Post your million dollar idea, and Yea Forums tells you why it’s fucking stupid

Consulting"entrepreneurs" on their shitty business ideas.

A dildo for cucks. it has a hole that goes strait thru the middle. so when his girl is masturbating with it she starts to cum and her cum drains out of the bottom hole. he can suck on it and drink her cum . and he can pretend its another guy fucking her. at the same time he can drink her cum and imagine he is drinking his cum. so it a marriage saver. she never has to fuck another guy and he never has to suck off another guy.

Praise be to the Uni-Fliz

We could use nearly depleted uranium to pave the roads

Do you want a third eye on your forehead?

I gagged a little

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You are a genius.

Does this technically make you an entrepreneur though?

I think of it as problem solving for /b. these ideas are not for public consumption.

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Do you not?

Yeah go fuck yourself. fishing for ideas to patent.

an actual 1$ "pine tree" car scent thing that actually smells like actual shit.
college kids would buy it up for 1$ when they refill their vapes

youtu.be/d0nibtDW0P0

They had that out in Oregon on the mountains but was to expensive to maintain so they stopped upkeeping it

>cant come up with any clever ideas
>make a thread that suckers people into telling their ideas
>rip on the actually-stupid one, snag the good ones

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an artificial atmosphere to combat climate change

Peanut butter slices.

sorry...michel keaton already gave you many ideas

youtube.com/watch?v=15CuGvHxCTE

What the fuck?

Orgasm don't fucking itch.

You need to get fucking checked. You probably have chlamydia. My orgasms itched when I had that.

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No, actually. I'd rather it on the back of my head

Basically viagra but it's just the orgasm

Sperm.
That's it, just Sperm.

Parts of St. Paul and Minneapolis already do that.

>orange man bad

GTFO LIBTARD SJW BETA SOY CUCK

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poisoned watermelons for free

A ride-able vacuum cleaner

Go on please user

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So heroin?

I had a great idea once: make a commenting system that would allow you to comment on all websites. Never did anything with it but it looks like someone else created it(Dissenter).

Another idea was a sticker with a QR code on it that you could put on things you want to sell that would link to a website that would explain the product, the price, times to call etc. It would make car selling much easier. Even another idea was a special type of lock similar to a bike lock that would have a QR code on it where a person, with a smart phone, could purchase an item to unlock the the lock. Basically you could have like a small ebay within shopping malls where there would be a store full of things people are willing to sell but you wouldn't need a cashier.

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gloves for vr with sensors on the finger tips and palms that stiffen/ lock the glove in place (with some give) when holding or grabbing on to something in the virtual world, This way you can actually feel your waifus tits, headpat lolis, etc

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Producing crops that cause leukemia and owning subsidiary the produces chemo drugs.

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Water cooling homes in areas with lots of water. Basically have tap water run through part of a house to cool it while having the remainder go into a modified hot water heater that would have a secondary tank. Whatever is left over would be put into other tanks for irrigation. This idea would only be justifiable for areas with lots of water and where running out just wouldn't happen. Examples would be towns/cities that get their water from rivers and lakes instead of aquifers. This idea would greatly reduce energy usage for air conditioners while also making it very easy to set up sprinklers in homes. The energy savings would be very apparent during times of peak energy usage when peaker plants would otherwise be used due to the massive drain air conditioners use.

Another idea would be to have a system that, in the winter time, allows you to cool refrigerators and freezers using the outside cold air. This would make those appliances much cheaper to run during winter months but the compressors would have to be improved so they don't wear out after being used after prolonged periods of inactivity(maybe not a real problem.

That's what they call "vertical integration"

A 1-person cafe vending booth.

Ever needed somewhere quiet to sit away from other people in the public? Maybe you need to take an important phone call while you have a coffee? Maybe you just want to have a bite to eat without having to look at other people's disgusting faces.

The 1-person cafe booth would be designed like a slightly larger photo booth. You enter, sit down, at your 'table', close the curtains and pick from menu on a touchscreen. The booth is stocked with different foods and drinks it can automatically prepare for you. There's a nice ambient light and you have your privacy while you slurp away at that coffee or eat that bacon wrap.

That could be easy due to some liquid that I think is used in some military shock absorbers that turns hard when exposed to electricity.
sciencemag.org/news/2003/10/liquid-takes-hard-turn

What the fuck, you degenerate

A Tv remote with a speaker, you download an app and pair to the remote and then when you lose it you just tell the remote to play a sound so you can find it (works with anything else you lose except virginity)

Circulating water requires power.

