ITT: anons poorly describe video games. Other anons guess

That one game like River City Ransom
Space Quest or some shit
Megaman

>prodigies fight intangible being

Kirby

Fuck.. this guy is right.

oh come on you can do better than that
you went in the right direction with space

>red
>lots of red
>lots of asians
>sequel was shit

this one should be hard

>u wanna girl
>have blond hair
>u r bimmy
>have a slightly darker hair
>u r jimmy
>beat the crap out

Double Dragon. cmon!

>burned books
>check the fireplace

Bruce Lee?

>jump on windmill blade

Evolva..?

>buggy game
>waifu has a needle

nope

>Clones
>Lots of white
>A weird looking tank

>Be Asian guy with goku hair
>best friend is tub of shit landwhale wearing a stupid mask
>kill shit with pipe because fuck you
>random robot fights for some reason
>weird she-male main villain thinks game is kabuki theater or some shit

Bonus points for whoever gets this one.

Skull Girls

>sells slaves for profit
>drug addict burns down entire town
>everyone's eaten by giant centipedes
>rage quit

Nope

k....
>not so famous as the name says
>bit smaller
>u shoot
>u disable rockets
>u solve puzzles
>u braek safes

something starwars?

>won a contest that he did not join
>random old man gives him a vacuum
>your brother is a painting.

>are a nigger
>oh shit prison
>nope
>now have young nigger girl
>survive zombies

>man wakes up

MGS???

METROID

>be grill
>One hand
>Gravity broken
>Blocky animals
>Expensive voices

>edgy kid has a stand in an online game

kill dinos with boomerangs and fire

Skyrim

>get harassed online by men rp'ing as lolis
>nothing makes sense and everything is laggy
>not actually a game

>family book stolen
>steals it back

Link's Awakening

Fire gates.
Gods.
Guilds.
Emperor.

>be a guy in the desert
>wait in line
>>mfw waiting in line
>>mfw mass murder is quicker

vr chat?

yeah lol

easy, telltale's walking dead

let's try this
>fuck yeah SCIENCE
>shit happens
>RUN RUN RUN OH SHIT JUMP
>find alien bro
>lasers

>Trapped in a 90s virtual reality arcade game.
>Different helmets give you different powers
>Game has over 100 levels

Red Steel

Jade empire

Battle Royale between omnipotent, immortal beings

kill thugs and steal their coins so you can buy books

Katamari

Flashback?

Luigi's Mansion

Smash bros

nope

>u play as a plumber standing on a conveyor belt

Rimworld

Bruh

Luigi's Mansion

Ye.

Catan

being a little bitch running from french fries and chicken nuggets and shit.

caught trying to cross the border simulator?

>pollute the environment: the game
>aliens don't like it

Yes

>Boomer attempts to murder weeb in forest
>Plays SAO instead
>indie game references out the ass

Any Fallout or Elder Scrolls ever made?

Wake up, Outlander

Hollow knight?

>monkeys
>”HURRY UP!”

Turok

>Join server
>"wake up"
>beat the fuck out of trees and rocks
>get shot repeatedly by an armored fag becayse you were seen
>die
>wake up
>cycle never ends.

Postal

>Fire gates
It's always Oblivion

>Wake up in lab
>Survive n shit
>if you lose your bracelet you're fucked

>Nude beach
>spawn, get shot

yes

Minecraft?

Minecraft

Mystical Ninja Goemon.

One from that series I don't remember the names or progression.

>a mouse
>a castle
>a witch

>parent had a castle
>send inbred kid to reclaim it
>send the next generation of incest freaks if they fail

>anime characters
>everyone has obscure weapon
>their names are weapon puns

castle of illusion?

Myst.

>tower rush
>11

Wolfenstein

yes

kid kameleon

actually probably more like Rust
never played the game, but sounds like it

Rust?

>steal butter from peasents and sell it for profit
>backstab nobles and rule the map
>after 600 days

Metroid. Easy one

Nope.

Moar hint: "Steam Store"

Correct

Rust

Rogue Legacy

My man.

Rust

...

