One of those describe video games badly threads

farcry blood dragon.

blood dragon, what were you thinking of?

dmc

You spend the entire game unlocking things

yup

Another: D&D was better.

thats a lot of games user

every ea game ever?

payday?

The Room?

Yeah, it's DMCC

elephants and buildings have religion.

Crusader Kings 2?

>some guy is manipulated for the whole game and then talks about freedom and choices in the end

binding of isaac

You beat the shit out of animals and wear their dismembered body parts

shutter island tbh

Bioshock?
No.

Bander snatch

Beat...
Far Cry Primal?

Unlock some stuff.

Literally every character is the main chracter somehow.

You attach lots of stuff to ballons, even people.

4 dudes go full retard and save some princesses

gotta be banjo kazooie

The more you pee the less drunk you are.

Ark survival evolved

Nope

MGSV

Conkers bad fur day.

Shit wait I quoted the wrong one I meant

Castle crashes.

nope

Zelda Four Swords.

nailed it.

Nope

Achievement unlocked?

Japanese students kill god

interview a pair of twins to solve a murder case

yep
another>
You go from a criminal to a god amongst people.

You explore a demented mind.

you fight monsters but the you don't fight the final boss which is the heat death of the universe

phantom pain

Her Story

Persona

The evil within

The source code of this game contains an "if" statement

yeah

Shin megami tensei IV?

Kingdom Hearts

Yes

pong

Nope

You bully the gods and steal their stuff

yup LOL

im intrigued, what game?

No

Wake up, glitchy chick puts her finger down your throat, follow the kitty, inject super powers, do it all again without a HUD.

Yes

God of War

fighting russians in hawaii

Man climbs tower and fucks a slut

Deus Ex Mankind Divided

This ones easy. Underage kids force animals to fight till the death

Winner winner fuck my sister

Blue jacket boy saves David Tennant

gmod???

junkie students find out that theyre actually garbage despite one of them having superpowers

borderlands 1?

Every modern ubisoft game.

i actually dont remember the name of this one so help me out guys, Its about some guy who is lost on an island, but not like a tropical more like a scottish highlands kind of setting, and i think there are radio towers and pages from someones diary too

Coyote never wins (except this time)

Sheep. Puzzles. The end

talos principle

Catherine

Not even close.

Farcry 3?

Herdy Gerdy

I THOUGHT I HEARD THE OLD MAN SAY
(continue the lyrics if you know it)

No.

Both Catherine

Nailed it

no you're alone on the island im pretty sure, its was a wierd game

Yes.

Sucking trap cocks isnt gay?

Fuck that beast is big, but my sword is bigger.

Indie game? Big title? Old? New? What was the gameplay like?

nope

close but no

Here's one: You (an anime connoisseur) strive to become number 1, but so does your brother, your sister

The Sims 2: Castaway

Monster Hunter: World

Man Says Balls a lot, company didnt deliver what they promised gameplay wise. Company is dead now.

indie for sure, old gameplay was just exploration as far as i can remember

You find endless attachments and upgrades for weapons but die before you find an actual weapon

daughter goes missing and is simultaneously being hunted by a mmysterious metal band

Duke Nukem Forever?

lol no

duke nukem forever

I have absolutely no clue but im gonna say duke nukem

Any battle royale game ever made

PUBG?

Yup, WinRAR

Ooh space look colorful, but there's nothing in the universe.

LMAO

I was talking about fable 3, but this is a dead on discription for that too isnt it.

No Man's Sky

Kek

The Witcher 3

Not quite the game I'm thinking of

Sorry man i have absolutely no clue

Hot AI is on her period and turns on the humans

correct my dude

You are a schitzophrenic who hunts muslim terrorist demons

thanks anyways user

system shock?

That one was too easy.

I'm Old and I'm Horny

you play as an 8 foot tall angry smurf

DOOM

Your talking about Apex, but its still the same as every battle royale soooo......

Not quite

Nope

True. I mean I gotta give it to fortnite though. I never had trouble finding at least one weapon in that game

world's oil company goes bankrupt after every employee either leaves or becomes corrupted

just remembered, there is a lighthouse on the island if that helps

Man gets pinned for a crime he didnt commit and gets stuck doing a bunch of janitorial work as a result.

warioware

Dear Esther?

Nope

FUCKING DEAD.

But I'll give you another hint: You fight a band of super heroes and shoot up a school

Man goes on space trip, crash, cures ancient disease, gets charged billions by the company he works for after saving himself from wet planet.

Shitty jrpg (if you can even call it that) thats basically about a teenager wanting to bone his sword/waifu

1: you kill ancient animals and suck their souls for your power
2: a cute small insect witha sword beating the shit out of other insects
3: getting shells and fish in sea
4: barrel rolling down stairs in the first area
5: a big eye as boss

Pikmin?

husband comes back from the military only to find out that his wife is sleeping with the nigger that owns the greatest nightclub in existence

yeaaa thats what it was thanks man

What remains of edith finch? Otherwise i have no clue

lolno

Italian man freaks out and start a genocide

you delet slav

Damn I feel old,

planetfall?

female australian mechanic in space

Skyward Sword?

A writer receiving orders from a ghost

alan wake

Nope, but now that you mention it it does fit the description

no guesses?

Alan Wake

Sort of close?

Yakuza 0 maybe?

Subnautica

amnesia

One of the space quests?

You also an old bugger?

nope

Nope, demented is litteral.