Circulating water is harder than air and thus more costly.

In addition, there would not be much thermal exchange taking place so it would be far less affective than simply cooling and circulating air.

Sounds like Russian propaganda aimed at attacking Dow and its subsidiary(?) Monsanto.

Russia hates glyphosate because American companies own the intellectual property for glyphostate-immune crops. Yeah, glyphosate isn't perfect but you can't use 2,4-D to weed broad-leaf crops like S0ybeans. In fact, considering how much s0y we export to Asian countries, much of Ivan's hatred of glyphosate is due to the fact that they could be exporting much of that s0y instead if we couldn't produce it for much less.

Glyphosate may be kind of unhealthy and isn't as safe as 2,4-D but its still much safer than older chemicals like 2,4,5-T.

2,4-D is awesome but its only good for crops that're grasses. Weed-n-Feed is basically 2,4-D with fertilizer. The only problem with this much safer chemical is that it can't be used on broadleaf crops like s0y.
Here's a great video on the safer 2,4-D: youtube.com/watch?v=XFKlfmlMfRU

my mind is always in the gutter while on /b.

But its still uses less power than air conditioners especially when the energy used to move water is large, efficient, pumps whereas a/c units use small shitty pumps. Its all due to that square-cube law.

You'd still use heat exchangers.

Limited sales volume due to having to wait until 1 single customer is finished eating.

Actually lawsuits are hitting courts all over the United states targeting roundup since a class action was won by linking it to leukemia.

youtube.com/watch?v=zHPxzSs8THE

MAH EGGS ALL IN A BASKET

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Great, now we can get the roads up to a temperature to melt our tires in summer.

There would be more than 1 per area with good distance between them and time limit you can pay to increase.

So where are the savings coming from?

Will be hard to retain clients. Better to do it for a one time fee.

These already exist in some towns in Belgium, they work really well and are actually very cost effective when you consider the reduced cost and reduced man hours in clearing roads. Not too mention the effect it has on reducing lost work hours and the wider economic impacts that can have during winter.

How are you accomplishing heat exchange?

Without circulating the air in the house across the system the ambient temperatures will be the same.

>Another idea would be to have a system that, in the winter time, allows you to cool refrigerators and freezers using the outside cold air.
And then you can make up for the lack of heat rejected into your house by having your heater run longer. It's such a benefit that all the heat leaking through the side of the fridge, along with all the heat going into the fridge when you open the door, gets swept outside.

Glyphosate was just banned in California.

I don't think there's any idea itt as dumb as OP's pic.

That wouldn't be economical but, if you just heated a strip so that 2 wheels could get traction, that might work.

That's a good point. There is, however, one problem with your logic: electricity is far more expensive than gas for heating.

But they sure as hell will import crops that had that used when growing them. California without s0y would become a much different place. You don't use glyphosate for many of the crops grown in California. There aren't Roundup-ready pecan trees as far as I know.

Toilets that are shaped like pentagons instead of ovals

They'd be harder to cast and the water's speed would be reduced due to turbulence. You'd have to flush twice as often.

don't care who makes it nor do I care about the credit

my idea for a game goes like this: it's kinda like civ or tropico but it's 1st person (3rd person optional) where you can build up an empire where you can get killed at any moment either by your closest advisors, your spouse, your kids, enemy forces or even rebels or regular citizens on the street. you can either avoid all this and make the game easy mode by being a fair leader but it costs you a lot of money and will eventually make you a peasant of another kingdom because yours failed, or you can be a dictator who keeps his subjects at the threshold of contentment, or you can just be a pillaging warlord to expand your kingdom and rule the world the way you see fit.

you can change at any time btw

Monsanto gmo crops produce glyphosate... corn is in everything.

we know OP is a corporate failure and is looking for boardroom pitches to not seem so useless, but we'll still humour him

Like mount and blade?

Corn is in corn, which is in nothing but corn if you're in the habit of eating only whole plant foods instead of "value-added" garbage. None of the popping varieties are GMO and that's usually the only corn I eat, not that I care.

what is that?

