Let's here them

cheated on my gf, with a girl who was cheating as well to guarantee secrecy

I have lots of friends who are girls, and I often sniff their dirty panties while i masturbate. Haven't been caught yet.

Stop prying into my personal life, jeeeeze

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i have two dick holes

i do this weekly

minus the going home part. just leave it and walk away

I still jack off to my exs nudes that I never deleted even after my current partner found them and asked me to delete them.

I often go to cruissing areas to get smashed by old dudes, in summer i go close to a beach where people go to cruising and in winter i go to an gay xxx cinema, and i actually enjoy to be their puppet

I was at the Kroger and they were giving out donut samples. Like, one tiny cup of a donut square that was the equivalent of one bite. It was delicious, but insufficient. But when I came back, I found I was too shy to ask for another sample, so I "accidentally" tripped and fell down, right into the table, knocking it over and spilling the donut samples onto the floor. I apologized profusely, but I pocketed a couple of samples as they were helping me up. I watched them throw the samples away, and I came back later and got a couple out of the trash.

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There's this guy at school I don't like who's always pushing me when we pass in the hall. So I drew a dick on his locker.

I recently had a threesome with two sisters. They admitted they were "close" during their adolescence, but hadn't done anything for 10 years...i was the lucky guy they picked to "try somethinig new"

>Tried to steal a salad
>Make it to the front door
>"Sir! You have to pay for that!'
>Caught. Panic mode.
>I screw up my face and stutter.
>"I thought we pay outside! I pay outside!"
>Toss some change on the floor and stumble out in a series of jerky motions, before making a run for it.

I got away with it. But at what a cost.

> mid forties.
> have two late teen/early twenties boys.
> go hunting with my boys at our cabin. Great times been doing it for years.
> boys go into hick town and my oldest picks up some local slut. 8/10 cute as hell though. She comes back to cabin.
> introduces her self to me and the boys get drinks for everyone.
> oldest is flirting with her and shots are done. My youngest is flirting with her and they dance to some shitty country song she picks.
> more drinks and more dancing. More shit country music.
> girl takes off a shirt and is in a halter top bra straps showing and dancing more and more slutty.
> both boys dance with her and she is sandwiched between them grinding her ass on one and kissing the other. Switching places.
> I tell them I am going to hit the sack. Knowing what’s soon to come. They all do a final shot with me and girl gives me a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
> I head up to room and hear the festivities continuing.
> dozed off must have been a few hours, not as drunk but groggy. Head down stairs to piss (one bathroom).
> go past living room and see my boys past out on couches. No sign of girl.
> panic and think she robbed us. Look out front window and see all of our vehicles. Table by door has keys and wallets.. nothing missing. Werid, where is she.
> turn back around head to the bathroom. Flick lights on and see the girl.
> completely naked. Passed out laying on bathroom floor. Cum leaking out her pussy down her cheek (laying on side. Using balled up clothes as pillow).
> step over her to piss, look down and see her make up is all over and obviously been used up.
> shake dick and put away. Flush toilet and just look down not sure if I should leave her or what.
> she wakes up to the flush. Looks up at me blinking a lot and smiles. “Hey daddy is it your turn?”
> she starts sitting up and I hold out my hand, she takes it and pulls her self up.
Almost limit. Fucked 19 year old whore my boys used, she called me daddy the whole time.

My wife is preggers but we haven't told anyone yet because we've miscarried twice

I always just eat my jizz after cracking one out as it makes clean up faster

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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My girlfriends ass isn't thicc but I tell her it's thicc anyway

I really really want to fuck my best friend. She's not a fucking thot or a retard but is still really hot.

Same with my wife's boobs. She's super insecure about it.

I’m starting to hate coming here after years of loyal use.

Really really really wanna fuck/date my best friend

thank you so much for cheering me up

Just ask her out.

this is hot as hell

where?

I sniff panties every house I go to, it’s a quirk I guess

Best story yet, Goddamn

keep it simple man, don't potentially lose a best friend

Recently accepted im a scalie. Dunno what to do next.

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Here.

I want to build a sound proof living quarter in my basement. Then order mass quantities of mdma, acid, and meth from black market. Then go to some trailer park or country road and abducted a very young girl. I would constantly have her drugged while I made her my sex pig. Teach her to refer to me only as master or sir. Teach her that my cum was nectar and I was her god. Everything she eat or drinks has semen on it. Rape her daily. During her acid trips, I would strap her down and forced her to watch cock and cum worship hypnos. I'd keep her dumb and dependant on me. When she got old enough, id either get rid of her or depending on how much I've brainwashed her, have her recruit a new girl for me. I think about this shit constantly.

I'm working up the nerve to kill myself. I lost the two most important people in my life, and I don't want to live anymore.

