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What human invention confuses you?

Mine would be the dishwasher, why do we need that when we have women

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On the same note, the fleshlight

Toilet paper, if god didn't want us to have shitty butt cheeks, it would clean it's self.

Nice attempt at being ultra edgy OP, but the dishwasher was invented by a woman because her servants kept breaking plates by being clumsy peasants

Exactly, we have a point

That's a decent point user, in support of this I shall no longer use it kek

The plates wouldn't have broke if she did it herself instead of the servants, what a lazy bitch

I guess on the same theme, porn. .. Though maybe it's good for ideas and as an illustrated guide for young ladies?

>wife is washing dishes
>want to fuck her
>invest machine to wash dishes
>spend more time fucking wife

nothing confusing about that OP

True user. They made it and yet there's still a sigma around porn

True user, but could just fuck wife in the kitchen

And risk getting soap in my eye? I think the fuck not

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Kek user, at which point wife says 'now you know how it feels when you get it in the eye', to which you prepare the back of your hand

you can wipe your ass with your hand you idiot. God gave you hands. God also made your nostrils the right size to fit your fingers in so you could pick your nose

take but a few minutes to fuck. wife can perform all her duties just fine. they did without any issue before dishwashers were invented.

>tfw God hates you and gave you psoriasis under your nails and in your joints so your nails are too pathetic to pick boogers and knuckles are too sore to even try

The original comment is that its confusing dishwashers were invented at all. This comment makes no sense in that context.

Hilarious and original

Wireless power share

Blow up dolls

That hoodie that zipped up the hood but had goggles on it. Never saw anyone do anything with them. Tf was the point

She is murdering that skirt!

Shoe laces, all we need is straps

The story goes she tried showing the servants how to do it without breaking anything, but ended up breaking something herself. And after that she invented this glorious invention.

why do we need other faggots when OP is already here?

The fat people carts at stores

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I am still amazed and perplexed by the development of the goat tower.

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Actually if the sperm were to get in to anyone's eye it would burrow itself inside until it makes it's way in to the brain

if its boy sperm, will it make her smarter?

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Why? It's a basic tower. If anything, be amazed at coral castle

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nothing a Floridian does is ever amazing

>It's a basic tower
IT'S A FUCKING GOAT. TOWER.


I guess that was all a long time ago.

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