What about an air-conditioned dog kennel so it's comfy all year round. Would people pay for that shit?

soy causes breast cancer. i wonder how those fucking cali lesbians would feel learning that.

gmo corn might actually be one of the main reasons we have so much cancer these days. cigarette use barely dropped after cigarette ads were banned. lung cancer rates dropped REMARKABLY. it does not correlate with cigarette use, but instead, emissions that were also dramatic lowering of emissions since then. overall cancer rates aside from lung cancer have skyrocketed since then.

again...

cigarette use goes down 15%
lung cancer goes down 80%
emissions go down 80%
overall cancer rates up 400%

cigarettes are fucking harmless. those black lungs you see are either coal miners or actually PIG lungs. it's fake.

Yeah. The main thing is that you have to design it in such a way where, if the dog damages it or it just leaks, it doesn't gas the dog to death.

Suck a million dicks for 1 dollard apiece.

>gmo corn might actually be one of the main reasons we have so much cancer these days.
No, the cancer rates are really high because people are living longer. Cancer is inevitable in most(or all) animals eventually. GMOs don't necessarily cause cancer but some could theoretically if they're designed wrong or designed to.

just read about it and my idea definitely borrows from it, but then again it's also like fable, civ and elder scrolls so it's not entirely unique, it just has some new mechanics

People are living long enough to get cancer and have it diagnosed. Processed and animal foods aren't helping. It's not spoopy grains. When I look at the colorless shit most people eat, I see pure cancer fuel.

>cigarettes are fucking harmless.
tobacco causes cancer because tobacco leaves are sticky and get shit like uranium and other radioactive elements/isotopes stuck to the leaves as they grow through the soil.

>make a commenting system that would allow you to comment on all websites.
That's basically just a limited version of Twitter.

The Sword of Damocleas is too random. Even if you're the good leader, it can still fall if some of those under you are shitbags. If being nice made you safe, then everyone would be nice. You'll get manipulated or even murdered by a sociopath. Leaders had to act like assholes so that assholes wouldn't fuck with them.

Aren't you talking about disqus

Gab did it with the Dissenter app. Its really neat and you should get it. Works on PCs too.

Have you looked at the "grand strategy" genre?

>Aren't you talking about disqus
No. That only works on sites that enable it. I'm talking about Gabs Dissenter. I had the idea long ago but never did anything with it. I'm happy to see it exists. For instance, you can use Dissenter to comment on this very thread but your comments can only be seen by those who also use the app.

When you realize what it is, you'll realize how awesome the idea is.

Massive blimps floating above cities that slowly filter particles and carbon out of the air. They would be emptied a few times a year. Think of them as gigantic filter whales.

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Kek this is flawless
>10 good boy points

Public dildos

How about a refrigerator with a simple vent to outside air and a reversible fan. When the temperature outside is cold, it sucks in air. When the temperature outside is warm, it blows the heat of the compressor outside so it does not warm up the house in summer. Cuts down on your frige and AC electric bill.

This man may have an actual interesting project

Not a bad idea.

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kek

>trying to lower the costs of the number #1 energy consuming appliance
>(((shekels internally)))
SHUT
IT
DOWN

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Giant Bombs

Would never work in a densely populated area. Also you'd need to put cameras in them, otherwise people would fuck and do drugs in them.

Isn't it less than 200 watts and a duty cycle under 50%?

Hi /biz/

A device that will form a barrier inbtween armrests on the plane. So let's say you're on the middle seat in Southwest, you can put this divider in the middle of the arm rest. It's pop out like one of those car sun roof mirrors. Now the armrest is split evenly and both the aisle and window seat can use their half of the armrest. Aside from splitting up the armwrest, you get full privacy the whole flight from the pop up divider.

These would be easy to take on planes since you can fold them up.

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What I do is just be smol. Have you tried being smol?

If your a beta who doesn't want to risk siit next to an alpha taking up the armrests this would be the only option. Also even if you don't want armrests this gives added privacy so you can view confidential sites during the flight.

I was making a joke. Apparently it fell flat.

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electro magnetic car power

>breakfast is the most important meal of the day

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If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
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No that's creepy as fuck. Strippers are things.

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A device that turns cum into cheese.

you should check out bukkake videos where it's like 6 oz of cum and they fry it up as an omelette and she eats it. semen is mostly sugars, not protein at all.

1.Start shell corporations in delaware and east texas.

2.File method patent for method patent lawsuit methods.

3.Sue some patent trolls.

Method for using an electronic device to conduct direct or indirect research regarding method patents and or but not limited to "generalisations".

Method for breathing air on the planet earth including but not limited to outer space, under ground, other other planets that which are not earth.

Method for masturbating while typing with nose.

