hi.
i just got unbanned an hour ago after a 2-week break and i just wanted to say...
THE TWO WEEKS I SPENT WITHOUT Yea Forums WERE SOME OF THE BEST TWO WEEKS IN MY RECENT MEMORY. MY PHYSICAL HEALTH AND EMOTIONAL/MENTAL STATE IMPROVED TENFOLD THE MINUTE I WAS FORCED TO STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS GOD-FORSAKEN HELLHOLE. YOU FUCKING PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK.
IT'S ONLY JUST NOW SINKING IN HOW MUCH OF MY PRECIOUS TIME I WASTED ON THIS GARBAGE WEBSITE. FUCK YOU Yea Forums. FUCK YOU.
also, what did I miss?
hah
you didn't realise you were wasting time
classic
welcome back friend
And then you came back.
You know that's not true. You're here because you're broken, not the other way around. You will always carry that brokenness with you, long after these servers have shut down. Have a nice day now :)
Why’d you get banned
>projecting this hard
apparently there's blacklisted phrases of text that automatically earns you a two week ban if you submit them.
I sent an appeal saying I didn't know the text was off limits and asking for them to please unban me so I can go about shitposting without ever mentioning anything related to the blacklisted text ever again.
the mods denied my appeal. I have a static IP.
lol
what did u say?
ahaha
yeah there are heaps of pictures like that too
chinkmoot cucked us all
a guy's name who shan't be spoken
what did the guy do?
You didn't miss much, the provably genuine thread where Taylor Swift and Emma Watson were doing each other naked was only up for a couple of days
W.T Snacks!
Bring back snacks!
Damn, it wasn't either.
Christopher T. Poole?
Christian Chandler?
basically he keeps posting nudes of himself online pretending it's someone else doing it.
Oh that dude that's into taking orders?
Fredrick Brennan?
Hotwheels?
Probably into getting his life ruined
How in the fuck are we meant to avoid posting things on a ban list that is secret? As always, the mods are beacons of intellect.
no, that's alec westbrook. you can say his name.
THIS.
It's pretty self explanatory.
Nothing they think is in a grey area of law..
For example
The picture of a little girl in a car with a ballgag in her mouth
The pictures of the Boss videos (zoocore)
If you could get banned for talking about Moot or Chris-Chan this board would have like three people on it. Why doesn't she go on Dr Phil anyway?
I know that. OP was banned for "blacklisted phrases" how in the fuck am I to avoid these phrases if I cant know what they are.
>implying there are more than 3 people
In all seriousness though, I feel like she has some people in her life trying to get her to realize that more publicity can only go poorly.
The likelihood of saying one is extremely low..
Are you actually afraid of a two week ban?
>Are you actually afraid of a two week ban?
...yes. i have no friends and Yea Forums is all i have anymore. me getting banned is basically me having my entire life put on pause.
pony boy?
I should mention that it would have been a board ban and not a sitewide ban. If you frequent r9k then you'll be able to post there just fine.
You okay man? Wanna chat?
oh i know.
andy sixx
CREAMY LOGGSSSSS
fresh from the oven, hhmmm steamy
Come on faget, talk to me. I'm bored too.
Yeah but she could spend a month in some celebrity sanitarium in San Francisco, I figure it would almost be worth...
am talking to you but you cany hear me
Nah, there are other chans, but the point remains that for people to follow rules they need to be clearly stated.
>THE TWO WEEKS I SPENT WITHOUT Yea Forums WERE SOME OF THE BEST TWO WEEKS IN MY RECENT MEMORY. MY PHYSICAL HEALTH AND EMOTIONAL/MENTAL STATE IMPROVED
Im glad you feel better user! prehaps use Yea Forums i little less often. Hope you keep improving youself!
Oh jesus, you're in an especially bad mood tonight.
It's easy to follow rules of common sense though isn't it?
It's really easy to not rape people. It's common fucking sense.
Can you get banned for posting the for me its the chicken copy pasta?
Mchicken
McChicken?
there is nothing to talk about. I don't exist outside of this website.
emchicken
yeah dat
Yes, let's rely on something as nebulous (and rare) as common sense.
Can you post it for me real quick, not sure if i know it.
Tell me more. For real I'm curious. How do you only exist here?
