If you push this button, a random person dies painlessly. What do?

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based and redpilled

crack it open and see if I can fuck with it's parts to make it kill specific people/lock it to a certain region
>I don't know shit about technology

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came to post this, fuck you, user.

Press it and hope the random person is me

Fuck you more, you fuck

if theres still corpses Im going to spend the rest of my life as the last man alive shitting in the mouths of dead niggers

I would smash that motherfucker like im beating my dick

Law of averages you would only kill 4 billion. Still a good record.

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Is there another button for painful deaths

set it up with a reciprocating saw and press the button seven billion times.

Nothing is more painful than continued existence.

no. press a button, a person dies. press it again and someone from the remaining pool of survivors dies.

really? cook some bacon in a frying pan, then press your hand against the bottom of the pan for thirty seconds.

You are human. By the time you get to 4 billion you have an even chance of being one of them.

They're saying you're not immune.

Not if you shoot yourself first

This

>By the time you get to 4 billion you have an even chance of being one of them.

Not true. You'd have a one in four billion chance of dying.

Dis

cuckeroni and cheese

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This

construct machine to press it for me indefinetly

> (OP)
>>By the time you get to 4 billion you have an even chance of being one of them.
>
>Not true. You'd have a one in four billion chance of dying.
I'm not really gonna go into the mathematics behind this, but you're wrong.

You have a 1/remaining_people chance of dieing when pressing the button once, and if you try it for remaining_people/2 times, you have a 50%chance of joining them.

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Jitterclick

I would use it as a trap for edgy commie homos and then shoot them way before they could touch it, in fact I would probably just replace it with a look-alike that does nothing and then shoot them after they press the fake one. Hell I don't even need your magic button, I can just do Milgram but with a pit of fire at the end.

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OMG, good luck with high school math next year

>OMG, good luck with high school math next year

I'm not sure he'll be advancing.

has broken hard drive

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>implying I'm not trying to die

Nope. 4 billion people left your odds are 1:4b. Next press 1:4b-1. Next 1:b4b-2.

You don't 3nd up with a 50/50 until there is only 1 other person left.

If 1 button press killed 50% of the survivors you would be 50/50 for every press.

Show your math teacher this and hell go over the stats unit again.

I get one of these to push the button

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