Method for cooking toasted cheese sandwich by placing toaster on its side so the cheese doesn't ooze out the bottom.

Method for toast ejecting onto or near* a plate or other surface including the living.
*Withing 642 meters.

Some tvs have that, at least some from the 90s. Push button on tv. remote beeps. No need for app. There's also beeping tags you can stick on anything.

Take a photo, or any media, of a child, and then you go back in time to get to get it, and brainwash it into being your unquestioning servant. You will of course have to maintain this harem by continually preaching to it, but I think I can do it. I will be the PewDiePie of the 21th century. Give Me Your Children!

California doesn’t deserve Glyphosate or assault rifles.

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I want to fuck miss airlander

I'd fuck the ginger one.

Priorities user.

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So a lot of people have fish tanks and want some way to actually interact with their expensive fish that's not knocking at the glass. We make some sort of a sensor in front of the fish tank that scans you and then makes and sends appropriate waves in the fish tank like you're actually in the water with your fish. So they get to kinda feel you and your presence except for seeing you trough the glass. What do you think? Told this to my gf when we were high and she wasn't really enthusiastic about it.

I know it specifically says not to ask questions, but is the blimp pulling the train? Or is the train pulling the blimp?

Work hard and contribute lawfully to society.

What.A.Fag

Not the worst idea, but yeah you'd need multiple ones and a camera in each. What if some asshole started using the one I got used to on the way to the train?
How big tho? Standalone oversized phone booths? Or trying to take up a whole shop space with multiple booths?

Perhaps a membership subscription that only allows members in (can swipe debit or credit to get in, also pays for whatever). Should encourage cleanliness since you're part of a community now, and the next guy can rate the condition on his app and you'll have cameras to verify someone was indeed fucking their hot pocket or not and can revoke membership.

A running shirt that has thermoelectric patches all through it with a USB or 35mm jack for music so when you generate heat by running it jucies your ear buds and music.

sterling engines everywhere to generate power from waste heat

Wheelchair with pedals

This is one way the rich Romans used to cool their homes was run water between their walls. I believe you're also looking at using similar building materials tho, not wood and plaster. What's the plan tho for elevating the water above the house? Pumping all that weight can be expensive. They just used aquaducts from the mountains.
Not sure how practical it is nowadays considering it used to be a rich persons thing, but heck technically every American with a house is living in better conditions than a Roman emperor did. I'd still trade it all tho if I could host drunken loli orgies.

You get the bag and fumble it I get the bag and flip it and tumble it

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Orgasms don’t itch. Your idea is not worth a million dollars.

Go fuck yourself
Trying to make a private situation out of a public activity..
Literally shutting out people instead of learning to be decent and tolerant..
Forcing plastic shields in some unsuspecting person's face..

How's the window guy gonna get your attention that he needs to use the bathroom or let the stewardess know he'd like ginger ale mixed with cranberry?

Does this design cover reclined positions or do I get to spot the sweaty nape of your neck out the corner of my eye?

Why do you think other people will be comfortable walled up for hours and hours at someone else's discretion.

Again, go fuck yourself you antisocial sack of shit

Step 1: figure out light speed travel
Step 2: assemble giant mirror in space 100 light years away
Step 3: aim telescopes at mirror from earth, see back in time, solve crimes n shit
Step 4: pay me

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> literally describes over a dozen idiots
> picks trump to be offended over

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Are you assuming we have already conquered time travel and mind control?
What the fuck do we even need you and your shitty invention for than

what an idiot.

you were high when you got this idea right?

YESSS

Step 1.5: figure out what direction in space we're heading so space mirrors can follow
(For reference Pluto's distance is measured in light hours)

Kek

Heirachy of thought

1. Creativity
2. Evaluating
3. Analysing
4. Applying
5. Remembering
6-100...

101. Blind criticism

Retards like you dont even land on the spectrum. Good luck being broke

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This where the magnet has an alternator device that can be plugged into your house to charge batteries that run your house too. Nobody will get into auto accidents because they will lose their POWER.

youtu.be/mHW6b1aFPfU

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We'll give you a C+ in creativity for coming up with a slightly different use than something that's actually already been thought up and applied, and an F in 2-101.
Congrats, you're still a retard.

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Breast cancer is the most harmless cancer by far
Dunno why there is such a big drama around it
All you have to do is cut the tit of
Compare that to blood, prostate, ball or skin-cancer and it's a fucking joke

Is that why spiderman's spidey sense doesn't work on venom?

