ITT: We all live in a house together.
Try to keep it down guys, I've got an early shift tomorrow.
ITT: We all live in a house together
Samuel Morales
Hudson Myers
Hey guys I'm skinning this cat in the basement, should I kill it first?
Luis Hernandez
Yeah, the noise disturbs me and my girl.
Luke Watson
Alright, you want any cat flank?
Gavin Mitchell
*dies from smell*
x_x
Matthew Kelly
I have some pizza bites in the freezer guys. Please don't eat them. I wrote my name on them.
Dominic Gomez
Can't. I am having a party right now
Nicholas Williams
Yes, two please. My girl will show you something good if you bring it warm.
Jayden Jackson
Sure thing, how to like your cat, well, medium, rare
Anthony Barnes
Will there be weed
Lucas Bennett
What is work?
Asher Baker
Where can I plug in my floor sander?
Daniel Thomas
Alot.
Hudson Adams
whats the wifi? I’m supposed to be playing apex legens with my buddy now
Christian Ward
Count me in then
Blake Miller
Hey I jacked off on the new sofa, someone help me clean it up please
Matthew Martinez
Great I have a fuckbuddy for you as well.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Medium. Thank you good sir.
John Barnes
Do you have a room for me and by body pillow? I also brought a Blu Ray player
Connor Adams
Here you go, just the way you like it
Luis Jones
Thanks bud
Aaron Johnson
Who is on the body pillow
Leo Harris
Your mother
Lincoln Lee
Nice. Here's a lil something from my girl.
hey, tell us if you cook more cat any other day.
We enjoy delicacies.
Adam Bell
Dear Roomie,
I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me.
Love, Your Little Cuckboy
Colton Sullivan
What's your girls name? You know, incase I ever need to label her clothes or anything.
Colton Nelson
Don't use the pool for a few days, I ate at Taco Bell and had a slight accident in the deep end.
James Scott
Definitely will, if your up for it I spotted a gray hound that lives across the way, heard that you cook it right, meat falls right off the bone
Nathaniel Davis
I don’t like swimming but now we have 11ft of brown
Jaxson Cooper
Don’t worry OP, I’ll be plenty quiet cuddling with my gf Taytay
Kayden Clark
WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO WATCH ANIME!
Jeremiah Anderson
While eating that grey hound with my body pillow, I found one of the roommates secret stash of cars hentai
Brandon Campbell
You can call her Julia. Just in case.
Sebastian Carter
Hold up now, what anime are you watching
Brody White
Fucking kek, how was that grey hound
Carson Murphy
Just fyi it’s an oc I made
Tyler Perry
Wholeheartedly agreeing to that. Just not today. I feel full and I know just the kind of thing to do to feel empty again, yes it involves her.
Have a nice day.
Aaron Hall
Fucking kek how was the grey hound
Adrian Wood
Cool
Brandon Brown
It was stuffing. It was even better with the lamb sauce and paper shreds
Jayden Thomas
He will always be there tomorrow, I was thinking of stewing him, some peas, potatoes, tomato sauce, salt and pepper, the fucker will be delicious
Jack King
hey all im having some black freinds over can we watch the language ?
Isaiah Scott
I like to burn incense- it's a decent blend, not the cheap shit from Paki shops in Burnley. Does anyone mind?
Jace Morris
Is it them nigger boys that stole my daughter, I got something for them
Nolan Ramirez
I went to dollar general and bought us some monster energy zero ultra and a raccoon on the way home
Camden Stewart
Who replaced the hand soap with jizz?
Julian Gutierrez
The badgers got loose again
Gavin Sanders
I hope that zoomer doesn't play his xxxtaciwhateverthefuck while we are enjoying our monster
Liam Long
Oh you mean xxxtinct
Aiden Brown
Dammit, I thought I told you to watch them
Justin Edwards
Hey you like incense, I like rape. Tomato tomato
Luke Williams
I won't be required to work to continue living here, will I?
Michael Morales
True, I raped that cat about 15 times before I skinned it
Joseph Nguyen
Great stuff! Do you have a favourite blend / Scent?
Brayden Cruz
You raped sprinkles!
Ryder Williams
hey hey calm down were all freinds here
but you arnt getting her back
William Robinson
I bought a Kei truck. Anybody wanna ride to the mall of kek
Anthony Sullivan
Wrong timezone dude, it's 6:52 already.
Juan Wilson
This guy wants in. I was taking my body pillow out to buy the Kei truck when this guy challenged me to a yu gi oh duel
Andrew Green
GIVE HER BACK YOU ANIMALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryan Gomez
*bang* im trying to fuck my body pillow
Christopher Kelly
I fucked your waifu bitch
Asher Gutierrez
Name????
Eli Scott
Hey guys, I’m going to need the basement for a few hours. It’s completely off limits. I swear, if anyone comes inside...
William Fisher
EVERYBODY HIDE /pol/s coming
>Jews! Jeewwwws!
“Shush! Get down!”
>Despite being 13% of the population they committ 50% of the crime!
*little girl crying*
“Daddy I’m scared”
“It’s going to be ok swee-
>shills shilllllls shillllls
“It’s going to be ok sweetie!”
*pol finds them*
*pol sticks rifle in mans face*
>Do you like BBC! Do you fucking like BBC!
*crying intensifies*
“I-I don’t know, I don’t know.
*sticks rifle in mans mouth*
>You want to suck my black cock!
*tears streaming down mans face*
Brayden Richardson
Oh goddamnit user
Bentley Reyes
WHO KEPT THE TV ON?
Connor Kelly
Kek
Joseph Evans
rollerino
Michael Miller
You need to help me clean the cat organs out of there first
Angel Cooper
>enters basement
Oh hey ano- my god, what the fuck are you doing