What's the most bizarre thing that ever happened to you?

People here post about getting abducted by aliens, and you think a five-some never happened to anyone?

Saw demons in my room

not that it hasn't happened to anyone, just this one specific poster

Mania

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Reminds me of:
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i used to have very specific dreams then at some point as time would pass the things that i dreamt about would be reality, now i rarely remember my dreams

I had my see through penis sucked by a jellyfish once

I did blood over intent (search on YouTube) bc i thought nothing was going to happen. I lost control over myself and had a lot of hallucinations for 6 months. It was like i was out of reality. I had to take meds. I also got admitted tô the hospital. Yet i still not 100% conviced that that are gods and magics

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Maybe try writing down your dreams the moment you wake up. Over time you'll get better at recalling them.

>be user
>get invited to five-some
>user arrives
>theres 4 hung niggers waiting
>user gets raped by Tyrone and the bois

>Smelled like ass the entire time
lmao

wouldve enjoyed that more tbh

had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. please dont report me.

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would have smell like hot ass and grease with a touch of 40 oe's

Were you fully awake at the time?
Fucking disgusting. I hope you get abducted by aliens.

It could have triggered an existing mental health disorder. Did you ever experience anything bizarre before the ritual?

Iv seen deamons in my room. Was half asleep.

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I grew some weed once and the tricomes had purple in them like that , they looked like glasses of wine or something. But the weed wasn't that good.

Most likely sleep paralysis. It can freeze you in place and cause you to hallucinate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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was genuinely asked this morning if i was hiding a jar of olives

Were you? Olive jar thefts are the scum of the earth.

I was supposed to be on the train which ended up getting blown up (london train bombing) but my mother spend too much time scrapbook shopping and we missed the train. When we arrived back at the flat the TV news channels began saying how a train was just bombed and we realized that was supposed to be the train we were on. Literally scrapbook shopping saved our lives.

If you had a bad time at an orgy that’s nobodies fault but yours faggot!

thieves *

I was almost assasinated for having sex with a drug dealers daughter

i got old

pretty sure thats just murder unless one of you is a political figure

spooky

I didn't. But i regreted so much doing that, i removed the video and send others 2 written "i remove contracts done before" and "im free". My fathers took me to the church a lot of times and even to spiritualists. 2018 was the worst year of my life. I don' take meds anymore and im completely fine

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Yeah but assasinated sounds cooler

i put my wiener in the vacuum cleaner and then i felt all funny

I keep getting seizures, skin diseases and migraines with no explanation or cause found by medical experts.

I think I'm just an unstable race.

What’s your race?

Had that before matey. When it happens i can subconsciously make a high pitch whine that brings me out of it and awake. Partner goes fucking mental as i wake up the house.

On a trip from NYC to McAllen Texas by Grayhound, at every single stop a person would have a seizure, i would treat and revive the person. In one case i missed my bus because the EMT's took so long to get there, thanks Baton Rouge La.

On the way back same exact thing. Except the further north i went people were more paranoid.

At Newark station, a woman next to me had a really bad seizure, papers went flying, i was by myself until 4 state troopers showed up and i told them how to handle the her.

I know its crazy but it really happened.

You have no friends.

The 2 over videos where send before the bad stuff tho

Do you mean a different person each stop? I would suggest it's some type of mass mania, but if it happened outside the bus they probably wouldn't know about the other incidents.

Different stations rules out any chemical exposure or something like high levels of CO2. You got a real mystery on your hands there.

When i search for it on yt i only get methheads talking gibberish (no actual explanation for wtf it is supposed to be/achieve)
So do you mind explaining a bit user?

what was your intent?

I slept overnight in the wrong hotel room once. During the night, or early night I guess, I recall two people rummaging around near me and brushing against my bed. I had thought this to be my uncle and cousins, because I thought I was in the right room. When I woke up, I was alone in the room, and immediately knew it wasn't my room. I have no idea who was in that room with me or if they even noticed me in the bed. Creeps me out thinking about it more as an adult than it did back then. I didn't go back to my actual room until like 6am and my uncle was still at the outdoor pool drinking with people. I could have gone missing. Lol.

>Dated a tall, hot girl in my early 20s
>She was lots of fun to be with
>We went everywhere together
>People stared at us a lot
>I guess because of the height difference
>Eventually I noticed a problem
>She kept putting off having sex
>For a months I only got blowjobs
>Finally ask if she isn't into me
>She breaks down and confesses
>She was born with a genital deformity
>Among other things she had no opening
>Tell her it doesn't matter to me
>Things got better after that
>I'd have sex with her anally
>Sometimes I'd suck her clit
>It was huge and squirted sometimes
>Went like this for months.
>Then one night she pegged me with her clit
>She basically forced it on me
>I said no but she was stronger than me
>I let it go but she kept doing it
>I eventually ended it with her+q+
>Didn't mind her unconventional vagina
>Didn't mind there was no opening
>I didn't even mind her testicles
>But the pegging really hurt

I was driving on a trip headed to Camden New Jersey. Picking up some yayo
This was awhile ago, i don't mess with drugs no more
Anyways, Nothing uncommon about it. Normally went there about twice a month and gor 6 kilos. I would take them back to NC and bust them down and make 8. Get about 42000 per key
I paid 36k for a key
On my last trip i go to the same stop in camden a shit hole really.
As i am pulling up i see the garage open where i am supposed to do the pickup.
BANG BANG BANG alot of gun fire.
I was like Mother fucker! freaked out didn't know what to do Truck came flying out of the parking area and bolted out of there.
I got out and ran up to see and 3 guys that i normally meet where dead.
Ran back to my truck and drove non stop back to NC

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that means ur gonna die soon

I hope she/he/it murders you in your sleep.

Is this a copy pasta?

I once swam really fast through a dark tunnel, and crashed into a very soft, oval-shaped object. I found that as I collided with this object, we combined and immediately turned into a growing organism. We incubated inside of another dark place for roughly 9 months, and eventually I was born via my mother’s vagina hole.

Based, I wish to find me a woman like such. What was the name of the deformity?

one time is good enough

>one time is good enough
No, it just adds a to a bigger mystery. How the fuck was he the fastest swimmer?

Very progressive of you not to assume its gender.

At a music festival smoked something I shouldn't from someone I shouldn't and had a two day trip seeing demons and people morphing followed by a week of dying and attacks of seizures.

Gender dysphoria

>squirted
>no opening
>virgin detected
Also wtf is "her+q+"

he just missed putting a period after "her" and then a dumb emoji

Understandable have a nice day

So you think girls squirt out of their clits?

>walking along a road next to a golf course
>hear something hit the road behind me
>turn around
>golf ball heading straight for my face
>move head slightly to the left
>catch ball in left hand
>pocket ball
>keep walking

It would've broken your hand.

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The actual ball speed when it is reaching it's distance is pretty low. It also doesn't have much mass behind it so you would be fine.

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Whoever they were connected to didn't think that you did it? Obviously someone else must have known about the meeting. You're also lucky that they didn't wait for you.

I was stalked by my teacher when I was 8 years old. He would stare at me in class, massage my shoulders while he stood behind me, play with my hair. Referred to me as "his Joey" ("How's my Joey doing today?") Another student eventually said something. He played it off as though he thought I needed extra attention, but parents had me moved to another class. Then he started calling me on the phone at home. Just asking how I was doing. Telling me he missed having me in his class. I told my parents and they got him fired. Then he started driving past my house really slow at all hours. Showing up at the park I played at. That's when they called the police. It stopped after that then I saw him at my high school graduation. He was older but I have no doubt it was him. I could see him applauding when they gave me my diploma.

Was like 13 and went to summer camp where we went on a 300 mile canoe trip and both the trip leaders (in their 20s) were pedophile and would pop boners when us boys would river bathe and leave tranny porn magazines in our tent. The blond guy would watch me shit in the woods and comment on the shit's girth. He was always telling me how good I looked in my forest gear. This was the 80s when pedos ran free. Never told anyone. Also he never made it inside my boy-hole.

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yes i was very lucky, others besides me did pickups from that same place

I realized I'm not a human

He didn't pay the troll toll

What are you?

You gotta pay the troll-toll to get the boy's soul. You got to pay the troll-toll to get in.

Right? He never grabbed my dick or anything. Just the stuff I wrote. Had he stopped after they moved me out of this class I would have written it off as him just being overly friendly. But it kept going. And he had to know when I'd be alone to call me, which was scary. Parents didn't even believe me when I first told them. But his cell phone number was right there on our caller ID.

A tutor was teaching me at home, basically had to study a different language and I looked up and there was a single cloud raining only on the one tree outside in the garden. Literally a cloud 1.5 meter by 1.5meters pouring water on this one plant. I thought I was going crazy so I asked my tutor to look and she saw exactly what I saw. It didnt last very long but i still cant explain it.

Am Dennie

denny*

I went to a Christian summer camp and our pastor would make us strip naked to clean the cabin (so our clothes wouldn't get dirty). He had his hands in his pockets while he watched and you can see him rubbing his dick.

>I said no but she was stronger than me
D'kek

Same guy here, in 1980 in jr high school our male PE teacher had an office with a window facing the boy's showers and would sit behind his desk wearing mirror sunglasses and a smile and watch us boys showering. Despite being a creep he did keep the older boys from beating us up.