First gay experience was at 23 after a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, random dude gave me a bj at a hotel party. It was awesome.

I can't wait for my daughter to start having sleepovers at our house so I can spycam her friends in the bathroom.

I have to work with an unbearable nightmare of a co-worker I'm going to call "Donna". Donna is a preachy goody-good who noticed I was fudging my time sheet and told me that was unethical. Like it's any of her business. So I sent an anonymous email to her pastor (she's always talking about her church at work, which is unconstitutional), saying that she was being unethical, fudging her numbers. She's gonna die when he comes to her in confidence.

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you're free to do that, just make sure you really want that. life is unpredictable, there was 2-3 times that last months where i just wanted to end my life and then some random shit pops up or changes that knocks me out of that desire.

I'm sorry to hear that, user. But consider this: if there were people that important to you in the past, that means you have the heart, the capacity to care. There could be important people in your future. Don't give up.

>hate life
>still in love with oneitis ex wife because no other fembot could love me.
>want to die
>can't decide between 9mm makarov or shotgun.

Don’t waste your life. If you have to die. Go kill a corrupt politician first. We will all love you for it.

Ive showered with a 8yo girl several times

Okey.. 1888 dude you time travel or something close...

green text Plz

When was the last time?

>Don’t waste your life. If you have to die. Go kill a corrupt politician first. We will all love you for it.

terrible advice.

Last weekend

Man that shit sounds kinky af why don't you do it? THough personally I'd wait till she comes of legal age to fuck like a brainwashed slut she would be.

Im probably gonna commit public suicide in class here soon enough

What class?

Nah, by that time they're already corrupt and harder to break.

You read too much hentai. Shit doesnt work like that, virgin.

Probably my European History class

Nah, was raised in redneck family. Had a bunch of aunts and uncles, they were all fucking each Other. First pussy I ever had was when I was 7 and aunt told me her needed "cleaned". Married now so I suppress the urge, but I always imagine I'm an old man with nothing to lose when I finally snap and do it.

Gotta say something clever and witty before u do it

Seeing happy people drives me crazy. I can't socialize normally with anyone anymore. I created a facade for myself to handle life and all its bullshit. As a young guy, I couldn't stand seeing beautiful women, or anyone actually happy. I worked to strive and get ahead, and now despite my multiple degrees... I'm less successful than all the people I know. I hate life every day and I want to end everything. I see a beautiful woman and I see a life unfulfilled. I see a young boy and I see a childhood that was stolen from me. Now, I'm not only a victim, I'm actually a horrible person now. I don't have emotional feeling for most people, nor do I care about most things and I now I'm a useless unfeeling thing.

I found this person on the internet that does celeb rp and I've been joining in for a while. It's a huge turn-on and i absolutely love it, especially the fact that i can take the rp in pretty much any direction i want.
I'm gonna do something food-related when there's a good prompt for it.
>pic related
>inb4 ew deviantart
ik i hate it too, but i haven't found another place that does this, so I'll deal with the shit site.

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Do you have to here them or can we just there them?

Good luck user hope you dodge the bullet again, 3 for 3!

idk half the class seems like a lite version of /pol/ so i could say something regarding Israel or fuckin Kurdistan before proceeding to scatter my brains with a .45

Bet you like Bernie and are a democrat.

On a serious note. Shock your system. Move away. Restart. Anything to feel again.

Good luck fren my mom struggled with that lots of doctors told her no chance she went on a wierd diet some chinese doctor prescribed and had my brotehr and then a sister.

Ok, here we go. I rent motel roomks so I can cut the tag off the matress. Also, I laminated my social security card. Happy now? I'm so busted.

This.

Do you or will you spy cam your daughter?

I catfish for nudes and talk to traps with it depite having a gf
Sometimes i like it but most times i feel like shit after

discord..gg/74nfGpq (Remove the extra dot)

Autistic bullying hell shitpost server with no rules. Post whatever you want!!

gore

loli/shota

cp

etc.).

I'll be killing myself in about 8-10 years. Once my doggo passes away. My ex and I rescued him one night, just him and I now. Been preparing for over 4 years now..... while I desperately look forward to it I hope I have to drag on as long as possible as it means my dog gets the longest happiest life possible.

She's 6 right now and see her often and I'm not interested in anyway, but someone else's daughter between 10-14 is what I'm waiting for.

Christ. What the fuck are you trying to say?

Retards who need punctuation. I was assuming user wanted the child. I said good luck friend. Then mentioned a personal anecdote that my mom went through something similar and was able to have 2 more children after following a diet.

I'm being forced out of my job in May. I'm mid twenties, married, have a nice house, new cars, motorcycle, and wife is a full time student. I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do. I'm fairly certain that I'm going to lose everything.

