Whats the best thing about being gay?

whats the best thing about being gay?

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Not having to deal with female bullshit.

Two incomes and no kids.

You're so stretched out you can easily fit all kindsa stuff in your bucci. It's like having a flesh pocket basically.
I use it to store food, like pineapples n stuff. Pic related.

You can also put your phone in there if you want :)

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thats why gays have so much moneyy

Also you don't have to deal with females, as said.

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sex with no kids

men are way more pervert than women so 2 men in a relationship = more perversion, and thats always good as fuck

AIDS

well that's no fun :/
sex with kids is way better

you can fuck each other uretra

not being straight

Finding someone you love

Don't have to deal with women.
Don't have to deal with kids.
If your family ends up hating you, you don't have to deal with them either.
But then again, you can do all of these things as a virgin too.

Oof. More importantly: finding someone that can love you back.

Isnt that the Only thing?

exactly. it will happen user! you deserve it

DINK

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Not having to deal with women at all. It's shocking that there are gay men out there who actually choose to have female friends.

Faggots eventually get AIDS and die. That's the absolute best part of faggotry.