Trips and I'll put a paint brush in my dick

Ok

Put it in there faggot

Roll

Rolly pollie

Rolf

I've gotten trips before, hope this works!

Rolling

If trips you put it in bristle end first.

Rollt

Rolls

Fuck that, the one end is bad enough

roll

Roll

Roll

Roll call

Role

Road roller

Come on

The roll toll

Rolling as hard as I can

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No put my dick in there instead

FUCK YES I GOT THE WINRAR

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Rolls Royce

YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER OP

Rolling in the deep

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yessssss

BY GAWD HE DID IT

Roll it up

youtube.com/watch?v=ycV6cnK3SIs

FUCK YES WINRAR OP DO IT FAGGOT

Brush with tic-tac box for scale

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Plastic or wooden?

Wooden, but smooth

I want more of whatever artist that is.

Lol. Op bailed like a bitch

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Idk if I’d trust wooden with potential edges

First time?

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Working it in

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Weak shit. Step it up fag
Thats a nice set. How much was it?

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About $30

Op delivered.

Also, micropenis

Yeah fag I own them

I ain't bailing faggots

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Roll

did... did you not go through puberty?

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Nice. Mine was about $15 and has only 8

I'd like to see that

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nevermind

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8’s probably fine I’ll never use half mine

Well at least you actually did it.

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I didn't know this was actually a thing. When I was a curious young lad I stuck the handle of one of those little american flags in my dick all the way down to the start of the flag.

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Soft, not small

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Yeah i feel that. I can usually only do the first 4 but i want to be able to use the larvest which is about as large as my thumb

Damn surprised you didn’t splinter your hole, my first time was with a qtip stick to see if I would like it at all

Oh okay, still not big, but an impressive grower.

That's semi though

Yeah that sounds cool and all but I wouldn’t want my urethra stretched that much

Let’s see it at full powe then. Also, what’s with the purple marks on your thighs?

oh thankfully it was a black plastic handle

Oh alright I was thinking one of these

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Idk, problably stretch marks

Stretch marks, not op here but i had those when I was fat as shit, but after i lost 35 pounds they lighted up, i still got some tho

close. it was one of these

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Right not so bad

For the curious I got it this far now

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Put me in the screen cap

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Wow

Come on mate, show me your throbbing %90+ of your power erection. Little give for camera shyness, I get it.

Damn that's impressive though.

Hold on I'll get it

Oh, he's actually doing it

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I would say this is 80%, the last inch really cpmesin at 95

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Pretty impressive actually when you consider it’s almost pressed into when soft.

damn nigga ok

Thank you

This thread is gay. I literally do this shit every
time I need to take a piss. Ain't a big deal.

Would ppl wanna see me do some from my set?

Yes

Might as well, thread's about to die anyway

Bump

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Roll

He already delivered...

>I shove shit into my penis every time I piss and they're the gay ones
alright

shove it

OP is gay

But not a faggot

got anything?

I know I suck but being lazy tonight, might tomorrow