold it in and see how you feel

You’re not going to trip on weed. Try to have a good time and listen to your friend’s instructions and you’ll be alright, whether you get high or not

It might shock you because its pretty different from feeling normal. It'll be worth it though, I remember the first few times I smoked weed I didn't like it that much but getting high was a lot of fun

It makes you laugh, hungry, kinda lazy (especially if your a jr), can cause paranoia (especially if your a jr trying to hide the fact your baked)

Go into it with a nice mindset, and its guaranteed you'll have a fun experience. Bad trips only happen when you're in an environment you don't feel comfortable, and even then, theres definetly worse things than a bad trip. Its not like LSD where you completely lose your mind, you might just feel a little uncomfortable and thats all. Also make sure to not smoke too much and preferably not from a bong the first time, since it will likely be too heavy for you.

I smoked for a year before i got high.. but when i did holy fucki g shit was i ripped haha.. got suspended from highschool that day hahah

Take it slow, just smoke a little and wait a few minutes, if you don't feel anything have a little more. This is the best way to have a good time. Bring water/juice/soda with you because you'll regret not having it when you're high.

Remember, nobody in the history of ever has died from smoking weed. You're fine, you are just in a different mindset, try and relax and know you're fine and you'll be okay.

Nothing to be scared of OP, you can't die from the substance itself. Just your own autism can do that.

I had this problem when I first started smoking weed. I would feel paranoid like I was going to die.
I figured out it was indica heavy strains that did this to me. Eventually I built up a tolerance to it and can smoke all day without any issue.
Depending on where you live I'd check out a dispensary and choose a lower THC% of a hybrid

>Tutti fruition

I think you meant “tutorial flirtation” lmfao you total newb faggot

Listen to me! Blagahaggaggagaggagaga haha Jesus man Jesus!! I'm fucked off my SHIT!! SHIT!!!! HAHA

Don't do it, remain free from drugs. Why take the chance?

Drugs are good

weed fucking sucks it only gave me a severe panic attack fuck it

Not really, tho.

just take like one tiny hit or don't inhale

Bro, you sound like you may just be fucked off your shit. Let me know if I’m right lmfao dude weed bro

or you could go hang out but just claim sore throat or pee test coming up. if their smoking blunts or joints maybe just take the joint or whatever home with you afterwards if they just leave the last little bit in the ashtray. Could try it by yourself instead in the comfort of your own home

Just be honest with the guys. If you feel like shit, just say so and tell them you're going home to sleep if out. And if they make fun of you just say you're not doing something that makes you feel like shit. I've smoked weed for years and every time I felt bad I was honest about it and just went home. Later friends of mine started to do the same instead of sitting through it because of the peer pressure.

Hey I'm smoking right now. Of course what you feel depends on the person and the kind of weed. But right now to me everything everything just feels like super enhanced. Whatever I usually feel, I feel 1000x stronger. Unfortunately right now I feel very shy, because... I'm just kinda a bitch now in this period of my life. Even too shy to anonymously type something on Yea Forums..

Soooo.. sorry for the long story. What I want to say is: If you usually have a chill time with them, it will be a 1000 times as chill.

OP here. Again thanks for the advice everyone. It’s just a group of stoner dudes who apparently get together on some fridays and smoke and just chill and play games and stuff, so I’m not too worried about the environment being too uncomfortable, (though I only really know one of them). I’m thinking they mainly smoke out of bongs with weed, and the guy who invited me was also talking about wax and shatter and stuff like that. I guess I’ll just have to man up and get through it. I’m also a bit curious as to why some people like it so much.

You'll either love it or hate it.

I love it.

No worries man, just got to be in a good mindset and be able to find a nice level of high.

Ethier sleepy or energetic, 2 trains some are hybrids. Worth it nonetheless.

My man. This is the advice I always give to first timers:

Take 1 or 2 hits. Then wait like 10 min. Then assess how you feel and enjoy it or have some more.

The wait time is to give the drug time to gwt into your brain. It is not instantaneous like most smoked drugs.

Do this and I can guarantee that you will aat least not have too shitty a time. Best of lick and god speed.

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This

Just stick to flower the first time friendo.

Smoking is great with friends.
Cannabis is a good plant.
Smoked and enjoyed.
Quit cus it's so monopolised and hard to aqcuire at my current location. Lobbied by pharma to illegality.
Also lost ties with only good supplier.
Would grow myself if I had place and little funding. Very easy to grow plant.
Maybe in future I will go back to my beloved cannabis.
I'd recommend that plant to everyone.
Enjoy while you can.
I really miss smoking.