Some kind of pill to make orgasms itch.

Here's my idea. Sell a computer software that checks the internet or RTC to determine what year it is. If the year is later than 2007, the software automatically crops all motivational/demotivational poster images, so you only see the picture, but not the black border or the text.

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russians dont give a fuck what other people think. if a jet engine mounted on a truck to melt runway ice is a stupid idea then it will be made!

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I like you.

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Does this apply the breaks without any power somehow cause powerless engines usually just coast for a few hundred feet

Already exists faggot look up haptic feedback vr

That's just drugs. That already exists. The marketability was too good so they made it illegal for everyone else to sell except for them.

make it solar

a microwave that works the opposite way, instead of activating molekyls that create heat. It slows them down and works like a quick freezer

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No this would just be an magnet motor that ran and never stopped charging batteries that power and electric motor. Imagine a Tesla that charges itself.

that guy is not grabbing much. is it a she?

Your welcome Elon.

People will just use them to masturbate and you know it.

already done. its called magnetic freezing. first pioneered in japan to freeze pastries without making the whipped cream fillings go flat during the freezing process.

drones

I wasn't going for a degree at faggot state uni, so your assessment doesn't hold much weight.

Don't quit your TA job, your supervisor's dick isn't going to suck itself

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In my mind 12 years before Tesla was a company I thought of a car that ran like this that looked like a Ferrari with two glass windows in the back and all the excess electricity would activate Tesla coils making the glass a plasma ball.

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I actually had an idea for something like kickstarter back in 2004, but it was supposed to be to pool money as a prize for solving big challenges, like finding cures for diseases or achieving new space milestones

already done. now we moving into motorized.

1 device
- works as phone
- works and tablet
- works as laptop/pc

People would fuck with the machine, set up hidden cameras for upskirts, Jack off in there, have sex in there, leave it a fucking mess, and whine that their food wasn’t made right and demand refunds etc. people would sleep in them too

Yeah, what exactly were you going for

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Literally, any pill to make apples not spicy. Fucking hate eating those. Only green apples are fucking half decent and bearable to eat without milk and bread. Red and yellow apples suck ass like a chili pepper. how can you eat those? why do stores still sell them?

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still going to take more power to keep the motor going than it will generate.

The free world hates you. I mean hate that shit

Already invented. It's called a heat pump. Very inefficient

Question is self explanitory - re read the thread.

Your questionable sexuality is likely interfering with your already mogoloid-level critical thought. Try unmounting from your dildo before you reply

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That sounds totally origina- wait a second

>heat pump
>inefficient

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airbnb, but for your crappy girlfriend instead of your crappy apartment

Develop a new cologne that targets people with high estrogen levels and they will be forced to give consent when asked for sex. It will also have long term implications where they can not regret the sexual interaction and thus can not claim rape later.

Faggot university - an entire university worth of safe spaces. All accusations of rape result in immediate research funding to trans studies

>device that smells for you
>”how can you smell one if you aren’t one?”
Are you white? If so that kinda blows a whole in the theory that intelligence is linked to race.

Dafuq? What kind of apple is spicy? I only know sour ones, and if they are to sour, just drink water

I think you mean Michael Bolton

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_CoZgbkcc

High end bathroom stalls for rent at airport with wifi, outlets, flatscreens, etc. All in little rooms.

Call it "Doodie Free"

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*the joke*
————>
Your head.

Okay, so what about this one?
You have a guestroom in each school, where people who don't feel like they got enough education, can come and just hang out with the students, and learn from them for free. ...and in case they get sleepy there's a bed, and slippers, and condoms in case they want to make balloons.

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They make this

But...if you figured out lightspeed travel and travelled a hundred light years away, when you got there you would be 100 years plus your current age. So probably a dead man at the wheel. Then even with an assembled mirror when you looked back you would see the moment you left because the light would have taken the same amount of time as you. The only crime here is tax payers dollars having to pay for your special needs classes because it is ilegal to put you down like a sick dog.

So European public bathrooms?

But not all women discharge at orgasm.

Kek.

If we use plutonium we wouldn’t need headlights either.

>fell for the patent meme

Dude McDonald’s never patented the cheeseburger.

