ITT: anons poorly describe video games. Other anons guess

Much, much older game.

>go hunting with dad
>dad says hes not your dad and dies on steamboat
>spend rest of game finding out your real ancestry while getting revenge for adopted dad

You are guy.
You will teach everyone lesson.

Gonna ruin it, but made by same people who made Donkey Kong Country, just, a good bit before DKC.

Earl is a weiner

>be me
>have multiple personality disorder
>serious mother issues
>decide to kill god

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Stardew Valley

a mute gangster ditches his crew and takes their expensive equipment with him. he rescues an annoying teenage girl who can tell when animals have been abused. they they team up to liberate all of the abused animals by means of using other animals which were trained for blood sport.

Also, it seems to be a lot better received than I thought originally. Hard as hell game too.

Monster Rancher?

Big Earl

>two friends, an elven slut, an innocent girl with big tits and an old pervert (plus possibly a loli ninja) save the world
>people get drunk on a boat
>also, time travel

nop

>old to new
>magic
>steam

Toejam and Earl.

magicka (2?)

no

Nope

Want a hint

Rune Factory?

>help people
>they die anyway
>numero uno with fuckhuge sword will make a mess
>you knew me? [mental breakdown]
>also, this guy is so obsessed with you he got a ton of clones ready

>Raised american
>get TP'd home with a shotgun
>solves an orc problem the american way

Toejam and Earl?

FF7

this one is a game everyone should play. people who have played it love it (probably, i mean, i hear only good things.)
>in ur spaceship
>gotta stop the rebel scum
>run from the rebels
>destroy rebel flagship

no.

Doom

No. I was guessing at that guys game.

Stop braindead fucks from killing themselves and help them escape

>beep beep beep
>hull low
>o2 low
>panic panic PANIC
FTL of course

no.

DigDug

Captains edition mod is awesome, I love ftl for the interactions more than the boss battle and always felt you didn't get the time to get your ship ready

Dig dug?

here is another one that people 22-30 might get.
>little boy
>afraid of storms
>go to storm factory
>fucking wingnut fell down the drain
>make friends with dudes in charge.

>bomb has been planted

yeas

psychonauts?

>Clone bay offline
>Engines offline
>Crew are all dead
>Game over

also yeas, but two posts too late to be winnr

cs

Nah try again

Edna and Harvey?

>life is shit for everyone
>magic happens
>things are going pretty fine
>NO THIS IS WRONG THIS WORLD IS NOT REAL
>destroy the world, back to step 1

>Fire
>FIRE!!!
>Vent ship
>O2 system damaged

Get wings. Somone is jelly get thrown into a lake. Time travel

Nah
My post, answer is lemmings

>jump a lot
>pick up stuff
>have axe but it do nothing
>bosses suck

>meteor hits earth
>annoying friend comes over to drag you there because his lil bro is missing
>fly from the future says that it came from the future to warn you that you and 3 other friends have to save the world from an interdimensional demon being
>annoying friend turns out to be one of your enemies throughout the game
>you have to collect 8 melodies
>there’s pretty much only 1 way to beat the final boss but your party needs to be highly leveled up even tho you barely consciously attack it

Top kek, lanius were good for that

>in some race car
>drive laps

>Shift
>Q sometimes
>your team always sucks

MegaRace

That could be any fucking racing game

it is, the only thing i don't like about it is how cargo clogs your augments slots

Hint:
>zeppelin
>ring
>lost dwarfs
>all seeing grandma

This one time we caught our teacher playing that during class.
He said that was how he graded papers.
We were either too spineless to call him out because we were in 4th grade, or he actually graded us that way.

>Search a planet for fuel and goodies to drag back to ship.
>Buy new weapons and parts for exploration football looking ship and buy new arrowhead looking ship.
>Do this on 13 different planets with different gravity and enemies and sometimes underwater.
>Each planet gives piece for Super Duper Alien Monster Killing Ship.
>Assemble Super Ship and fight Alien Rock Monster.
>You fuck up after winning and new ship goes boom anyway, leaving you floating in your spacesuit looking stupid.

Answer is: Solar Jetman or The Hunt for the Golden Warpship. Old Rare NES game that had a few development issues, and was super hard to beat, because the final ship had no shields, and died in 2-3 hits, and instantly if you touched the walls while on your way to the final boss. It would take another hour to get to the final attempt, and it was exhausting.

>doom

guacamelee ?

>as a kid your older sister is kidnapped
>go to boarding school
>look for sister
>you find her, but youre like 60 and she is like 25.