Where do you live and what industry?

>I'm trying to convince my gf to let me record her fucking and sucking me. I feel that we could make a lot of money camming, but she's very against it.

Join the sand on the beach, grain...

Florida, firefighting.

I walked in on my best friend with his daughter last weekend. He's 39, she's 20.
You know what. I wasn't surprised. I always suspected. I've thought shit was going on between them for years. Not surprised, but probably in a state of shock.
I have no idea what to do with this.

What part of Florida? 352 here. Gl user Florida can be shit finding good paying work

Wanna fuck her? Blackmail them. Otherwise nothing dont be a cunt let them have that.

Currently 813. Appreciate it, firefighting is the only skill I have. Shit looks pretty shitty rn.

Tough you should probably come clean to her and make a plan. Definetly try to live more within your means. Reach out to your networks and try to find anything.

holy shit looks like she takes it up the ass on the regular.

I was thinking about selling off the bike and one of the cars and getting something more affordable. The most important thing to me right now is funding her school and not losing the house.

i did this once at uni. took a huge shit in the bathroom in the library, then went to flush. it didn't flush and just rose and spilled over the top. since i saw it rising i quickly grabbed my bag and jacket and left quickly. there was a poor guy in the next stall getting his shoes and bag wet unexpectedly, with logs floating around. i just went to another bathroom on a different floor to wash my hands, then continued on with my day.

Yeah I don't think I need to tell anyone. Nfi if his wife knows??? I doubt she does.
As for blackmail? I dunno. I've known her since she was a kid, wouldn't feel right
His wife though, hell, I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.

Still blown away. So fucked up.

Are sharing you them?

Good man try to find something quickly and then if you can’t find anything come clean if she is a good one it’ll bring you closer.

Just pull your phone out during, hold her down and dominate her

What if you just got another dog?

Actually you can do it. In a safer and elaborate way, but it cost some effort:

Bury a transportation container somewhere 'safe', built a sort of 'security air-lock' into it (voice/palm/Iris scanner), install HVAC, soundproof it.
Your pig will never be able to escape.
Bonus points: force breed her for kinky fun, sell offspring to "Russian Business Network", they will groom it to become an obedient prostitute

i really just want to sniff and lick hot girl ass while i jerk off or she blows my dick. it's not even just a porn thing because i've eaten ass irl before. i don't give a shit about fucking

I've been coming here a while now posting as a guy because I will never show my tits

I'm also married and my husband just found out last week that I come here

Stole my sisters g-string when she was a teenager and still wrap it around my cock sometimes...

I’d fuck my wifes cousin if I could and constantly think of ways I can see her body.

Not gonna get into it now but my last ex was it for me and I royally fucked up. Been more than 4 years every day I beat myself up and think about killing myself. I love my doggo I make good money and we travel. Doing the best I can to make his life the best (he was horribly abused the first 3 months of his life). I love all animals especially dogs but after my dog Thor goes i just wanna end my pain not prolong it anymore.

>I have no idea what to do with this
They're both legal adults, nothing you can do

Except socially ostracize them.

Sorry dude, nobody wants to see a pajeet sucking cock

I walked into my parents bedroom and they saw me take.

I suppose.
Thing is I'm not certain they noticed me. I think they did, but there's a chance they didn't. I'm seeing him for drinks this Sunday, and his daughter has gone back to uni already, she was only home with them over the weekend.
I'm just gonna act like I saw nothing.

I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

Elaborate

My wife does not know but I have cheated on her with over 40 different men. I just don't feel complete without a cock up my ass.

*Saw me naked.

why wash the hands, you went that far, might as well live with your crime

was it hot

Now post your tits. Its about time you ended this deception

Im sure the telemarketers she works with would like to see it

I joined the ATF to legally shoot dogs

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

Hmmm...So he was behind that...?

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maybe you should crawl into her bed and cry
pussy ass bitch

Lol how many times have you read this already?

Is it true you glow niggers leave weapon caches in the ghetto? Wanna leave a few in Mississippi?

I am casually fucking my coworker. In a ltr

I take part in extended group-orientated edging sessions with other legitimate perverts: multicockings, tributes, nasty pornography, the lot.

Too late beta. I had a tinder chick I was chatting up, one day tell her to come over, she does. Tells me shes on jiggers, let's me touch her and stuff but won't fuck for nothing, wants money I guess. I could've fucked her silly if I was dominant but let the opportunity slip. Live and learn

I got a blowjob from my best friend's 10/10 gf. Feel bad about it but also fuckin loved it so i might go in for another go.

You’ve got 2 months to find a job. Man up

But do you think I still have a chance

Biological or step daughter?

Heavy lifting as well don’t limit yourself to one skill and be willing to try anything for a check and you’ll be fine

Bio. She's cute as all fuck too. Pocket rocket.
> Was it hot?