Learn how to play poker
Grind poker sites day and night until I get good
Make my way up to a million dollars
Cash out
Never gamble again

>make some Aptitude & personality test with high school math.
>give it some fancy name
>sell it to corporate "recruitment will never be same" no no no

Not that guy, but traditional heat pumps are inefficient. They use more power, have more refrigerant, and lose heating efficiency the colder it gets. Which in turn makes them rely on very inefficient heat strips to provide heat. Inverter ductles systems overcome this, and are the most efficient HVAC application we have.

Mine isn’t a product but more of an idea for a sales promotion.

>be me
>buy turn key vape shop
>sell kit with vape rig and juice or whatever the fuck goes in them
>any kit over $200 dollars qualifies for special offer
>enter special code for promotion at website
> pick day and time
>counselor stages intervention style meeting with your friends and family to break news that you’re gay and counsel loved ones

I use roundup all the time. It is great.

A lot to tackle here...

Light speed travel doesnt have an effect on the age of the traveller, but the rest of the world would be 100 years older.

The light from the mirror would take 100 light years to reach the earth, and the light from the earth would take 100 years to reach the mirror, so you would be observing earth from 200 years in past.

This would be a long term investment for all of humanity, but yes, tax payers may have a problem with it because they are all short term, group think hive mind insects like yourself who will destroy this planet long before we could see the benefits

Pic kinda related if the ass and the dino's head both belonged to you

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Clearly you don’t know what you’re talking about which brings me to my idea.

>basic heat pump
>natural gas 2nd stage heating
>place evap coil downstream from heat exchanger
>efficiency levels through the roof

every apple is spicy you dumb fuck. reds and yellows are the worst. apples aren't sour either.

>My idea

An app that uses the processing power of your cellphone while it is charging to mine crypto currency.
They only get 30% of what their devices mined and with a lot of cellphones using my app I can get a lot of money with the adds and of course, my 70% of all the crypto currencies.

Already working on it.

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I really wonder about the story behind this pic. Is that some meth whore the dad hired while the kids mom was at work?

Is it some kinky married couple whose sex life is so stale they can only get off watching their kid play with the dinosaurs while sniffing the heads with a questioned look?

>apple
>spicy
>.
>.
>.
>spicy

Oh yes. Golden Delicious have a nice cilantro finish....

Back when this board was good

As a doctor i dissagree. Gmo corn is cancerigen though.

>200 years in the past
False, the light from earth would take 100 years to reach the mirror then fractions of a second to reach your eye the light from earth would have been traveling there regardless, you just now out a mirror there to intercept and divert it. Similar to how we put mirrors in our older cameras to reflect the image on to film yet we didn’t need to beam light both ways because the light from the sun was already making light come off of the subject. The Earth wouldn’t know about the mirror until 200 years later though because it would take you 100 years to get there and another 100 years for the light from the mirror to reach earth. Light speed travel does effect the traveler, you are thinking of how gravity effects the aging process and warps space time. If I travel at 100mph and I travel 100 miles, I am still 1 hour older. You may reference the supposed “paradox” of brothers where one is traveling. The traveler will “experience” less time but it does not change the fact that it is relative to where the observer is, and a biological organism will still have a hard expiration date regardless of relative time, we as people are just very very very temporary and space travel like that isn’t practical. So politely I decline your offer of shoving my dinosaur head into that woman’s ass because you sir have done that yourself.

What did he mean by this

You guys know how a flashlight works right? Click on and Bam,you have light emmitting device.
Now
How about this. A black hole device? You can emit darkness into any spot as needed?
Ib4 shadow and shit
R8

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not the same user but can i be the dinosaur head that gets into that woman's asshole?

how

It is called vanta black paint

Listen, that other user can be the lady and however many dinosaur heads he/she wants in his/her asshole is however many he/she can take.

i want to start a hungergames-esque show that would take place every 6 months involving deathrow and life sentenced prisoners from all over the world where they fight to the death. ufc in its early years was barbaric as fuck and ppl hated it, now its one of the most popular shit ever. im sure society would get used to this kind of showing in no time. imagine 50 hardened criminals fighting to the death on payperview. such a cash grab but idk how to start it

A gaming rig specifically for pranks.
Has no parts in it it just blasts whoever attempts to power on with flour.

-Breaks my post down into smaller portions that are still consistent with my original thought
- Says he disagrees cuz it would take too long
- doesnt understand the intent of the posted photo

Your youtube level education is showing

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It’s literally exactly what you just described

Has to be YOUR idea, faggot.

It’s like that pill for making everything taste sweet but just targeted towards sex

Who's this?

