Hey Yea Forums.
Today is my birthday, and I'm alone with no plans. Cheer me up.
Or, you know, just call me a faggot, that's cool too.
Also, loli thread
Hey Yea Forums
Andrew Davis
Jackson Myers
happy birthday, faggot
Connor Sullivan
happy birthday, faggot.
i hope you get raped by some cute grill.
Christian Hall
> loli
oops i fucked up that one
Noah White
me too, hbd.
David Collins
Jackson Scott
Ryder Morris
love those feet
Brody Phillips
Why, thank you!
Jaxson Foster
Happy Birthday OP.
Jonathan Morgan
Lincoln Stewart
where dem super skinny loliz at
Jason Powell
Matthew Mitchell
Ayden Torres
stop jacking off to little naked cartoon girls and maybe you'll make some friends.
Jeremiah Flores
Liam Robinson
happy birthday. these digits are for you
Matthew Gutierrez
Tyler Johnson
Nathaniel Cooper
Brandon Gonzalez
Its my birthday too, happy bday mate
Anthony Mitchell
Luis Martinez
Are there any other good sites for loli hentai after exhentai? (Note: I don't speak moonrunes)
Ryan Smith
Ryder Gomez
Alexander Diaz
Congratulations!
Happy birthday!
I hope you have a good day, regardless of what anyone else says~
Julian Torres
Noah Johnson
Cameron Baker
Daniel Morris
Connor Smith
Luke Williams
Logan Hernandez
Nolan Allen
Bah, I've tried that nonsense, it does nothing.
Thank you! Normies are way too judgemental.
Oh, wow! Happy Birthday! Have some loli!
Carter Jackson
Nolan Williams
Happy birthday user, may all your autism induced dreams come true!
Brody Cruz
Mason Walker
Charles Stewart
Jose White
Happy birthday Yea Forumsro
I'm hear to listen / attempt to give helpful advice if you'd care to share details of your situation? Why no plans?
Julian Nelson
Noah Garcia
hentaimama is my goto
William Bennett
Kevin Murphy
Nolan Peterson
Happy birthday op
Joseph Peterson
Thank you!
Oh, you know, same ol' same ol'
Everyone hates me, very few friends who all live out of state, and have their own lives going on, lonely NEET, the usual.
Gavin Walker
Alone on your birthday?
God, you're pathetic.
Asher Butler
any laying on back with feet in air?
Thomas Murphy
First step would be dealing with the NEET part of this. Why are you a NEET user? Have you tried applying for jobs? Any interest in joining the military?
Joshua Reed
hope you fucker get molested by a squid too
Ryder Fisher
Seriously, get a job or do something that at least gets you out of the house being a NEET can be a quick spiral into depression.
Thanks user will check it out!
Kevin Hill
I'm mean you're in a thread full of people that like hentai? So if us would probably enjoy the idea
Nicholas Johnson
>Seriously, get a job or do something that at least gets you out of the house being a NEET can be a quick spiral into depression.
Ayden Butler
Not OP, but I became a NEET *because of* depression. You've got it backwards user. Had a good job, making good money. Left it because I just couldn't bring myself to get out of bed in the morning anymore.
Isaiah Flores
happy birthday to my favourite faggot
Carson Stewart
Join us fags
gg/rnEfGtn
Lucas Campbell
Shit sorry to hear about that, it's ok to get help for things like that user. Dont be afraid to go to a doctor
Jose Sanders
This is the correct reply; good on you for posting it.
Ian King
Thomas King
Why, Thank you so much!
I gotta admit, I do love those juicy tentacles!
Well, I guess NEET isn't 100% true. I do have a minimum-wage job, but I've been on LOA for a week now (swollen knee, can't do job).
I've been looking around for a new job that doesn't require much standing like a call-center or something.
In the meantime, just applying for jobs, and lurking Yea Forums for the most part. As for joining the military, I got drafted 3 times, and apparently, I don't qualify because of my depression. Imagine that.
^this
I was born with depression, and have had little incentive to get out of bed for as long as I can remember. I'm in bed right now! I have little drive to do anything real with my life, and girls have always hated me as long as I can remember.
Also, rape victim. I'm sure that didn't help my depression much.
Lucas Harris
Have you tried therapy and medication?
Its very fortunate that society is switching around to being on board with that now a days.
Robert Sanders
uh... Thanks?
Bah, doctors are useless, I've had like 6 or so, plus like 5 or 10 different happy-pills. Here's everything you need to know:
"Whatever has happened to you in the past, and anything that you have done in the past doesn't matter anymore. It can't be changed, so leave it be. You need to realize your own passions and desire in life, and follow your dreams!"
Is that good advice? Yes.
Does it actually give me any sort of direction, motivation, or willpower? Not really, but hey, maybe it'll help someone here.
Alexander Myers
Is that fucking real?
where can I get one??
Christian Bailey
>Is that good advice? Yes.
