Ask someone who has been working at walmart for over 15 years anything!
Ask someone who has been working at walmart for over 15 years anything!
Aiden Gomez
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Nathan Powell
Are you a rapist?
Nathaniel Foster
Where do you work?
Sebastian Hernandez
When are you going to kill yourself?
Chase Young
Are you a cashier?
Isaiah Lopez
how long have you been working at target?
Henry Rogers
Nope.
Walmart
My now mild chest pains will take care of that eventually.
Never worked register. That shit is for jailbait working thier forst job.
Levi Hill
>target
Sorry, I need more than 8 hours a week.
Cooper Ramirez
What weird shit do you do in the store when no one is around? rub your cock on the eggs or something? Confess!
Ryan Campbell
So what do you do in walmart? I work at target and just restock the freezers. Pretty chill
Liam Williams
I also work at walmart, I have like 2 week and already I want to kill my self, how do you embrace that many years?
Ayden Adams
no soul
Asher Brown
what's the biggest thing you stole from working at target?
James Diaz
>rub your cock on the eggs
Ah yes, the old “bell end bawk bawk”.
Carson Thompson
Im losing it my self
Levi Butler
Why?
Christian Rodriguez
I'm not sure of what your circumstances in life are, but I have no where to go. You can also count:
>no GED
>no Vehicle
>40 years old
>too late to start anything meaningful from the absolute bottom unless I want to willingly face an abundance of age bias/discrimination
Theres always something to be done with multiple bosses on your ass. There is no time for that shit. I already work 5-7 hours for free a week to get everything done and to set myself apart from the bozos who cant, hence my longevity.
Put items on shelf.
I honestly cannot remember the last time I stepped into a Target store.
I am not a thief.
Samuel Jackson
You sound like a stand up person, respect.
Angel Perez
I just hope my next life is a bit more fruitful.
Andrew Perez
You sound like me
>40 years old
>no high school diploma
>work at ups for 15 plus years
>became a delivery driver a few years ago
>make more than 80k per year now
Get your ass over to ups.
Jack Campbell
Can you work there part time just stocking shelves at night?
Hunter Gonzalez
>over 2 hours away
I dont have thousands of dollars for relocation costs and whatever arbitrary fees landlords want to charge.
>part time
I need at least $1300/mo just to cover my bills.
Kayden Fisher
what is your highest education level?
Leo Wood
I hear ya, live 10 miles from work because it's impossible to find a place closer that allows doggo...
Nicholas James
Do you like Andy Sixx?
Dominic Flores
Dropped out mere months before I was supposed to graduate high school due to homelessness.
Sorry to hear that man.
Nahman. More into synthwave.
Dominic Adams
I was referring to his shit. Do you suck them out of his ass?
Andrew Diaz
HOOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE CONSTANT NOISE.
fucking freezers humming, register beeping, carts machines clanging, idiots yelling, and the god damn shitty 24 7 pop radio
dont you have hearing damage
Jose Ramirez
Nope.
Noah Scott
Grow up
Lucas Lopez
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David Rodriguez
How much do you get paid? No car? Do you like in cape cod?
Jace Bailey
I remember I had a Santa claus-looking boss about a decade ago who banned the use of headphones which he would play some Now CD that had shitty pop songs that had the same shit on repeat for a few months as he slept in the managers office (and was subsequently fired for it). Walmart radio has improved substantially. It really brings me back to the days before the Recession in 08 when Tom Ledabrand had the overnight show. Some songs are alright as this is my favorite one in rotation (and the movie it's based on had a rather uplifting ending)
youtu.be
Nowadays I just rock a NENRENT S570.
$14/hr. I stopped driving over a decade ago because of constant repairs, registration, and safety inspections which reached to a quarter of my take home pay for the year.
Evan Turner
How’s your social life? Friends? Family? Relationships?
Also, yea nobody likes the weird old guy that’s in a college class full of 18-22 year olds. Sometimes even older than the professor. It’s just that they love to talk over nonsense that has nothing to do with class or anything currently relevant.
Caleb Martin
>How’s your social life?
Nonexistent
>Friends?
Inconsistenty led to falling outs
>Family?