Um. Fuck yes. Fuck it, I'll try greentexting

> hanging out with my bud
> drinks, banter, normal 39yo boomer shit
> 10pm now pretty messy
> his daughter walks in, 'hi dad, hi uncle user, just gotta change, heading out again soon'
> my friend is shitfaced, he walks off with her, I stick with vidya
> shit, he's been gone a while, also gonna piss
> walk through house down hallway
> can hear noises from her room
> door open about a six inches, yeah that sounds suspect whatever it is
> glance in can't see anything
> just then hear him say 'faaaaaark yeaaaah'
> notice mirror on back wall, can see movement
> back of my friends black t shirt, her hand on his waist, and her head going back and forth
> i can't see dick but she's sitting on her bed blowing him
> watch for 10 seconds. Yep I'm not seeing things. This is happening
> nope the fuck out of there, walk backwards as fast and quietly as I can
> go into backyard and piss
> sudden brainwave... sneak around to the side of the house
> damn her curtains are closed
> Feel like shit for trying to keep, but hey I was drunk
> go back, sit down.
> friend comes and joins me, gets me another beer, no change in him at all.
> Uber arrives, she comes out fixing earrings says goodbye
> gives her dad a kiss
> 'Bye uncle user!'
> I have nfi what to say. Just focus on game

all of them

I spied on my friends girlfriend while she changed when i was at her house to pick her up for a party.

Daughter passed out from drinking too much. My friend begged me to see her naked. I let him...

glad you didnt get a kiss goodbye then, the old dick lips

WTF, get a new friend.

How old?

Kek. Nah haven't gotten a kiss from her in about 10 years.
Ok. I'm gonna try this on my mate. If he's fucking her there's a chance this might happen. Nah I'm joking, I couldn't do that to her.

18

I shaved my head and I wear a bandana. Tell everyone I have cancer, for sympathy.

This is certainly going to not implode

Yeah, maybe. Give her a reason to come over again. In my case, all I have to do is offer free drugs

Beat off to my sister after seeing her naked a bunch. Was hot, afterwards felt gross. Also recently thinking about doing it again.

Oh user. I hope you get better soon. You can beat this. I know you can. Hugs.

I don't do drugs mate, she's leaving in a few days to live in another town which isn't far but I really hope she doesn't put me on the spot and let everyone know in our family that I asked her out

I know it’s fucked, still can’t believe I did it. I didn’t even look. Wish I did though. I’m jealous he’s seen her perfect body.

Was after we went swimming at the local pool. She isn't shy about being nude, I'll admit she is pretty cute.

Thanks. It's a rough go, but I just give it my all and try to see each day for the gift it is. I'm not saying I'm a hero, but if other people want to say it, that's their perogative.

I cheated on my wife with another guy's wife. None of the opposing parties ever found out.

If there's anything I can do to help just ask. Don't be proud, you're not a burden on anybody. I won't ask any questions about your battle. But if you ever wanna talk about it, I'm here for you.
My auntie got melanoma, but she's all better now. Fingers crossed and I'm praying for you user.
How was she? Better? Worse? There's something about the first time you slide your dick into a friend's wife.
It's hot and guilty and shame and fucking awesome all rolled into one.

relation to you?

As someone who has walked in on a suicide attempt. I want you to go get help or at least not make your final act a wrathful and horrid act for others to have to live with. By doing that you make the so many lives so much worse. If you feel like you have no choice but to die, realize you have a choice and maybe once you realize there's a choice there won't be so much pressure to make one.

how do you find these people?

I walked in on my supposed friend groping my passed out girlfriend at my 21st party. I beat the fuck out of him on the spot.

Way better. We fucked 4hrs straight, she milked my cock and made my cum in her pussy 3 times and then we showered together. She was a squirter. Best sex I've ever had actually.

I work security, I've been acting like I broke my foot for the past month to get a small holiday and have been using a friend who works as a doctor to provide certificates to work

Stole a pair of panties from a machine in the laundry room on my floor. Jerked off into them, put them back with a creamy load. La Senza size extra small.. Cute little lacey things. Either the chick is super petite or I busted a nut into some kids underwear. Woop.

She's my niece

I'm a virgin by choice. I have had at least three unmistakable opportunities.. I'm very religious. But I cop-out and dry humped my last girlfriend, got hand-jobs from the one before her, and practice mutual oral with the friends with benefits I have now. As much a sin as premarital sex according to dogma, so I really don't know who I think I'm fooling, but I go to confession and try to find a nice Catholic girl. I know this isn't normal for a 31-year-old, and I have often questioned and self-reproached this lukewarm approach. I guess what's really notaiis that in the past three years I've found three women who have been okay with it (though the handjob one didn't even want to have intercourse).