You will instantly relax. But If you feel yourself being weird just remind yourself, it’s just a substance. This will pass

aww i feel for you

Nah man I'm just having a little harmless fun lol

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If it gets too intense, just start sucking everyones dick. You won't be able to think of anything else, anyway.

What you wanna do is smoke a very small ammount. Smoke a mug the size of half a tic-tax, or a full tic-tac, but smoke the entire thing. Make sure you inhale properly. Then wait 10-20 min, see how you feel, and repeat until you feel good.

This whole “people don’t feel it the first time” thing is nonsense, people that say that didn’t inhale properly.

A nug *

Lol or smoke 2 whole blunts by yourself and tell everyone to fuck off.. if you're going to experience something, might as well go off the deep end and see what it's really like. Follow the white rabbits user

just...do it....also...I am fucking high

I would take one or two small tokes and wait a little while. It creeps up on you and takes 5-10 minutes to really feel it. It they are doing bong hits just do one.

You are going to cough if you pull too hard. Take it easy, your friends will walk you through it. And try to relax you'll feel great.

like bags of sand. dont try it you wont ever be missing out

This ain't it chief

I've lost my mind on cannabis.

Seconded.

Yes it is, it's just weed. Take a day off lol it'll only last 2-3 hours

it's fun, won't make you trip but makes you feel happier and you laugh easier and harder
also food tastes better on it
remember to breathe into your lungs so you don't waste it
enjoy!

lololol

After just a single marijuana injection you will catch autism and the big gay. And be hooked for life. A dribbling addict with no concerns except how to get the next fix

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I have as well. Like I legitimately had very little concept of reality. Basically just closed my eyes and saw flashing colors and shapes. I could also hear my bones creak when I moved. It was pretty weird and profoundly surprised me for a week or 2, and scared me away from weed for a good few months. That was my first time smoking, and I have yet to experience I high that intense. It’s been around 11 years.

Was in the same boat as you, OP. Told friends I smoked, got invited over to hang out. They won't be pissed about you not smoking. They'll probably be excited to take your smoking cherry though. I ended up taking like eight massive bong hits because I didn't feel it, and my friends are dicks, so they just laughed. Do what everyone said and take it slow. Tale a toke, wait 15 minutes, and if you're feeling up for it, take another.

Take something to drink. Make sure it's enough for a few hours. Also bring something to snack on. Take comfortable clothes, because you can really feel them on your skin.

Weed eventually makes you turbo gay

Honestly, odds are that you'll probably kind of fuck up the process of smoking it and/or not feel much on the first few hits. You'll probably be kind of underwhelmed.

Holy shit, 8 bong hits your first time? You must have been destroyed, kek.

Remember to jerk off/fuck while on it (towards the end), it's amazing!

It can't really be described, it's something you just have to experience. If your friends know you never smoked (just tell them man) they expect you to make an idiot of yourself and don't care if you do. They'll laugh and tease but they won't disown you so who gives a fuck.

As for the fears, you just have to remember a few things:
You're fine. No you aren't dying. Yes you can breathe. No the police aren't coming, yes the high will end, no you didn't break your brain. You'll be back to normal in less than two hours. Calm down and have some chips.

>not even alcohol
Well i was gonna say that its kinda similar to alcohol, you'd never confuse the feeling but its not a lot different, it makes you feel a little whimsical, maybe even a little euphoric, you'll be more gregarious or your mind will be chuggin along quite a bit. It can make you sort of sink into where your sitting.
You might have sort of a static feeling, like when you're very calm or when part of your body falls asleep, but more vague and kinda in the back of your head.
>getting paranoid or tripping out
that probably won't happen unless you take a dab or eat a ton of edibles. You might get a little anxious but thats it. I didn't even get anxiety from it until years after smoking.
>How do I not make an idiot of myself
Just make sure you don't talk too much (say dumb shit while high)...and dont talk too little (dont get in your own head too much) and you'll be fine.
>Will it be a shock to me? Is it scary?
Again, as long as you aren't taking massive rips or eating edibles your first time it won't be a "shock."
In fact, you probably won't even get high your first time.
Keep in mind to inhale deep into your lungs. It WILL be uncomfortable to inhale warm smoke for you, especially your first time, just bare with it. No shame in coughing, I still hack all the time. In fact, coughing makes you higher because you absorb more THC and the blood rushes to your brain faster.

IF you happen to start getting nervous, just ALWAYS keep in mind its JUST weed, its completely harmless.
Try to occupy yourself with conversation or music if you need to.

