Femanon here, my parents just caught me having sex with our dog. Lemme explain:

Femanon here, my parents just caught me having sex with our dog. Lemme explain:

For about a year now, I've been involved in an intimate relationship with my German shepherd. It began one lonely night last year when I had had too much to drink, no one else was home, and I was feeling pretty down. My dog was my only real friend at that point and clearly favored my company over everyone else in the family. He also had a habit of humping my leg from time to time, which I took to imply sexual interest. So that night I undressed, covered myself with lube, and let him penetrate me.

Fast forward three months and we've been doing this on and off whenever we have the house to ourselves. That night, which happened to be Christmas Eve, I began to be a bit more bold. I let him fuck me in my bedroom while the family was downstairs drinking. There was no noise - I had been training him to be quiet in case we ever did this when people were home not to mention that I always took off his collar before we began. It went flawlessly and we began doing this regularly. The riskiest time was when my brother and his friends were playing video games in the next room over, but they never heard anything.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

cont. I dont care if it's real.

no one gives a fuck, do the world a favour and kill yourself

Stale pasta

TAKE THE MORNING AFTER PILL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

DONT MAKE A BABY WITH A DOGGY

Why would you use a picture of ciara if you want to pretend to be a random femanon?

I got fucked by 2 feet long bbc today.

All my food goes straight through but I want more.

If real post tits

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