Found an escort on tinder and wanted to share my experience

Found an escort on tinder and wanted to share my experience

>be me
>trolling for bitches on tinder
>find a girl showing her ass of in the profile and get intrigued
>click into profile and it has a snapchat link
>start messaging her on snapchat for a bit but no luck
>eventually she puts up a story talking about her rates etc.
>re-message her willing top pay
>and off to the races we were.....

I've been seeing a 22 year old with a fat ass and having threesomes with her and her friends while only paying 150 dollars a meetup. Compared to the 500-1000 ive paid PER HOUR for some other escorts.

Can't believe I didn't know about Tinder for this kind of stuff sooner, anyone else got any stories?

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Ik this is bait l, but ill bite. You're a sad sap for paying for sex.

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It's all cheap fun and games til your dick falls off

What else should I spend my money on, I have an abundance of it and nothing better to do.

Wrap it up everytime kiddos

Save

I'd pay $150 for a fuck from OPs pic. I've had sex with 14 girls and dating is a super fucking boring and drawn out process. Would rather cut right to the chase

This is the sad state of our society. You're part of the problem.

Pic of the fat booty prostitute

Here's another one for you bruv. I've spent more money on dinners for chicks than this chick charges, it's really honestly incredible.

Save for what? I have enough money to retire on and I keep making more, might as well do something with it

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Nigger

lol, stay mad

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What do you do for job?

I'm an account executive who works enterprise deals for a Fortune 100 company. I make a lot of money(more than I'll ever need) so this is a great way to spend it.

You ever consider going to Amsterdam? You can fuck really hot chicks there for 50-100 euros

>enterprise deals
sounds fake. what the hell is a enterprise deal

There are multiple levels of business in sales organizations, Small Business, Mid Market/Commercial, and Enterprise.

Look up Enterprise Sales Rep on LinkedIn, you'll find 1000's of people with that job title.

I've considered it but I hate long plane flights

>so this is a great way to spend it.
not it really isn't, even if your main goal was just to fuck bitches why wouldn't you invest that (unless you already have enough for what I'm about to say) and find a sugar baby ? you would be surprised how many poor as fuck girls are willing to fuck you regularly if you have money. just find a girl like OP picture and it will be cheaper then paying every single time for sex. you could have a sugar baby and have sex whenever you wanted.
makes absolutely no sense to pay every single time for sex

Post the nudes, fucking tip top booty

Didn't pay for this but I would have.

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You’ll be old one day thinking about all the children that should be by your side. You’ll regret your life.

What do you do? Programmer? Everyone on Yea Forums seems to be one.

You already answered, sorry

>paying for sex
Pathetic

this ass real?

not your personal army

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