Therapy is working
>Does it actually give me any sort of direction, motivation, or willpower? Not really
Meds are not
Having also tried more than a handful of different medications and therapists, I can say this is also true of my case. However, much like you said
>maybe it'll help someone here.
I still actively encourage everyone who is struggling to go to therapy / try meds.
*Sometimes* they do actually help.
Unfortunately not in our cases OP
*Cheers*
Ryder Ward
Its just a baked good... it would feel like fucking a pastry...
Are you really saying that just because they're kind of vagina shaped and the package has a loli on it you want to fuck it?
Imagine the package doesnt have that girl on it, are you still interested? Or have you entirely been taken in by marketing?
Dylan Wood
>Meds are not
Ah, you may have a point there. I kinda dropped the pills and the doc all at once. That was a good 7 or 8 years back now. Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to talk to someone.
In any case, best of luck out there, m8. It's hard finding a decent job!
Yes they are. I saw them at an animu convention once. I accept this as my birthday cake (along with the lolis)
Adam Nelson
he's the birthday boy.
of course im not wishing him awful shit.
though what about him being molested by a furry, though?...
Alexander Peterson
OP here. Furry isn't really my thing, but I'll gladly take a 1 or 2 on pic related
Xavier Allen
Dude, you sound so much like me. I also dropped it all like 5 years back; and it absolutely would be a good idea for me to give it another shot. But I know I won't. And from reading this
>Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to talk to someone.
Seems likely you won't either. It's easy to acknowledge you need to change; much harder to actually do something about it.
How am I supposed to be motivated enough to find and go to a doctor when I dont have it in me to do basic things like wash laundry, or eat properly?
Maybe you are a better man than I; maybe you'll be able to break the cycle and actually get to a doctor. I acknowledge I should, I just don't care enough about it to actually put steps in place to make it happen.
Heres hoping you can do better than me OP.
Matthew Adams
Cameron Perez
it's not your thing, eh?
she'd your thing, though.
Jack Allen
>I was born with depression
Grayson Cook
Assuming OP did not mean this literally; don't be an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.
Angel Wilson
Yeah I know what you mean. They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Ever since I started having real problems with my digestive tract, I've actually done a halfway decent job of eating health, but beyond that, my life feels like it's on pause. no drive to leave my house even for basic necessities, no will to talk to anyone, or take action, not even doing laundry or dishes until I have nothing else to wear or eat off of. Even then, I might just get some fast food.
Well, maybe I'll talk to someone some day. or maybe I'll say that, and then totally forget, either way, I definitely should
Ethan Ramirez
Accurate
My biggest fear is that I'm going to just keep living like this. Stuck in this eternal hell for the next 60 years. I don't have it in me to go to a doctor, but I don't have it in me to kill myself either. I don't have it in me to do anything that isn't like strictly required to function in society.
I'm terrified that I'll just always be like, that 10 years from now I'll still be horribly upset, barely getting by, and still have the thought of 'yeah, i should totally go to a doctor'.
The most fucked up part is i acknowledge all of this, but it is still not enough motivation to actually make me do anything about it.
Elijah Lewis
Happy Birthday Lola Lover
Levi Ross
That pretty much nails it. I often wonder where I'll be in 10 years, then I remember where I was 10 years ago: Yea Forums.
I will say though that I actually did try to kill myself. Twice. I realize now that it's not worth it. Life is miserable, but you have all of eternity to experience death, just take it when it comes to you.
Jayden Howard
Thank you!
Jeremiah Murphy
Hey, if nothing else, I guess at least we found a way we're different.
If life is miserable why keep living it?
The only reason I haven't tried to kill myself is because I don't have the balls to. I don't know how to overcome that natural instinct shouting at 'HEY DONT DO THIS'. I can't logic my way past that voice. That voice doesn't care that there is no happy future for me. I actively hope to not wake up when I go to sleep.
Are you claiming a miserable existence is better than no existence at all? I would disagree.
Josiah Ortiz
I'm just happy people are here.
Thomas King
MODS
Anthony Lopez
Happy birthday OP!
Have a good one.
Robert Baker
That's not what I'm saying at all, I'm just saying enjoy the ride while it lasts. Or at least, deal with it.
Interestingly enough, my failed suicide attempts were probably the biggest blow to my self-esteem ever. It's like, in a world where I can't do anything right, I couldn't even properly kill myself.
Truly worthless.
Why thank you!
No thanks Akari Nazi
Nathan Howard
> I'm just saying enjoy the ride while it lasts. Or at least, deal with it.
Ah, fair enough. I suppose I do try to get as much joy from life as I can. Once in a while I actually spend time with a friend and do something I don't hate; sometimes food tastes good, etc.
>Interestingly enough, my failed suicide attempts were probably the biggest blow to my self-esteem ever.
So are you saying then the reason you dont kill yourself is kind of akin to why I don't go back on medication? I've already tried it multiple times and it failed and I just dont have it in me to try something again when anecdotally the outcome will not be what I want?
