So guys I've been thinking

sun is lava because lava is fire in solid form.

The sun is mostly hydrogen and helium. There is a very small amount of metals in it. It's just fusion happening all the time. It's not like the core of the earth. you're retarted.

you fucking retard, even dough there is extreme pressure, the atomic bonds on the suns surface still resemble a gas

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sun is lava gas with lava inside the sun. it shoots lava rays at earth which is how we see.

One day man will land on the sun but first we must develop anti lava technology

Why not make them out of glow in the dark plastic? That way you don't have to paint them in space. It's a good idea, NASA.

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So guys I've been thinking.
What happens if all the faggot bait threads stop being posted?
Isn't it going to be where you refresh the boards ten times a second and no new threads come up?

newfags all around

...and I look upon the future of mankind... and weep...

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Believe it or not it's cheaper just to do it in space. We have a team of trained monkeys left over from the Cold War who are eager for the task. They can do anything astronauts can do and we pay them in bananas and snickers bars.

Yes. This is scientifically accurate. However, the sun is basically in its prime and its surface lava will not solidify for thousands of years yet.

You mean when the sun goes out?
Well, we will need to send a rocket to change the li̶g̶h̶t̶b̶u̶l̶b̶ sun.

>thousands
billions*

You could also ask what happens when an ice sun hits a lava sun tho

Could you send them to the dead sun and paint that? It seems like it might be a lot of paint. What about a giant glow in the dark paintball grenade?

Everyone and everything on earth will die long before that happens.

You ruined it

Trust me, we thought of that. Even after the sun's lava solidifies there will still be too much radiant heat. It would melt the monkeys' snickers bars.

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Anyone who takes this seriously is the real retard.

Even back of it?

No, just the side that faces the earth.

We won't even be around when the sun implodes. Who gives a fuck?

There's some confidential information that was leaked but successfully covered up. It boils down to a special technology that will allow us to supercharge our lava, and then we can bring it to the Sun to keep its lava flows going for a much longer time. Much like how Earth gets their warmth from the Sun's lava flows, studies have shown the Sun responds to our lava flows as well.
We could just send buckets of our lava to the Sun, but much like superconductors conducting extra efficiently, supercharged lava will charge the Sun's lava with better results without having to deplete our own lava source.

There's even secret talk about potentially trying to take some Sun lava back to Earth for research purposes, but I hope they won't do it as it's too dangerous; if it were to leak into the gorund, we'd end up with a cascading effect that supercharges all our lava and Earth would shine too brightly to live on.

>snickers bars
>not mars bars
Missed opportunity, user.

It costs too much to import those, and the monkeys don't like them anyway. They don't have enough caramel.

I don't know, I think Mars bars are the way to go for maximum performance, even if it's a bit more expensive to import them. Elon Musk is onto something.

Rart

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