It's about time I fessed up. I wasn't passed out. I was letting him do that. In fact it was my idea and he didn't want to. I feel like shit that you smashed him, that was kinda hot to see though.

Dude, you think and angel like you will show up at your door step and ask to marry you?

Ha, no. I do online dating and look for a woman with similar values. Even signed up for a Catholic dating site, but pickings are slim.

So blackmail him to let you have a go at his wife then.

local j/o community meets (most participants aren't gay, just really fucking adventurous and openminded), tube site uploaders, various corners of the internet (cl, discord, reddit, and more etc).

Unironically this. Come on Yea Forums this has to happen. It's only fair.

I don't know. There's just something about jacking off with a bunch of guys that just seems...kinda gay.

God will bless you in heaven. Just become a priest my friend

I guess it's kinda, but we always target our desires/beat to girls so what the fuck ever lmao.

I wanna smoke a couple of joints with my mom and then fuck her late into the night

That's interesting, and I don't say this to judge. Maybe there is something gayish about this, but I too find knowing that she turns other guys on compliments a woman's sexiness to me. It's why I find Nadia in American Pie so hot.

I guess that's one option, but I think I really do want a serious relationship and marriage. If it was simply sexual desire, I could probably beat that sin. I honestly haven't masturbated for the better part of two years. At least a year and a half.

My girlfriend doesnt know I saw her blow my roommate when I came home early and quickly left as they finished and drove around a while before coming back home.

How long ago did this happen?

My Dad got WrestleMania tickets. One for me, and my little brother. He's a big Undertaker fan. I told him that he shouldn't come because the live show was technically rated R and Dad, who we don't even get to see too often would be disappointed if he accepted. Like it was a test. So he politely declined (as politely as a disappointed, naive 10-year-old can be), and I used the extra ticket on a girl I wanted to bang.

Back in November.

i been having sex with my step daughter since she was 12 (she is 17 now) planning to run away with her as soon she turn 18 and let her crazy bitch mom for good

Run away with her? And her mom's the crazy one? How long can that relationship last, rapist?

Want to share? Have you had something similar

i don't care how long last i just wanna fuck her brains out while she let me doing it she is really well trained since i been fucking her for 5 year so far she uck my cock whenever i want and always do what i said she's tottally in love with me and i love my little sex doll

Uggh. Gross.

Don't ever make this post this. God damnit.

get it over with and kill yourself now

this

Agreed. It's as reprehensible as it is fake.

that seems WAY more embarrassing than just asking for another.

you both are just envious cause i living the dream mofos

why dont you leave? also what did you see?.... for research...

In a sense, you're right. But if I asked for another sample, then I'm in the spotlight, presenting myself as a pig who wants to violate the unspoken rule of the one sample policy. And what if I say know? I just don't think I could deal with that kind of rejection.

If they don't know that I intentionally fell into the table, however, then I'm the victim. I get sympathy and donuts.

Which fate is more embarrassing? I guess it's a matter of perspective.

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wives when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one they're not friends so it's easy to keep it from them, friend was cuck and wanted a guy to have sex with her but is shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for almost 4 years.

What do you mean?

I literally can't. I don't have any family and I dont make enough to get my own place. As I was walking upstairs I thought my roomate was just watching porn cause he didnt know I was home, then I heard her voice. The door was shut, but not all the way, like that small sliver you can see through. I felt sick and glanced and saw her on her knees basically getting face fucked and immediately got this horrible pain and rush of like anxious sick feeling? I dont know how to describe it. I still didnt want to believe it was her. The way they were facing I couldnt see her face. It was like side angle but diagonal. Then he came and when she turned I saw and immediately booked it. I've avoided intimacy with her since as well.

How old is your daughter? Have to seem her friends naked?

This is not a joke or fabrication.

I seduced a camgirl enough to make her break up with her boyfriend. I guess he got jealous of us talking so much and it put a rift between them. Shes planning on flying across the country to meet me sometime next month. Should be interesting

Straight guy here. Exchanged messages with a guy who got off on first-time cocksucking scenes. Wanted me to be his cocksucker. Then he vanished, and here I am really wanting to do it. The humiliation of being somebody's bitch totally turns me on. Should I try to find a cock to suck?

My wife has a tinder account and fucks guys half her age.

I posted this earlier
She hasn't started having sleepover just yet so none but she is going to have her first real birthday party in a couple of months with lots of kids from her class coming, kids that young don't interest me but one of the mothers of a boy in her class is super hot who I think is coming I might try and set up a toilet cam and catch a few moms if I can.

The only girls which really excite me and get me hard like wood are 15-18yo.
I am 29yo.

Is she single?