>Be me
>High school
>At home over the summer
>Playing some indoor golf in the living room with my dad, uncle, and little cousins
>We’ve got a couple of nice holes that go over the cat tree and under the sofa and stuff
>One of my cousins is hitting
>Everything goes bright
>Not like white, like there was literally nothing but light
>No shapes or objects or funiture or people or sounds
>Just light
>Lasts maybe 1 second
>Room comes back into focus
>All the people in the room are in different places acting like nothing happened
>Just playing golf
>My uncle and I jump back in panic
>Everyone else is looking at us like we’re crazy as we try to explain it
>We go outside literally looking for aliens or angels or something
>Neighbor is already outside looking around confused
>He yells “What the fuck was that?!”
>We have no idea
>No one else in the house experienced it
>To this day I have no idea what happened

It fucked me up. I honestly don’t know what’s real anymore.

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Just to clarify, your uncle and neighbour explained that they saw the exact thing as you or was it different for them?

Was it tingly?

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The time a hooker was basically begging me to fuck her when I only wanted her to suck my dick and give me a massage, and then she kissed me on the lips as I was leaving even when I tried to stop her.

Or the time a stripper said, "user, there are a dozen girls out there, and every one of them wants to do a show for you. You know why? Because you're the nicest guy who ever comes in here." That fucked with my head.

Or maybe the time a hooker fucked me bareback after giving me a lecture about how I shouldn't fuck hookers bareback because I don't know whether they're clean (her partner had committed suicide and she badly needed emotional support).

It was the same thing. Everything went bright and then for me and my uncle the people in the room moved. Like my dad had been by the coffee table but when the room came back he was next to the cat tree. Both of us saw the others move the same way.

My neighbor was home alone so he just experienced the flash. But he described it just like we did.

I don’t know. Whenever I try to tell this story I just feel like I’m losing my fucking mind. But if anyone else had something like this happen or knows what it could be I’d really like to hear it.

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I had a five-some with me and four Filipina hookers in my hotel room in HK with a view of Happy Valley racecourse once. It was OK, but not great.

>had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
been married over a decade, have two kids, and I haven't ever had sex for the sole purpose of procreation

lucky you didn't get arseraped, lol

I went to a gay diaper fetish Halloween party once

The 80s must have been some kind of golden age for pedos

>eighth grade
>End of school year
>Some girl invited me and 17 other people to a house party
>most our parents didn’t give a shit
>It was a good party and some Mexican girl stole a bottle of vodka
>no one other than a lesbian redhead and my gf got drunk
>someone mixed cocaine with the punch
>hardly remember anything after 2:00AM
>wake up at like 10:00AM
>literally everyone was either waking up or was still unconscious
Still a good party

Sounds like all you've figure out is you're not whatever you've been told a "human is so you're using a name as a place holder until you figure something better out..

If true then we live in a simulation.

Gas leak.

What?

Group experiences like that are very rare. It's pretty easy to come up with a rational explanation for something similar happening to one person but it's a whole different animal when it's few people at once.

I don't actually think there is a rational explanation for this at all, but you can rest safe in the knowledge that you're probably not insane because other people saw it. Maybe one day you'll figure out what it was.

Gas. Leak.

I have nightmares about it in recent years despite not being scared really at all around when it happened. I'm lucky I guess

Something was definitely up. How they fuck did they let someone design a window that looked into the showers?

>If true then we live in a simulation.
Not him. How does that explain any of it? It would be equally odd in a simulation.

in two different houses? Where only certain members of one house experience the effects?

Yes. Gas lines go under houses; it's 100% reasonable that you and your uncle huffed more gas than everyone else in that room.

It would explain why you and your uncle saw flashes at the same time. And your neighbor.

When I was a kid I went to the dentist for a filling and he gave me some kind of bubble gum scented gas that made me so loopy that I hallucinated that the he performed oral sex on me. I checked on it and it turns out that nitrous oxide (laughing gas) can do that.

Bait.

How do you know the neighbor didn't flash a spotlight on you? Maybe he was fucking with you guys

I mean, how did you know that he didn't?
Even more bait.

>implying

i'll bite
sometimes i get a much more subtle version of this. like super deja vu if that makes sense.

Thats the most likely explanation. The neighbor was outside when they went outside, and only him and his uncle saw it, so maybe the neighbor shined a really powerful spotlight on them. They are really bright, and it would only effect people facing towards the spotlight.

That’s kinda where I am at this point all of the rational things I can think of (ball lightning, mass hysteria, reflection off an airplane) don’t seem to fit and all of the irrational things are unprovable. So I’m just hoping that someday an explaination pops up.

How’s that cause a flash though? I’m not trying to argue with you or anything I genuinely want to know if it’s a possibility.

Saw my mom nakey 1nce

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Oxygen deprivation.

I’ll be home at about five or so tomorrow I wanna get a good night love ya buddy I’ll let you know when I’m home in a little while y’all can have fun I’ll let you know when I wanna was the day I got home I wanna I love ya I wanna tyya is a time of time for me some people are on the same time with my mom on the weekend so I’m going on the road tomorrow morning so I gotta was the way I got home and then I got to get back to my car so I gotta is a way to go get home I’ll be home

Also one time I jacked off on a plane and my dick was purple when i finished.

Well, I guess I don't technically know for sure. But it would have been weird if he had. He wasn't gay, his wife was the receptionist.

Yes. I'm implying that is bait. Each gas appliance has it's own valve. The chances of two houses having a leak at once is astronomically unlikely. They also don't magically shut off, so he would have noticed after the fact, and simultaneous flashes isn't a side effect of gas exposure.
That isn't likely at all. A light that powerful would have been noticed by his dad and cousins, even if they were looking the other way. You would also notice it coming through a window instead of taking the whole field of vision.

It also doesn't explain the sudden teleportation across the room and the lack of sound. Not to mention no one would do that as a prank.

i was born

It wasn’t like a directed light like a flashlight.

It was like the room flashed before my eyes and my eyes stopped working. And instead of seeing things there was just light. And for a second it felt like I wasn’t perceiving anything but that. No sound or sense of direction or anything at all then the room reset and people were in different places.

I’m sorry I know I’m doing a shitty job of explaining this but I really don’t have the vocabulary to describe it right.

Like there was nothing, but it wasn’t dark. Then everything came back.

I saw a UFO once.

My best friend was driving us both somewhere at night and we saw a red triangular object with a faint red outline making its way across the sky. Then it suddenly turned on a dime and flicked across the sky before vanishing.

I remember she actually screamed and had to pull over to calm down.

I don't believe in aliens or interdimensional lizard people, and we live near a military base so it might have been something weird they were doing out there.

I wish more interesting things had happened to me, but mine is a boring life.

Alright, schizo. See you tomorrow. Make sure you bring the pokemon cards I was asking for.

>simultaneous flashes isn't a side effect of gas exposure

>It was like the room flashed before my eyes and my eyes stopped working

I wonder what could cause this for 3 different people at the same time. Hallucinating flashing lights? Probably the post-effects of brain hypoxia.

This also it would lose a lot of kinetic energy from the bounce

Well... roughly when did it happen?

what year did this happen in?

>I wonder what could cause this for 3 different people at the same time.
Probably nothing we know about. Hypoxia isn't a good explanation because the neighbour also experienced it. At that point, it's more rational to explain that the neighbour was a crazy person who just agreed with what they said rather for him to also be having a leak.

If it was that bad, they would likely have slurred speech and everyone would have been affected.

Also any flashes of light doesn't seem to be a symptom of hypoxia. Instead it can change the way light looks.

yeah I had one experience with UFOs but it was an orb, not a craft.
>be at friends house
>went to spare room to crash
>put my phone down and after a few minutes i see something outside the window
>a low humming round ball barely bigger than a soccer ball cruises past about 2ft off the ground
>it even slightly illuminated the ground beneath it
I thought it was a light on the front of a bicycle at first by the speed and steadiness it was going
>no bike
>it goes around the house
>quickly get up and look out the bedroom door through a window facing the backyard
>sure enough it goes past

I didn't even believe in paranormal stuff at the time so I just thought nothing of it.

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Summer 2009.

There's an rational explanation for that, it's called Ball Lighting. It can also explain the Will-o'-the-wisp in folklore.

>Probably nothing we know about
You're telling me that nobody sees hallucinations when they're deprived of oxygen? Carbon monoxide is nothing we know about?

>They also don't magically shut off
Which is why someone would be recovering from brain hypoxia, if they stopped lingering in the place with higher concentrations of the leak. That requires prolonged exposure. It's not like being blasted in the face with a squirt of CO causes you to see bright lights.

That requires something more severe. Like being deprived of oxygen for a period of time. Enough to make you see stars- or, flashes of light.

Wow. Each appliance having its own valve doesn't at all discount the idea that a gas leak could occur. Look, there's a valve on this appliance. Is it working? I guess a valve just being there prevents leaks from happening. Hell, that's really the only place gas can leak from. Only from appliances. It gets there magically.

>The chances of two houses having a leak at once is astronomically unlikely
Are you sure about that? Pipes regularly burst under certain houses across America.