Or am I still not following you?
Robert Phillips
happy birthday user have a loli
Tyler Green
Daniel Taylor
Happy Birthday faggot, any requests?
Lucas Reed
What is the best lolibutt you've seen?
Brandon Parker
That about sums it up, yeah.
Thanks! Looks tasty!
I'm a big fan of Nintendo, if you got any. Otherwise, any loli is appreciated.
Liam Taylor
That one is quite nice, good pick.
Xavier Lewis
Just wanna say to any loli/b/ros who attempted/think of suicide that you always have a friend in me and I'll miss you if you go.
Michael Miller
Ethan Flores
Well damn. Mind if I ask what methods you tried aka what mistakes should I avoid if somehow I grow a pair and try to end it?
Ayden Sanchez
Anthony Thomas
Jace Hall
Adrian Wilson
Wyatt Garcia
Isaac Perry
Nolan Wright
That girl with the bright green swimsuit in a theme park... oh, you meant drawn lolis right? Then take this Chicken-chan
Sebastian Sanders
Parker Green
Thomas Myers
Elijah Williams
lol, tbh, you just posted one of my all-time favorites. Here's another really good one
Thanks, that legit means a lot.
lots and lots of very hard liquor - just put me in the hospital next day
Starving myself - eventually gave into primal need for food, and feeling pathetic the next day.
I would say get a gun if they're legal where you live. Otherwise, a noose usually works great, even if you don't do it right.
Thanks again to everyone, lots of quality content ITT so far!
Joseph Morris
Nolan Wilson
Cooper Garcia
Anthony White
Josiah Myers
Oliver Robinson
Loli/b/ros gotta stick together.
You already have a large pair, thats how you haven't ended it yet. suicide is castration
Robert Wood
Josiah Reyes
Chase Carter
Oliver Collins
Hudson Nelson
Andrew Rogers
Jeremiah Miller
Robert Torres
Thanks for sharing.
I don't think I'm able to get a gun; never tried to kill myself but I did spend some time in a psych ward for being suicidal, so any background check done will immediately stop the purchase.
Noose is not a bad idea, but the devils in the details. I dont have anything usable to hang a noose from near me. No tall trees, I'm in in a house with like a high ceiling or anything like that. Genuinly can't think of anything near me that would function as something to hang a noose from. I mean, maybe a lamppost, but then I'll be standing in the street for awhile trying to throw a rope up and what if someone comes by, and what if I'm not strong enough to actually throw it that high etc
Josiah Harris
Jack Roberts
>You already have a large pair, thats how you haven't ended it yet.
Eh, I appreciate the sentiment, and for some people that is absolutely the case, but I'm not one of them. I am not in a situation where my life is awful and everything about it is screaming at me to kill myself but I'm persevering through it by being strong.
My unfortunate truth is I want to die but am scared of both the initial pain and having to deal with non-existence.
This is fear is stopping me from doing something I want to do.
This is not strength stopping me from doing something I should do.
Jackson Williams
Can I ask why you are considering this? Think of how sad your favorite loli would be if you did that...
Jaxson Watson
Just get a little screw-in hook and a stud finder, and screw it into your ceiling. You can probably find all that and a good rope at a thrift store, or at least a hardware store. Not that saving money is much of a big deal if you're gonna end it.
Ayden Nelson
I mean, I wasn't planning on sharing this here today, but fuck it, whatever. I wrote up a suicide note a few weeks back. Here you go:
The only thing in life that makes me happy is love.
I've tried living rich; enjoying material goods. It did not make me happy.
I've tried living free; spending all my time doing whatever I want. It did not make me happy.
I've tried more than enough medications and therapists. They did not make me happy.
There is no pill I can take nor conversation I can have that makes me not fall asleep alone every night.
There is no pill I can take nor conversation I can have that makes me 'ok with' falling asleep alone every night.
The only thing in life that makes me happy is love.
And I will never be in love again.
I am too strange; what I'm looking for is too rare.
A girl who doesn't want kids but also has a compatible personality with me simply isn't out there.
And I've learned I don't have it in me to knowingly waste someone's time.
If she wants kids, I can't date her.
I will never be in love again.
I do not see any sort of realistic future where ten years from now I'm happy.
Currently, the only reason I am alive is because people care about me.
But these people spend most of their time happy, and I spend most of my time miserable.
I am not selfless enough to continue to live for the sake of others.
I am sorry for the pain I know my death will bring.
Please try to think of what I would want of everyone at this time.
Losing yourself in sorrow over me helps no one.
Please, try to be happy.
Jaxson Gray
>gg/rnEfGtn
honeypot/10
Christopher Ross
dude, trip 7s on a suicide note?
Thats crazy.
Joseph Phillips
Practical advice; much appreciated. I know shit all about construction; I just kind of assumed anything I tried to 'install' into my ceiling would never be able to hold my weight; but yes, studs are a thing.