Do you get to watch?

And you haven't dumped her ass yet
Fucking cuck larpers

Assuming you're not a weird virgin making this up, you should get new friends and you should also kill yourself

posting.
From my (top) perspective? Do it~~
He sounds like a kindred spirit. If he's really all about dat life, our literal lifestyle, then he'd totally appreciate the fluff.

And same.
It can get so mindnumbing, the constant exposure that its nice to switch it up now and again, so long as you're self-aware about it.

Hang on. Let me get this straight.
Your wife blows your mate, but she has no idea you get your dick sucked at his place? And vice versa?
Did I read that right?

Either way, not sure how I feel about this. Does your mate ever watch you with his wife? Any jealousy?

U gotta be kidding right?

What does her boyfriend's son think of this?

I work at a fast food chain and put bodily fluids in attractive people's food.

I'm bored of my girlfriend.
I think sex is mediocre in general because I masturbate too much, I'm more infatuated with girls I haven't spoken a word than her but she's always there.

I've never came during sex

Also I love my parents but I tend to act ungrateful because I don't know what to say.

I'm also black/latino but most my close friends are white

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I literally explained why I haven't you fucking dipshit. I also havent fucked her since then. Im saving up right now (only have 1200) so I can dump her and move out. Also, waiting for a coworker who needs a roommate to move in april and get a place with him.

Ive had that problem with one girl too.... Its weird. I've cummed just fine and with no problem while fucking every girl Ive been with, but for some reason I could never cum with one of my ex's.

Wait, it is a lifestyle to seduce guys to become cocksuckers? Tell me more, please!

Yes that's right. His wife was a virgin when they met and he wanted to watch a guy fuck her and for her to have more experience but she agreed to just a blowjob and yes he watches every time, and I with that idea in mind I talking my wife into blowing him went he comes over. And no there's no jealousy between us at all.

Been thinking about breaking it off with my gf of two years. She's the first person I've ever had sex with, but she says she doesn't want to do it anymore because it hurts her. Been offered sex by former classmates this year and it feels like I'm missing out

I pimped out my ex girlfriend to an older guy that lived in my apartment building for cash without her knowing that he was paid me with her thinking it was just sharing.

I pissed in the water fountain once. For fun.

this one was the worst

I drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL night!

You are what's wrong with this world man and people like you honestly need to be rounded up and gassed like the scum of the planet you are

That's evil. I feel so sorry for your little brother.

Yeah, I felt bad about it too. But if it makes it less bad, I didn't even make it with they girl and we did get to meet The Undertaker and I got his autograph fir my brother.

I swipe nudes of my cousin off her phone, were similar in age. It’s not that weird right if she’s hot right? Were only male

I’ve had sex with my friends that are girls while dating my gf. They all hang out and don’t say shit but I do get nervous that something may slip out one day. Kinda hot seeing them all together knowing they all sucked me off.

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Also, I will be taking the kid to WrestleMania this year with my own money. Being generous that way does seem like an appropriate way to make it up.

Post of fuck off

My neighbor left her apple pie cooling on the window sill, unattended. The smell was beckoning me and I stole it.

Really want my girl to fuck a guy she used to mess around with

I constantly post pics of my gf online so people jizz to her

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What is this? 1955?

nice - moar, please

I doubt u fags so believe me but here:

I'm 14 (fem-user), I like to date older guys. I'm dating a 19 year old right now, he doesn't know my age. Idk why but I do this in pretty much every relationship I'm in.

Am I bad person for this anons?

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may i have ur snap? u seem to be a good person

weird ass pedo

No, here.

I'm 35, and single for the first time in 12 years. I feel like I wasted my best years and wound up with nothing to show because my bitch ex became an opiate junky. I feel crushingly lonely at times and just wanted to have a family and to be happy. I'm inching closer to closer to suicide and find myself looking at ways way more frequently than I should.

underage b8 fuck off and die

aka Things That Never Happened.

35 isnt that old user.

get on tinder Yea Forumsro ... there's plenty of fun to be had yet, from a much older fag

Thx guys. Just kind of in a fog. The world has changed a lot in 12 years... I dont even remember HOW to date and shit.

lmao heard that one before on a incest thread you fag, get a new story

Nah, i'm just posting this everyday in every incest related thread until the 19 when I confess to her

its conversation with a new woman, nothing more complex than that... you got this

I pooped on my grandmas stairs when I was little and then I blamed it on the dog. The thing was the poop was fucking huge and the dog was small.