>flashes of light doesn't seem to be a symptom of hypoxia
Really? Bright light isn't changing the way light looks? Tell me more, doctor user. Was it aliens?

You want a reasonable explanation for why 3 people would see flashes of light at the same time? It was a gas leak. Did gas actually leak? Who knows. You know what's more reasonable than rationalizing why it could be aliens? Occam's razor: gas leak.

>be water tubing like 14 yrs old with friend
>hit big wave and go flying
>mid-air reset and we were on tube, did not feel impact
>look at each other
>wtf just happened
>few seconds later hit same wave
>same flight path when thrown

My guess is that
A)Be 14 and think weird shit

B) Time Blip, 3 second rewind, only noticed because we were in an adreniline situation

I really do appreciate that you guys are actually listening to me. Even gas leak guy. It’s hard to talk about and I appreciate that y’all are puzzling through it with me.

I’ve gotten deja vu too and it didn’t feel quite like that. But it definitely had that essence of being really disoriented and thrown off that deja vu can have.

woah neat. thank you!
I did have one other experience that sends shivers through my body and brings tears to my eyes when I think of it. pretty sure it was an inter dimensional being as it had a humanoid figure and looked like it was made of tv static. I later found out that it fits the description of an Archon but idk.

of course. there's a lot we don't know about.

I’m not totally opposed to this. I don’t know what a gas leak would do to me so I’m willing to look into it. I’ll do some research on how other people have described the effects of a gas leak and see if it matches what I experienced or if it’s at least close enough to maybe point me in a new direction.

I do feel like it might be a bit of a stretch though. I’ve been mountain climbing before and gotten altitude sickness, so the things I normally think of with hypoxia (like headache and disorientation) weren’t there. But maybe it might give me clues, so I’m willing to look at it.

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Took DMT one time. Literally left my body and watched my friends all hit the DMT from 8 feet above

>You're telling me that nobody sees hallucinations when they're deprived of oxygen?
They don't see simultaneous flashes of light. Go read up on hypoxia, it isn't a side effect.
>Carbon monoxide is nothing we know about?
I never implied that at all. Carbon monoxide poisoning is well studied, which is why this doesn't fit this situation.
> if they stopped lingering in the place with higher concentrations of the leak
It's their home, going outside for a few minutes wouldn't help if they then spent the next eight hours sleeping, which raises their exposure because [propane/CO2 usually settles near the ground. Again, you don't understand gas leaks or even furnace leaks. It won't suddenly remedy itself. Most modern appliances shut off if you left the gas on long before it could build up. Otherwise, there's a huge problem and it keeps leaking out until someone notices it. Gas is also given the smell of rotten eggs so it's clear to everyone there is a leak.
>Only from appliances. It gets there magically.
Terrible strawman.
>Are you sure about that? Pipes regularly burst under certain houses across America.
Yes. Underground gas leaks wouldn't get into two houses at the same time.
>Really? Bright light isn't changing the way light looks?
Feel free to read a study on this like I actually did. No, a complete bright overpowering light isn't the same as a subtle change in lights and colors.
>You want a reasonable explanation for why 3 people would see flashes of light at the same time? It was a gas leak.
That isn't reasonable.
>You know what's more reasonable than rationalizing why it could be aliens?
I never said it was aliens or anything else. You made the claim it was gas leak. You alone have the burden of proof.
>Occam's razor:
Here's the most likely explanation, you're an idiot and you made a post devoid of critical thought. Instead of owning up to it, you decided to double down and act like being sarcastic and insufferable means you win.

the lottery numbers I played on a wednesday came up on the following saturday. I actually cried.

That's your real father. Your fake father stole his place and your mom had the incident covered up. You were actually meant to be the heir of his fortunes, but now you'll die unhappy and alone.

Go shill your honeypot elsewhere.

Teleporting cat:
>2008 christmas at parents house.
>brought my cat because same city and gonna be there for a week.
>he sleeps with me on my bed in my old room where we used to live before moving out.
>i exit room careful to keep him in the room because parents dogs are retarded.
>close the door while keeping eye contact with the cat to make sure he doesn’t sneak out behind me.
>door closes with cat trapped in bedroom according to plan.
>go to kitchen to get breakfast.
>open cupboard where plates bowl and the vital to life coffee cups are kept.
>cat is sitting on the plates when i open it looking at me like im some kind of asshole.
>mom witnesses this.
>i wtf hard and close the cupboard.
“Mom... keep this thing closed and do bot open it for the love of god and your own life.”
“But why son? Cat needs to get off the plates!”
“Do not question it just do it! He is supposed to be in my room where i left him!”
>mom: wtf?!
>go check room.
>cat is in room.
Wtf
>Grab cat and hold tight
>Walk to kitchen.
>mom holding the cupboard shut.
Mom: “what the fuck?!”
Open cupboard slowly: no cat to be seen.
Both wtf hard at the cat.
Cat keeps his secrets because he is a fucking magic cat apparently.

That cat is actually an agent of Fate keeping an eye on you. If you do something he thinks is too vile, you'll die the next day

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

You or someone else posted that in the last thread. Why?

lol

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>Hypoxia isn't a good explanation because the neighbour also experienced it
>it's more rational to explain that the neighbor was a crazy person who just agreed with what they said rather for him to also be having a leak
Besides the fact that it makes no sense for hypoxia to just become a bad explanation because of neighbors (what?), you're back to having to explain that both the uncle and user are some kind of batshit insane, as that's the next logical step from "nothing happened and it wasn't aliens". And from there, you have to take any one convoluted road that involves one or both parties having experienced a symptom of mental illness, where the latter case of both of them seeing the same thing and being able to explain exactly the same thing, assuming the reliability of OP as a narrator, causes the level of convolution to skyrocket.

>they would likely have slurred speech and everyone would have been affected
Really? They'd of had to have been all nearly incapacitated? They'd all have to suffer brain damage on that level, because that's the only result of brain hypoxia, and every single case of brain hypoxia consists of several hours or more of immediate deprivation of oxygen? All this? Are you telling me tiny quantities of CO present in the environment, daily, can cause you to go into a coma?

Because that's what it sounds like.

As a matter of fact, seizures and loss of consciousness come with a lack of oxygen. Consider that. People moved around the room? It's more likely user was briefly unconscious for a second or two. And keep in mind that uncle and user could've been unfortunate enough to be the few people hanging out around the leak long enough to suffer from the poisoning. It's not like every inch of the wall was venting gas. Typically, leaks don't span the entire house. Sometimes they're outside.

>Go read up on hypoxia
>it isn't a side effect
I wasn't aware that you could only experience a symptom caused by something more ubiquitous than the diagnosis. Are you shaking violently? It's not sepsis. It's not hypothermia. You just have a fever. There's no way it could be sepsis or hypothermia.

>I never implied that at all
It was said to be a gas leak. In response to a facetious quip regarding the implausibility of it being anything else, you said, it was probably nothing we know about. You didn't need to explicitly say that we don't know about carbon monoxide, it goes with saying that nothing we know about could cause relatively simultaneous hallucinations. So, yeah, carbon monoxide poisoning is well studied. And since you're not the one studying it, you're working under the assumption that human beings can only experience one form of symptom at a time, and there is no conceivable way that multiple symtopms can be caused or manifest as a result of the environmental factors, because you don't see it explicitly stated in whatever sources you're googling.

Fun fact. Oxygen deprivation is highly likely to cause dysfunction in sensory data, including total loss of consciousness. Do you know what can do that? Connect the dots.

>going outside for a few minutes wouldn't help if they then spent the next eight hours sleeping
Are they sleeping on the basement floor? I think they're sleeping on the basement floor.

>It won't suddenly remedy itself
Who is saying it remedied itself? The gas leak just stopped happening? Who said that?

>Most modern appliances shut off if you left the gas on long before it could build up
>Terrible strawman
It's totally coming from an appliance. Hey, no, wait. That's a strawman. Oh, but let's talk about modern appliances. That's relevant. Because that's where the gas leak is coming from. But it's a strawman.

>Gas is also given the smell of rotten eggs so it's clear to everyone there is a leak
There are people who ignore black mold. You're really optimistic about how perfect in practice real people are.

>Feel free to read a study on this like I actually did
Feel free to assume no one else but you, dear doctor user, has any previous experience or knowledge on what happens to a brain when it isn't getting oxygen.
>a complete bright overpowering light isn't the same as a subtle change in lights and colors
No shit?

>That isn't reasonable
But there being no possible explanation for something that happened in a phenomenal world, is. I don't know what it was, but it happened!

>I never said it was aliens or anything else
user went that route. That's why I said it. I did make the claim that it was a gas leak. Do you know who also shares the burden of proof? user. Because they're alleging this all happened, it's their testimony.

>you're an idiot and you made a post devoid of critical thought
Here's a critical assessment: get thicker skin. I can call you retarded, and guess what? That really shouldn't get in the way of you making sense. I'm going to call you stupid, because maybe you're being stupid. I'm owning everything I'm doing here. What "wins" isn't sarcasm or being barbarous. It's the fact that I'm not literally pulling things out of my ass.

Shit. There might be something to this Theory.

Jesus Christ. I think you suffered brain damage from hypoxia and you think anyone is going to read your 6000 words of bullshit defending your absurd completely invented claim.