Christian Ortiz
I dont want to press you on this or argue, but suicide is like rage-quitting a game. No matter how much you feel you want to die, the fact you haven't is strength. Fear of death/ending your life isn't weakness, its perseverance.
Another user said this before but you have an eternity to be dead but only one chance to live. If you continue living, theres a chance of you finding happiness, if you die there is a 0 chance. Applying pascals wager shows logically you ought to keep living
Jose Moore
Happy birthday, OP. As a birthday gift, I will guve you my favorite picture of my favorite loli. Rika Nonaka from Digimon Tamers. Enjoy, and have an awesome day.
Gavin Moore
Quality loli
Aiden Morgan
Nice trips. Nice note too.
Mine ended up being kind of a rambly 4-pager saying "I'm sorry" over and over to various people. I don't have the note anymore, but I like how concise your's is.
Sigh... she's not real ;~;
Austin Morales
Also, the girl you described does exist, many do. There are girls who accept weebs, otaku, neets, lard-asses, loli-lovers, to name a few that might apply. I don't know your lived experiences, but I can promise you life is hard for everyone, to different degrees for sure, but still hard. Most people have felt they will never be happy again, but the only people who guarantee they actually never will are those who check-out. As long as you are alive, happiness can come to you, love can come to you, purpose can come to you, so long as you live
Jaxon Bailey
Good choice, Thanks!
Liam Morris
If you want to be happy, find purpose. I used to go through life bored and uninspired, but then I found some helpful advice, and it completely pulled me out of the slump. I started learning a craft very dear to me, which takes a lot of work to get right, but the fact that I care about it, and succeeding in small victories on the journey to perfection is what brings fulfillment (which is happiness). I haven't been bored a single day since. As for love, it will not make you happy. I know, you hear the opposite everywhere, as if it's the greatest thing ever, but it's not. Having purpose is a million times more important than having love.
I'll leave this video which set me straight:
youtube.com
Austin Cox
>Fear of death/ending your life isn't weakness, its perseverance.
Fair point.
>If you continue living, theres a chance of you finding happiness, if you die there is a 0 chance.
I'm not disagreeing with this at all. The issue is you're essentially telling me to live my life hoping to win the lottery. If there is a 1 in a million chance of me finding happiness, its pretty dumb to leave my house any day expecting it. Yeah, 1 in a million is way better than 0; but it isn't enough for me. Living life requires too much effort, its too challenging. Even getting out of bed every day is a struggle. If there was like a 1% chance on any given day I'll find happiness, I'd keep rolling those dice; but its nowhere near that high.
tldr; Hoping I win the lottery isn't enough motivation for me to try in life.
Eli Kelly
I never thought lolis being real mattered, insofar that its the welling feelings lolis can elicit within us. If you haven't i'd suggest watching Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita! to rekindle that warm, bubbly, uplifting feeling lolis can provide.
People push through the difficulty of life for worse reasons than Loli, don't feel lolis aren't a good reason to live even if they aren't physically real, they are real and important to you
Michael Green
BOI
if you like that rika, you may be interested in aogami's renditions
e621.net
Benjamin Hall
I'm currently reading through KNJ, it's surprisingly great.
Ayden Morris
If nothing but love is what you seek for happiness, then you have a clear path. Yes life is challenging, but you do want to be happy and you know the path. All your life-energy ought to be directed towards seeking out love. It isn't like buying a lottery ticket unless you think love/happiness is just going to fall into your lap. Its more like realizing a career path and then going to school so you can excel in that field. You want Love to be happy, train yourself to that goal, don't wait for the lottery
Asher Hill
>Nice trips. Nice note too.
> I like how concise your's is.
Thank you
>Also, the girl you described does exist, many do.
You are correct, however, see:
>The issue is you're essentially telling me to live my life hoping to win the lottery.
Fun side note which normally wouldn't be relevant but lol some how this conversation came up in this thread. My most recent gf was a loli. She was older than me, but could pass for like 14. She was short, skinny, had basically no curves. Sex was mindblowing. Short version: she wanted to get married and have lots of kids asap so I left her.
Xavier Thompson
what skilled craft are you working on user? will watch the video, but am curious about your experience
Henry Wilson
KNJ is amazing, most people don't give it a chance given the lolis, but the actual plot is top-tier.
Nicholas Hernandez
Watching now
I see what you mean. Just a head-up though, suicide is a gamble too, and losing that gamble hurts bad.
I think I've heard of it, I'll have to look it up. Any fansub links?
Also, I saw all of KnJ, and read the first manga, but never got ahold of the other volumes.
Tyler Robinson
I wanted to keep it secret for anonymity, but, whatever. I've picked up Japanese, and I have to say, almost nothing makes me as happy as seeing the fruits of my labor and understanding complex sentences. Maybe it's not impressive to some people, but it means the world to me.
Jack Howard
out of curiosity, is that why you feel you won't be happy/find love again because of that loss? She may have wanted kids, but many, many women nowadays really dont.