The fuck do you mean? Are you projecting or what because common sense is called common sense because it's fucking COMMON.
>common sense is rare
Don't talk in tautologies. It's fucking annoying.
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Yep, cheers for jogging my memory.
It made me feel as dirty as I remember.
Is there anybody still here, I wanna bounce some ideas off you guys.
Go for it
>implying getting banned means you can't still browse
what's the point of browsing if you're banned? watching a bunch of faggots pick fights with one another just isn't the same as being one of those faggots.
KYS
So loveness is a pretty cool sextoy brand. They have some neat-o stuff. I bought a toy for my gf called Edge. It's a little remote controlled plug and I can do all sorts of stuff with it, mainly being I can make it vibe when she does something in a video game like get a kill or finish a quest or whatever.
I've been developing a game over the last couple of years that is directly linked to this concept and I'm wondering if you guys think it would work as a sort of skinnerbox like all games are but provide a higher and more addictive dopamine release because you're fucking while getting all the shiney bells and whistles from the game.
I've explained it very poorly because I'm super drunk. Sorry this took me so long to type and excuse my spelling.
Heyyy!...he was behind of this
These are getting super low quality.
The amount of bots on this site is just phenomenal
I mean the theory is there. Just to clarify, I'm assuming the player is meant to wear some sort of included sex toy while playing and they get feedback in real time? Cool idea, with some interesting choices for direction. Would you say you're trying gameify sex or sexify games?
Yeah the included sextoy being Edge. Most competent gamers are men, I'm not being sexist, that's just statistical fact. So I'm mostly targeting guys that are brave enough to put something up their ass. And yes, you get feedback in real time. You achieve some goal and the intensity and length of the vibration is increased dependent on the scale of achievement.
Maybe a little bit of both. Leaning more towards gamify sex. Geared more towards a single guy that plays a lot of vidya and faps a lot. Nobody wants to take a break from their game to jack off, I've fixed that.
bump
Damn
now I'm all alone
Does anybody cook their own food?
Awwh thread is kill
Do you not, user?
No I do but I also only have $26 a week for food so I'm wondering if anybody in this thread has any good ideas for kidney beans.
Some cheap smoked sausage, kidney beans and rice will get you a filling and fairly cheap meal. Or you could go to the bulk section in your supermarket and look for dried chili peppers(if you have access to a blender) or chili powder. Fry up some onions and garlic, add water or stock, tomato paste (I have used ketchup in hard times) and you have a fair base for chili.
FUG
See that's what I eat pretty much every night. Can of tomatoes, can of kidney or black beans, garlic, LOTS of chili. It just gets a bit boring ya' know.
I put it on top of either brown rice, pasta, or mash.
Do you think I could make some sort of oven baked dish with the same ingredients?
fucking niggers
sorry keeping my thread alive
Have you considered making spaghetti sauce? No beans, but it freezes well and canned tomatos/ dry pasta are cheap. Black bean casserole isnt bad, just some beans, corn, other veggies to taste, and maybe some broken up corn chips to give it some texture. You could even line the dish with tortillas to make a "lasagna" of sorts. Maybe some kind of bean dip or refried beans would be good. Egg and refried bean tacos for breakfast are pretty good.
You're the most mexican person I've ever talked to. Thanks a lot for the idea by the way, I'll try that casserole out next pay. I use a fair amount of paprika in my food, along with flavouring my rice with turmeric which works well. Any specific chilis you like more than others? I enjoy hotter foods so I'm willing to go with anything here.
Also no I haven't considered spaghetti sauce. I've found that eating just pasta and sauce leaves me hungry again an hour later but adding some protein fixes that problem hence the beans.
I really like Ancho for a dried chili, serranos if you want something to sub out for jalapenos for extra heat and poblanos are the best tasting in my opinion but not very hot. If you're ever feeling decadent or get an extra large packet chilis rellenos are hard to beat, a poblano roasted and peeled, with a strip of any white melty cheese inside rolled in cornmeal and fried or baked. They're everywhere here in Texas.
Cheers bud, you're a huge help. I'm thinking I'll try find some poblanos as a flavour change is really what I'm looking for at the moment.
Checked as well
Have a good night/day
time for some apex
Eggy