I don't know why you think trying to drown someone in an incoherent shitpost is a good idea, but I want you to know you deserved to get bullied in school for being an autistic mouth breather. If you reformat this, I'll read it.

>1978 word reply accusing lack of critical thought
>6000+ word reply employing the kind of critical thought and process that comes with dissecting a 1978 word reply

>response is to cry about length of replies and dismiss all things as void without reading them

tl;dr
>mad

They make them soft these days.

I shouldn't have even used your numbers. Turns out it was something like ~5089 words.

Had to take care of a girl for 7 hours that was on 6 xans so that was annoying but tame af

it's from the frost you dit, take better care of your babies.

He being an homosex, obviously

>6000+ word reply employing the kind of critical thought and process that comes with dissecting a 1978 word reply
>critical thought and process
>'It's _________ because I said so, despite it not fitting any of the given facts. Cue "5089" words of creating strawmen and ignoring anything else, while adding in sarcastic filler questions in hopes that the person doesn't bother responding. You must prove my claim wrong and I'm not going to provide any evidence! Ignore that I clearly don't even understand something as simple as a gas leak and have no functional experience with it or hypoxia.

>response is to cry about length of replies and dismiss all things as void without reading them
Naturally. I already refuted any coherent point you had and I'm not going to waste my time beating your dead horse argument. I've been more than fair in offering you a chance to write something of better quality.
>I shouldn't have even used your numbers. Turns out it was something like ~5089 words.
You just failed the autism test.

If this is true this is some really bizarre shit
>pic very related

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I used to thonk aliens controlled my masturbation habits when i was really young, like the truman show, mind you this was in the mid to late 80's waaay b4 the movie came out.

Like they would bet on if I would masturbate or not that day..

>when the rapture hits

Getting ass fucked by 3 older guys in a cruising spot at night and being creampied

>Thursday, March 7th, 2019
>Approximately 6:30 PM
>Be me
>Walk up to ticket booth inside the cinema
>"Hi, yes, one for Captain Marvel at 7:00"
>Dude behind the counter has a horrified look on his face
>"Uh, unfortunately I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, sir"
>wut.jpg
>"I'm sorry? I haven't done anything wrong?"
>"Sorry sir, we're, uh"
>He leans in really close and whispers
>"We're not supposed to let any guys in"
>"What do you mean? I just wanna see the new Marvel movie"
>"Yeah, man, #metoo"
>I look around
>Every visible employee is male, females are nowhere to be found
>"All the women in the area are in the theater, watching this fucking movie on repeat"
>"So what, I can't see this movie just because of my gender? That's bullshit!"
>"Sir, not so loud, they'll hear us!"
>I feel the earth beneath my feet rumbling
>Ungodly screech comes from inside the theater
>Theater doors slam open, tons of women topple into the lobby
>They're all screaming about how amazing the movie was
>They start looting the concession stands, candy machines, etc.
>I think I saw one of the male employees getting trampled, ground to a bloody pulp
>Another one is in the corner putting a wig on and applying lip gloss
>Horde of women stop dead in their tracks and stare at him, ready to attack
>"What are you looking at? I'm trans!"
>The pack lets out a mighty roar
>"WE ACCEPT HER! ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE!"
>They all flood back into the theater to watch Captain Marvel for the fifth time in a row
>Cashier looks back at me like he's just seen God
>"Isn't it beautiful?"
>After a bit, I finally cum and take my dick out of him
>"On second thought, I think I'll go watch Alita again"

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a complete stranger once handed me an envelope containing £400

I like to use my keyboard on my lap when I'm at my desk, so one day I was thinking about something, staring at the roof, all of a sudden something round and dense began to roll on the desk, I heard it, then it fell onto my keyboard, I felt the kinetic energy and the clack from the impact, this all happened in my peripheral.
I do not own any round dense objects like this, and nothing on my desk is capable of rolling, I searched for this object but came up empty, I've never had any round objects capable of such smooth movement and of that density, it was like a ball bearing, am I insane?

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Finding this
ebay.us/T1R5UY?cmpnId=5338273189

That's the like people in Runescape who give money to the new players who clearly don't know what they are doing. You must have looked like you needed it.

>>'It's _________ because I said so, despite it not fitting any of the given facts
Is that how you see it? What I said isn't impossible, because everything I've said takes whatever facts are present into consideration. I was definitely working to make a very particular, plausible scenario. Don't you remember what you told me? My claim is my claim. Right? So why did it suddenly become the case that it can't be because I said so? I said something about my claim. What I said is so. What I said is so, not only because I'm saying what it is, but because what I'm saying doesn't draw from the ether of my asshole. Everything I've said about seeing flashes, for example, draws from all the real data and working implications of things that deal with seeing flashes, and neurology. Unless you want to tell me that logical inferences from real data aren't allowed, because they're not explicitly stated on the entry-level sources available to someone who can't take the time to read through ~5089 words.

>while adding in sarcastic filler questions in hopes that the person doesn't bother responding
Do you really think this is what's happening? Because that's spectacular.

Spectacularly retarded.

>You must prove my claim wrong
You don't have to. You might want to if you want to go that route. But you don't have to. I know I'm not saying bullshit... that's pretty much it.
>I'm not going to provide any evidence
I... you asked me for evidence? You were the one reading those studies... figured you'd be the one to start linking the evideonce so I could go down the rabbit hole and demonstrate comorbidity.

>Ignore that I clearly don't even understand something as simple as a gas leak and have no functional experience with it or hypoxia
Kek'd at this one. How buttmad do you have to be about something as trivial as this? I'm not allowed to point out some really retarded shit? Because I'm going to.

Not him but who the fuck just goes about his day having an envelope filled with 400£ just to give to some random fuck on the streets?
People are incredibly greedy so i highly doubt it
Besides, why not a hobo in need or charity?

>You just failed the autism test
I have bad news. You were "autistic enough" to paraphrase/mock my reply. If I'm failing the test because I can see the counter at the bottom of the reply box, you're definitely failing it for sifting through that wall of text.

Having trouble selling your item, mountainrocks?

Posted it yesterday but gonna repost it anyways
>be me
>2017
>renting room somewhere
>one night as i was about to drift to sleep, i randomly see a glowing pea sized golden orb appear at the end of the room and moving slightly in a diagonal manner before disappearing
Kept me awake and on my toes for a couple of hours
>couple of months later, move far away to rent a room somewhere else
>one night i’m laying in bed in complete darkness just ruminating bad thoughts
>fucking same pea sized glowing golden orb appears right above me and trails off into nothingness
I definitely didn’t hallucinate this and i still can’t figure out wtf it was

> I can see the counter at the bottom of the reply box, you're definitely failing it for sifting through that wall of text.
What the fuck are you talking about? You already made the posts before you counted them. You didn't notice the number while making the wall of text, forgot about it, and then remembered it again.

Still waiting on you to make a summary proving your claim. I'll settle for any evidence that supports simultaneous flashes of light, complete loss of sound, and fucking teleportation from a gas leak that somehow spanned two different houses...

A few egotistical rich people would something like that. They're the same people who go into restaurants, order a glass of water, and leave a $1,000 tip. Charity is too impersonal for them and they understand the homeless will just spend it on drugs.

Got raped while on shrooms

Fair enough

>I definitely didn’t hallucinate this and i still can’t figure out wtf it was
I don't mean to offend you, but how do you know you didn't hallucinate it? It's a fairly close match to common sleep paralysis.

I wasn’t asleep first time, i was drifting to sleep
Second time i was fully awake and staring at the ceiling in total dark immersed in my thoughts and it just materialized

My brain definitely didn’t pull a fast one on me

Total darkness*

big if true
either wer in a simulation or aliens did some mind control shit

>not enjoying fucking in a room filled with man ass smell and sounds of male orgasm
>other people are the faggots
Ok litteral faggot. Get honest with yourself and and suck a cock.

It can happen while you're drifting off to sleep and I've experienced it this way. The second situation is more odd but you can materialize similar spots of light in darkness. I used to do this as a kid and I thought they were fairies visiting me. After a certain age, I just stopped seeing them. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
We're going to need the full story.

birth

>You already made the posts before you counted them
And so I counted them after the fact. Impossible, right? Totally impossible. Couldn't happen. I'm talking out of my ass, there's no way. There is literally no way for anyone to do this. I'm a big meanie doo-doo head.

>You didn't notice the number while making the wall of text
I noticed that I hit the 2000 limit, hence why I typed the entire thing out and then posted it in series. At that point, I hadn't thought of actually checking to see if you'd actually counted my total word count, because I was assuming that you'd been so emotionally rustled that you'd actually count. Then I bothered to count, because any normal human being with a brain could check. It turned out you were just making assumptions, so I felt free to be an ass about it. That's why it's a separate post. It was something I didn't even really care about, and had no reason to mention until you brought it up.

I bet your idealization of what happened suits you better, though. Considering you're absolutely upset about someone calling you retarded.

One time on my way home from work I was feeling generous, and I gave a few street hookers enough each to take the night off, and just walked off. Looked back over my shoulder at how excited they were getting.

