ITT: Anons poorly describe video games. Other anons guess

Blaster master

Shit yea.

>Be man
>Power up
>Be bigger man
>Power up
>Rage!

Legend of zelda

Altered beast?

>boy!

??

Shit yea!

>Pink shirt
>Greenbay Packers helmet

Mine Crystal DOS

Ms. Pacman?

Crystal Caverns

i'm not sure how to describe rygar. oops i fucked it up.

i wanted to live in blaster master.

>Shield on a string

Yup.

>Be a rolling ball
>Insanity

Super bonk

Illegal immigrant escapes custody, wanders country killing things.

Prisoner redeems himself by killing people and robots.

Half life

>given gun
>shoot gun
>kill terrorists
>pumped out yearly

CoD

Nope
Freeman was never a prisoner

we're out of touch

>be a ball
>go really fast

Half life 2

One jumpy boi and his talking hat

Still no

Super Mario odessy

Half life 3

>goes under sea to save a city
>a faggot steals the city jewel
>a group of retarded character has to find the faggot and save the city from the faggot rebellion

What am I?

Faggot City: Jewel Quest

Not from the plot synopsis I saw

>robot girl
>grabs stuff
>saves old man

tower critical
no i don't think so
huh, no
oh alright then
we've nuked them

Tecmo bowl?

Close its on Atlantis, a cartoon themed game

sonic the hedgehog

marble madness

No...

Street Fighter 2

>Wife is kill
>your fault

mischief makers

Smash TV?

Correct

The characters in that were trying to win money, not redeem themselves

I didn’t think this would be hard...

Damn... nice. I need to be more vague

>Electric seaweed.

>Want to kill Dracula
>for no reason

Any further hints?

>Hella

>obese ginger incel gets goes to casino and gets dabbed on by tv-hating alpha and his queer partner

Government troops fight cosplayers over a power source.

>players on a bike
>racing against others
>can throw bottles at others
>do bicycle tricks and special move
>can edit the whole map to a full speed-boost road
>one of them is a nigger

What am I

Castlevania

Road Rash

???

Wrong

tony hawks pro tom clancy 2065

Fuck off, manc.

chrono trigger

The player eventually clears their name and continues to kill people and robots. Mostly robots by the end.

>dragon steals from you
>kill dragon
>become god
>kill yourself

Think more recently

>Early 00s horror tropes
>Early 00s punk rock music
>Annoying early 00s characters in early 00s atire
>Escort missions
>plants

>friend gets kidnapped
>fight a kite
>get trapped on airplane

Commander Keen

Dead Rising?

No.

Life is Strange

YES!

>Indie
>Paranormal Investigator
>Sidekick is an idiot

Here's another hint
>has a black eyed peas song for the race
>one of them is an alien (playable character)
Not even close baby

>You die
>come back to life by going back in time
>Spend the rest of the game trying to prevent your own death in hilariously stupid ways
>Terrible voice acting

Ye

Dragon's dogma? Idk, only played 2 hours a of it

wastrel

Be a pedo.
Kidnap kids for your sex dungeon.
Really scientific.

you right

>does deliveries
>gets shot at by cops
>wears one red glove

that shit with the bitch and her 1920's ghost partner
blackwood legacy or some shit

> be me
> throw shit at animals
> animal cruelty fun

Hey those games were alright

>Work for criminal organization that steals people's fucking pets
>Betray them for no real reason (your character doesn't speak) and go rogue
>Steal back the pets, make them not evil anymore but don't give them back to their owners cause you're a dick

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Obscure?

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Pokémon Colosseum

>be me
>big stone head ouchy
>chase lizard bird man and talk him into killing himself
>fucking blow up a space crustacean

????

Yea Forums: the game.

Gremlins.

No.. this game was actually funny. and pixelated.

>Be a nigger
>Go to old neighborhood with niggers you used to know
>get betrayed by two niggers and the cops
>Go to the country
>Crazy Mexican bitch happens
>She also betrays you
>Move on to another city
>Then another city
>Go back to neighborhood
>Kill niggers that betrayed you

No, SimLoli.

Samus is a girl you twink

>arrive on an unknown planet
>patch up some old walls with some wood to make a rudimentary base
>build a few beds and an oven
>hunt a few turkeys
>grow some potatoes
>get raided
>your yorkshire terrier dies defending you
>your friend gets a scratch
>the scratch gets infected
>herbal medicine doesn't work
>he dies
>two of you left
>a lightning storm hits and burns all the trees
>no more wood to power your oven
>eat raw meat and potatoes
>get worms
>get raided
>capture a prisoner
>feed him insect jelly and try to convert him
>winter comes
>die

You got it, fam.

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I haven’t even played the game but know that all I had to do was catch that damn train.

