Hi It's fortune time with Osaka

Hi It's fortune time with Osaka

After a long hiatus due to personal changes and stuff i finally decided to come back and tell fortunes.

Rules
>posting pic of waifu will result in a read on your personality
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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I would like to know my fortune
>sata andagi
>hug

Alright user you get a *hug* god that was werid lol

>your dream fortune says the walk of the somnambulist represents disorder and fatigue from stagnation of place

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don't feel weird about it
thanks for the fortune

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Thank you for joining my thread negro

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>sata andagi

ohai~

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Welcome user i hope you enjoy my fortune i haven't done it in months
>your dream fortune says crimson colors will blot out the blue of the sky and expose those around to be traitors prompting them to congregate around you and tear you bit by bit

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Why hello fellow user, do what you gotta do

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hi little osaka, this is my waifu tell me about my fortune and personality also hug please

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I trust no one fully these days as this has already happened to me. I am ever vigilant.

Que pasa amigo
>your fortune says devotion towards a single thing can help ease the worries in life but it debases the value found in exploring and taking the risks found in possibility and variety of another cause that you or another can be shaped by

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orbiter-chan

Mighty Osaka-dono, would you tell me my fortune?

cool thread. do you know me?
>no

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I will sir faggot
>you are a pervert with a the heart of a child and your main goal in life is to satisfy everyone before yourself in order to negate the possibility of rejection
Ralph is cute user also *hug*
>your fortune says all eyes see the perfect being but inside you know that's false yet you say it's true to deny what you yourself said. You are a person with tall tales to tell and expectations in you are half met resulting in neither prasie or scrutiny.
Stay viligant user
Ok user i hear your beseechment
>your fortune says the strings will be pulled by the one who was closest to your friend and sowed discord in a possible relationship

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Could you tell me my fortune? A hug would be nice too.

Sorry i only knew someone name katie who posted as yui but im glad to meet your acquaintance
>your fortune says the person who believes in what they choose will see only that. You are a person who doesn't desire much attention tho you expect the people around to instantly recognise you. You are one that dwells on the negative more then the positive and will decide to go do the wrong thing despite the effort of thought put in.

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How do you do all this reading anyway?...very impressive...hug please?

A hug, please.

Also sata andagi.

Could you please enlighten me on my fortune

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t-thanks u...!

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santa ma whatta?

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hello~

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Kuroneko

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Ofc user *hugs*
>your fortune says that you shouldn't always expect results for you have and will continue to be surrounded with those that put effort into nothingness
Is it i just make it up in my head oh and did you get a fortune already? Here's your *hug*
*hug*
>your dream fortune says you will depost a dime into a vending machine that only take quarters and it will accept it and give you free Ecstacy tho if you eat it you will die and wake up
Sure
>your fortune says emphasis will be the key to the path of success.
Akarin!!
>people lack of attention towards you works to your benefit as you are able to appear netural but it influences you to take initiative to leave a everlasting image
You're welcome
Nice i remember loving the part were she dates the mc for a while it what made the second season of the show
>your personality is bizzare yet you gain positive feedback from peers prompting you to become open especially with things that are not accepted normally yet you persist in your own way despite a few people having made you pavid recently

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I don't have a waifu.

Sara andagi are cake donuts. Neat.

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is he looking for infidel clues?

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It is
>your fortune says expediency is what shaped you though the principles of others will best you due to your inability to adapt quickly especially under distress

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>your personality says as lively you are people assume you for starting things even though your presence has enough evidence to back you up though people will only act on this when they see you at your lowest

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Can I get a uhhhhh... medium personality combo with a side of fortune and some hug sauce?

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>your personality is built upon trip experiences and the search for the abnormal, you are likey attempt to read on esoteric subjects but fail to understand since most of it doesn't pertain towards your life
That sounds like a delicious order Isabel *hugs*
>friendly to all you approach will a smile gaining temporary attention which leaves you with satisfaction until the end of your acquaintanceship tho due to your friendly nature you managed to keep the ones you love closer then most people can

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Oh and for your fortune expect the rain to ruin something that is in your possession

I prefer 3dpd to animewaifu, but that seems against the spirit of things.

