I had sex with my wife for the first time in more than a week last night now that her menopause period is over. It was great! Congratulate me and you will get laid before you expect it!
I had sex with my wife for the first time in more than a week last night now that her menopause period is over...
David Evans
Daniel Long
more plz
James Wood
*just not-as-strong-as-others
Liam Powell
congratulations! you are a winner
Ethan Foster
all kidding aside, I am very happy to hear that. I have no idea how menopause works
Justin Perez
Women in menopause are a nightmare, great job getting your dick wet man
Jace Barnes
Wow, thought the thread had died already. Thanks, anons and may you get yours very soon.
Yeah, the menopause stuff is too tricky. But man, she was frisky. She gave me literally what I had been wanting to ask her without me even having to ask.
Nathan Stewart
Adam Evans
strangely, that position has never worked well for us, but I do want to get her in a chair again soon. And she is a teacher, actually...
Owen Carter
Congratulations, user!
Henry Robinson
Congrats
Zachary Sullivan
So many of you are getting karma laid before you know it!
Eli Reed
Congrats user
Jaxson Murphy
Dang, thats nice to hear user. I wish I had a wife to cuddle with, but I'm really happy for you.
Justin Flores
thnks much
Hey, I wish you did too. If you want it, though, I'm sure your time will come. Just make sure it's someone you can live with for the long term.
Owen Cruz
GZ OP
Jaxson Russell
why'd you not deepthroat her she's your wife?
Nicholas Rogers
Nice job!
Christopher Sanchez
Mandatory deepthroat was not part of our particular vows.
Thanks! You will have great sex real soon!!
Parker Taylor
she is your WIFE you loser
Ian Gonzalez
Nice job bro. I wish I had a wife so I could fuck her
Dominic Scott
For this comment, on a congrats thread, you will stay celibate for at least 3 days.
Josiah Russell
You'll get there. Start being the man your future wife wants you to be now, in other words - a really good version of you. Maybe you already are! There's a lot of good (and challenging) stuff that comes along with it. But the sex is definitely a huge plus.
Josiah Fisher
Thanks my man I will. I just want a girl to cuddle with too. They're so soft and have such cute voices. I really like girls.
Benjamin Ross
Awwww man, you know it. And if you like to cuddle, you are on the fast track. I would definitely add that to your profile if you do online dating. Or just work it into conversation; "I feel like I just want to go cuddle up in front of a warm fireplace or somewhere cozy." and later on..."Wow, you're just extremely cute, do you know that?!?" "Aww, thank you" (her) "It's true, you really are." Just avoid comparing her to a doll or anything at all or telling her you want to pet her or put her in your pocket.
Adrian Bell
Congrats!!
Lucas Barnes
congrats bro, nice job!
Josiah Turner
Thanks, anons. Get ready for good stuff coming your way. You'll see!!
Matthew Jones
Congratulations, my dude
Lincoln White
gratz
Jose Campbell
Cangrag you lashans
Dominic Brooks
Obligatory congratulations
Alexander Peterson
gratz dood
Jeremiah Clark
Thanks. I can hardly describe the convulsions of ecstacy that spread throughout my body last night. I felt like I had been transported to another dimension. It was an exhausting high like I've rarely felt. Expect your body to experience the same or better very soon.
Jayden Butler
>me
>get laid
stop joking pal, even I know better than to think that.
Jaxon Sanchez
Congrats!!!!! You nut in her???
Henry Stewart
worth a try?? what do you have to lose?
Jacob Howard
user, I nutted hard, long, and plenty. She felt it blast her cervix and was leaking happily through the night. It was great.
Christian Ross
I just finished getting laid and now I'm browsing Yea Forums. Congrats, though
Thomas Stewart
my brotha
Andrew Howard
Congratulations user, may the pussy forever be open to you.
Ethan James
Congratulations, OP.
Julian Torres
No.
Hudson Cook
It will open to you like a flower. A dripping wet, fleshy, engorged, sweet tasting flower with a deep canal. And like my wife last night, it's interior muscles will ripple up and down your shaft, giving you an incredible massage from the inside.
Connor Ward
now, you are volcel. for a little while.
Joshua Young
trap
Josiah Morales
>sex with my wife
>posts on Yea Forums
Pick one, faggot.
Adam Cooper
Good shit OP congrats
Jack Allen
Congrats, you are winrar.
Dylan Clark
I'm happy for you user!
Jeremiah Anderson
Why choose when you can have both?!?
Thanks user, and enjoy the sexy times coming your way pronto.
And so shall you be windmg!!
Your happiness shall come back to you full circle in the way of nuclear powered orgasms!
Charles Ross
Thanks kindanons for bumping
John Johnson
glad you like the bread user! Surreal sex to you!
Brody Rogers
Congratulations OP.
Brandon Johnson
Matthew Barnes
Sir, your congratulatory attitude will soon afford you the sweet bliss of copulation to utter completion.
Hey, nice title kek! Uhh, do you know what menopause is, tho??