This guy is passed out on my floor Yea Forums

This guy is passed out on my floor Yea Forums

Give me some prank ideas

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You should definitely suck his dick until he wakes up. That’ll show him.

Take a picture of his limp cock and post it to /b and ask for prank ideas

Sharpie in pooper

Story ?

give him a blanket and a pillow, and then go to bed. quit alluding to rape you wannabe faggot fuck.

chop his dick off and put it in his nose

Timestamp or bust

Drunk asshole lost his pants and passed out

compliance is demanded

If dubs, cut his dick off and post results

Put rubber band around his balls, kill all of the sperm.

I dunno. Treat him the way you would want to be treated were you in a similar position?

Fuck you, you fucking dog. Thats not funny.

Wtf is wrong with you dude
Reroll

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Winrar

Shave 50% of head and 50% of pubes, post results

lock him in a chastity cage

Trips have spoken

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Good God this please.

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Quickly cut of his dick before he wakes up.

HOLYSHIT DELIVER

This.

And do what with it

draw elephant ears on his pelvis

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and also eat the severed penis

I don't care as long as it's cut off.
My be cut his throat too?
But you gotta be quick.

Game of thrones it. Cook it up as his breakfast

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Put electrics around hit dick so it wil die off. Put on gloves so you do not get aids

Maybe you shouldn't ask the Internet for prank advice.

oooor MAYBE you should listen to the Internet's sage suggestions, disagreeable though you might personally find them.

Slap him on the cock with a slice of cheese and leave it there.

would never even occur to me if he had boxers on but now DOIT

put a dildo in his ass and cum on his face

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What's the point of that?

If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
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Get his dick hard and sit on it like the faggot you are, that'll totally show him how much of a faggot-ass bitch you are. It'll be totally hilarious!

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But that isn't what happened, user.