Doom would probably be
>disobey orders, get sent to buttfuck nowhere
>kill shit
>die
>kill shit anywat
>save the world (until sequels)

>get off plane
>steal one of a kind tech
>clean up a mess
>retards natives imprison you(with your newly acquired weapon no less) despite just arriving at their airport not for stealing the weapon but for defacing every inch of the island despite not even being on the mainland
>96 messes cleaned and 240 Chuck E. Cheese tokens turned in for prizes later...
>final boss is defeated by smashing his tub
This is unironically my favorite video game.

obviously sunshine

Idk but I want to plz answer

Nah. You are a ninja fighting spics.

nobody found it, so i'll give it away

final fantasy tactics advance

is that that game about the rabbit wizard guy?

...sparky?

that was a good game though. you never felt so helpless being regular mario

>Meet woman
>Marry her
>Move to a house
>Wife meets black man Torin there
>Start playing as wife
>Cuck myself
Not a game just my playthrough of The Sims

?

this one is pretty hard
>world has ended
>zombies everywhere
>time to steal an RV and turn it into a mad max monster vehicle

>make character i like
>turn off aging
>live 4 years just writing books and maxing stats before ever leaving house

pokemon colosseum

>Star Wars meets Dance Dance Revolution

Gritty reboot of Mariokart on PlayStation starring Ronald McDonald

(im not the guy who posed the game)
sounds like it, but i dont remember a girl. maybe in the sequel xd with the lugia or whatever. i didnt play the second one.
side note: that game is how i got the johto starters in gen 3. my friends were jelly

soul reaver

Crash team racing?

twisted metal?

Winner!

>be a man
>who travels between towns
>buy shit
>kill dragons

this one needs to happen before this is a legitimate thread.
>move to new town
>nobody there is like you
>make friends anyway
>takes forever to get out of debt

this one is mega ultra hardcore

>be chinaman
>swear in broken english
>kill the Predator, owner of satan corp.

I mean, it's not really time travel in the first one. Just Raziel waking up what, 500 years later or some shit? Now Defiance...yeah, there's time travel in that one.

air conditioning

yakuza?

far from it

Tom Nook Robs You Blind

sure, i guess.

that one
nook is better than real mortgages tbh

I work in banking, and yeah...what he offers would be the dream of any real mortgage holder. lol.

>be a man
>steal car
>get fired
>rob store
>meet cannibal
>rob bank
>become military pawns
>kill cannibal
>kill drunk
>jk no kill

discord..gg/74nfGpq (Remove the extra dot)

Autistic bullying hell shitpost server with no rules. Post whatever you want!!

gore

loli/shota

cp,

etc..

he doesnt really cheat you tho, you literally never have to pay him back and theres no interest

Shadow warrior?

Just cause series

nope, but you're getting (kind of) close

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sounds like borderlands somehow...

GUN

castlevania?

I know it was a good game user When I said it's unironically my favorite video game I meant it.

Space Channel 5?

Nice trips. That could be anything ported in English.

Binding of Isaac

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it was never ported in english, that's the thing

Nope

Hint: mechs

Nope.
Probably should have picked a game other than DDR to compare it to.

>accidentally the universe
>fix it by just throwing shit into space

skyrim i guess

Earthbound. Try harder

get in the fucking robot?

Katamari Damacy

Nope.

gta5?

Katamari damacy

What system was it for

pretty sure that is gta5

PC

Shares a ton with evangelion.

>mine
>craft

terraria

omikron

>get caught crossing border
>head almost cut off due to crime
>previously thought extinct creature saves your ass
>go around killing creatures and shouting

It's probably some stupid sex game

nope, it's an FPS (last hint)

Tbqh i just wanted to see if there were any fans in here
Fuzzy pickles motherfucker

Wolfenstein II

by shors bones

winrars

cruis'n exotica
youtu.be/TLPs16Iseoc

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f-zero?

>You're stranded on an unknown island that you or your friends cannot escape
>You must find basic materials for tools and other items that may benefit you in your days of surviving
>There are creature out of this world that you may befriend or kill them for your own good

Pic unrelated

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>Be kid go visit grandpa on an island.
>He's not on this island, go search others.
>Finally catch up with grandpa, he says ams busy go do something else.
>Ask villagers about stuff.
>Villagers say use dat fancy yo yo, to go collect items for us.
>uhm ok, villagers might upgrade it with items.
>Guess I better go island hopping, for clues....

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lost in blue/survival kids?

startropics my nigga

star tropics?