Hotel Carter in NY?
youtu.be/0zLL-NeiZKE

>Still waiting on you to make a summary proving your claim
Why would I need to do that? Do I need to do that? I'm pretty sure you're not interested in what I have to say, as you've got your heart on the keyboard anyways.

>I'll settle for any evidence that supports simultaneous flashes of light, complete loss of sound, and fucking teleportation from a gas leak that somehow spanned two different houses
Altered brain states from lack of oxygen accompanied by a brief seizure, the effects of post-hypoxia stemming from limited, mild brain hypoxia gone unnoticed. No gas leak spanned two different houses. All parties were likely present or exposed to the gas leak from a single source in the recent past for a moderate amount of time. Evidently, of the entire family, only user and uncle were exposed enough to obtain poisoning that would result in a short period of their brains being deprived of oxygen, and also result in them bouncing around in the near future before suddenly seeing flashes, and losing sense of the world and time. "Teleportation" would be explained by literally not being conscious for a brief moment.

Want to read through about 14 different papers on seizures and concussions? Before you say the concussions aren't relevant, you have to understand that we're building bridges here. It's about the relationship between the states of consciousness, unconsciousness, and how the brain processes sensory data. Specifically, how one can see hallucinations. Then we can move on to hypoxia, and come back around to linking seeing flashes with low oxygen levels and altered brain states due to lowered oxygen levels. As you so eagerly mentioned, hallucinations can occur during hypoxia. But, you only went with minor hallucinations. For lack of oxygen to the brain. The organ responsible for your entire sense of being and bodily operation. You really missed the entire list of potential complications that come with losing oxygen to the brain for even a "short" amount of time.

Spoiler: I was probably very reasonable about my conclusions.

walked out on my porch one night in the winter months and looked up to see what my dog kept putting its hair up at and saw a translucent jelly fish type mantaray thing gliding about 8 ft above my head the size of my dog

weirdest shit ive ever seen. it disappeared on the back side of my house and i went back inside thinking I was going nuts. dont smoke. dont drink. dont do drugs. wasnt sleep deprived.

sleep paralysis where several beings were in my house and trying to hold me down and abduct me. i could hear my dog going nuts. when I eventually could see again my dog was growing and snarling in the corner of our room near my bed.

Get that sleep apralysis a lot though and lucid dreams about events that dont seem to have happened yet. i feel wind, smell things, textures, sand on my feet, asphalt etc that is all preceded by intense deafening tinnitus and a white light, whiter than white.

I dunno man, that doesn’t really resonate with me
In order for sleep paralysis to happen you have to wake up from sleep first
1st time it happened, my eyes were starting to shut on its own then i saw it, which gave me a sudden surge of adrenaline that kept me awake
2nd time.. i was literally sucked into my head ruminating negative shit as i was in a really bad period and it just fucking happened
I didn’t consciously make that happen, i was so pissed off and immersed in my thoughts
I don’t understand how i “could” have made that happen

>And so I counted them after the fact.
Yes you did, yet you wrote it in a way flippantly trying to suggest otherwise. Fairly typical of your style.
> assuming that you'd been so emotionally rustled that you'd actually count
No, I just understand that the post limit is 2000 words and they all looked to be the same size, hence the 6000. I'm not angry at all. I understand that if you're insecure enough to write your walls of text defending your invented claim, you probably agree with what I think of you in times of lesser delusions.
>I bet your idealization of what happened suits you better, though
I haven't made any idealization of what happened. I simply assumed that he was a reliable narrator rather than following the simplest explanation that this is completely made up. Otherwise, you may as well not read the thread.
>about someone calling you retarded.
I honestly didn't notice that you did. Must have skimmed over it.
That's literally how debate works. You made a claim, your provide evidence. It's called the burden of proof.

I've skimmed your recent wall of text and I still see zero evidence supporting your claim, just word salad and terrible baseless assumptions. I guess I'll keep waiting.

What the fuck...

I was partially castrated by my 10 pound Italian greyhound jumping on my lap a week ago.

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DUDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

electric current. Big enough to stimulate the optic nerve but only effecting those grounded enough to pass through. People were in different places because you couldn't see them while you were blinded. That's why everything was white when it happened for you and your uncle and neighbor and no one else experienced it.

I developed the ability to regenerate, audio cool the space around me, televise a reasonable approach and describe the events of life to my body as a sort of quick little whatitdoody

Three dubs in a row

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This server: discord..gg/74nfGpq (Remove the extra dot)

Autistic bullying hell shitpost server with no rules. Post whatever you want!!

gore

loli/shota

cp

etc..

Very close encounter with UFO, can't say it was aliens.

Me eyes start to water anytime I see something that reminds me of it, no idea why.

No memories of anything bad happening.

>n order for sleep paralysis to happen you have to wake up from sleep first
As I said, it can happen while you are falling asleep. What makes it less likely to be sleep paralysis is if you were able to move the whole time. Usually you'll get a surge of adrenaline with it and can spend minutes frozen in fear.
>I didn’t consciously make that happen, i was so pissed off and immersed in my thoughts
I meant subconsciously. Staring into the darkness can produce all types of imagery.

I just wanted to propose a rational explanation. One of the things people experienced with drugs tend to share in common is that we're skeptical of similar events because we have hallucinated before and it felt real. What your describing seems to be similar to a visual you would get while under the influence of something. Certain states of mind can cause this naturally.

Is that even possible?

yep. I've wondered if I'm actually crazy.

when I was a kid I had this shadow that would watch me and kind of..float(?) around my parents house. I would leave the doors open when I used the bathroom so I could look at him. I felt safe like he was watching out for the boogeyman for me. Completely dark shadow figure with a hat like mobsters wore in those old timey movies. I googled this and a lot of people claim these shadowy figured are "watchers" and some other bs I dont believe.

had a dream once where I was in my parents basement and there was a wall of glass. it was pitch dark outside and when I got face to face with the glass I heard a deafening, evil sounding deep voice scream at me "what are you looking at" I woke up and pissed myself and didnt sleep for two days. I'd stay up looking at my fish all night.

I also have video of 5 red orbs flying around my house in HD that I took on the off chance I wasn't crazy. never posted it anywhere or anything though.

very good possibility that I'm crazy.

I’ve done shrooms and seen some shit
Also did acid
This was nothing like it
Also, still not buying it

>Yes you did
Yes, I counted them? Yes, I counted them. After the fact.

That's a minute and change of difference between post times. That's not posting in succession, that's "oh, he's just mad".

That's posting in succession. I'd of had to have counted before I finished typing all of that.

Right? Or, was it aliens?

>I just understand that the post limit is 2000 words and they all looked to be the same size
Ergo, an assumption. Because you eyeballed each post and decided that 2000 was a reasonable range of words for each post, seeing as how 2000 is the limit. And that's reasonable. But, it's still an assumption, and evidently incorrect, because, hey, it was ~5089.
>I'm not angry at all
Oh, you're not angry, you're so
not angry. That's what calm people do. They care about
people being sarcastic as if it were the end of the world. How dare anyone be sarcastic! Us calm people hate that! Uh, I mean...

>I understand that if you're insecure enough to write your walls of text defending your invented claim
You are absolutely upset about all of this. What level-headed person gives this reply? YER INVENTED CLAIM.

Yeah? It's an explanation for hearsay from user. Duh. Duh?

>you probably agree with what I think of you in times of lesser delusions
... boy, you're mad.

>I haven't made any idealization of what happened
Please see
but also
>you're insecure enough
while I call you retarded and accuse you of having thin skin while having a sensible chuckle.

>I simply assumed that he was a reliable narrator
So, then, what I said about the convolution from the further assumptions you made were correct. Because you are taking him to be a reliable narrator, so neither of us can start from any other more reasonable point of origin for this entire situation than what OP said happened. And it's a fact if we're taking him to be a reliable narrator, as in, he did experience this, and what he says about the accounts from the other parties is also valid and should be taken at face value. Therefore, hey, it's already outlandish for something normally applied to one person, to apply to 3 people simultaneously, don't you think? It's more reasonable for something that can be applied to large swaths of people, to be applied to 3 people. That works better.

>rather than following the simplest explanation that this is completely made up
... yeah, you're retarded. Remember when you suggested that you reasoned the neighbor could be crazy? Totally made up. Wait... what was the point of this again? Was it to hand out suggestions or explanations for what happened, and then someone started mentioning more reasonable explanations? You don't say.

>Otherwise, you may as well not read the thread
Uh, yeah. If you're going to do all that immediately above this, don't read the thread I guess. It'd be really counter-productive to simultaneously try to consider a reasonable explanations while discounting the most simple explanation... which would have less moving parts and likely be more reasonable than something more cockamamie.

>Must have skimmed over it
Hahaha, no! You were so mad about that. Sarcasm and all that. I said so, remember? Kek.

>That's literally how debate works
Do you remember when you did that thing? I remember when you did that thing. It was funny. Remember that thing?
This thing? Oh yeah. That's debate.

In reality, that's just petulant quarreling. Lalalalala, I can't hear you, that stuff.

>just word salad
If that's word salad, your reply is also word salad.
>terrible baseless assumptions
Debate! It's debate! I have found debate!
>I guess I'll keep waiting
What if I just kept the information myself, remained better for it, and left you in the dark, waiting for nothing? That'd be funny.