Big tiddie muscular Batman genderswap watching Alfred do her taxes.

You just reinvented laser cooling user.

WRONG

Major cities cool their downtowns this way. Toronto is one

No, you would be a dead man by the time you got there, and you would only be able to see up until the moment you got there because you only want to master light speed travel and not faster than light travel. You have to travel faster than light to get head of wherever you are and see backwards in time because seeing requires light. Get it? You can’t see utilizing light before the light has had time to travel there and traveling at lightspeed like you wanted doesn’t get you out ahead of the light that is also traveling at lightspeed.

>hunger games
>reality show
>ufc
>criminals fighting to the death on payperview

your idea is fucking retarded, go be 12 somewhere else

also, what is running man with arnold schwarzeburger?

Bump

I think you mean dilation stations

I think what your looking for is just a jalapeno. You know, give your tongue a reference point and some tolerance.

Take It from someone who's bitten the Carolina reaper- on the Richter scale, apples are a baby falling on it's own ass.

No, exactly the opposite

dafaq

Go on..

lost

psilocybin kcups

Car freshener that smells like strong marijuana.

County rape dungeon. Anyone with a ten yearor greater sentence can work it off by being a community whore. The only rule is they cant refuse anyone or else the deal is of.

*knock* *knock* FBI, Open up!

The all new see-in-the-dark technology! Just come over and stay for an hour or two and feel the effects already! Plutovision, you don't need it and it won't do you good, but you'll get it anyway!

Same. Bring gladitoriums back.
Can those of us in debt offer ourselves to the gods or is it only death row inmates and POWs

> C O N S E C U T I VE
> D U B S
> 3X C O M B O

Implying people don't make millions off of retarded ideas

Disqus and facebook can do it but only adding the plugins in the websites.

user's idea is to making it universal and unavoidable.

I'm with you user. Sorry for the le reddit spaces

based

DELET THIS!

KO by kek

Back when Yea Forums was good. Now it's just 14 yo that wants to say nigger and faggot all they want without seeing their comment get downvoted. Oh and 30 yo fat guys on the loli board.

Shut up nigger faggot and draw me some loli

Robbing a gas station with fake tattoos on your arms and face so police look for someone with tattoos

When you're done post it

What about a website/warehouse that allows companies to sell their leftover scrap and raw material to smaller companies and private fags instead of scrapping for pennies on the dollar.
We'd take 10% commission for membership/listing fees, or if it's a decent commodity we'll warehouse and pay twice what a scrap yard would

Doesn't everybody do your fridge idea?Store leftovers outside in the winter so you don't have to open the fridge all the time. Especially big soups or sauces and beer, definitely beer

This

Don't really understand the single booth thing but I would for sure give my money to a place that let me order with a touch screen so they can provide cheaper meals.

The Dissenter app now exists. Its fun.

these already exist

Me too. The stuff is great. I did some hack-and-squirt on a bunch of annoying small trees. It'll be interesting to see if it works. I only used ~18% since that's all I could find at the store.

What hasn't California banned? I stopped paying attention to that hell hole when I read an article about a guy who used "illegal" aftermarket parts on his mustang, tuned it, and it ran cleaner and more efficiently than it did stock, as tested by emissions machines.

However California still crushed it because "illegal" parts. Which obviously also means the emissions caused by building the car were for not, and this person had to purchase another vehicle which was built causing emissions to replace it.

I can't wait for them to split from the union and become the new ussr or whatever the fuck they aim for

I'm being completely serious
Are apples not spicy for everyone else???
The inside is spicy.

This isn't real.
If it were you'd know you're the odd one out by now

apples are not spicy

>So... It was he behind this

i really like this thread, so i will put my retarded idea out there: opening an official organization that works with online auctioning websites to professionally appraise the value of retro video games to prevent overpricing.

How does cum taste faggot? Women have told me its bland and starchy. Maybe that’s spicy to you too.

A u-shaped mostly-flat tube that you put on garbage cans so that there isn't a big bubble of air between the bag and the can.

this>
youtube.com/watch?v=vlme8-DPPo0

Why in the fuck do you have this pic?

Why not

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Like a Kelly bluebook for video games? I think (((someone's))) gonna have a problem with that

This popped up in the suggestions of that video. Why? I don’t know.

youtu.be/Ci3zuPIwKWo

12 hours later and the thread is still going.
Good thread OP

Not to samefag but it’s actually called “the Johnson technique”.

