How do I get a harem to do this kind of stuff with it? Do only billionaires own harems?

I have an ass fetish so that makes sense

How did you gather that, user? That act in the OP is not gay.

I meant a peice, for each girl. And if you're constantly doing that it would get a bit expensive, wouldn't you think. Also, that's only for the facial.

I don't think that this is the kind of thing you do constantly. I really didn't think you meant this as a daily expense.
Are you retarded or something?

what's a harem

Oh you mean literally left handed.

Because he is jerking it with his left hand. And before you try to tell me that he could be using his off hand, check out that dude's fucken aim! No way is he using anything but his most dexterous hand/arm

Do you understand what a harem is? Did you even read the OP?

But what's the significance of that?