>Take two swigs of vodka
>take two klonopin
>post edit on /Alita/ general
>walk to kino plex cause mom took my keys
>walk to ticket whore
>"one for captain marvel please"
>"sorry I can't sell you that"
>sounded weird so i ask "is it sold out?"
>"no let me get my manager"
>56 year 300 pound burger with a tie waddles over
>"sorry you cant see that movie"
>me; "it's sold out?"
>no its a twitter thing we cant sell tickets to single white guys its bullshit but i have to follow it
>"oh ok"
>look at moive board
>Alita in 3d imax in 20 min
>back to ticket whore
>one for Alita?
>sorry it's sold out
Take two swigs of vodka
Cooper Nelson
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Connor Torres
woah.is this real?
Christian Ortiz
made me kek desu
Jonathan Jones
Who is this Skeet Treat?
Dominic Lewis
MILK
Jordan Rivera
>stop looking at my eyes
Noah Morgan
I wish I had the balls to go see it on my own.
Carter Rivera
WHO
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OHW
Justin Wilson
>reverse image search on google “khazar milkers”
These kikes are onto me now.
Kayden White
Nolan Green
shes italian i want to believe shes catholic
Landon Mitchell
if your milkers are that big you are only allowed to wear sweaters otherwise you're a dirty whore
Jack Ramirez
Pay a ticket for me and i will go with you.
Ryder White
Sofia Mina Delle Cave
Italian roastie with Crohn's disease who shits out of a belly pocket.
Jaxon Cooper
>ticket whore
huehue
Joseph Price
Christopher Gray
I mean the reverse image search result popped up as “khazar milkers”
Camden Sanchez
>defining people as whores without relating it to how often they have sex with non-partners
Carson Barnes
All women are whores, it's one of the safest insults to use.
Joshua Walker
Does that mean she farts a lot?
Xavier Jones
Thomas Price
Hudson Anderson
damn that sucks, those things are hard to look at
Cooper Bell
I need the sauce
Grayson Green
Inviting sexual attention is something only whores do. She isnt single and she sells her body. Shes a whore sorry proper definitons trigger you
Ian Moore
non-virgin detected
James Gutierrez
so does she have cute pink nipples that I can see or not bros?
disgusting brown nipples need not respond
Christian Sullivan
Gavin Powell
>*BRAAAP*
Michael Ross
That just makes her all the more attainable by the kind of people that post on this board. A disability like that takes a girl from a 10/10 down to a 6/10 at best in the eyes of Chad, and they know it.
Noah Martin
hi user!
Easton King
is this milers for ants?
Robert Kelly
Benjamin Morales
/ourgirl/ had it too
Jaxon Garcia
would you accept the shit pocket for being with kino tits?
answer Yea Forums
Brody Jenkins
I WAS BEING FUNNY, STOOPID. BITCH ARE YOU DUMB-D-DUMB-DUMB-DUMB-D-DUMB-DUMB-DUMB??
with that said, all women with a chest and hip width above a certain number should be sent to designated breeding facilities for the betterment of mankind
Evan Walker
resounding echoing in the halls of deaqd moria yes
Asher Jenkins
Isn't she also engaged to a borderline incel uggo?
Michael James
full blown soi boi neck beard dont follow her insta you wil kys. but if he can catch her i have hope
Austin Long
GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE FOR NOT HAVING A BIG TITTED ITALIAN GF FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Oliver Ortiz
I started to smell shit just from looking at that image
Chase Morris
Hudson Kelly
her face is like a 4, looks like fetal alcohol + down's
Robert Nguyen
>hop in user
Adam Walker
fuck, another mommy whose name i will have to remember. "shiftymine" alright "shifty" because she looks like a jew, "mine" because I wish she was my gf, got it. easy
Asher Lee
Literally perfect nose. I would nibble it all the time.
Lincoln Reyes
I imagine you'd need to actualy be in love, and willing to deal with the sight. It can be extremely offputting.
Connor Wright
why don't you just pretend to be deaf and just hand them a note, I see that shit all the time
Liam Perry
Eli Richardson
>tfw I had one of those, who was also a nympho
it was fun, but it was also a nightmare
Elijah Gray
Fuck, you can't suck out her milkies if her belly has poop stink >:(
Bentley Taylor
>.uk on that white bag
you got a license to post here?
Landon Ortiz
We did it reddit
Ayden Thomas
(((Italian)))
Hudson Cox
when I was a college student I'd go to see movies daytime when there was nobody there. There is no greater feel than having a 300 person theater room to yourself will you watch some retarded capeshit
Cooper White
She just reminds me of that crazy bitch who meets anthony soprano at the therpist office so no thank you
Gabriel Green
>twf no beautiful pale skin, raven haired wife
;_;
Easton Ramirez
>phoneposting
Parker Gonzalez
F
Hunter Torres
WHATS HER IG???
Liam Morris
You missed one user
WHO
H H
OHW
Jonathan Gomez
Not true, there is something better. Having it all to you and your friends. And to top that, having it to only you and your girlfriend ordtae and getting blown while watching.
Juan Martin
Reminder that this girl has a Crohn's disease and has to use a colostomy bag all the time
Isaac Jackson
Still a qt 3.14
Jackson Wright
Make sense, she has the same butthole eyes as pete davidson
Mason Fisher
I donated to her twitch channel
Justin Gomez
Jannies are fags