Post it.

Call it gatekeeping, but you haven't done enough if you haven't had very vivid hallucinations that felt real. Why is a floating pea sized orb so otherworldly to you?

I consumed 14 mdma pressed pills when I was 22. Stuck a couple in my ass an snorted some.

dude i’ve done a shit ton of shrooms
Most i did in one sitting was 8Gs and i went thru roughly 10Gs of weed while tripping balls deep innawoods
Acid, i first started last year since i’ve never been able to find any prior to that and did it overall 5 times last year

The reason why it fucks with me is because i was completely conscious and i fucking saw it
Not seeing something outta the corner of your eyes, literally fuckin seeing it
I know my body and can tell reality from fiction but this was fucking weird

Not to mention that both times i saw it, it was that same fucking size and color
Just roughly 2-3 months apart each other
It never happened since then

Here, let me tease you.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK2511/
>Complex partial seizures impair consciousness and occur in all age groups. Typically, staring is accompanied by impaired responsiveness, cognitive function, and recall, although some degree of responsiveness may be preserved (e.g., orienting toward a stimulus). Automatic movements (automatisms) are common and involve the mouth (e.g., lip smacking, chewing, swallowing), upper extremities (e.g., fumbling, picking), vocalization/verbalization (e.g., grunts, repeating a phrase), or complex acts (e.g., shuffling cards). More dramatic automatisms occasionally occur (e.g., screaming, running, disrobing, pelvic thrusting). Complex partial seizures usually last from 15 seconds to 3 minutes. After the seizure, postictal confusion is common, usually lasting less than 15 minutes, although other symptoms, such as fatigue, may persist for hours.

Now, why would that be important?

I’m a fan of this new pasta

>Yes, I counted them? Yes, I counted them. After the fact.
Yes you did. Yes, you're ignoring what I said while repeating yourself and posing questions.
>That's a minute and change of difference between post times
What is your point? I never suggested you didn't write it all at once.
>Right? Or, was it aliens?
Again, I never made any claims regarding what caused it. It was clearly something that cannot be easily rationally explained, if taken at face value.
>Ergo, an assumption.
AKTUALLY, IT WAS 5089 AND NOT 6000 WORDS LIKE U SUGGESTED. GOT 'EM.
>not angry. That's what calm people do. They care about
A calm person wouldn't refuse to read your wall of text unless you refined it into something on topic and coherent?
>people being sarcastic as if it were the end of the world.
It's not a big deal, it's just further proof that you got caught trying to defend your stupid claim and decided to double down on it rather than rationally defend it.
> What level-headed person gives this reply
I do. I'm not angry at you because you haven't said anything that insulting. Your autism doesn't allow for that. You're like a kid calling someone a big dummy dumb head, it doesn't promote that reaction. I'm mildly annoyed maybe, but you've done a good job bumping my thread.

I'm not going to read your other 4000 words. You can get me a real word count though.
At no point in that study does it suggest anything like he described. If you're going to cite studies you clearly haven't even read, please make sure they are on topic.

I dont want to be identified. guess I shouldnt have said anything about the orbs but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. might post it from my cloud one day, probably wont though unless I could do it 100% anonymously with the audio removed.

forget I mentioned that.

>I know my body and can tell reality from fiction but this was fucking weird
It's a cliche quote but:
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."

So much autism

I was sitting after a long walk with my sweet hunnie then I was listening to this dood tell me all about how ts sacred ground n shieeet. So I normally dont say anything but story was getting really long and I kept thinking about them titties and what I could get away with you know, she only wearing this pink ass get up like some tito hotel secretary, gotta be honest been looking her ass over for awhile now. So this old dood he is gumming it up big time and I am just like DAMN man lemme get a sandwich real quick, I come back 5 minutes later my lady is all cut up and shit look like a sword stabbed her from behind dood like what the fuck. So I dunno what I am supposed to do I just pull my pants up and straighten my dick out, tell my bitch look see ya later. I didnt tell nobody but they all was like, yo didnt you have a girlfriend or some shit. Shit was weird I just shrugged it off at the old folks home for the rest of my summer. Still bothers me tho.

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Bto I'm from Brownsville, Texas. I have no input in this but it's so nice to find someone talking about the valley.

True story, once when I was 19 I took a shit around midnight at my gfs house. She was in bed reading or something. I sleep naked and when I climbed back into bed I noticed I smeared shit on the comforter. She looks up and is like "what the fuck? Is that shit??" and I was like what the fuck how did that happen. So then I had to wash the comforter and it was very embarrassing.
To this day I have no idea how the shit got there. I have always wiped very carefully and cleanly. Nothing like that ever happened again either.

>Be 16 in St Louis ( the white part ) Sr. in High school.
>Made friends with 14yr old freshman that I met on the bus.
>Blonde, Blue eyes, nice tits & ass, about 110 lbs.
>Spent about 2 weeks talking with her.
>1st time she comes over to my place after school.
>We start making out, and since she's wearing a cheerleader skirt I've got my fingers deep inside in a few min. She's real wet, Dripping I mean.
>Pussy lips all pouted out. Panties completly soaked. I figure this is it !
>She's on the bed next to me both still fully clothed.
>I slide up on top of her and get my dick in past her panties.
>I only get a few full strokes in before she breaks down, real full sob type crying.
>Looks like its all over. I pull out and put everything back in order.
>She finally calms down enough to tell me she's crying because it feels so good.
>Turns out her step father has been fucking her since she was 12.
>She really likes it with someone she chose to have sex with.
>Fucked her non-stop for about 6 months.
>Got tired of her ( she was pretty loose ).
>Turned her over to one of my buds.
>True shit.
>It got even stranger than it sounds.
>She told her mom about "us".
>About a week later her mom is waiting at the bus stop for us.
>Drives us to my house but won't let her daughter out there.
>She gave me a long talk about why I should keep quiet about any "family problems" that are none of my concern.
>As far as I know the step dad never did stop fucking her.
>If I had played my cards right I might have been able to fuck the mom too.
>To a 16 yr old she was more than doable.
>A 6/10 at least.
>But I was happy just to keep fuckin the daughter.
>She tells me her mom says I should stop doing anal with her, as her ass is getting slack . . .
>She knew how to do everything.
>Her dad always finished in her ass even though she was on the pill " to control her periods".
>Her Dr. had to know she was getting totally fucked in every hole.

I stuck one of those up my arse

youtu.be/d0nibtDW0P0

Fairly easy as most trichomes are smaller than a grain of sand. I'm definitely not impressed.

>At no point in that study does it suggest anything like he described.
Uh oh. It seems you're still retarded. Alternatively, like I'd said, you don't want to care about what comes next, so I made the right choice in not really wasting my time typing all that pertinent and on-topic shit what you wouldn't read. As it turns out, you can't link the importance of that greentext paragraph with anything I said, and completely missed the part about those particular seizures being the kind that rob you of your awareness of the world, from anywhere from 15 seconds, to 3 whole minutes. The family could move around the room in 15 seconds, let alone 3 whole minutes, if they're playing indoor golf. Right?

>you're ignoring what I said while repeating yourself and posing questions
Probably because what you're saying is pretty retarded... but I don't think I ignored what you said if I said yes, you know. That tends to be an affirmation that I read what you said and agree with it. Like, yes, I agree, you agree that I did count them.

After the fact. I mean, I even included the backlink to the post with a means of corroborating the not-imaginary turn of events. It's not like the post you replied to, containing the aforementioned
>5089
didn't exist. It's there. That came a minute after I was posting things in seconds, right? What would take me 40 or so seconds to do?

>I never made any claims regarding what caused it
It's a joke, because you were upset the first time I said that it could be aliens. Because user definitely said they were checking to see if it was aliens or some shit. Tell me that didn't happen.

>It was clearly something that cannot be easily rationally explained
>if taken at face value
Oh, my brainlet friend. If it can't be rationally explained if taken at face value, then you're allowed to not take it at face value. Meaning my stand-in cynic doubting the reliability of user as a narrator also gets a free turn to discount the idea that it's probably nothing we know about. Seeing as how the entire contents of the story are then up in the air, including the variables that would've fit a strict criterion of "real, established, and plausible". Is it something we don't know about? user could be making shit up about some part of the story we can't explain if we don't take it at face value and doubt it like a cynic. We can't trust user to be telling the truth, right? There was probably no flash of light, or the uncle said nothing, or...

>IT WAS 5089 AND NOT 6000 WORDS LIKE U SUGGESTED
Hahaha, yeah. The number of words you type in a reply are irrelevant, huh.

>A calm person wouldn't refuse to read your wall of text unless you refined it into something on topic and coherent
Yes. Because patience is a virtue.

You know it's coherent. It's perfectly coherent. You're just upset, so what you want to do is call it all incoherent because you refuse to read something from someone calling you retarded and fecklessly taking everything you say apart with some kind of smug superiority. But, there's only ever been one typo. There are a lot of sarcastic questions, facetious replies, insults, and still, a decent amount of argumentation and methodical dissection. Particularly on topic, as it addresses every reply. A calm person would just move past the clearly provocative text- if they cared. There'd be no incentive to even promote the provocation from a calm person, because a calm person wouldn't let the emotions do the talking. Duh.

