Fun ways to kill myself?
Fun ways to kill myself?
Julian Richardson
Elijah Reyes
Walk into a volcano and livestream it
Andrew Reyes
Keep yourself alive for another 60 years in a comfortable way while enjoying the lack of fear of death.
Asher Davis
>walk in to kindergarden
>say "hey kids wanna see something cool?"
>pullout gun
>blow brains out
Juan James
David Thompson
Play Jumanji.
Anthony White
Live a self-destructive life-style until it eventually catches up with you
Easton Peterson
If you think that guy looks normal I got some bad news about how you think you look to others
Austin Rodriguez
>be you
>want to kill yourself
>post on Yea Forums for ideas
>get a great and innovative idea
>fun.jpg
>Be a total faggot
>don't do it
>ASK FOR MORE BRAINSTORMING
>one faggot posts a detailed plan that suits your needs
>you try it
>get scared
>post a new thread about killing yourself in 2 weeks again
>yfw you realize this is your purgatory
Grayson Taylor
Have you tried shooting up a nightclub?
Chase Stewart
school shooting
Gavin Ross
>buy mannequin
>move one of its arms in a 'choking position'
>do the olde rope and kick-stool hang self method
>make sure the mannequin has its arm aimed at you
>bonus points if you dress it up as darth vader
Carter Foster
maybe?
You'll need some help tho
Samuel Wilson
>make a banner that says "stop the taxation of canned tomatoes" or some shit
>loan a bunch of money
>go to the top of a tall buliding
>setup fireworks and stuff
>jump with the banner around your feet when the fireworks go off
lol
Charles Sanders
fucking lol
Isaac Price
>>Get a strong string, like a few fishing strings.
>>Tie them around your neck.
>>Glue your hands to your head.
>>Jump from height big enough to cut your head off.
>>You still hold your head.
Christopher Mitchell
This maybe?
Jonathan Cooper
Yo this. Buy a fucking 1000cc sports bike and drive like you stole it everywhere. Start doing heavy amounts of psychedelics on the weekends do what you want when you want fuck it.
Kevin Johnson
Ok, we're going to need 3 butt-plugs (increasing sizes L, XL and OMFG!) 3 gallons of moutain dew, access to 220v electric, 1 can of coconut oil, a feather duster and a roll of duct tape.
Kevin Carter
Suicide by cop, but in a clown suit.
Brody Parker
Why is this always posted? Who cares