Bill Gates has given you $1000 dollars

Property

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I was gonna say buy black people but thats illegal soooo... a sex robot

Pay taxes

nice
I'm going to buy 10000 shares of a sleeper tech start up stock.

Ask for more

Shit in his front yard and wipe my ass with it.

Tell him I love my Zune

Buy BTC.

Offer him a thousand dollars to fuck his wife.

That only costs a grand?

Huh. You can buy a car for almost nothing today..