I turn to you, Yea Forums. Help an oldfag out

I turn to you, Yea Forums. Help an oldfag out.

I'm a big boy. I'm 265 lbs (120 kg) She (my GF) is 105 lbs (48 kg). I'm 6"1 (185 cm) so I would call myself big, with a belly - but not obese.

Thing is: She is sexy as fuck. And about just as horny. And i don't want to have sex.

Masturbation not a problem. Even without porn. Am I asexual? Oh and, I'm 34, shes 27.

We both love QOTSA, GoT, Tim and Eric and meat.

Oh: Pic not related. I'm superafraid to share pictures of her, mainly because she hangs out here herself :) Buuuuuut (she's sleeping)

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Also inb4gayh

Being overweight can hurt your sex drive. Or you’re a faggot.

Do you have any experience? I'm quite sure I'm hetero.

Could be a lot things. Best bet would be to hire a professional to help sort this out. Most likely a case of unfortunate association if you legit find her attractive. She ever betray your trust or something like that?

Fuck her, even if you don't feel like it, dumbass.

I think I see the problem. You're a nigger.

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He's big with a capital "N"

>I'm a big boy. I'm 265 lbs (120 kg) She (my GF) is 105 lbs (48 kg). I'm 6"1 (185 cm) so I would call myself big, with a belly - but not obese.

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tldr fat piece of shit

See Your being obese is probably leading to hypertension which seriously affects the ability to maintain arousal. If you weren't fat as fuck it wouldn't be a problem.

time to get cucked and let other guys do what you can't.

get her to wear a strap on... and a beard.
you will get hard then

Where'd the obese OP go?

Testosterone. Get that shit checked.

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yeah dude you're super overweight just run that shit off and you'll be fucking polly pocket in no time.

quads of truth

Either asexual or fat. Probably the one that is a simpler explanation, occam's razor and all.

dude you bitch much? Why are you such a cunt about his weight, what are you a California libtard?

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>6’1”
>265
>not obese
cope harder fatty

anti-depressants will lower your sex drive if you're on them

go go go

Well, sort of. I do have problems trusting her at times. She did some stupid drunk shit. Before we were together though.

I'm not obese, but yeah . I get your point. Tnx!

Well, haven't tried, but.. I guess it's good for some?

Actually looked into it. Might check with my doc
Occam's razor ? Teach me!

No drugs.

Shit, Youtube suggested Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes intros to me. Had to see if he's still fun. He IS - but I don't really think he's got it still...

Not that you asked.

So, I would say I'm a bigger version of Ryan Dunn, not "obese" but yeah; I have a belly and I might not be ashamed, but I'm also the first to admit I should .. fuckin swin more.

I'm so white my plants thrive from it.

No, just eat less you fat fucking pig. Swimming won’t help.

Accept your obese. You’re 100% in the obese category.

You're totally right. I see it now. As I did one, three, five years ago. Who am I kidding?

Would you say thats the answer then? Lose weight - and .. that's it?

>tfw no horny gf

This seems like baitish normietext- exercise. Make yourself fuckable, prolly just feel shit that your tipping the scales on that balance. I'm a fan of foreplay, I like working myself up by getting a girl worked up but I can be a control freak too so that might just be me.

hey im an actual fat dude with a skinny gf and lemme tell you some shit, i've started working out and only drinking water, eating better, and my sex drive has increased quite a bit. not even from weight loss, but just from the the physical activity and feeling better. also, try not masturbating for long periods of time. the sex is better that way anyway if you have any sort of stamina. good luck op, may you find the drive to fuck her senseless

>Masturbation not a problem.
Like as in you don't Masturbate or you can do that fine.

So if it's fine, I'm going to go with, You're doing it too much or your fapping material is more towards something other than this girl.
Say you only jerk it to fat chicks, All of a sudden here comes this 10/10 but i mean you're used to getting hard from fatties, could be whatever reason,
I mean me personally? I fucking degrade the shit out of fatties, Fucking love fucking them, best and most fun sex of my life. But i'm dating someone who is Fit and shares my love of fitness and outdoor hobbies more, but the sex isn't as great, i guess i see her as an equal so i'm a bit more considerate than i would be in a one night stand or casual fling.
So i was Jerking it alot, and it started to affect things. Not a heap, just my desire for anything really intimate wasn't there. So unless she was throwing out some serious "Fuck me" vibes i just wasn't picking anything up, or could take it or leave it. Which led her to think she was doing all the work.

Scaled down my jerking it, Switched my porn to ladies that resemble her more.
I mean you could just blanket say "No FAP" and she's the only way you're allowed to cum, That'd probably fix it.

Still i mean, Liking the same TV shows is probably not the best indication that it'll all work out. You could straight up just not be attracted to the girl, despite her being traditionally hot.

Your well obese.

You are very fat, and it's negatively affecting your health.

Lose about 40kg. Then re asses the situation.

You're an idiot!

Lol.. dont be a dick

And your blood is straight butter, piggy.

he's right tho, op could lose 90 lbs and his BMI would still be on the high side of the "normal" range

Because you're busy masturbating...show some restraint for a few days and fuck her brains out

Being fat kis your sex drive, loose the weight and she'll think you're even hotter and you'll be thornier
I've lost a hot af GF because I was taking depression meds and it killed my labido. The infrequent sex didn't end the relationship by itself but it's a wedge that only makes small problems worse

I have this issue too

But anyways qotsa rock

truth.