Anyone know of any furniture you can put a onahole in? Preferably something that can be hidden away from sight and not inflatable. (If inflatable, then something that can withstand heavy weight.)
I'm a fat fucker and I masturbate too much, so I figured I could knock out two birds with a single stone. (used to weight 300, now I'm down to 268) I thought if I can get more exercise by pounding a supported onahole (something that can work with my dick curvature [missionary works best]) then I can get the satisfaction of sweet release as well as sweat a bit.
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March 7, 2019 - 09:55
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Jesus christ just put down the fork you big fat fuck
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Hence why I am no longer 300 pounds.....
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just jack off normally you fat fuck and go run outside
disgusting lard ass fat pig
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Well. Pretty sure there are some body length pillows that come with onaholes in them. try looking through animedakimakurapillow--com
March 7, 2019 - 10:03
Thanks for the advice, but no.
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I see nothing on the website that would allow for a onahole attachment.
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well then you're fucked because fapping isnt gonna make you lose weight no matter how hard you do it lard brain
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Sure, fapping alone won't get you to loose weight, but I'm sure actively fucking a hole would work up quite a sweat. Not sure if you knew this, but having sex burns calories. Rather unfortunate I don't have a sex partner.
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I gotchu
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Thanks OP.
Just get a doll bro. Save that money and a decent one. 800-1200 is all you need. Plus dolls are heavy so there's your workout right there.
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March 7, 2019 - 10:39
I wish it were that easy to just buy a doll. I live with other people, so I can't have a doll just laying around in the open.
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Although a doll would most definitely take care of all of the aforementioned requirements, however due do my living situations, it's not possible. (Unless it can be really well hidden)
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Bro. It comes in a box which is perfectly sized to fit a flat pack "something furniture". If you know what day your doll is coming, order some cheap flat pack furniture at the same time and have them delivered at the same time. That way it looks like two pieces. It would have to something believable like a TV stand or a book case. Then when both boxes get there, take them into your room and lock the door. Tell people "I gotta build my bookcase" or something and build that shit. As you're building it open that other box and keep the doll still in there. After everyone is asleep. Very quietly take your doll out and fuck it.
Cleaning it however is something that you're going to have to figure out.
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Whoo!...think was him!?
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Do you have any recommendations on which doll websites that offer a good selection?
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Whatever you do buy a don't buy a doll with a face like the one in that picture
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Sadly no dolls I've seen that get posted on Yea Forums look appealing anyway. Although I would need one with a head, because blowjob fetishes.
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real love sex dolls (dot) com
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I'm on it chief.
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Oh good lord, only two of the dolls heads that I've sifted through look somewhat decent, but damn that price tag.
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Last one
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>I don't have a sex partner
gee i wonder why
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No shit, I'm fat. You new to this party?
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March 7, 2019 - 11:05
These are great OP. Other then my doll suggestion it seems no one else wants to help.
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Already am Yea Forumsrother
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The classic meme doll
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No idea. Why don't you google search the image?
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Puni Ana spdx. Big enough for what you want small enough to hide away easily.
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tried, figured you'd know since you have an entire album on these people
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I've seen that one before, but never knew if it was any good or not.
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If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
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I browse, but I don't keep track of who they are.
Try google searching a couple of them, I'm sure they're out there and not hard to find.
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March 7, 2019 - 11:31
Nah, I'm good. Already in quite a few of those faggot discords that I rarely pop in on.
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It's quite nice, ive had mine about a year. Definitely worth it. Might try out cocolo next... Tempted but not sure if I want to spend 150 when I'm still happy with what I got.
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Also you know theres an in onahole thread on jp always yeah?
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Well, 200 bucks sounds more reasonable then 2,000. I'm more worried about ripping or tearing the sides. (thicc boy)
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I'll have to pop in there. Didn't know jp would have those kind of threads going.
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I guess that's all she wrote gents.
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They're pretty durable I'm an pretty big guy at 6ft 200lbs and like 8in so if I can't rip this thing going full tilt I think you'll be okay!
March 7, 2019 - 11:40
Are we talking 8 inches length or girth? I bought Magic Eyes Mouth of Truth before and that one lasted me maybe 3-4 months of rough usage. Entrance ripped and I busted a hole in the back of it.
I could always start another thread and dump. Not sure how much more I have, but I can throw in some more.
March 7, 2019 - 11:44
holy fucking damn she has the exact right amount of fat
March 7, 2019 - 11:52
Yeah man, I enjoy my cosplay fetish. None of these are sex dolls, except the two that were posted above.
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