Mount and Blade?

yes

> wear masks
> destroy shirt with your bro

Yes

fuck you got it

>be me
>be shota realdoll
>whenever old man isnt fucking me, hes fucking the loli verson of me
>suddenly another old ma sends his army of roombas to fuck us up
>old man who fucks me and loli realdoll gives me a gun to stop roombas
>do so with great success

Rouge Legacy

yes again

>be outdoors
>shoot people

Payday?

PUBG

Metroid baby

i knew it was you, butterlord

Army of Two

no

PUBG?

>throw jellybeans
>that's your only clue

Massive chalice.

>vacation
>framed
>clean city

Mega Man, ez but your description was funny as fuck

>Be a knight
>Must collect a certain number of gems to exit level
>3 keys

>jump
>save princess

Portal

>Godammit Todd

Yep

hexen?

Ape escape

Mario Sunshine

>the secret goal of this game is to make an inbred genetic monstrosity
>there is a subreddit dedicated to making your family tree into a family cobweb

>Cheap graphics
>eat
>kill
>be excessive
>rage quit
>pick back up in a year and no life it again

Boy and his Blob

Portal.

Fallout 76

>Dubs.
No, older.

ye, i tried to give you fags a chuckle

Super mario sunshine.
Fucking shove those sprites up your urethra you filthy hawaiian jew.

World of Warcraft?

winrar

Pac Man

WoW

funny, but no

nope

luigi

Spore

Elder Scrolls III Morrowind

>It's the 90s
>Come home, thunderstorm, family is missing. Probably eaten by demons.
>Lol jk

> Jack Black simulator

>titfuck a redhead

no, think along the lines of other sims

>Be fallout
>But also be earthbound
>Drugs are bad
that's it

>ride a bicycle
>feeling hungry
>eat at a fast food restaurant
>ends up with a robbery

What am I?

Too easy Metroid you nigger try again

Check’d dem double trips

Brutal Legend

Brutal Legend

Brütal legend

Yep

GTA:SA

LISA?

>Go inside house
>Get thrown in the basement
>Send another character inside house
>Also gets thrown and locked in the basement
>Repeat
>All characters now stuck in the basement because you suck at this game

Maniac Mansion.

oh hey i didnt even notice those

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lol that was fast. Yep

Soo...nice one Elon.

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eyyep

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Yea Forums simulator

>two friends, an elven slut, an innocent girl with big tits and an old pervert (plus possibly a loli ninja) save the world

>You never see my dad
>I adventure with 3 friends
>we kill; hippies, ufos, cups of coffee.

maniac mansion

>live in nice community
>dad fuckin dips
>everyone goes apeshit wild like the purge just happened
>leave
>find piece of shit dad and he kills himself
>kill myself in his honor

I guess that was too easy for you isn't it?

yep

Spore.

>mirrors edge
>domino's pizza

Earthbound

nope

Ninja Pizza Girl

metroid

>be me
>deadbeat dad hits me up, says hes in the middle of nowhere
>think its bullshit but whatever
>get there
>cold as fuck
>go inside abandoned mine like a fucktard to stay warm
>bunch of dogs want to eat me down there
>some faggot contacts me and almost gets me killed
>find him
>burn him like a jew
>some naked fag knocks me out and puts me in some sex dungeon
>decide to leave
>suddenly start hearing voices...
>...
>mfw danny devito talking to me in my head
>>"hey monkey, why're you so stupid"
>shrug it off
>some 9/10 brunette calls me
>>"oh user you're so handsome would you please rescue me"
>screw dad
>make my way to hottie
>find dad's corpse
>screw him anyways
>finally reach hottie
>>"just wait one minute, user, I'll be out in a sec"
>'she' finally comes out
>mfw she's a dude
>mfw catfished
>beat him to a pulp, all the while danny devito taunts me
>>"wow, monkey, you're a real fag, you know that?"
>pump myself full of chemicals
>die

>ride motorcycle
>leap of faith
>fucking minivans

Sonic the Hedgehog

is someone gonna correstly guess this?

the hint is right there : INBRED

someone answer these

red faction?

i dunno nigga, you win

>jumps out from a ship
>gun is everywhere
>get a shotgun
>shoots
>mfw it deals 8 damage
>died from a total humiliation from execution
>leaves game
>rinse and repeat

What am I?

