Lemme hear the most fucked up thing you've done that you are proud of

I fucked someone i love and live with them, and will continue to honor our vows of marriage.

Besides that? I cut a rabits throat with a fillet knife.

you fucking monster
Fillet knives are for filleting. the flexible blade is not ideal for the job. you could have cut yourself

I threw a coin at a hobo while driving at 40 mph

Nah, worked amazing. Other fixed blade knives were too thick so it was difficult to cut out the jugular quickly

>Lemme hear the most fucked up thing you've done that you are proud of.

1. Got a guy in trouble with his family & church
> shitlib was being a dipshit on a discussion forum
> Found his real name
> dox him
> fundy wife finds he's an atheist
> clergy informed of his online blasphemy
> hehaditcoming.jpg

Stop projecting

>Attend HS in dark age before Facebook was universal
>Mean girl being a cunt to me
>She was promiscuous as hell & got knocked up
>I FB stalk her
> She married the guy who knocked her up and is now a Molly Mormon
> I message a dozen or so of her FB friends about what a slut she was in HS and how she got knocked up at 16
> My trollfile is banned soon
> She deletes her FB profile

Sweet revenge.

Sometimes I turn right at red lights without coming to a full stop.

What a beta bitch

I post shovel dog like 3 times per day.

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>What a beta bitch

Tell me how to get alpha revenge then

Soo...nice one Elon.

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Server with no rules. Post whatever you want!

gore

loli/shota

cp

etc..

>16
>kid next to me in english class was annoying
>reading some mouse book about the holocaust
>lol
>annoying kid finds it hilarious
>annoying kid is jewish
>annoying jewish kid starts nazi saluting
>lol
>whole class sees
>get idea
>told department head that he did that in class
>said he says he's jewish but he's not
>kid gets expelled
>mfw i can put my bag next to me in english

Felt a little bad right after but it was a good meme

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Surveil her husband for a month or two (or however long it takes to get an opening). Get down his habits. Who does he talk to? Does he ever go on late walks alone or with the dog? Go to the bar late at night? Get him alone. Do your best to map out CCTV in the area where you think you’ll have your best shot. Hit each of his legs 15 or 20 times with a crowbar, take his wallet too, so that it could plausibly be a robbery (not that the cops would buy it).
That’ll show her and her kid—living life with a gimp husband and daddy.

I pimped out my ex to an older guy that lived in my apartment building for cash without her knowing that he was paying me with her thinking it was just sharing.

Did she know that you knew that she was fucking another guy? How the fuck does that happen?

What do you did she know that I knew? I arranged for her to fuck him, she had kind of an older guy fantasy and I also wanted to watch her fuck another guy infront of me, she said yes to the idea what she didn't know was the arrangement on the other end that the guy was paying me for it.

This reminds me of my Jew ass digital art teacher.
>9th grade at the time
>being edgy was funny then
>friend nazi solutes
>ask if he was Jewish cause last time I remember he was and I asked why he soluted
>teacher overheard me asking the kid if he was Jewish
>teacher sends me to the office &calls me a racist on the way out the door
>after 30 or so minutes waiting in the office, I get called in
>thinking what BS this teacher pulled out of his ass cause theirs no way I’m getting in trouble for this
>turns out that penny pincher said I asked the kid if he was Jewish just because the kid had a big nose (kids nose wasn’t abnormally large, idk where he got that)
> kid comes on & explains what happened
>kid who soluted didn’t get in trouble and I got suspended for 3 days along with a 3 hour detention.
>decide I need to get back at him
>After this passed & the year was about to end, on the last day I gorilla glued some pennies on the floor
>bell rings
>leave class
>I hoped the glue had time to cure since a kid could of easily picked up the pennies because I glued them within the last 5 min of class when everyone was walking around
>later hear the teacher flipped his shit after trying to pick them up and blamed it on the next class.
>black kid sat in my seat in the next class
>teacher called him a nigger
>teacher got fired
Not really ruining his life but I fucking hated that dude and I wanted to do more.

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Thanks kindanons for bumping

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That sounds like a win fucking win.

Currently trying to get as many thotties preggy by creampieing these sloots after a party and ghosting them

A $500 win :)

Take any pics?

>Be 22
>Apprentice Tattoo Artist
>Ex GF done me dirty previous year
>She thinks we are on good terms
>She lets me tattoo her.
>I fuck it up on purpose
>She still has that shitty tattoo

She didn't like pics at all even between us but I was able to snap one while she wasn't looking.

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That’s really shitty. But that’s what this thread is all about, so I’m not complaining.

Could you see reaction in the rear view?

I’ve told people to die. (I have no clue if those people died).

That is a nice ass. Looks like it was worth the money.

thats even more beta then what he did, who would spend that much time on it?

I wish more guys were like you. I'd pay guys to plow their girls if they didn't give a fuck.

Thanks I hope you find yourself a good friend to make it happen. I knew we were going to have to break up in near future because she had finished her studies and was about to taking job offers and would probably have to move away so it wasn't a big deal for me, she was a great girl though.

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