What, you can't do that? You're retarded.

>it's just further proof that you got caught trying to defend your stupid claim and decided to double down on it rather than rationally defend it
Okay, no facetiousness this time, that actually doesn't make any sense. That's... not proof of that. That really is just a wounded user response. It's a big, stinky, stupid claim. You're just doubling down on it! You're not allowed to defend any of your points! You're not allowed! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!

I lied, there's the facetiousness again. I can't tell you how many times I hear that kind of response from people who are quick to anger. It's always doubling down... don't you know? You're supposed to have confidence in your ideas, and actually defend them with integrity, if you actually care about having some kind of debate. You owe it to the other party. Even if you deliberately call them retarded sometimes. At least they're getting an argument that has a structure, and is consistent.

Oh, but that's debate. This isn't debate. This is big meanie doo-doo head is bad, how dare he!

>I'm not angry at you because you haven't said anything that insulting
Kek'd. I haven't? You mean all that stuff like... uh...
>Your autism doesn't allow for that
isn't indicative of your current botheration? I'd say you're upset. You're one of them softies, one of them bleating hearts. Yes, bleating hearts. Baa.
>I'm mildly annoyed maybe
You're mad.

>You're like a kid calling someone a big dummy dumb head
You just called me autistic... and you've been slinging more insults than I've consistently called you retarded for the most basic of reasons, for a very long time. I'm calling someone a big dummy dumb head? No way... You'd figure by now that all the attempts to dismiss anything I'd typed were tantamount to "you're stupid and you smell like doo-doo". Things like, I don't stay on topic, nor am I coherent.

Shit. Am I the big dummy dumb head?

>hit the road behind me

Are you retarded? It has just bounced after Traveling quite a ways, would have lost most of its energy over that time.
It’s quite plausible.

I really hope you die

This is the only story I believe.i hate Yea Forums so much.

> I made the right choice in not really wasting my time typing all that pertinent and on-topic shit
Makes sense to spend more time writing a bunch of off-topic shit instead of providing evidence. You're sure showing me.
>It's a joke
Very clever.
>Oh, my brainlet friend. If it can't be rationally explained if taken at face value, then you're allowed to not take it at face value.
You can, but you can't get anywhere with it. Any number of claims could be false. You yourself supported this view before changing it to make this ham fisted point, before coming back to it and acting like I've stated otherwise.
>Hahaha, yeah. The number of words you type in a reply are irrelevant, huh.
Evidently not.
>Yes. Because patience is a virtue.
Meaningless conjecture.
>You know it's coherent. It's perfectly coherent.
You know the sky is purple. It's perfectly purple. Everyone knows it.
>fecklessly taking everything you say apart with some kind of smug superiority.
*tips fedora*
>But, there's only ever been one typo
Nice, I'm very impressed.
>There'd be no incentive to even promote the provocation from a calm person,
Even more conjecture.

Still waiting on that word count, again, I'm not going to read your other 4000 words. I appreciate you literally spending hours responding to the few words I give you. Please continue proving how upset I am. Anything you say is totally not protection.

Got lucky with my friends babysister when everyone was sleeping long story short I came in her mouth

projection*

penis

I go expelled and had the police called on me for posting the Navy seals copypasta TO A FRIEND over school email

So, are we gonna have an update on the guy who saw lights or we're just gonna watch those two fight

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That is bizarre. You noticed nothing different at all? Anything odd different about your body later in the day, or differences in people around you?

Hi, newfriend. I hope you're enjoying your time on Yea Forums! If you need anything, feel free to PM me.

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>Makes sense to spend more time writing a bunch of off-topic shit instead of providing evidence
>You're sure showing me
Yeah... by replying to every line of you reply that you introduce, like how I'm off-topic and how sarcastic I am and how stinky I am, instead of why it's impossible for... How's that for off-topic? Take that!

>Any number of claims could be false
Ergo, doesn't it all fall apart? Duh. Duh?
>You yourself supported this view
I'm confused as to what you think my view is, because you immediately then say
>changing it to make this ham fisted point
(it's not that ham-fisted actually)
>before coming back to it and acting like I've stated otherwise
because I've only really been quoting you directly whenever I've addressed something in particularly regarding what you said. So, I'm really confused here. You've stated what you did... which was that, first, you simply assumed that he was a reliable narrator.

That must mean that, irrevocably, anything user says is valid. It's true. It happened. We have no reason to question it, we can rely on the credibility of user. It's what it is. We're going to take it... at face value.

Then you said it was clearly something that cannot be easily rationally explained if taken at face value.

And we all know what I said before all of that, because it's what I brought up after you did it, and it's what I goaded out of you when you finally got around to explicitly saying that you simply assumed user was a reliable narrator.

So... hey, I'm lost. What are you saying about you stating otherwise? What was my view? What? I mean, you did just state otherwise. Right there. It cannot be easily rationally explained if taken at face value. Earlier, you said crazy neighbor was more rational than the leak happening in his home (remember, I didn't say there were two leaks).
There's the post. I don't think I have to backlink the other one.

>Evidently not
Make up your mind, man. Hahaha numbers funee, or numbers are serious business. Which one?

>You know the sky is purple
I mean, that's a coherent series of sentences. It's just not related... I really hope you aren't hallucinating a whole other conversation when you read my posts. These are direct responses to lines of text that you type, you know that, right?

>Even more conjecture
What? Con... conjecture? That's conjecture? That's... what? user. user, that's actually retarded. That's actually really retarded. I... that's profoundly retarded. Conjecture.

Conjecture...

Conjecture is a conclusion based upon incomplete information, generally speaking. A conjecture is essentially a premature conclusion. Have you ever seen a calm person yell? What is the caricature of a calm person like? What does the word calm, mean?

user, I...

>Still waiting on that word count
>he's still waiting on that word count
>Anything you say is totally not protection

>he mad still
How are you this mad?

I do this for the spectacle. Witness me!

quantum death bro, nobody is supposed to notice. Intern responsible has been heavily reprimanded

Yall niggas need to calm down

Right?

I was sitting in a family diner accompanied by my fiance with my right arm in a sling, having stretched a tendon moving kitchen appliances like two days before. A dude a few years younger than me and his cohort approach, then ask if I'm in pain or if they could help somehow. wearing ties, nice enough dudes, skeptical of intent. "nah I'm fine. our food should be here soon and we'd like to eat in peace".

>do you mind if I say a prayer for your health then?

"sure, if it makes you feel better."

>grabbing my right shoulder, shouting, in a fairly crowded little restaurant "GOD IN HEAVEN, cast OUT the PAIN in my brother and let him RECOVER
>do you feel better?

it was every single ounce of my patience, sanity, and self restraint to not laugh and "NIGGER YOU WHAT" right there in front of children eating tendies and fries. instead, "no, it still hurts. thanks for making it hurt worse by shaking a slung limb."

they said "oh" and walked away. dad in the booth behind me spun around and asked "did... did he try to lay on hands your elbow?" answer with noise of incredulity and a deep shrug.

end of story. I will remember it for the rest of my life. People like that *do* exist.

>witness me
I am. I just wanna bump this thread so the light seeing user give us an update

You should've sucked him off, user

found the chomo

>was born
>grew up
>only able to vent very late/ early in the morning on an impersonal anonymous forum while in turn we are all the same poster
...and
>absolutely miserable, bored, guilt ridden and ashamed all day long
>head swimming with ideas and feels, wondering what this is all about, if reconciling with a higher power is even possible through all of this confusion and misery

I banged your mom and she sharted everywhere

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Have you morons considered the possibility that user lied about his experience with the flashing lights, and just has you guys arguing over something that didnt happen.

>go on Yea Forums
>see what could be a comfy stories thread with a shitload of posts
>think this might be some good reading
>half the thread is actually two actual buttfucking homosexuals having a pissing match about who's the biggest faggot

Last week I was gonna cheat on my wife. Had a woman I was chatting with. We had it all planned out. I was ready to go get some new pussy. When the time came I was all ready to go. I got my car keys and walked out to find that my car had been stolen.

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Last night we had a really good one with the same topic. Sad!

Dude I hope that isn't true but fuck.. hahaha that is the dumbest shit to be expelled for.

>by replying to every line of you reply that you introduce
Genius, really. Maybe I'll forget that you made a claim you refuse to prove and I'll actually believe that you ducking it is only because of my replies.
>Earlier, you said crazy neighbor was more rational than the leak happening in his home (remember, I didn't say there were two leaks).
Yes, the original claim should be considered true if you're going to try to explain what happened, meaning that his uncle and neighbour may not have experienced it but they said they did and we don't really have any real reason to doubt them based on what was included. When you try to refute it, everything must be rational and can not be so astronomically unlikely that it fails its rationality. You're either implying that both houses had a gas leak, or both him and his neighbour were exposed to the same leak despite no mention them ever being inside together. At that point you may as well go back to believing it could be a lie and that you do not have a real plausible explanation.
>Make up your mind, man. Hahaha numbers funee, or numbers are serious business.
The exact length is irrelevant, it being a wall of text is not. Drowning someone out with pure drivel should be considered a fallacy.
>I mean, that's a coherent series of sentences.
An honest christian would wear a blue hat on a Monday. Clearly calm people never speak in any disagreeable fashion, especially on Yea Forums, and they must allow your fantasies.
> Have you ever seen a calm person yell?
Has a calm person never mocked someone on Yea Forums?
>What does the word calm, mean?
What did I tell you about mindless questions?
>I do this for the spectacle. Witness me!
Epic, bro. I wish I could repeat myself over and over with mindless filler and dwell in my cognitive dissonance needed to protect my frail ego.