*SUBMISSION effect *
>i have been with a lots of pornstars and some models/twitch girls
>i talked to many of them i can tell you that %80 pornstars suffered so hard in life
>they become like this becuse they got molested by an adult "father/Stepfather/grandfather/uncle/brother /half-brother"
>like this pornstar
Kagney Linn Karter
>she was molested by her uncle, grandfather, neighbor, and dad from age 5-13
>she even slept with her brother
porn star Hannah Hays molested by her Stepfather
>Dakota Skye molested by her uncle, grandfather, the fuckin brother, and the dad
>leah gotti
>Raised by a drug addicted mother, and sexually molested by her first stepfather starting at 6 years old and continuing with the next at the age of 12
>some choosing the UFC LIKE Ronda Rousey
SHE STILL HAVE SUBMISSION TO HER FATHER
>SO when you hear a crazy feminist screams i hate white men it's becuse she got raped by a member in the family

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Old fag here 50. I was an Army helo pilot straight out high school. I killed 4 people. It was awful.

go to bed natalie

I just dunked my penis head into my sister-in-law’s coffee. And i made sure it had a few drops of pre cum too. She just drank the whole thing without noticing

Do you believe in the Evil Eye?
>becoming the center of attention
ehhhh where i start { ; (
>be me
>everybody is trying to fight with me becuse of it
>a man once came to me angry saying my wife cannot stop talking about you !!?
>when i got me " 2007 Chevrolet Lumina" many people hated me for it "two fuckers one with
AUDI A8 and the other with Lexus ES"
>when i was in a movie theater in Madrid spain
i almost destroyed a couple relationship "the girl could not stop looking at me"
>Gia*********iis from Food Network is divorced becuse of me not the media story BS
>when i was at supermarket there was a Presentation platform for a contest and from all the
people he choose me first he gave me the an eye look than he made fun at me"i wasn't nice"
for some reason
>i got my Tervis 30 oz.Stainless cup and some at work just went mad about it "you know you
can just get one of these like us"!!!!?
>i hear it all the time "who the fuck he think he is"
>they keep scratching my car(new car)
>everyone want to fuck me in the ass
>some even tried to kill me
I START FIGHTING BACK and know it's even more worse thin before
>there is even a GIFT file. hear on Yea Forums for me having sex with a girl and people around me
found it the same day

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I was fucking a girl while her bf was overseas and was purposefully pumping loads in her. A couple months after the fling she told me she was pregnant and said it was 'definitely his', but I was pumping loads in her for about 3 weeks so I don't know. She told me it wasn't mine after he proposed, which makes me more suspicious. Guess I won't know for sure until the kid is born and I see it grow up a little.

That's the kind of shit that comes back to hunt you years and years later.
She will at some point when she gets older re-evaluate how she feels about this. And then it's on. You can already imagine the look in your mother's eyes when she'll tell her.

It's always on the back of our minds whenever we goon. I'm sure other arrangements vary, but at least in our circle it's generally considered good form for the least experienced / smallest dick / most beta, feminine participant to get sucking to help get everyone's rocks off. Only hard rule we have is that everyone is disease-free. Who gives a shit if something's "gay"? That's the kind of person we wouldn't want involved whatsoever anyways. We're more or less hedonists. If it feels good or leads to feeling good, do it.

No money for you.

I don't even ask for seconds. I just grab some more if I want more.
Why put in this much work?

No one will believe me anyway but who cares.

I am a longtime friend of a certain black/dark brown-haired beauty who used to be on two very popular Nickelodeon TV shows. I definitely took her virginity.

To note: She was super docile in bed, and surprisingly loud. Also she has a mole below her left nipple that almost looks like a third nipple.

I'll let you guys guess who she is but I will neither confirm nor deny any guesses.

Wish you well mate. You were doing what you had to. Don't beat yourself up over it

Sounds like a good reason to end it. I would if that happened to me. That sucks man. Sorry for you.

The evil eye

see thisam going to double Yea Forums

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Suicide is for pussies.

Ok buddy

This is fabrication. If not yours than certainly hers.

One day I was sick with flu and shit stayed home. Stayed in bed all day. Evening started feeling better. Lying there with a hard on but too weak to care or do anything with it.
She brought in some oj and a cold flannel. Sat on my bed. It was dark only hallway light on. I was on my side facing her had blankets bunched up over my dick. The way she was sitting her elbow was sort of pressing on the blankets. A couple times she moved her arm and there was definite contact with my peen. But she didn't flinch or anything so I don't think she realised. After about the third rub I was ready for action. She ended up resting her arm in a way that it right along the bottom of my dick
I moved my butt back away from her so she wouldn't have a 'holy shit, was that his boner?' moment.
When she left the room I fapped into the flannel. Threw it on the floor.
Fell asleep. Woke up later that night, the flannel and some of my dirty clothes had been picked up off the floor.
I just hope she didn't notice.