Not quite

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right

>be a girl
>magic
>trumpets

Nope

Hint:
>3 of a kind
>turn based and real-time
>isometric
>rpg

be a chef, climbing up and down ladders and shit and running across layers of grilled meat, lettuce, tomatoes and shit, all while trying not to be killed by salt and pepper shakers (i think..?)

absolute loser gets stuck on a tropical island, has shit time.
Hint: SNES

Is that arcade game like puzzle bubble?
>I don't remember the name

burgertime

>wtf is this plot
>use worst time travel ever to fix it
>still makes no sense

Kingdom Hearts

>be child
>have psychic powers
>meteor hits earth
>fat fuck blonde friend leaves you to go suck off some alien
>get 3 better friends
>fuck up fat fuck
>fuck up alien

>bro and sis have to rescue big bro
>groovy ass tunes
>fucking crocodiles everywhere
>have to climb atop island so lil bro can finally go rescue big bro

Earthbound

>moon
>Moon
>MOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN
>playing music

Hmmm...So he was behind that...?

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I already mentioned it

winrar

>tiny
>go to sleep
>blow bubbles out of nose

majora's mask?

>Ancient Aliens
>turns out I'm jesus

yes

No, but the creator worked on Space Invaders

>pleas god save us!
>fuck you learn to swim

moses the game

nope and is that actually a game?

>perver little man at campus

that game seth the nigger backed by the merchants guild made a video about

>get a tank
>roll for initiative
>roll a d20 to see if you hit where you aimed
>nat 1
>you instantly blow up

sims ?

i wish :(

Arcanum?

Bully?

leisure suit larry magna cum laude

nope

know that my name is the lord

going to bed, it was touhou. you sadden me, Yea Forums.

>driver
>nigger simulator
>kill other niggas

You are currently.
arcanum: of steamworks and magick obscura

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>trumpets
nigga wtf

gta sa?

>escape meat grinder
>try to save your race

>be autistic
>zombie survival horror game

oddworld yo

yee. That one was pretty easy.

yup

omg

been playing this a lot the last 2 weeks and realized i hate it

>no light
>transform in to beast

>leader of country
>try to make your country biggest of all
>use whatever medieval weaponry is available
>fuck bitchs, make a big ass family
>get money to build better buildings
Good luck anons

alex jones simulator

Crusader Kings 2?

>be a hedgehog

>minecraft
>football with a rock
>kill people

Not quite. On the right track tho

Sanic

>be a caveman
>have a giant head
>meat gives you high blood pressure

>be the stalwart captain of the guard
>the king's son has started a civil war
>he's pushed you back to the castle and things don't look to good
>using your skills push his forces back and along the way ally with a baron and some rebel guys to take the prince down
>raise your flag above the battlefield in triumph after successfully capturing his castle and ending the war

beatsaber

bomberman

bonks adventure?

Solar Jet Man was the shit. That intro song was catchy as fuck

ROTK?

>I use my ghost to punch yours
>tag team on the other ghost puncher team
>wanna play online multiplayer?
>good luck finding anyone online

GUN!

Not quite either.

Is it that game where you play around with buttons and sliders for hours on end trying to change colors on a map?

No not at all.

win !

Ah, must be Medieval Total War then.

I played this on a TG16 my old friend sold to me to pay for drug money. Best enablement decision ever.

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but does it really count as a game?

Bingo.

Age Of Empire

>work in meat factory
>I am the meat
>Help friends escape
>Kill them in grinder because funny

we already did oddworld bro

>The whole planet is silent hill
>Use the power of love to grow some trees
>Also Silent Hill is full of pokemon

okami

>aspire
>spits
>aspire
>spits
>aspire
>spits

> wander around town listening to radio
> bff's dad is a dick

lol i just put this in was not reading

>talk to lots of people but no one ever says your name
>better kill the annoying ass russian cat girl or she'll follow you around being a pain for the rest of the game
>turns out you were the bad guy all along

dkc 2 diddys nigger quest

battle toads

>lmao sure jump into that hole, we'll let you join us
>shit, he actually got out alive?!

Sounds like Portal, or maybe Portal 2. I always get them mixed up.

>Hey, get back here with my woman!
>Tile flip!
>Tile flip!
>Tile flip!
>Get stars!
>Tile flip!
>Tile flip!
>Tile flip!

Rust

nope, but i get why you'd think that

Mario something

Evo

winrar

nope

>bored killing dragons
>Kill villagers instead

It's not a Mario game.