Halt, stop scrolling. This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers

Halt, stop scrolling. This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.

even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.

odd dubs: Soviet spy!

trips: High-ranking official, go through.

88: Standartenführer or higher.

Go through. 1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.

quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.

quints: None other but the Führer himself!

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rolling sieg heil

He will not see me
I might go through

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kameraden...

haha fuck y'all niggas

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roll

Roll

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Rollerman

Ja

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hello there

Rulll

ACHTUNG JUDEN

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Rolling

roll

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Ok.

Just passing by...

Fried rice

and not trips

have fun in auschwitz

man of mystery

kek

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american who hung these motherfuckers in nuremburg. fuck all nazis

Let me through you fucking Kraut

Here you go

I'm a jew

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

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alright my dude

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Jawhol!

How dare you question me

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Now I'm finally happy to be german.
Vielen Dank mein Kamerad!

Heil!

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discord..gg/74nfGpq (Remove the extra dot)

Server with no rules. Post whatever you want!!

gore

loli/shota

cp

etc..!

hallo

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo.
We washed ourselves in niggers blood nd all the mongrels too.
We're stomping out the zog machine, jew by jew by jew.
The white man marches on!

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Sieg Heil!

I ain't no jew

Heil

watch out. fuhrer coming though.

Nothing to see here.

perfect

This comment is trips

Rolling

I am JEw

roll

Oh fuck

Roll

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Let me through now.

Nothing to see here

Hi, I'm Anne Frank, an ordinary je- german girl, just passing through.

Rollin

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Das juden

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Hey just passing by

hh

Not a jew

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oh boy

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H

Roll

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heil

Roll

Huh? Me?

Fick Dich, du Judenschwein arschloch!
Ich bin der Führer!

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Gday cunt

Pls no train

...

what's good lads

Here you are, officer

k

danke

Well we just caught a jew and a bunch of spies... we need security here NOW!

Nice try FBI

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Rollin

HEY

Just passing through

GODDAMIT

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Roll

Guten Tag.

rolling for heil

Oh god oh fuck

STOP

WHERES THE GUARDS

Ziggy ziggy heil heil

Please meester

Roll

Hallo Friedrich.

Scheisse!!

ok

Here are my papers

Keine Juden.

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heil

1738 get

*curses in nazi*

Roll, im not a jew

rall

Sir believe the gentleman behind me is a spy

odds fap?

0 die

Ja. Not a jew, but a spy

Sieg heil

Roll

Hans, get ze luger.

here's my papers.

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Oh no, i thought you said “glass of juice” not “gass the Jews”

Ein no juden rat mein herr
I pass and go to my job in weapons factorisch

looked alright

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nice reddit tier cringe joke you fucking troglodyte.

Shit. Here's my papers. Sieg heil!

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Oy Vey Goyi- I mean, fellow Nazis!
Shalom, here are my papers guards.

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ich bin ein berliner!

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rolllllll

roll

VERFLUCHTER JUDE AN DIE WAND MIT IHM

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paper

Why not

Roll

My papers are in order, sir.

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Hail Hitler!

12 already

Sorry, 13

But your nose isnt, so please take a step back so we can exterminate you and your filthy friends

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Bow peasants!

Rollin’

rollin

Get out of my way

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hmm

Please let me through to the riches of the west!

Roll

Oy vey. There's nothing to see here, goyim. Move along please.

hail me cunts

Just passing through no need to worry

fg f

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Heil

Just your normal everyday german man

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Sieg heil

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roll ze dice

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HEIL

RAUS SCHNELL SCHNELL

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you must be a dirty soviet spy then since you have odd dubs!

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Soo...he was behind that?

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Guten tag

Sieg heil

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Well done on ratting out your fellow jews

Please let me through, good sirs.

Its me adolf just let me thru ok?

no jews here sir!

Achtung

Heil Hitler!

just a jew here lookin to die!

Guttentaag.

going thru

checked.

Heil Hitler!

Hola

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Hello my Aryan friend! Passing through.

Nein

Lets get moving.

hello i am (((hans)))

Hello officer, just delivering milk

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Roll, sirs may you please excuse me?

hiel hitler

Rollyyyyyy

...

trips are high ranking German officials, you dirty fucking jew

to Auschwitz with you

JUDEN

Nothing to see here goyim

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Smells like kosher milk. To Auschwitz with you!

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this is too cool

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Hi there

why do I give a flying fuck about a bunch of fucking losers. can't even defend your own fatherland, what a bunch of pussies. the outfits are cute, I'll give them that. looks like early chanel.

Roll

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Just going to the bakery

Roll

Sieg Heil!

roll

For the fatherland

roll

roll

Roll

Guttentag

Go

We have ways of making you talk

Roll

Guten tag offizere

Nein

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Rolando

Roll

ronaldo

Rolly Polly

aryan god

Seig heil officers

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Hello gentlemen its me
Just a regular civilian Yea Forumstard passing through

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Ja.

Heil

Nazis suck!

Ok

ü

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Roll

Let me through you dweeb

Praise Allah

I swear I am not a jew.

Roll

Heil Hitler!

Step aside, you fucking niggers

Nothing to report here, herr officer

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