Parents are useless and are probably still homeless. I live with the indelible sin of not making anything of myself and being able to support my brother in his younger days, which was spent perpetually homeless and uncertian futures on a daily basis
>Relationships?
I had my fun in my 20s, but no one wants to be with someone who is in my position. I dont have the sexual market value I once did.
I would just feel out of place if i were in a college setting, kind of like how I am over twice the age of the usual discord audience. At least I've been told I have a young sounding voice. It's a compliment I cannot thank enough in return.
David Stewart
The feels are real man, at least you're honest with yourself. I see much of myself in you...
27 and have worked at Walmart for 7 years... Don't have the ambition or means to much better myself... Just killing time until nothingness...
I salute you Yea Forumsro...
Brandon Davis
I'm not sure of your position in life, but at least having a dream helps. That shit died for me in the late 90s.
Angel Fisher
>Dream
Haven't had one of those since my sophomore year...
Jacob Turner
do you enjoy it or just stuck and going to be a npc there for the rest of your life?
Nolan Wright
Perhaps "career goal" would be a more fitting term as I see "dream" of something like a wish. I feel bad for the sucker who uses a wish from the monkeys paw for a job.
The way the world is now, I cant see myself doing anything with the fear of spending thousands of dollars on training and countless hours studying only for it to be in jeopardy over the influx of immigration, market forces, or automation.
I was one of those people who had always wanted to work in a video rental store. Since they dont exist anymore, I dont have anything else to look to.
>do you enjoy it
I enjoy not being homeless and hungry
>or just stuck and going to be a npc there for the rest of your life?
Theres not much that can be done at this juncture. Employers are looking for the youngest, the best, and the brightest since they know they have student loan debts that need to be paid. I do an interview show nightly and this notion seems to be parallel across the board.
What do you want me to say?
>I didnt choose the NPC life. The NPC life chose me?
Daniel Robinson
Can I make coupons
Liam Hughes
You are commending a peasant for being a slave. Cuck you.
Matthew Barnes
This is it. You either live it or waste it. You’re wasting it.
Jayden Collins
I could always strive for Support Manager (overnights), but they always seem to just take on all the responsibility of an Assistant...
Ryder Howard
Looks like someone's parents worked 2nd shift at wal-mart and didn't have enough time to shower them with love.
Ryan Mitchell
>working at walmart for over 15 years
Why?
Julian Reyes
Craziest shit you've found in bathrooms?
Kayden Thomas
They stopped that shit around 2010 iirc. There were leaflets out up near registers, informing cashiers to be watchful of fake coupons. I admit I made some because I knew how the barcode system worked and posted them on Yea Forums circa sometime in 2008-9? I never will have the balls to try it to see if I can pull it off.
We're all slaves. Just because you cant see the bars, doesn't mean you're free.
I say this rather facetiously. I know this is it.
Ding ding ding.
See the first response here: The usual degenerate dying from a drug overdose. It happens not too infrequently, I just happened to catch it.
Thomas Lopez
how do i avoid ending up like you?
James Ortiz
Not sure as everyone is unique.
Gavin Hughes
Can i take back a pair of jeans that i wore for 2 months ? i have receipt.
Julian Lee
ok well any general advice you can offer to a 22 yr old who envisions a similar future for himself?
Robert Brown
THANK YOU MY FELLOW WAGECUCK , MR SHEKELSTEYN IS VERY SATISFIED WITH YOUR WORK . GO ON AND KEEP WORKING HARDER SO HE CAN BUY HIS NEW KOSHER TESLA
Jason Allen
what's up with this meme of walmart being a bad company? is it just snobs that thinks their shit smells better or is walmart evil?
Samuel Cox
God dammit OP . Answer my fucking question.
Noah Long
Found anything of value in the bathrooms? Money? Drugs? Drug money?
Jordan Gutierrez
Is OP kill? Did he give up to many secrets?
William Clark
There are some dumb motherfukers up in the service desk. If your sob story is good enough, they'll take back anything.
Just a vision of life you want to live. That's all I can say. During my "best years" I was homeless for the most part and supporting my able-bodied needy parents we thought working fast food was "beneath them" despite having younger children to support.
For some of us, unfortunately, Walmart is the only thing we have in life.