Luke Bennett
happy birthday normie
Caleb Flores
I actually imported the physical copies of KNJ which was risky but Im proud of them. I know Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita! is on animefreak and find the MC very, very relatable.
Kevin Gray
This seems to be a clear case that some people are just different. I am not speaking those stories I've heard from others; I am talking from what has actually happened to me in my life.
>As for love, it will not make you happy.
I have been in love twice. I can say with certainty it did make me happy.
>succeeding in small victories on the journey to perfection is what brings fulfillment (which is happiness).
>Having purpose is a million times more important than having love.
This is common advice, and honestly it is good advice that helps most people. But its not helpful for me. I used to run a math tutoring center. Was fulfilling as all hell. Kids would walk in hating math but then be eager to come back in specifically because of their interaction with me. So many parents praised me for saving their kids. Felt great.
Did no make me happy. Because:
>There is no pill I can take nor conversation I can have that makes me not fall asleep alone every night.
>There is no pill I can take nor conversation I can have that makes me 'ok with' falling asleep alone every night.
There is no fulfilling thing I can do that makes me not fall asleep alone at night.
Jayden Morales
that's great. thanks for the answer. japanese can be really tough, so i can see why it gives you immense joy when something goes well or you demonstrate proficiency. simply learning the katakana and hiragana is more than some people can ever get. ganbatte-yo!
Blake Jones
Happy birthday OP
>what's she from btw?
Robert Wright
Never sell yourself short. Achievements are achievements, and a language as difficult as Japanese isn't something to scoff at. You could have told me you make belly-button lint sculptures and I'd still be impressed
Justin Sullivan
It's my birthday too
Alexander Ward
Happy birthday motherfucker
Luke Baker
Well, if you're hell-bent on finding love, you should at least know the truth about how women love (assuming you're straight).
youtube.com
If you understand the implications of this conditional kind of love, and it's really what you want, knock yourself out. But at least make sure you're not getting divorce raped at the end.
Ryan Young
Happy birthday loli/b/ro
Liam Edwards
Happy birthday to this motherfucker as well
Adrian Martin
Sounds like you had a bad experience. At least the sex was good. I've only been used a couple times and thrown away like a napkin. But your best option is to get out there and get in the game again. Easier said than done I know, especially after all the rejections I've gotten.
I learned a little japanese too, and I also recently learned to edit videos. I personally don't feel happy because of it, but I will say that it was worth the effort, and it's definitely a handy tool for browsing Japanese websites, or discussion video editing or whatever.
Aw... you think I'm normal! That is so sweet~
Parker Murphy
Same. I wasnt going to ruin it for you OP but this
faggot already did so I might as well mention it.
my birthday wish is more tod
Cameron Wright
I'd skip anything MIGTOW/INCELS spout...
Follow modern philosophers or thinkers, learn that the human condition is messy, hard, complicated, and cyclical. I'd suggest with the channel School of Life, or this video in particular
youtube.com
Jordan Torres
happy birthday :DDDDDDDDDDD
Lucas White
Very accurate. However, see:
>I am too strange; what I'm looking for is too rare.
>A girl who doesn't want kids but also has a compatible personality with me simply isn't out there.
>And I've learned I don't have it in me to knowingly waste someone's time.
>If she wants kids, I can't date her.
I spent multiple hours over multiple weekends over multiple months pouring through pages upon pages of profiles on multiple different 'no kid' dating websites.
I literally could not even find a girl to message. The kind of girls who don't want kids are just clearly not compatible with me. They fall into 1 of four categories:
>Over 50, have kids, but they're over 18 and they are on this site to make it clear they dont want more kids
>Crazy
>Adventurers, they like travel, they like nature, they like site seeing. They dont want to have kids because they dont want to be tied to one place, or stopped from going on impromptu trips. I *hate* all of these things. I would never get along with this kind of girl
>Party-ers, they want to constantly be at the bar, or the club, or just generally live a care free lifestyle. They dont want the responsibility of children. I'm very introverted, I dont like parties, much less bars or clubs. I would never get along with this kind of girl.
Thats it. There are no other girls out there who dont want kids. I've looked.
People usually doubt me, so I always ask this question .
How many girls do you know who dont want kids?
Not 'they dont want kids right now but you totally expect them to in like 10 years'
How many girls do you know who *actually* dont want kids ever?
Most people say 0, some say 1, maybe 2.
Every single one falls into one of the above 4 categories.
Landon Evans
Dont have much, but heres a cutie
Carter Hill
Oh don't worry, I don't really care what other people think about what I'm doing. I just said it that way to get the point across that it's what YOU value that makes something fulfilling, regardless how insignificant to others. Thanks for the encouragement though, it's appreciated.
MGTOW and incels are not the same thing, and their core values are fundamentally different. Incels are all about lamenting how the world is unfair, while MGTOW are about self actualization. One of these groups produces a healthy mindset, the other doesn't.
