>Yea Forums forms a party and set off on a grand adventure over vast fantasy lands
What skills & benefits do YOU bring to the party, user?
>Yea Forums forms a party and set off on a grand adventure over vast fantasy lands
What skills & benefits do YOU bring to the party, user?
I bring the Elite Knight armor set and more estus than the entire party could possibly consume, though I will anyway.
rollerino
bad bitches
here here, i bring the ability to jack off five times a day. what say yee all?
You're in!
Just don't do it near the campsite
as a frost giant, i am able to pick fruit growing at the tallest part of the tree, i would welcome the opportunity to adventure with your party
I wear a mask and cape, and have the ability to sing at a pitch that only dogs can hear. My long-nosed pet doggy is able to climb vertical towers.
Ketamine.
I'm a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
I can track and sniff out young fresh pussy many leagues hense
I have acid piss.
Sniper-level aim.
Destroys anything and everything in its path.
Can shoot a max of 3.45 miles (from what I have tested).
I carry a 128-ounce water bottle around to stay piss-filled in battle. Stuff goes right through me into my bladder where it is ready to fire.
I can also pop my shoulders out of my sockets and put them back in without pain.
>tfw short tunic wearing archer elf gf
I'm a shadmage
yiff in hell
rolling for dubs
I like to ask bait posters who their post is about and then they get mad.