>wife sends letter
>come see me
>fuckyeah.png
>lol jk
>it was a dog the whole time

You're a special chosen someone
Space bigger confirms thus
Plot twist, bitch is the boss
Kill everything
Maybe you're the new threat lol idk

Nope

okay the one on top was mirrors edge and the one on the bottom was dead space

Silent Hill

>be ninja
>dad dead

>Raised american
>get TP'd home
>solves an orc problem the american way

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>dork with a lightsaber
>gotta kill some dudes

>slice of life shit
>animals are your friends

Silent Hill 2 specifically

No More Heroes

ninja gaiden

mirrors edge was more white than red

Is that actually a game or your last bad acid trip?

>be me
>be alex
>brother's dead
>have nightmares about it

>Kill plebs for milk products
>Sell that shit and buy more shit
>Ransom dudes to fund legal terrorist organization

No More Heroes

takeshi's challenge

also you're autistic

Actually curious if anyone will get this. It's Indy but not terribly obscure?

yeah but red was a really central part of the game

factorio

Just Ignore Them?

manhunt?

yes

Ayy did I get your game or not??

Nah.

>i dont care anymore by phil collins: the game

>you're beef jerky
>Go kill God

gj user

nope

Super Meat Boy

Dark Souls?

Onion and Dog learn that kicks and punchs are all in the mind

wrong

Lucas Arts` "Full Throttle"

good game, a bit too short thou =(^_^)=

sly cooper

Mother 3

shenmue 3

>Pink shirt
>Greenbay Packers Helmet
Either you know it by those hints, or you don't know it at all.

>boulder punching simulator

yup!

another one, then

>help people
>they die anyway
>numero uno with fuckhuge sword will make a mess
>also, this guy is so obsessed with you he got a ton of clones ready

>traveling with dad
>dad stolen
>travel forests n' shit to find dad
>dad was pacman the whole time

commander keen
great series of games

Resident Evil 5

FF7

minecraft and/or 7 days to die, but played by someone who doesn't know how to play

Crusader Kings

hell yeah

Fuck yea.

come on reggie, i mean bowser

no (not a FF), but you're not too far off

Too easy.

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Hong kong 97 has a sequel?

>"honey I'm home"
>baby is raped and killed
>wife is raped and killed
>turns me into neo but lit on pills

>Cast spells with a musical staff
>Wear robes
>Swans

Max Payne

>err herr evil time
>grit
>camera watchin'
>all for a film
>plastic bags

splatterhouse 2011

max payne

necrodancer?

Nope.

>Jason

>necrodancer
Nope

>Janitor turned into space hero

Roger Wilco

tinder date simulator

And the games?

SPAAAAAAACE Quest.

got it.

Next one:
>cumslut in my head
>deadbeat dad calls
>"son come break me out of jail"
>kicks

Correct.

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come on boy, I see you can do better, I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now? No? Guess again!

Gone home?

curvy mmo nibbles

Heavy Rain

Gone Home... Nothing actually happens in this game... Still fucking scared me.

a robot experiments on you

Portal

Or Turing Test...

yes

yes

FF XIV ERPers on Balmung server?

>can't fucking move to the next room without a multiple choice question

>be new at game
>go to trading square to beg

>kill degenerate clones, space jews and hivemind virus
>mommy issues

>Crackhead
>sexual harassment
>Bitch wife and dog

Sounds like battletoads

Yep

I know shit my pants hard. Actually a fantastic idea for a game and ending

ARK: Survival Evolved. Easy one.

Fallout 3..?

pokemon go

get lost underground and chased through tricky mazes

Half life?

Mother? (Earthbound)

>put shit where it belongs
>fail
>pull, don't push

>why would i throw these things?
>blyat.

>some pink ass squid aliens
>NYC
>???
>profit

>orphan boy
>sister gets fuckin rekt
>your dog ded
>at the end you can choose fortune, your dog and sister or every innocent person that died throughout the game

ARK : Survival Evolved.

yessir

nope