Jaxson Ramirez
thanks user
Luke Robinson
>I see what you mean. Just a head-up though, suicide is a gamble too, and losing that gamble hurts bad.
Good heads up; this is part of why I'm scared to try >.
Charles Taylor
No, see:
Jayden Reed
Thank you!
Bah, I don't own this website. Happy Birthday, friend.
I won't tell you what to do, but as long as you aren't killing yourself, make the most of the time you have
Landon Powell
right away the fact you are using dating sites means you are only going to find normies. What hobbies/interests do you have, join a group of those people. If you can't do that, find a community online a build the rapport/confidence before meeting people.
Legitimately 3/4 women in my age group (turning 30 soon) do not want children now, of those about 3/4 say they are 100% decided to NEVER want children.
You say you are too strange and what you want is too rare, care to elaborate? I mean, Im a shut-in otaku who loves lolis, games, manga, anime and D&D. No interest in sports of partying or any "mainstream" interests. I'm not saying its easy, sometimes I wish I could just flick a switch to be what society wants me to be because imagine how easy that would be. But fuck it, I am who I am. Im proud of myself both for my merits and my detriments. To err is human, no one is perfect.
Colton Cooper
Nicholas Bailey
I have mixed feelings on that kind of logic. There is some merit to it, but most arguments take it way too far. Like, if I start turning her life to shit and don't show signs of stopping, yeah, she'll leave me. Technically that is 'conditional love' but fuck man it would be dumb of me to not expect that to happen.
The whole 'the moment things look kind of maybe sour and theres any other guy she kinda likes she'll leave you' kind of logic I don't buy into.
William Diaz
>But your best option is to get out there and get in the game again.
I agree, see:
Ethan Lopez
Also, theres huge amounts of female gamers, otakus, cosplayers, etc. which would not fit into those categories.
Christian Richardson
Daniel Stewart
anyone got discords? got my account banned like a tool
Jordan Ortiz
Yoo happy birthday! Now you are closer to your death
Carter Stewart
>make the most of the time you have
Good advice, doing my best to follow it.
Jose Hughes
I could spend some time trying to get you to see how women are biologically incapable of the love you are capable of as a man, but if you're not open to the idea, it won't accomplish anything anyway.
So the only thing I'll try to make you understand is that you have to protect yourself at the very least. You wouldn't believe how many men don't understand this truth and get driven to suicide after they're betrayed. Don't throw your life away, for what it's worth.
Christian Nguyen
>right away the fact you are using dating sites means you are only going to find normies.
The first girl I fell in love with I was with for four years. Because when we had the talk of what you want out of life I said I did not want kids and she liked me so she agreed. Four years later she tells me she wants kids. I am not going through that heartbreak again. I am not going to enter into any sort of relationship where it is not extremely clear right off the bat that the girl does not want kids. The only way to do this with certainty is on these sites.
>Legitimately 3/4 women in my age group (turning 30 soon) do not want children now, of those about 3/4 say they are 100% decided to NEVER want children.
I dont know where you live but this has not been my experience in the slightest.
>You say you are too strange and what you want is too rare, care to elaborate?
I already did, read this again, the second block of green text is my elaboration.
And on that point, can you really tell me any of those girls you claim to know don't fall into one of those four categories?
Carson Jones
My thoughts exactly, thanks!
Yeah, I saw your note. I used to be that way when I was younger. Now I just kinda want any woman that isn't a fewhale or feminazi. My self-esteem has dropped that low. Of course that's not low enough to actually get me anywhere.
Eli Sullivan
What's all that commotion in the halls? Since when do they hold conventions in prison infirmaries!?
Landon Gray
Every female I have ever met or anyone I have talked to has ever met; if they are a gamer, otaku, cosplayer, etc; they want kids.
I have never heard of a girl of that type who doesn't.
*Some* girls are absolute shit and will use a man with no actual love like I feel, just like some men will do the same to women. Some people are just shit, of either gender. This does not mean there are no good ones.
Zachary Gonzalez
>Now I just kinda want any woman that isn't a fewhale or feminazi. My self-esteem has dropped that low. Of course that's not low enough to actually get me anywhere.
I suppose I hope to kill myself before reaching that point.
I wont judge you for it, clearly you're able to hold an intelligent conversation regardless, but out of curiosity, how old are you?
I'm 29.
Matthew Price
25 as of today.
just hit the quarter century
tbh, I know what you mean. I kinda saw this coming when I attempted. Welp, here I am.
Sebastian Cooper
Dominic Gray
Just watched parts 1 and 2 of this. It's good stuff, I'll definitely check it all out. For now, I'm gonna take a break to go check out an episode of
William Kelly
Based
Daniel Fisher
This is so boring, where is pizza man?
Isaac Richardson
Welp, happy 25th, thanks for spending part of it with me.
Given your current state, do you wish you would have succeed or in retrospect are you glad you failed?
