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Debating if i should place a spy cam in the restroom or the spare room to capture my SiL showering or getting fucked (risky)

wanna talk about it user?
toys it is

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Can I have a hug danone?

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sure user!

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Theres not much to tell. I met a girl who is fucking awesome, we hung out a few times, I got a vibe from her that she might like me and caught feelings like a dumb ass. She rejected me, but was nice about it so I'm not angry at her at all and understand but it still sucks man. I really liked her but I feel stupid for thinking she felt the same way.

Yay! Apu happy now

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Coming up with excuses to not lift today.

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> Feels apu man.

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how old are you user? if you're still in your early 20s then you got plenty of time to find other qts out there!
uwu
you gotta lift user! get big and stronk

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Lum was my introduction to sexuality as a kid.

I was about 8-10 at the time, flipping through channels, just looking for cartoons. First find was azn tv doing their anime of the week thing they used to do. I never knew what to expect from this channel because sometimes theyd have kung fus and sometimes itd be romance, but that night was some odd treat; that night they were playing one of the Beautiful Dreamer flicks. Never ended up seeing any more of them or even watching that one again, but that movie on that night, lemme tell you, changed my entire fucking world.

Seeing Lum fly around in her leopard print skirt and cling to the mc like a magnet gave me my first hardon and it came on fast and really fucking hard. I was a little freaked out by it and kind of light headed, but a few weeks before my cousin had told me about erections cause he was kind of a creepy fuck. Tried to get my to take his dong few years later. We don't talk anymore.

Anyway, once I understood what was happening, I chilled out, sat with a pillow in my lap and kind rubbed my crotch against it for a while, just stuck in this amorous haze. I dont remember the scene exactly, but Lum had gotten pretty pissed at mc(I think) and was flying around and generally displaying her power. This caught me off gaurd and my hips kinda thrust into the pillow as I had my first ever orgasm. I thought I'd pissed and was gonna get in trouble, so I hid the pillow on the trash, turned off the tv and just laid in bed, thinking about hoe I've never met a girl likethat or even conaidered the possibility of a personality like hers. One explosion and suddenly romance and sexuality are on my radar.

I had this weird dreamy happy feeling for the next couple days like I knew something no oneelse did and it was just the coolest secret. Op pic just brought me fucking back yall

>tldr; my first nut got busted to Lum and now I'm attracted to strong and affectionate women pretty much excluaively

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Cute anime girl, where is she from?

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Urusei Yatsura

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I'm about to turn 31 in a couple months. Last relationship I was in fucked me up pretty bad. Thank you for listening to my sob story though, I appreciate it.

I love you lum

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I still have this part of me that kind of measures every girl I date against her tbh. Not sure if it's healthy, but I can't help but feel like I have to find someone like her at some point. Probably wouldnt last forever, but to have that fantasy played out irl seems like it'd be cathartic in a way.

Is the series worth watching btw? Assuming youve seen them, I mean.

its okai user, you still got some time. i believe in you!
to each their own, user. im sure theres some girl out there whos willing to help your fantasy.
and i started the series pretty good so far uwu

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Lets make an Apu family Lum!

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You're a good person. Dont ever change Lum user.

Being a NEET

at home due to flu, contemplating how my dick gon heal
>mfw snapped penile frenulum

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Praying that my case of the shitz ends soon

user please! not here!!

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UwU, you make my penis all tingly

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pissing out your azz is the worst feeling
feel for you

tore the foreskin connector

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owo
jesus user...post pics

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watching japanese girls pee themselves

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trying to find more of girl in pic related

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In bed, 4am, can’t sleep
Too many energy drinks and knowing that today is gonna be as dull as the last

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thats very lewd user
im sure you'll find her user!
you need to stop drinking energy drinks, very bad

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2 for $4 tho!
Can’t pass up that deal!

of course you can user. you just simply dont buy it. start drinking more water!

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You look sexy in that pic user

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They don’t make em like they used to

Wby user, watcha upta?

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I survived

Fappin

woke up 4 hours ago and have nothing to do. wanted to play some games, but have no one to play with.
thats lewd

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I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY

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ME TOO user ITS OKAI

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I don't feel so alone when I'm shitposting with you guys.

I feel ya user

Masturbating in a public library bathroom.

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Waiting for Conan Exiles to update

Why not in the library?

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trying to make some homework, but its too fucking hard. it keeps me from crying myself to sleep tho so i'll just keep on trying

laying in bed bout to sleep soon got a blade steak taking out of freezer

thats very lewd user
hope you have fun playing user
thats even more lewd! dont give them ideas
what type of homework user? im sure someone here can help
hope you're comfy uwu

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are you on mdma why are you so friendly to everyone or are you just in a good mood

3d modeling. the consept artist made a cafe building and i got 3 days to model and texture it.

i dont know what plants those are, how they are stuck on that roof, what material everything is, it doesnt even have a damn door.. and the weird shapes of that white roof are just blowing my mind the more i try

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have a good day user i really enjoyed this thread

i have no friends and it always puts me down. and i dont want others to feel that way.
that looks nice user! im sure you can figure it out the more work you put into it!

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i'll try user, cant promise anything

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thanks! i hope the 3d model will look better than the consept art. its a little useless.

you have no friends? like, at all? have you thought about making a discort server and invite us? you seem like a nice person

I know how that feels :/

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Bump

im sure the final product will turn out great! and as for friends, i know a few people in a discord server but i dont really count those as friends

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you deserve friends user, i would like you to give us a chance at getting to know you, but please, no pressure. no is a fine answer

i dont mind chatting user. my discord is chloe#0666

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Well, everyone though I was watching porn at class because the ads in the web. It could been worse, at least is not one of those ads with anime girl getting owned by animals

i dont know why i laughed at this
ad block user! good thing it wasnt a very loud ad

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I wanna bomb your pussy danone

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So I got a job off to work at a animal shelter for little money, and I’d love to take it but my current job pays way more. I just don’t like it anymore. Any suggestions?

Do what you love, money is nice but happiness can’t be brought!

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fajnie jest ziom

;)

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someone save this man

Praise be to Man Horse!

amine and ice cream. my life

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You mean ... spiritually? or just download all the things? Cause I have a copy of EVERYTHING I do ;)

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hope everyone has a great day!
lum user has to go

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Very good. Carry on, then.

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What is this pepe trying to convey?

I feel like I know but I cant identify it.

moaaaar

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what a story, user
(for real though that's pretty hot)

By Lum user. I hope you have a good day.

Here - there's hundred ...

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How many people has everyone here been with, sexually?
Does body count matter?

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I don't give a shit whether or not the girl is a virgin. I wouldn't like it much if she got gangbanged by dudes though.

Would you prefer her sleeping with 5 one night stands or 2 long relationships 1+ years?
see im thinking people in long relationships must have a lot of experience.. intimidating

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