Horse boy AMA
Horse boy AMA
Do you suck dicks? ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER??
No, but there's always a first time
Don't know if you remember me, but I asked you about the cruise control system on a 2015 Honda F6B last week. Anyway, the problem seems to have been a spotty connection at one of the 20 pin junction blocks for a bunch of a signal wires to the cruise module. Cruise control is working fine and customer is now happy. Thanks a ton Horseboy!
Erm... sure! I remember you, and I remember doing jack shit! But you're welcome anyway
Just random talkings from an internet Horseboy was enough to help on it's own right, good sir.
Cool
pls user
polic here oh no
Click on all images with a bus.... you what?
Can u do a time stamp? Wanna know if I speak to the ledgened
I am only one
Horseboy I can't sleep got anything to help me?
So cute
Any of these float your boat?
Horseboy, show hindhooves :V
Guess I'll hang around
Aww thank you
Hind hooves ugly :)
Good to have you with us :D
You should totally become a local vigilante in that mask!
when I can get away with it, I will!
Whats your favorite drink grand stallion
Tea. 100% :)
do you have more gear? pup here btw.
I have a small collection :3
I should have guessed, English and their opsession with tea haha
You got it! :D
me, me,me of course
looking good in the work gear
Okay that's enough of the work gear lol
Do you have an owner? Someone to train you? And also, do you have a tail?
Oh yes, the clothes are boring, but can't shed them now
I'm essentially wild, and I need to get a tail. I have plans.
C'est la vie I guess :( Upsetting though
beware of the cowboys then, they might tame you.
yes, the tails are cute. I hope they are big plans!
Oh, that would be nice :)
I need big plans :D Big is good. Go big or go home
Let's do it some time
some other time then :D
Fuckin' ace, man!! :D :D So excited
cool, I like you :D
care to unvail some of tehse big plans?
Glad to see horse boy is a fellow Brit. Where abouts are you? :3
I want to be a nudist that people could hire to entertain them and perhaps beyond. I don't mind being made fun of. :P
The not quite north part?
your responses always make me laugh, thanks hahahah
that really sounds like fun ;)
Yes I made this image yesterday, and damn it I'm gonna recycle it!
Understandable. Living uncomfortably close to London myself at the moment (Luton area), been here under a year though already have the wheels in motion to leave. It's pretty awful here.
Also you look very huggable :p
Oh yes :P Who knows what could happen ... well I think we could guess ;)
Yeah I need a better job, then I'm looking to move too
harvesting stalion seed is serious business :) But then again, thats what stalions are for, right?
also, you seem to have quite a stalion sized tool. nice
and I have stamina and endurance ;)
And sometimes it needs attaching to a relentless, sucking, pulsating seed harvester :o just saying
horse boy, how the fuck is your morning going.
i just got back from the gym, im dizzy and my stomach is upset as hell. hope im not going to die.
Your dick isnt big enough to be a stallion what a shame.
I know my way around a stiffie, that's all fine ;p
stamina and endurance means more loads during one milking season :P
and someone to control said harvester
Have you ever shown the face under your horse persona to Yea Forums? Can you take off your horse head?
My fucking morning's fucking great! Fuck!
;)
:( No pic for you
;) ;)
SHOW FEETS
I don't mean to probe, but are you rich? I see you posting all the time. You're like a neutral ghost of Yea Forums. There's no way you're capable of replying to a billion threads if you're not rich.
He already showed hooves, you goat!
those colorfoul bandages horses have on their feet would look nice on you ;)
Also, would you consider substituing as a mare for another stalion?
In the grand scheme of things, no.
It's ok it's not really too little though would be enough to fill up a faggot's ass and you are what makes Yea Forums great again
The grand scheme of things doesn't mean you're a billionaire. I just mean you have enough money to be financially stable without the use of a steady job and working 40+ hours a week.
maaaaaaaaaybe
Does anyone you know personally know you're horse?
Horses are sexy
It's not always about size. You could have the biggest vagina-ripping monster and still shoot blanks.