Oliver Jones
Happy birthday I love you faggot
Camden Cook
It isn't 2010 anymore, mods take that shit down fast.
Carson Price
Well he’s not wrong
Benjamin Gonzalez
Thanks!
2D only in mah birfday thread plz.
Man, I don't even know what to feel anymore. I was about 15 around the time of my second attempt, and got publicly humiliated for it. Just a few months later, 3 more kids from my school attempted... and succeeded... Rest in Peace, my friends I never knew. For them it was a tragedy, for like a week, then nobody cared any more. I know if I died it would go the same way, I can only hope those other kids are happy now.
Nathan Cook
>and got publicly humiliated for it.
Damn dude, people are fucking terrible. At least from what I've seen people usually treat that shit with pity or maybe forced ignorance; I've never seen intentional humiliation. That fucking sucks dude, I'm sorry.
>or them it was a tragedy, for like a week, then nobody cared any more.
I have no problem with this; in fact I prefer this. Life is for the living. See:
>Please try to think of what I would want of everyone at this time.
>Losing yourself in sorrow over me helps no one.
>Please, try to be happy.
>I can only hope those other kids are happy now.
Personally I am an atheist so I don't think those kids are happy now. I don't think they're sad either. They are nothing. They no longer experience emotions. And that is way better than constantly experiencing pain and misery.
If you'd rather not turn the conversation this way, that's fine; but I am curious as to your views on the afterlife?
Joseph Diaz
Clicked on loli thread to fap. Read a deep discussion on suicide instead. Well, thanks for the motivation to keep going, I guess.
>Im a shut-in otaku who loves lolis, games, manga, anime and D&D. No interest in sports of partying or any "mainstream" interests.
Same here. On all of those. I'm basically addicted to the internet and rarely go out. Turning 24 next week. I've been told the whole "find a GF via your hobbies" thing before, but I don't have a clue how to go about that when my main hobby is wasting time on the internet. Never even had a kiss, either.
Any advice?
Adrian Gutierrez
I'm catholic myself, but we really won't know until we get there. Part of my was kind of hoping for an atheist afterlife (or lack thereof) but not knowing was half the reason I wanted to die. I know this world well enough to say that I hate it, and it hates me, I thought that what comes next could only be worse if I end up in Hell, but the possibility of a Heaven, Nirvana, higher existence, or even just eternal nothingness just seemed to appealing not to try.
Looks like God or whoever's up there has different plans for me, and I don't want to interfere with them any more than I already have.
Blake Flores
>Clicked on loli thread to fap. Read a deep discussion on suicide instead. Well, thanks for the motivation to keep going, I guess.
lol right, welcome to Yea Forums XD
To give practical advice, have you tried dating sites / apps?
Make your nerdiness very upfront and clear (but not cringy, bit of a fine line to walk). So most girls will 100% ignore you, but any of the compatible for you girls who come across your profile will absolutely be interested.
Have you looked into game shops near you? Most have like board game nights, or magic tournaments, or something akin. Good way to get your foot in the door to meet some like minded people. Most will probably be males, but its a good starting point to be more social and most does not mean all.
Tyler Davis
That’s Yea Forums for you
>Go into a rekt thread
End up talking about video games and how they should reboot Custom Robo
>Go into a Loli thread
Genuine help for depression and anti-suicide guidance
Never change Yea Forums never change
Camden Powell
>they should reboot Custom Robo
That series was amazing. I've been trying to find the GBA version for so long.
Nolan King
>this thing again
Incel only means one thing: "involuntary celibate" that means you want gf but you don't have gf. It is not a philosophy, it's a state of things, so the only way to scape inceldom is getting laid. Changing the way you see life does not make you quit being an incel.
Nathaniel Brown
What character is this?
Dominic Miller
None of what you said is incompatible with what I said about incels.
Kevin Johnson
>Looks like God or whoever's up there has different plans for me, and I don't want to interfere with them any more than I already have.
I've never understood this logic. If god is all knowing and all powerful then you doing everything youve done is now and has always been part of his plan. You can not do anything to interfere with his plan, you can't "outsmart" god. He knew what you were going to do. If he wanted to stop you, he could have. He did not.
Therefore, logically, what you did was part of his plan.
tldr; It is *impossible* to interfere with god's plan, no matter what you do, because at all times he knew you were going to do that.
Thoughts?
Jeremiah Anderson
Holy fuck I loved Custom Robo!
The Drill gun and Hornet gun were my shit!
Blake Martinez
You hold the presupposition that god is omnipotent. Maybe he doesn't.
I don't see a problem with any of the logic you laid out if your presup is true.
Colton Moore
>Incel only means one thing: "involuntary celibate" that means you want gf but you don't have gf.
>that means you want gf but you don't have gf.
Eh... not really... I want a gf and don't have one, doesn't mean I'm involuntarily celibate. Being voluntarily celibate is a thing.