Fuck yeah dude

Psychonauts

The not so famous version of Metal Gear Solid.

If this is correct, the main character is a woman in that one.

You take orders from your narrator. Or maybe you don't, I dunno

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

The stanely parable

The Stanley Parable,

Right on!

Also right on!

Stanely

Good old stanely.

Man I didnt think this one was that hard.

What if I say Italian man

Your mom's dead, so you go on a trip to paint.

Underwater city and no one is human

You get your sword with you, but in the end you kill that bastard with a fucking book!

... mario?

Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis?

Link: The Faces of Evil

nope

my summer car

A game where you explore and climb everything. Rain is your worst enemy. At some point youre also supposed to save someone or something? But why do that when you can climb mountains.

You save an island of simple, filthy troglodytes with a squirt gun

BoTW

But which one dammit.

You're the leader of the greatest special forces unit in the world and you fly around the globe in your airplane, which is also a command center, catching terrorists

world of warcraft after pet battles became a thing

Ye

I don't remember the name, it was a 2d game, whre you're climbing mountains with a friend.
At some point he falls and you continue climbing (?), i remember you had to crouch to catch some breath and continue.

The fucking thief can make your game uncompletable.

Mario Sunshine baby

Not what i had in mind but ill accept that anwser

you fuck up everytime on a planet full of lunatics and cannibals

Black and White

Is that the weird spooky/survival game with sean bean narrating? Just googled it, it's called Kholat.

youtube.com/watch?v=uM0tk9Qsw54

press down four times to an hero

monster hunter

im literately watching a speed run of this game rn.

Off brand Greek gods kill your wife and kidnap your daughter

MSG: Phantom pain

digimon

1. shadow of the colossus
4. dark souls 1

First game was a fun adventure,
second one started a new genre.

You uncover the murder of Caesar by dismembering midgets and throwing rats and banana peels at innocent women

A dude travels the world and random people compliments his suits

one army of soldiers who think they're spreading democracy and another army of soldiers who rape and mass murder civilians and set towns on fire are both trying to take over some desert and most of the locals hate both of them

Mario Odyssey

Far Cry 2?

Nope

Portal?

nope

spec ops the line

Inexplicably inconspicuous bald man.

Robot Western during a gold rush.

Hitman

Dude come on that was mine

nope

Hitman?

Winrar!

>zombies
>Sewers
> What the fuck is that thing?
> Guess I'll play this 3 more times

Paramilitary armed sex bots try to kill rouge terrorist sex bots.

left 4 dead

you don't level up, you level up loot you also play feng shui with cities

nier: automata

Nope

No, surprisingly that can also apply though.

age of empires, older than black and white and whatever that other example was

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Dark Cloud?

no one can get this? here's another hint: it's probably one of the most talked games released in the last ten years.

*talked about

made that a little too easy

F:NV

Indeed

RE2 remake

Mario Sunshine

boy

Bad Machinema animation, the game.

KF2?

Mass Effect Andromeda

ZombiU

yes. finally someone got it.

Lol yea,
though about putting in space behind it, wasn't necessary.

France is proud of their spies, even though they don't have spies yet.

Granny Beating Your Ass
The Game

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Winrar!

Hey, I got one for you.

Multiplayer-only game known for gross, racist portrayals as the people they play as.

EVE?
Don't play multiplayer though.

Just like the nier one, that would be right, but it isnt the one I'm think of.

Overwatch?
Talking about a game I would push away with a 10 foot pole.

xcom?

no, it's kinda obscure now, but here's a hint.

a conflict in the 1970's

Black ops 1

This ones for a series since they're all the same thing.

>random 3rd world island playing as a suave Mexican with a rope fetish and terrible driving mechanics

As I said, don't play multiplayer. So almost no chance I'm gonna get an obscure one.

Just Cause

Quick win

This Island is all mine,
although my second in command tries to tell me what to do.

Alright, then here's a new, single player one.

Japanese with bayonet, press f.
"bonzai!"

space ninja robot wizards

>go to jail and war, find out your mom died and your best friends still a fuckin idiot that some how still has torpedo tit women at his apartment 24/7

Bioshock

Warframe

halo, come on guys

JASON

2 men collect stones throughout feudal japan

The most recent mortal combat, forgot the number.

TF2??

The Jews get shot a lot but they still win the battle. Hitler ultimately wins the war, though,

Destiny

Wolfenstine

nope

Fight but die anyway. Learn from others how not to die. Die anyway.

Life is strange

Nah

Basically Weird Al: The Video Game

Mafia 2

you'll never guess this one
>superhero finds out that evil clown has captured other superhero team
>superhero goes in and gets trapped himself
>heroes must fight their way out one by one and then face the evil clown

fucking correct my guy

Katarmi Darmacy or however you spell it?

Skyrim lmao?

Alternatively, Persona 5

Rust.

Dear Esther?

My wife and kid are dead

Furrie and Toaster safe the world

Fallout 4, easiest shit ever

5. Is Rogue Legacy?

Half Life? Idek

Guys go to highschool and show people their underwear

fucking aliens

Ratchet and Clank!

5. Terraria?

Man with a shitty hand tattoo kills a ton of corrupt political figures because his daughter was kidnapped and his gf was murdered by voodoo fags with gas masks

Bioshlock

Twisted metal?

Dishonored

Muh nigga

Subnautica

Russia has turned entirely into Chernobyl. You get bad headaches

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that’s in subnautica below zero you fucking fag

minecraft

nope. it's definitely a more obscure game.