Kek

Kek

To not be a complete degenerate that makes your parents cry maybe?

Straight out the lot three hundred cash and the car came with a blunt in it

If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
.gg/ZSxxyzB

lb

Tetris Battle Royal

I firmly believe you can live to be 100 years old if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100 years old.
In other words- I'll take my chances

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kek

This already exists. I'm sure JSE Coin offer a mobile app.

Invent artificial bio-cell that works like organic cells to replace body tissue at cellular level. Price would be prohibitively expensive even if you can get 100 units/penny. Only oligarchy can afford, but will do so for immortality. Hide signal reciever if 30% of units sold. After 25-30 years, oligarchy is saturated enough that one transmission of "deacivate unit" ends the entire oligopoly in 24 hours. Rest of humanity lives in the peace that should hold for about 100 years. Repeat as many times as neccessary to kill off gene sets that lead to oligarchy behavior.

And all it takes is 1 little pinhole leak and the whole system freezes up and you have to pay all those man hours to go back to plowing the roads and an extra charge for tearing up the road and thawing then repairing the line. Its cost effective until something inevitably goes wrong then youre fucked paying double.

Baconspray, to protect women from rapists in Sweden, where guns and pepperspray is illigal.

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It only gives you the ability to track your mining, what I want to do is to take advantage of the power of the cellphone itself.

This is already a thing, search up haptic feedback gloves VR

Ok, edited text below...

> Step 1: figure out FASTER THAN light speed travel
Step 2: assemble giant mirror in space 100 light years away
Step 3: aim telescopes at mirror from earth, see back in time, solve crimes n shit
Step 4: pay me

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Your focusing on minute semantics while pretending to bring something to the table.

I don't know how anyone could tolerate you. You must have a harem of fleshlights

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This already exists. They are used in large buildings.

i have an alternative solution:
Pull back the light leaving earth and record on dvd

Step 1: use hadron collider to create black hole on earth to suck back light for DVD recording purposes
Step 2: realize your massive mistake
Step 3: die
Step 4: pay me

A bathroom urinal for men where all the guys need to do is unzip their pants. A robotic sensor will detect someone is there and a cupping mechanism will cup the balls and penur so he can peepee. Of course it would be steamed sanitized every use. Put a $20 in and it will make you shoot a nut like a flesh light, spray a soothing jet stream of warm water to clean your penas and blow dry afterwards.

Kek

Inflatable dartboard

Shut up retard. The idea that user just said, it actually exist. So neck yourself

wat? no automatic unzip and grab?

Are you actually this level of retard? He said a system to comment in all web pages. Not to share your comments in the same platform.

Leave your beer outside and muffacas gonna swipe that shit here in NY. Ricans steal your toenails if your shoe is untied.

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more like a system that flags listings that have a higher price than what said game is actually worth depending on it's condition. Like if you think I'm going to pay $250 for a copy of Chrono trigger in the box without the manual but has the cardboard tray then you need to kill yourself.

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Jesus, you are sooo dumb.
>Implying there are not hotels, motels, and other places used by one person or one couple at the time
Kill yourself stupid fuck

Best million dollars idea. Quack Dr. Lol. Goes with thread.

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Gonna on. Cawk in hand.

What if cryme is of night

user was clear enough, retard kiddo.
If you are not complaining about some random dude smacking off his wrench you can pick not to use his device, other way neck yourself and pull up that personal split device

Toilet catch formerly toilet guard
Net catches stuff you'd drop in while taking a deuce

Which one isn’t a man?

Hollow sponge that is more absorbent and softer than toilet paper

This has absolutely nothing to do with what I posted. I bet you think you’re a deep thinker. Are suffering a stroke?

chuckleded

I've built an ocr scanning process and a query language that allows very versatile information extraction from scanned documents. I don't know what to do with it, just sitting in a private repository, I let the company I work at use it for free so that I could secretly be collecting real world business requirements and implementing them. It's one of the 'hot' features of the product we're developing. I'm thinking I'll open source it eventually.

You do realize it’s an ice rink in reverse right?

I worked at a building that had an arena. That arena had coils under the floor that we would push buttons once a year to make get really fucking cold. We would then put boards up. Then spray water. Then marvel at the ice rink we just made.

The process was reversed at the end of the ice season.

It’s been repeated now for fourty fuckin years and the slab has yet to be torn up from a “pinhole leak” faggot.

thank you for reminding me actual retards still use this site instead of just 14 year olds