I frequently cum in my mother in laws and also my sister in laws panties, any femanons out there who have caught/ been suspicious that this has happened to you? >Pic very related

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how dare you

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Commit an act of righteous violence first seriously (if you’re asolutely bent on killing yourself)
Ideally just radically alter your life and live out some old dream

CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIIN

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same here

>Am I bad person for this anons?
yes you are
cops will caught him
>you go home with time out and he go to jail+life sex offender

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i like paladins more than overwatch

Suicide

If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit:
.gg/ZSxxyzB

ib

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dude, i'm a fucking autistic loser with no friends drinking a whisky at 1pm and I'm not even close to living like that

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same here

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's milf ex. Dumb bitch would be beyond humiliated if she knew that people know exactly what she looks like naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt. My kik is sunnymanner if interested

when i last did coke i jacked off while putting a toothbrush in my ass in the shower.

i like to tuck my dickbetween my legs and get my dick sucked from the back by my gf.

i have jacked off via chatroulettw n omegle with girls who were impressed by my dick and it gave me an ego boost.

there's alot more sexual shitty secrets but ya.

Details!
Anal?
Swallow?
Choke her?
What she look like?

My wife and I have rapidly descended into a chastity relationship.

She gets off on denying me sex and then humiliating me. She tells me to milk myself every day and if I dont she makes me go to the bathroom and watches me jack it into the toilet while verbally abusing me.

Then after I inevitably cum hard she insults me further that I liked being abused.

Im worries she will take it further and get a new cock like she threatened

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I spit in my roommates cereal

I am pretty sure that my wife has been having sex with her brothers since she was young. At least her older brother. Which I am certain is ongoing.

Just set up a hidden cam

I think only once have they fucked in my house or even while I was under the same roof. It's not a constant thing. It's like, go to Vegas with both brother in laws for a concert that she knew I'd refuse to attend, or she goes to her parents for a couple days and she inevitably stays a bit longer than expected.

How old is she?

Chug some cleaner and cut your wiener

Why do you think she does, what clues are there?

4 random digits
> THEN DUBS
>> THEN TRIPA!SA!§!
> > 6 6 22 2 :D
you should be aware that even
if 'flannel', you fucken gay..stag
was wet, she might have reckon
it was mucus, or nasal crap from
>Y OU HAVING THE FLU; BOBO

My friend of 6 years went no contact on me. Afterwards i pop'd his car tires and for about a week went to his house to try to find him outside by himself etc. He called the cops, not sure how to punish him now. Help please!

As in zero sex?
She swallow him?
She swallow you?

What do they wear when they suck?
Do they swallow?
Why don’t you fuck her?
Which is hotter?

My sister is pregnant with my child.

>If they don't know that I intentionally fell into the table, however, then I'm the victim
No, you're just the idiot who couldn't be bothered to watch where he was going. People who don't pay attention to their surroundings are generally looked down upon as being selfish and stupid.

You're a fucking cunt. He probably stopped taking to you for a reason.

I've posted my ex so much she been recognized at least twice

Reason was because i was apparently 'abusive' when i wasn't, he is the fucking cunt and needs to be punished.

Just result in public opinion of giving their freedoms away out of fear. Fight for yourself and your future generations with the support of your people by using new tactics to out jew the jew. Change can only occur when the majority recognizes the need for it, a need that out weights individual survival for the survival of the group.

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Does she know? I post mine up too and it gets me hard when l see her posted

1. Learn how to greentext.
2. Have you ever heard of Narcissism? As in the actual disorder, not the version of the word people throw around all the time.

accidentaly just triped over a fun on cheese pizza site on the interwebs

Looks like not to many know about it

Go back to the woolie hole where you belong!

Dude, if you're not trolling right now, seek help. Or kill yourself. But stop being a cunt.

I can still open her FB account after i getting it thru keylogging her pc in school

>Learn how to greentext.
fuck off it's chinese keyboard
>Have you ever heard of Narcissism?As in the actual disorder,
fuckin NPC's everything to you is a disorder even video games become a disorder to you asshols

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seek help? what for.

been fucking my friend's mom for like 8 months. pic is her

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What are you going to do about it?

Very fucking hot

more and how did it start?

>plot twist
> your friend was doing the same to your mom
it's always hit back in life

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Wew lad

She’s also right in thinking you won’t make any money.

have another pic of her somewhere but forgot where i saved it, not as good as that pic anyway.

friend moved out for college at the beginning of 2018 and I started fucking her about midway through the year. Don't really want to give too much info on how that all started. But we are still meeting up on the regular. She doesn't give af I'm friends with her son, she even jokes with me I'm looking after her and keeping her company. My dream is to fuck her while she's on the phone with him, best I've done is fondle her tits and ass while she was on the phone which annoyed her. Hopefully will get there.

new faggs

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>

We want to see the twin holed dick enigma