Play as real person
Produce pornography
Recruit for your harem
Game is ridiculously easy

His name is Seamus dude, get it right

Literally any porn game

>four teens in jumpsuits wield sniper rifles and take down ancient demi-gods

I never actually beat it, you never give back the Pokémon once you’d cured them of the shadow thing? Not even at the end? What a dick.

You just lost the game.

GTA:SA

>Sandbags look like giant pies.
>Fighting multicolor klu Klux Klansmen in a blimp.

>Dead grandad
>Occult shit
>Skeleton dude
>Gods
>Magic
>MAY THE MOTHERFUCKING RATS EAT YOUR GOD DAMNED EYES!

life

The first part is the key. Also the game itself isn’t porn.

Ghostbusters.

You keep them forever because your character is an immoral prick.

If only

Playboy: The Mansion

No. You're just a fuckin retarded kid.

Samus Aran (Japanese: サムス・アラン Hepburn: Samusu Aran) is the protagonist of the Metroid science fiction action-adventure game series by Nintendo. She was introduced in the 1986 video game Metroid.

That quote unlocked memories I forgot I had, eternal darkness speaking mother fucker

Yep

Good guess but nope! It's more modern

>Play as Mario
>Break every fucking wall with a hammer to beat the level

Dead space?

Your parents are swingers

Is it halo 3.5: Return of the Hidden Dongus

Deep into that darkness peering. Long I stood there. Wondering. Fearing. Doubting.

Something gay

I dont know i believe this without photographic evidence

What if Zelda was a girl.

>Giant peach attacks world
>You get to beat up little girls
>Music is fucking awesome
>Play as four characters
>There are megazord style battles

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What a fuckin great game

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>Get kidnapped by evil children
>You get a dog
>Implied abuse
>Kids all get killed

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Man I posted like three easy ones that didn’t get solved...

youtube.com/watch?v=0DXhQrqPzNg

... You're figuratively capable of doing it yourself

Or don't and just have your facts wrong like a self assured dipshit.

I can't express how happy I am they sexualized this fucking whore.

Who the hell is this supposed to be, metroid has orange, not blue

Which ones?

I was gonna say Life is Strange but you aren't trying to prevent your own death in that one.. any more hints?

metroid is not a woman.

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You're a dumbass

She was literally the only woman in gaming that you could take seriously. She was "the other Ripley". ...but Japan can't understand things like musculinity TO ANY FUCKING DEGREE ACROSS ALL GENDERS and so they made her a pornstar GOD DAMNIT!

It was on the PS2 and PSP.

>go to space
>win
>enter chat room

Show us his dick

She in the Fusion Suit

...

Warframe(?)

Welcome to Yea Forums.
We all meme here.

>
>She in the Fusion Suit

Scratch that.

She's in the Zero Suit

Nope. It's a much better game.

Xenoblades?

Link is a boy
Samus is a girl.
You are confused

Not even close.

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I have no idea then.

Yeahh! Elon...you was all time

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I think we found either the autist, or the 4D thread derailer troll.

Ive been here since wtsnack.
Kid.

Mmmm kid

Did someone say Spiderman

Alternate history/sci-fi game
Female characters dress like military themed strippers
Great cast wasted on shitty scripts

>beat the shit out of people for a living
>A nigga dead
>Go to jail
>Get out
>Little girl ruins my whole day
>still continusly beat the out of everyone

>new fag, fuck off

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>Be alien slave
>save other alien slaves
>There's a fart button

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Voice cast has Stephen Fry, Simon Pegg, John Cleese
Somehow isn’t funny

Posting the truth derails? What?

I've been here since m00t got sick of being on the Japanese boards, and went off and start his own board. You've never heard of "What if Zelda was a girl?" meme, that you just fell for? Get out of here.

Mirrors edge

Can you make me?

Pool is a little bitch

Zelda is a girl you silly faggot

Still think metroids a guy. I dont even see any tits, unless theyre a trap or something

>Emperer It's-A-Girl has taken over the world.
>Then, from out of the night comes a blue guy who can really make his sword/whip count.
>You fight a falconeer in this game.

>Weird shit happens while shopping
>Dad is kill
>Go to get revenge
>More weird shit happens
>Puke up a fetus

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Hard mode

Go back in time, murder Romans and Confederates with lasers, this somehow saves the timeline.

>Save the president from ninjas.

Good for you pal

Silent Hill 3.

Postal?

Is this the plot of death stranding?

strawpoll.com/gcdd53sk
Vote Dawg

Correct.
Possibly.

More recently.
Also Postal dude wasn’t an immigrant, I don’t think

So show us a triforce newfriend

Oddworld

Sounds like a good game..

A
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