I would advise to wait 15 minutes, because some strains can come on really slow and since it's first time, you should proceed with caution, overdoing weed is quite nasty, you can always do some more but you can't undo if you're too high

Just don't inject too many Marijuanas at once. My pastor says injecting just two high potency Marijuanas can kill a small elephant.

Weed can sometimes induce a sleep state, like sleep paralysis or waking dreams. Its not real hallucinations, its literally just lucid dreams.

as everyone else said you should wait at least 15 after that you should be safe to swim again and wont get cramps just dont swim before 15 after eating

>I also kind of fucked up and told the guy who invited me that I smoke occasionally.
Oh shit you did fuck up. People are more understanding and helpful if they know its your first time bro. At least my friends were.

You'll either become relaxed or paranoid I'm sober now but I'm not against weed being legalized

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>wax and shatter and stuff
DONT do that. That will send you to the shadow realm if you're not ready.
Bong rips will probably be a bit much for you too honestly.

Fuck it. Take the biggest wax rip off a bong you can. Your lungs will be on fire and you'll probably trip balls and feel like you're gonna die but it'll be worth it once its all over. You'll remember it for the rest of your life. Also dont throw up on the carpet.

I miss smoking. Living in an illegal state sucks. Enjoy it when you can op.

inhale, exhale, then chill, drink water if that makes you feel better.

Is it true that girls get really horny from smoking weed?

Dont go for the wax or shatter for a first time. That shit can fuck up even a seasoned stoner. I wouldn't even start with a bong personally. If I was gettin someone high for the first time, I would just roll a joint. Effective and easy. Not a huge fat one, bout as thick as a pencil will do. You smoke that and you'll have a nice chill high...well, as long as its good weed.

yes

I prefer cocaine

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I smoke most days and tbh, I dunno. I never really enjoy the "being high" part, I never feel calm or whatever everyone else says they feel.I usually just feel anxious and very aware that I'm high. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

Weed makes me feel like a child again. I experience the world like a child would, coming at things without preconceptions of what they should be. Everything is more vivid. Food has more flavor. Music has more depth. Things feel better. It's like I'm super focused on things and doing them in a new, more intense light.

Don't fight it. Be with people you can trust in a setting you can be comfortable with. Don't worry about being high; it'll wear off soon enough. Weed is one of the oldest drugs known to our species and no one has ever died from it that we know of. So just ride with it and know you'll be useless for an hour or two depending on how much you smoke your first time.

First time I smoked my body felt all heavy, I became a bit giggly but mostly sleepy. Reaction time was slower as well. Just had a friend introduce me with a bong, joint, and a ton of weed (no tobacco ofcourse, that'd be gay).

Are you dealing with some shit right now? Got alot on your mind? Weed sometimes can make it worse. I usually do something right after I get high, play music or a video game, watch a movie, something to get into so the weed just amplifies the enjoyment for me.

Also food is better and orgasms are greater.

Honestly the worst that'll happen is you smoke shit that is rely strong and get super baked.
Just remember not that much time has passed as you think has
You didnt say what you were thinking out loud
Nobody's laughing AT you but just laughing with you
Enjoy the high, its really good when you just accept the high and go with it

When it finally hit me, I slid off the couch, curled up in a blanket on the floor, and just ate my box of Cheez Its.

I've never had trouble with that tbh. Sometimes when my regular irrational fears or guilt comes up I feel like I'm spinning very intensely and everything feels worse, but it's not the high that makes me feel shite.

If that's how you're approaching it, then yeah you'll be paranoid.

Henry, get back to church!!!!! Do not proceed with the devil's lettuce.

This basically.

The bad stories happen when people smoke a whole joint in one sitting and get overwhelmed by the feeling of it. That'd be like smashing a bottle of vodka in one sitting for first time drinking - of course you're gonna have a bad time.

The "peak" of a hit is around 15-20 mins in, after that you'll get decreasing amounts of high. So take a puff and wait for like 10 minutes before you decide to take another.

Put a note on your phone's home screen that just says "You're on drugs, everything is gonna be okay once you sober up in a couple of hours" if you're really that paranoid about it. That way when you look at your phone you'll feel more at peace with everything,

Smoke so very little of it. Do not take more than two good hits. Have a bottle of cold Gatorade with you and keep some aspirin on you incase you get paranoid.

You'll probably have zero issues though. I'm in the minority that do. F'nSucks.

You're smoking too much too often. Take a t-break for a good month at least before coming back to it and find some other hobbies.

don't try to keep up with experienced stoners.

take no more than 2 hits and cool it, let them know it's your first time.

Weed is so loud these days, you'll probably be baked off of 2 hits.

Also, how tf are you 25 and never had alcohol? What did you do on your 21st birthday?