A Gay pride in my hometown

Take peppers, refine into pure capsaicin

Mix it into a smoke bomb. Smoke bomb mixture (potassium nitrate and sugar) works best when suspended inside paraffin wax

Bam, tear gas. Light it off somewhere.

How about just showing up?
You'll ruin everyones good time with your party-pooper, debbie-downer attitude.

Digits confirm. OP must do it. But making mustard gas would be better.

That way they will know they are under attack and obviously the public will be on their side.
Suble is the way to go like covering the street in rotten eggs before the parade.
The stench won't leave quickly and nobody will be able to claim an actual attack.
I also like the cardboard idea.

Same way you ruin everything, OP, by just showing up.

1)get aids
2) fuck everyone
3) done

Easy, buy some cute lil booty shorts and infiltrate them. Let them all fuck and cum deep in your ass and mouth. At the end of it, announce that you’re a straight man and they’ll all realize how foolish they were for sexing a straighty without realizing it. Get out there and make me proud, son.

You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

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please don't ruin pride. they're just having fun ffs

Rent a U-Haul and go for a drive.

Join em but take things way to far without being illegal.

You're a faggot

that will happen naturally no need to intromit

This

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You have to fuck one of them

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hey retard, just like you found some pic and posted it, that guy just copy and posted so you are retard. Just saiyan

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napalm

Slingshot/ trebuchet rotten eggs onto them from far away

got kik?

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Just hang out and wait for them to die of AIDS

do you usually eat dinner with your mom or by yourself in the basement?

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Poz/toxic.

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AnFo?
Le good ole diesel + fertilizer maymay.

I just want to ask, as an absolute outsider. How it works? Gay-men start some parade, why there are such many girls at it. Even more then faggies.?!

Love has no boundaries gay cp for the win.
Equal rights for pedosexual.

MAKE IT FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>gun

>lots of ammo

>rooftop

>rent a truck

>install spikes on grill

>dont stop

how do we exterminate these fuckers?

Improvised enema device?

Have a little girl streak naked in front of them and film all the closet-pedo "gays" chase after her with boners

Download loli porn and print it glue it to a cardboard sign and say that love knows no 3 or 2 dimensional plane

This

Put sand in the vaseline.

Or replace vaseline with super glue

> paraffin wax
You want a smoke bomb or selfmade napalm?

Go on Grindr, look for married men, get to know them get pics find their wives and out them

You don't have a car faggot?

Where are they having the parade, maybe some us can have some some fun fucking with them

Have a brushless drone (bugs 3 etc.) with some carrying capacity and a flip feature. Mount a cup on top of the drone. Fly over carrying shit or whatever your heart desire and attack from above.

here's how to fuck it up:

1) don't shave for next two months
2) make sign "No Boundaries for Bathrooms"
3) put pictures of little girls, teen girls, and women on it, and also picture of bearded trannies
4) dress up as woman for parade
5) march in parade shouting "NO BOUNDARIES FOR BATHROOMS! WALLS ARE IMMORAL!"
6) ????
7) enjoy urself on the evening news

A bathtub worth of mustardgas

that would be funny

Kike get out!

Make a sign that says I'm a pedosexual, get used to it and while at the parade advertise your babysitting business

>in my hometown

the fact you choose to stay in faggotville tells me your no better then the gays yourself

maybe you can suck a few dicks at the gay pride event

Go away stupid fucking bots

Kill yourself faggo-nigger

>a large public event entirely based on who you like to have sex with
How about fuck off eith that shit and just have normal relations with human beings? No one gives a shit if you want to fuck a dude, stop bringing it up. You're like one of those autistic people in a group that says gross shit for no reason. Like someone says they have to pee and will be right back, and you go "I have a mouth", except it's an entire parade. You do you, no one gives a shit, just srop shoving it in people's faces. Straight people don't constantly bring up how they like to fuck chicks in normal conversation (i.e. not bragging to bar buddies), there's no parades about fucking chicks. You're not special for having working genitalia, stop trying to force people to treat you like you are.

call in a bomb threat and say there is a bomb in the sewer system, cops will shut down the parade for hours looking for suspicious objects underground

Be sure to do it from a pay phone or a burner phone, you don't want a fake bomb threat coming back to you

Also throw a religious spin on it, makes it more believable.

Get some kind of instrument, tuba, trumpet, violin; doesn't really matter. Then follow along the parade (or just stand in a popular spot) and constantly be playing it very poorly. As long as your volume isn't way too loud, there is no law against playing an instrument in public, and there is nothing illegal about sucking at playing that instrument.
Will annoy the shit out of tons of people and have basically no chance of negative repercussions.

apart from getting assaulted which will almost certainly happen

Say something like Allah has commanded me whip the dirty homosexuals away from this land or jesus has told me to start a new crusade and abominable homosexuals are the first to go

then you can sue the faggots and get shekels win win, remember to wear a gopro or something

Go there in the gayest outfit you have and assault a straight guy no reason, guaranteed riot

all that work for so little gain

Amonia + Bleach in a bottle = Mustard gas
i say that i say nothing

Well I mean yes, but isn't that kind of the point of this thread? Its not about gain, its about pissing off fags.

Remember that once you put the ammonia in after the bleach to put the cap on quick and that the bottle is glass, happy rioting

if you want to piss off a fag just get rotten fish, some rotten sucks eggs and a bucket of pugs blood
coat the streets they're going to walk in

Phone in the bomb threat as a concerned cult memeber who does not compleatly agree with the extreme religious ethics great leader imposes.

>How can I ruin it?

Just go and join in.
Your presence will ruin the march as surely as it has ruined everything else in your life.

Who is she? I know the meme is old, but image search turned up nothing

No, he'll spill his spaghetti and assaulted

I am 19 man
what can I do?
I will finish the studies and then get the fuck away from here

fuck man that's a little much
not cause I feel sorry or anything but they would play the victim so hard

it's from boardwalk empire.

also, op, what i would do is pretend to be a drug dealer. ask the ones who look like they're already fucked up if they want some party favors and then sell them some flintstones vitamins or some shit to them.

Small time actress named sarina Valentina. She’s had some minor roles in period movies. There are nudes. Only a matter of time before she does porn. She teased with a soft core on pornhub I believe.