He died doing what he loved...
Yes :) Stable
good boy! Thats how it goes in the stable, sometimes you have to take one for the team and help needy stalion to relieve
Only my girl :) She's happy
Do you pirate movies and television or do you pay? Is there an inbetween?
Correct!
I'm ignoring you. He did, I didn't
Pic for you, sir!
Does she like you wearing it during sex?
You have some pretty big balls! I like em.
If you breach copyright, that's essentially bad. People are losing out. If people issue something under a free license, then it's unpiratable even if it appears on torrent sites
BOOMER DETECTED
then you're a happy horse :)
Mmhmm!
Thank you!
So you cum a lot?
Do you plan on having kids? Let's assume you did. How do you choose who to pass the horse mask to?
ok, now I can see your gf breeding you with strap-on O:)
do you intend to continue to troll/spam flat earther threads?
I sincerely hope so...
Once I dumped 5 loads in a day
At 18, they each get the opportunity to feature in a shoot as a rite of passage. Those who accept, pass. To carry my name, well that's up to biology!
>drowning infidels in white silky smooth velvet-like cummies
That... made me hard af...
Wait. Do your kids have to come to Yea Forums and pose nude in the mask in order to qualify?
This is the image I forgot to put on that post
No, but you could get any girl and see that
Yup! Show me the threads
Yeah it did me too
I think I'm in love
Doesn't it get hot inside the mask?
I would like to point out they would reach 18 before this! I mean duh. They can decide that for themselves
I bet you're cuter than you think
No... well as much as you would expect. My hair doesn't get sweaty
You a Bojack Horseman fan?
Is it safe to assume that you're a nudist by this response?
This looks like that weird fat dude who called himself "The Minion".
I only heard of Bojack AFTER I started posting on here, which was a year after I started wearing the mask... and I just couldn't be bothered to look him up ... so no
... and before you ask, no, that's not fabricated!
do you like four legged horses? In non-sexual way I mean
Why do I never find people like this when I walk in the woods?
I have done a bit of riding, but not much. But yeah :D
I can tell. How do I become a nudist? I'm kinda fat and ugly. I want my junk to breathe.
The answer is far too complicated for a Yea Forums post I'm sure. It's a cross between understanding, the law, being in the right place at the right time, and lack of etiquette
The former obviously.
There's nothing too it. Find a secluded space then take your clothes off. If you are image conscious, go at night first. Or use your back garden
...
do you get hard whilst naked? I'd love to go to the nudist beach, but my junk is bit too trigger happy for that
So, you a furry or?
We should complain to our lawmakers that basic freedoms of being able to find random masked marauders and violate them with consent whilst being under a bare sun is being widdled on!
I shall right to my MP immediately!
Oh yes I get hard all the time when I'm naked ... ... a nudist beach ...
No! Well... no!
is nudist beach a bad thing? anyway, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one :P
Not a time-specific reference :( Good for the laugh though
Nope not a bad thing at all
My new favorite person right here
I see. I belive going there with the mask to shoot few photos is a great idea. But I'm not sure how the weather in UK is. Beachwise, you know
brejcha?
Yeah the weather's not a problem. I'm closer to space than a beach
English please? Before I launch le Goog
Despite what we all say, summers in the UK can get pretty hot. Last summer was relentlessly so.
How did you discover this fetish?
Mister magical horse man is the hero that Yea Forums "deserve"
I lost
Mmhmm
That's just Horse-um
made me laugh :D perhaps take vacation somewhere with the beaches
How do you take so many photos? What kind of bluetooth remote do you use?
Complicated. It also involves a very much younger me...
says imageflip in the bottom left corner
what women really want and need is black bull!
A bit of magic, cheating and filmography
Well I en gon do it all manually am I? Although I could write a webscript to do it for me, cause I'm clever like that... but then again I am a horse
Would you be considered mixed breed i mean, black head, white body. You arent fooling me.
This is helping fuel my creativity. Currently writing a story about superheroes and one of my characters wears a pup mask as part of his costume (because I was going for a what if it were real life situation where my characters can't afford to get expensive armored costumes made). Maybe I should add a horse in there too.
need is subjective to your cause.
