My mum found everything

My mum found everything.

So me and a mate ordered some truffles to my house like 3 weeks ago. We thought they hadn’t come but it turns out 2 weeks ago my mum got the package and opened it, this then prompted her to search my room, she did a full fucking sweep and found everything she found: lighters, pots with leftover weed, spent matches, homemade bongs, old rotting carrot pipes (I know it’s disgusting),baggies, papers, old school reports (bad) and in my opinion worst of all my cum rag and parts of a homemade flashlight I know they now think of me different and don’t trust me I want to turn back the clock and get rid of all this shit before she found it.

How do I make them trust me again?

She hit me with the “I’m not mad, just disappointed”

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Earning trust back is a long journey

Lol you’re fucked buddy. Maybe don’t be such a degen and getvyour shit together eh?

dude you got to kys not for you for anons that this might happen to as well

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Do your best to never keep that stuff in your house again. And, keep your room clean. Dress as neatly as possible and do your best in school. Get a nice girlfriend, get a bit fit if you aren't already.

All the things you'd do if you were trying to win anyone's trust. Be presentable and pleasant.

If your life is in order (school, career, general independence) they’ll get over it in no time. I wouldn’t even suggest stopping all that shit if you meet the criteria. You should move out though, you fucking childbrain

I totally agree.

Wtf are truffles

It will take yeaaaaars for earning the trust back and you will have to actually do shit for it to happen.
Or maybe you could actually dress like a trap and bring back home an hobo which you would present as "your new daddy", which would make the pot thing look OK.

Your move faggot

She's pissed at the way she raised you?
Wtf is wrong with old ppl?

>they now think of me different

Before they met, your dad stuck his dick in more things and your mom put more objects inside herself than you can possibly imagine. As for the weed part? It's 2019. Grow the fuck up and tell your parents to do the same, this is pathetic.

slap her and tell that whore you'll do whatever you want with your goddamned GBPs and there's not a single thing dummy mommy sluts can do about it.

Hero

I'm not even op, i live on my own, and this is very comforting

>caring what your parents think of you
kekked

Dear God! How fucking young are you, and why aren't you in class?! It ain't summer, yet! Hell, it isn't even Spring, for fuck's sake!

You're lucky you aint got piss bottles

your parents probably laughed about all of it and then put on a stern face to scare you

this is the shit you look back on and laugh at; everyone smokes weed and jerks off in HS lmao

OP, I know it feels like your life is over now, but it's not. When I was in highschool, my dad went through my stuff and found a bunch of pornos, a bottle of whiskey, and some painkillers. My parents were pissed and yelled at me for like a week, but then got over it. Your parents probably smoked when they were your age too. It's not as bad as you think it is. They'll get over it.

Someone posted this earlier today, too, but I don't get it. Why is that funny?

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So blacks are your favorite go-to, huh?

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They just want you to realize that fucking off isn't productive so parents adopt this mindset about these types of things. Realistically, as long as you dont let it inhibit your progress to adulthood smoking a little weed and jerking off is HELLA normal. Youre fine big guy. They still fucking trust you, youre their son lmao. They want you to believe you've fucked up so you change, and that might be necessary. You might be another burnout who jerks off all day. If you are, listen to them and straighten up. If you aren't, relax a bit youre fine.

Stick to rules of the internet and the way is clear.

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Where'd you order the truffles from?

search her room and find her dildo

This lmao

You think pot was the worst thing they coulda found in there?

Wow a teenager who smokes weed and masturbates? What a degenerate.

No really though tell them to smoke some of that pot and chill the fuck out.

>mate

>mum

fuck off eurotrash

Just don't care. Nothing changed.
And if your parents believe that young dudes don't wank like it's gonna save the world and get stoned they are idiots anyways

Time.
Nothing but that.
Disappointment doesn't go away like anger.
Stop being a stupid degenerate jerking your fleshlight to trap threads.
If you care, stop disappointing.

Only reasonable post in this thread. As long as you have the constitutions to make what you want out of life a reality and strive to do so, there's no reason you can't enjoy shit on the side.