Well there are some legitimate grievances oh, there is some evil shit that happens. I think dead peasants Insurance takes the fucking cake when it comes to Shady things for the benefit of the company. Even though they say they've gotten rid of it, they probably snuck it into something I've signed that I didn't have the time or tolerance to go through.
Nope. Just druggies.
Nah, I'm here. Just a little busy as always
Owen Phillips
thx i guess. have a nice day, walmart user
Logan Evans
At what age did you give up on life?
Blake Morales
why doesn't walmart expand outside u.s.a.? i'd love to see walmart in sweden. it would push the all the shitty supermarkets out of business
Henry Thomas
They look brand new and i have a receipt with a new pair. Same numbers on the receipts. One was a different length and didn't realize. If i put tags on old pair from new pair will this work?
Daniel Watson
You as well.
At 18 when I became homeless.
They have other company names outside of the US. I'm not going to list them all, but they're publicly known. All I can say is that they did not do well in Germany given the customer culture is completely different.
Anthony Nelson
whats the vilest thing you have seen at walmart?
Henry Mitchell
Corporate coming in one day and telling this woman, who has one leg mind you, that she can't be using the Mart cart to do her job because "they're for the customers". Never have I had to hold back such rage.
Michael Jones
Cap 1, 2, or overnights? Also hows your supervisor? AMs? Is your store manager a total fucking idiot like mine?
Julian Johnson
You are aware such things as job agency’s exist right. You’ll be surprised how small business would pay you $18 bucks the hour just to sweep all day long. For 40 hours a week and not give you bullshit
Hunter Richardson
>Put items on shelf.
what's your pay per hour? how much do you get in a month?
Grayson Flores
What's wrong about that? She new that going into the job. I saw a fat one using one last week. Walked by her,shook my head and called her a fat fuck.
Jaxon Johnson
Any hobbies? What do you usually other than waiting to go to work?
Nolan Hall
Cap1. The only thing I can comment about the management is that they're all over worked, but don't get me wrong there's others that I haven't seen do any real work.
I get job offers from businesses on indeed from time to time and the only thing they can offer me is either starting me at working at a warehouse or working at a Pizza Factory for under $10 an hour, which are hours away. That leads me to send them an excoriation email asking if they're out of their asshole Minds.
$14/hr. $1600/mo.
She was fat. We get it. But she wasn't fucking missing a limb.
Ethan Cruz
Smoking, drinking, playing vidya via emulators, doing my nightly news show stream, and having my occasional breakdowns on cam over being powerless in the world.
Luis Murphy
You’ve been in the company for decades and that’s still your income? Is $14/hr the max cap?
Unless you got a roommate, you’re definitely going to be living in the streets where I live. How are you surviving?
Joshua Miller
>You’ve been in the company for decades and that’s still your income?
Yes.
>Is $14/hr the max cap?
I think its $18, I dont know.
>Unless you got a roommate, you’re definitely going to be living in the streets where I live. How are you surviving?
Careful budgeting and barely getting by
Michael Martinez
how have you not gotten a better job in 15 years?
unless you are a walmart manager or a pharmacist, literally what in the hell are you doing?
Hunter Green
either youre a shit tier employee or you just dont give a fuck to earn anything more. i worry for you if its either of those.
Lucas Cruz
>how have you not gotten a better job in 15 years?
See >unless you are a walmart manager or a pharmacist, literally what in the hell are you doing?
Putting in my 8 hours.
They get rid of the Dead weight pretty fast. I've already mentioned in this thread that I have to work for free in order to keep my job. I'm not in the ear or anywhere near the Inner Circle for management. If you see somebody talking to a manager on a constant basis. They're positioning themselves for Ascension. I don't have time for that shit. Theres work to be done.
Christian Kelly
Get a GED, save for a cheap used car and get a better job. Don't let your fears and age hold you back.
Mason Phillips
piggybacking on what this nigga said.
community college as so many fucking grants and scholarships to give, you actually end up MAKING MONEY by going to school.
after 4 yrs i came out with +13k and an education
i know for fact waalmart program even helps you get education. its like 1$ a day.
William Sullivan
Failed the GED twice since the difficulty rework in 2014. Not sure if cars are better constructed since when I stopped driving (probably). I dont even have the cash to drop on one if I wanted.
>community college as so many fucking grants and scholarships to give, you actually end up MAKING MONEY by going to school.