A very patchy dapple?
...Forcing people to battle with reCAPTCHA. Descerning store fronts and crosswalks, palm trees and hydrants!
truth what your body says is not a subjective matter
I make natural blue eyes ;) beat it
I make brown eyes - superior vision and free of recesive weak genes and not too fragile to light, get rekt
favourite toy? Exept the mask
I'm fapping to OP tonight
Not enough unfortunately :(
Little fountain? or gushing torrent tonight?
Oh, I'll edge it to the point where I'll need two towels.
You'll get more eventually. It's not a race ;)
Horse boy needs to be in full latex
Screeeeam?
Horse Boy, I'm a big fan and I would like you to make T-shirts with you fully nude on it I would buy one right now
Awwwh? Why?
I wanna smack that ass really bad
Yeah? Yeah!? Come on! Make it good then XD
horse person, check out these digits
Because rubber boys are super sexy
Nice
Will this do? Then go nuts
GET IN!!!! :D
I'll have to agree
also, this is sexy
post soles?
I suppose if I was inside ... I wouldn't have to look at it. Cause it doesn't float my boat.
Oh boy it's top text bottom text horse man
Ewww... I think if you have a foot fetish, you have the wrong boy!
restrictive is the point. also it looks smooth and shiny and goes well with the hood
But if you prefer naked I don't see any problem with it
but the most important question is how do I turn on the old-style captcha? Because this is ones are just fucking retarded
Love it or leave it
Each has their advantages ...
GAAAAAAAAAH!
that'd be fun
do you ever shave smooth?
Probably less often than I should
Dude, i mean i come from time to time in Yea Forums just for lols without posting anything, you are the most savage guy on this board lol, have a nice day :D
reaction gifs?
Love the trips
Of me on things? or people on me? Give me something to go on here!
Saved
sorry :) ever thought of making gifs of you?
;)
I have. I just need to sort out the footage ;)
Could be fun...
great body, too bad the picture is potato
Potato this.
eeeeee! love it
So how is discord going?
Thank you
What do you do with the cum?
(Mumble grumble that fucking lowercase T)
Oh hey! Check it out! --> RFBZ4Nt
You just had to ask, didn't you ;)
It's important question! Stallions are mainly for cum production
Someone's gotta do it. One day I'm sure it'll be automated...
Wow
Horse feet
Do you want to ask us anything? I'm the pupper from above
Go nuts
If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
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So what do you do when you are not horse boy? Like what is your profession?
Musician and music producer
What kind of underwear do you wear?
Sort of brief things
What's you sexual orientation?
I'm picky, but it depends on my mood.
Has your horse persona got a name?
Are you in an open relationship?
Bi is fun. But don't rush it
I'm not gonna tell you WHY ;) It can be a little Yea Forums mystery to solve
Open...ish. People who like me get protective of me, and this is a little dangerous.
Is it a drug kinda thing?
Okay! :)
It's not
How old are you?
Well are you nervous?
I feel like I'm repeating myself here
Mmhmm?
Don't worry horsie, i can take good care of you.
May I call you Horse Daddy?
May as well start parenthood as an internet dad :|
*nuzzles* thanks
Damn wish I could ride you all night long. You have such a cute ass.
Yay! A rider!
Thats what I like. So hot. Are you planning to take a horsecock sleeve 2, like a real stallion?
Justin.heinrich1819
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I'm going to assume no, since I don't know what you mean.
I need to leave now :( I'm sorry. I'm having a wonderful time, but there is a discord somewhere up above and I'll be back on Saturday if not tomorrow (but it is rather hectic)
Love you like mad
horsieee, your faggitory makes my pussy tingle. ever been dominated?
Discord ^^^
Good bye ;) you're cool horse
autism levels reaching maximum
be nice to people, and they'll be nice to you
Could you show off your butt? Pull it open and show of the hole?
Oh hey good to see ya, its been a while
If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
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