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Im not imposing anything against you do what you like user
>your personality says that you are prone to misdeeds tho the influence of parental figures made you inclined to follow what expected by most though you are more likely to get stepped on by your opposites

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>bill eye the cipher guy

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>your personality is seen as superficial though materialism isn't a bad thing and you find intrest in going with what works best for you not anyone else
Makoto posters are based tbh
>your personality goes against social norms and focuses more on having fun and not letting anxiety get the best of you
>your personality is funny, caring, and overall interesting though you are one that is approached for other qualities that aren't a major part of you

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>friendliness keeps loved ones closer
Not too far off, though it's mainly because I'm too soft and constantly fear abandonment. Probably why Isabelle appeals to me so much; she never gives up on the Mayor, even when I left the village for months now to play Smash.
>rain will ruin a possession
God fucking dammit please don't rain on my acid; I've been looking forward to this trip for months.

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I can relate a bit to that im more i talk to my close friends since they're the only ones i have. I been wanting to try acid i had drugs a lot on my mind recently especially since my anxiety been rising up making me take prescribed benzos tho the effect been wearing off

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This seemes pretty gay. Isabelle?

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My waifu - Yasuho Hirose

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Drugs can be a great thing with the proper prep, care, and respect. PsychedSubstance is a great resource for psychedelics if you want information on them. I personally believe that there are three good things in this world and one of them is LSD.

My problem right now though is that I'm a tad stressed out because I have to dip my toes into the deep web to find my acid because my guy fell through and setting that up again is gonna be a total bitch. Apparently it often comes in the mail in an envelope though and I'm hoping and praying that the rain doesn't fuck it up because I want to explore the cosmos with my bros.

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Hey your on Yea Forums to began with
>your fortune says think before you speak or allah will curse thee with 1000 lacerations
Nice jojo
>your personality says you are obstinate and hard to get by but you are better left that way since you are a hard debator tend to get many hate you for your views

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Allah? A simple yes would have sufficed and I'll be good

My wife

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Just stay the fuck outta my way and I'll return it in kind. Best of luck with then fortunes and tell A I said Hi.

go tew sweep bawkaa

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Ik they can be i had pot already also i been looking up a lot of stuff on them im intrested in mdma, dxm, and lsd but i fear the ego death and the bad feelings that come from tripping on acid. That sounds really gay now i don't want my fortune to come true for you since i don't want you missing out on that good shit
Lol
I bit my tongue when i saw her
>your personality is that of a playful yet stubborn child, you would do well at parties but your stubbornness deters most from wanting to be with you
Ok then

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You're not my mom

Pew pew

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but u can call me mommy if u want

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I admire you trips but no kek as far as femdom goes I've never been for the mommy thing

Seems there's an awful lot of fakes around here these days though and more honey pots than winnie the pooh.

This is the real cirno you should let her be your mom

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me neither tbh, but i had to think of something quick for those trips~
but honey sweet tho...

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Power of the waif

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Bonus waif from the realm of 3D

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Fuck I'll just make one fortune for user apply to waifus as well
>your personality is similar to the great sisyphus cunning and intelligent being able to device many but you are stuck within the realm of reality and it has given you your own boulder to push since the beginning of your life

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i'm going to sleep now, good night ~

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Night lurking user

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Fuck i mean deceive

Im going to sleep now night anons and thanks for participating in my thread i honestly didn't expect this many people to come it's nice

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Ego death isn't as scary as it sounds; basically you just start looking at the world without any mental constructions. Sure, that's often coupled with visual hallucinations and sensory distortion so it can be overwhelming, but imagine being able to see the world without the upsides or downsides of things like social structure, identity, creed, and morals; to see things for what they really truly are outside of the mental gymnastics we dress it up or down with.

Then again, the truth can be pretty intimidating and can seem kind of boring from an egoist perspective. It's a tad frustrating to see the behind the scenes of people, because without an ego to interact with their own, you kind of don't understand sobriety in the moment, but maybe that's just me.

I'm kind of rambling at this point but my goal is to assure you that there's nothing to fear in psychedelics but what you hold within yourself, and with proper preparations anyone can deal with their own problems. Find a trusted friend and put together a safe set and setting and take baby steps into the arcane world that is the expanded human mind. It's an experience like no other and I believe that it's always a good one.

please you will tell me it story