Doubtful as I'm an able bodied white male who makes $30k a year (before taxes)
>after 4 yrs i came out with +13k and an education
My local community college charges $10k a year.
>i know for fact waalmart program even helps you get education. its like 1$ a day.
For things that directly benefit the company as business and supply chain management are the only degrees they offer, neither of which I have any interest. They're supposed benevolence is given with a caveat.
Ian Murphy
If you're not going to try, don't bitch when you're still stocking shelves at 75.
William Williams
So study harder for rhe GED.
>I don't have money for a car
That's why I said to save for one. Seriously, it took me years to save for my first car at age 26, but I did it. I had a late start to my adulthood, too, and I still don't know what to do with my life at 27. There is no shame in not having life figured out at 18 like most normies.
Stop making excuses for yourself.
Parker Rogers
I think OP is just having a little fun with us, bros. He seems a little too articulate to be … idk, I guess to be a Walmart employee with no prospects. I guess he could be bright but just suffering from anxiety/low self esteem, depression, etc. But I just suspect that he's having a joke.
If not, then HEY OP: you can do eet! Get some fresh clothes and apply for jobs and you'll get one, eventually.
That guy who suggested a UPS job had a good idea. My little brother still lives at home at 40, drinks about 12 beers (at least) every single day, and somehow gets up and makes his deliveries.
I'm a divorce and criminal defense attorney (and 5 years his senior), and he makes about what I make. I wouldn't want to have to work that hard for money, but that's not really the issue in this case.
So if OP is lying, then shame on US for being duped. If he is sincere, then YOU GO BE SOMETHING, OP!
And never forget, it's ok to be white. Unless you're not white, in which case, you can probably disregard that.
Happy end of Daylight Savings Times this weekend everybody!!!!
Logan Davis
>implying robots wont be doing that in 35 years
>implying I'll live to 45 with my chest pains
Trigonometry is a son of a bitch.
I kinda miss driving. Getting from one place to another and not having to rely on the bus/uber/co worker would be nice, but the maintenance and registration costs I could do without.
>Stop making excuses for yourself
What I say is the truth at hand. Whoever is interpreting them as excuses is their problem.
Julian Lopez
all i know is that each music ensemble i was in was like 384 extra buckaroos via scholarshop. took a handfull of those each semester and met a lot of lasting relationships with cool folks than i did at work. a few other scholarships from the colleges website dont give a shit about your ethnicity or income. they all had varying qualifications. one previously mentioned required full time stjdent (aka 12 credit hours per semester) and to be simply enrolled in an ensemble without failure or withdrawl.
another one gave me 1k extra per semester by keeping my gpa above 3.5.
another one is for left handed people (no joke)
tonnes of opportunities m8. only requirement is u must be willing to search word of mouth and internet.
if ur not intersted in school then fuck all that shit anyway. but id say school is a great thing. 30k is plenty to be well off anyway.
one question do u own a house? townhome? condo? rent?
Andrew Sanchez
I lolled twice. That is pretty freaking great. I'm still laughing, come to think of it. Gotta save that one.
Carter Morris
>think OP is just having a little fun with us, bros.
Only in conversation.
>He seems a little too articulate to be … idk, I guess to be a Walmart employee with no prospects.
I remember reading about this guy in an old Walmart World magazine with the title of something to the effect of: I have a movie deal and I still work at Walmart.
I guess he could be bright but just suffering from anxiety/low self esteem, depression, etc. But I just suspect that he's having a joke.
Demonization is a son of a bitch.>That guy who suggested a UPS job had a good idea. My little brother still lives at home at 40, drinks about 12 beers (at least) every single day, and somehow gets up and makes his deliveries
Is his cost of living low?
>If not, then HEY OP: you can do eet! Get some fresh clothes and apply for jobs and you'll get one, eventually
I dont have that many nice clothes and the ones I do I rarely wear because I dont want them soiled.
>And never forget, it's ok to be white. Unless you're not white, in which case, you can probably disregard that.
It's a great track
>Happy end of Daylight Savings Times this weekend everybody!!!!
Thanks for the heads up. I'll be proactive in case my phone doesnt update and I'm late for work and subsequently fired.
I live in a one room glorified walmart dorm.