The girls who are interested in me want kids, so for the sake of not wasting their time or hurting their feelings I am actively not pursing relationships with them. If my only goal was 'have sex' I would message one of them. But I'm a good person and instead choose to be celibate.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
"Have a boy"
Robert Murphy
I figure either:
A) my attempted suicide was not part of his plan, and he reached in to stop me
or
B) attempting and failing suicide was part of his plan all along, and he wanted me to learn the value of life (or lack thereof)
or
C) There is no God, and no afterlife, and what life I have now is the best I'll get so I shouldn't waste it.
Either way, thinking about it now, kinda makes me want to puke. I can almost taste the alcohol again deep down in my gut.
a good thread on Yea Forums? Man, it has been YEARS! Aside from a new girlfriend, I don't think I could have asked for a better birthday present!
I even got some cool YouTube videos, and a new anime to watch (love it so far btw)
Thanks a lot you guys!
Asher Ross
Just in case someone is interested in some more unironically good life philosophy, Kreia from one of the Star Wars games is a great character.
Andrew King
You’re better off pirating both the gba and GameCube games.
For the GameCube version outside of a pretty generic anime cop story the game is still so fucking fun
Those speed bots just invalidate so many of other bots if you know how to use a glass canon
>Drill Gun
>Hornet Gun
My motherfucking Nigga
Matthew Turner
Liam Taylor
Well you said you're a catholic, so would you not agree with this? I want to say catholics claim god is omnipotent?
Alternate question, if he is not omnipotent, then how could he have a plan for you? Or better yet, it he is not omnipotent, why would you care if he has a plan for you?
Matthew Russell
I don’t see voluntary Celibate as a thing not because you don’t matter but not wanting a GF is well normal.
The too far gone legit incels would be better off as faggots
Jack Roberts
Flamethrower and Drill for me.
Joshua Cruz
1/7
Liam King
Angel Jenkins
William Lewis
fuck you and your birthday
Jeremiah Thompson
Juan Sanchez
Noah Hill
Charles Rogers
I'm not the catholic guy, just wanted to point out your assumption that must not necessarily be true of him. As far as I'm aware, a lot of christians including caths don't think god is omnipotent.
Justin Ortiz
Bentley Cooper
Nathan Torres
Oh, I'm intimately familiar with Aogami's work.
Jaxson Ortiz
That... is actually surprisingly sound logic. Well explained OP.
And you are welcome, glad to have helped make your day enjoyable.
Colton Sullivan
Eli Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez
I’m happy everything is alright
I wish you have a beautiful day all day today and forever
Charles Lopez
Carson Bell
Alexander Parker
Colton Gutierrez
Ethan Harris
Andrew Reed
Dude, I'm a 300 pound, 35 year old goth with more fetishes than there are grains of sand on earth, and I got with someone. We're engaged too.
I know more about videogames and old moves than I do everything else combined, I spend a LOT of free time drawing nude women (badly) and I spend the rest of my free time on here and or gaming. I also talk to myself loudly and regularly go a week without a shower.
Got with a little hottie who knows all this and accepts it.
Just keep trying. Hang on, bro. Theres a girl out there for every guy who's willing to try.
Kevin Kelly
Interesting, I did prefer the heavys, grab like a metal ape; but I did like playing with defender and what not; flying is entertaining.
Levi Hughes
Charles Ramirez
Always felt a little too hard to get the right spacing on flamethrower for me; but hell yeah Drill was amazing.
Ayden Wright
Fair enough.
Caleb Cruz
Well thank you, I always appreciate intelligent discussion and/or yummy lolis.
Robert Wood
Miria Akagi (赤城みりあ) from Idolmaster
I also suspect the artist is musouduki_r18 on twitter.
Ethan Jenkins
Nice trips!
And Nice Saria!
Benjamin Lewis
James Martin
Daniel Rodriguez
Cameron Barnes
You got lucky. To roughly quote Bo Burnham, this is like Taylor Swift telling kids to follow their dreams no matter what they are. Just because it worked for you does not mean its likely to work for others. Would be the same thing as a lottery winner going on tv and saying 'liquidate your assets, buy tickets, it works!'
And to direct you to a previous post of mine:
>I'm not disagreeing with this at all. The issue is you're essentially telling me to live my life hoping to win the lottery.
Alexander Sanders
Aiden Thompson
Loli dsc 74r2sk
Benjamin Clark
And with Kyoko taking a piss, we hit the image limit.
With only two spidermen! Thanks again for all the lolis and existential discussion, you guys are great!
Colton White
Flying was far more fun than it had any right to be.
I’m just mad it didn’t sell better.
Hopefully Switch could it a second life Custom Robo with gyro aiming sounds like sex
John Cooper
Oh wow, its been awhile since I've actually followed a thread start to limit. Has been a pleasure Yea Forums
Happy birthday you magnificent OP
Colton Martinez
This was one of the better threads for sure. Thanks for partaking, anons.
Jordan Moore
Thank you, you all have a good one!
You too