Your reply was short on words. Please include more next time. Hell, just pretend I replied to you so this thread will still be up when I get back.

this. I believed when I read it but then those guys started fighting and as I was reading didn't come up with anything plausible to the lights

Make your own thread next time, or just lurk more and accept that bickering has always been a part of Yea Forums and you shouldn't be here if it bothers you.
>I was reading didn't come up with anything plausible to the lights
That was what the argument was about. I stated that there wasn't a rational explanation, the other person thought it was gas leak and claimed it was a rational explanation despite it being stupid.

I'll probably make another thread tomorrow.

Uh oh. He's still mad.

>Maybe I'll forget that you made a claim you refuse to prove and I'll actually believe that you ducking it is only because of my replies
What? What claim? What?
>You're either implying that both houses had a gas leak
>or both him and his neighbour were exposed to the same leak despite no mention them ever being inside together
Well, that's a false dilemma right there. I could have been implying many things, remember? Cynic. Plus, filling in the gaps, such as suggesting it was a gas leak, goes hand in hand with adding information like, they were exposed to a gas leak somewhere at some point in the relative past. Not necessarily inside, either. I don't get it. Why is the gas leak fine, but them being together somewhere, not fine? Aren't both of those things... tacked onto the original story through an attempt to rationalize what was told in a plausible way?
>At that point you may as well go back to believing it could be a lie and that you do not have a real plausible explanation
Why? At that point, any explanation is valid.

>The exact length is irrelevant
>it being a wall of text is not
>giving a measurement of length
I think the exact length is relevant, seeing as how you're describing it as a wall... not to mention that wall you have there...

>Drowning someone out with pure drivel should be considered a fallacy
But, it's not pure drivel.

>An honest christian would wear a blue hat on a Monday
Probably. I don't see why, but probably. That's definitely a looser correlation than calm person and the very concept of being calm.
>Clearly calm people never speak in any disagreeable fashion
... yes. That's... what that means. Buddha. Calm. Zen.
>and they must allow your fantasies
I mean, a calm person would ignore my fantasies, and not say something like that. I know, because I've talked to calm people before. You're far from calm, user.

>Has a calm person never mocked someone on Yea Forums
Of course. The act of mocking someone necessitates a care for what's being mocked in some fashion. You have to be emotionally invested in some way, positive or negative, to mock someone. There has to be a reason. Someone who has no reason to mock someone, or no desire... wouldn't do it.

>What did I tell you about mindless questions
You... didn't? You might have imagined that conversation. And, well... that's not a mindless question. I'm asking you what the word calm means, because any attempt to give a definition of calm would uniquely support my act of linking the definition of calm to the common conception of a calm person.

>I wish I could repeat myself over and over with mindless filler and dwell in my cognitive dissonance needed to protect my frail ego
>Hell, just pretend I replied to you so this thread will still be up when I get back
u ok tho

>the other person thought it was gas leak and claimed it was a rational explanation despite it being stupid
for real u ok tho

His race is probably nigger

It's a gay YouTube fad where chumps write something down on a piece of paper then spill some of their blood on it.

It's supposed to make whatever you wrote down some kind of witchcrafish pseudo-contract with the universe or the devil or something, where it will then manifest itself.

In reality it's just completely retarded.

Maybe you should talk to women besides hookers and stripers bruh

>What? What claim? What?
Your claim that it could have been a gas leak.
>but them being together somewhere, not fine
That's how probability works. If you're claiming a rational explanation, it cannot be absurdly unlikely as to not be rational at all. There's a near zero percent chance they both got exposed to a gas leak in the "relative past" that caused them to have symptoms that are not included any type of gas leak and that are pulled out of your ass. Practically nothing in your claim is plausible.
>At that point, any explanation is valid
They're all invalid because there are no longer any facts.
>seeing as how you're describing it as a wall... not to mention that wall you have there
Simple, I'll define a wall as anything more than 2000 words. There's your exact length.
>Buddha. Calm. Zen.
It was your term, not mine.
>I mean, a calm person would ignore my fantasies,
Gatekeeping.
>I know, because I've talked to calm people before.
Another fallacy. I've talked to retards before and you're one of them.
> I'm asking you what the word calm mean
In this context, it should be considered 'not angry'. I believe you also used another word at one point but I'm not going to go through 15,000 words to find it.

Better length, but bring it up to 6000 next time.

You're a fucking retard asshat charlatan. Gas is scented for precisely this fucking reason. Everyone in the building would smell the stench of skunk ass long before anyone got fucked up off it.
Furthermore, if there were a leak it wouldn't simply go away and the poster of the story would have noticed the repair were it fixed.

lmao as fuck

>3-for-free
Lmao, I think there is a sex joke there but I can't point it out

It may not be weird or bizarre for some of you but I fully trusted someone for a solid two years of my life, almost three

Big Oof

Another reply! What, but
>pretend I replied to you
>?????

It only really dawned on me to deliberately tell you that you've spent the duration of this time being bothered by user, and spent that time saying tender SJW normie things like:
>I wish I could repeat myself over and over with mindless filler and dwell in my cognitive dissonance needed to protect my frail ego
>Anything you say is totally not protection
>I'm not angry at you because you haven't said anything that insulting
>I'm mildly annoyed maybe
>I'm not angry at all
>I understand that if you're insecure enough to write your walls of text defending your invented claim
>just word salad and terrible baseless assumptions
>You just failed the autism test
>you think anyone is going to read your 6000 words of bullshit defending your absurd completely invented claim
>you to know you deserved to get bullied in school for being an autistic mouth breather
>Feel free to read a study on this like I actually did
>you're an idiot and you made a post devoid of critical thought
>you decided to double down and act like being sarcastic and insufferable means you win
All in all, good thread.

>it cannot be absurdly unlikely as to not be rational at all
What? It's probability. There's no rationality about the particulars of the outcome. It's probabilistic. There is a likelihood. There's no need to justify the odds of something completely "random" happening just because there are odds of something "random" happening- it's "random". It will happen, or it will not happen. It's not, "it makes sense, so it's probably going to be in some state". That sentence... makes no sense. It can very well be absurdly unlikely as to be not rational at all. Think diffusion.

>There's a near zero percent chance they both got exposed to a gas leak in the "relative past" that caused them to have symptoms that are not included any type of gas leak and that are pulled out of your ass
As long as you keep saying something of the effect of a gas leak can't cause cancer, yes. It's like if you said honest Christians wear blue hats on Monday.

>Practically nothing in your claim is plausible
>flashing lights and disorientation
Let's just conveniently snip that detail out.

>They're all invalid because there are no longer any facts
The fact is that they're all equally valid now- invalid. No one aspect of the situation is any less or more real than the other in that scenario. Everything goes, because nothing supersedes.

>It was your term
... yes? I said calm. Yes? Yes.

>There's your exact length
Why are you going back and forth about this still? Why are you so mad about the wall?

>Gatekeeping
No, no... gatekeeping is this:
>I've talked to retards before and you're one of them
>so mad

Why is everyone saying it'd go away? The leak didn't go away. It not going away makes it hurt people.

>in the shower
>scrubbing my armpit
>hard lump there. I scrub into it with my fingernails
>doesn't come off
>doesn't feel like anything
>look at it. generic kinda brown lump
>"wtf I don't remember having a mole there. Oh well I must have overlooked it"
>Continue showering
>Rinse armpits again
>Lump disappears
>Wtfing F
>Can't find anything on the shower floor
>Can't find any mark on my armpit
>Still no pain or sensation

What the fuck was that?
My only thought is that it was a tick that detached while covered in soap. But ticks should hurt or be irritating - I've had one on my stomach and it was definitely noticeable.

Seriously, a lot of people, or the same user, are under the impression that the leak mysteriously vanished partway through the story.

It's a gas leak.

Let me clean that up so it's less ambiguous. I get the sense that there's a lot of emotions here.

There is nothing about the rationality of what happens, that determines the likelihood of it happening. Things that should seem completely unreasonable, can happen. And they do, because it's not as if them being completely unanticipated or extremely circumstantial denies their happening.

That's what probability is. Circumstantial outcome in of itself. Not for the sake of what's happening. Water not boiling at the boiling temperature of water is an incredibly unlikely thing, and you really should never expect water not to boil on a hot enough stove, but there is probably still a way for that to happen.

>Why is everyone saying it'd go away? The leak didn't go away. It not going away makes it hurt people.
I literally said it wouldn't go away. You're talking gibberish.

>It's a gas leak.
Thanks for the tip!

Yeah. You said it wouldn't go away... as if went away somewhere along the line.

user, if it didn't go away, why are you saying that it wouldn't simply go away, as if someone is telling you it's going away to the farm?

Friends and I were coming back home from a very unique camping trip where we ended up being in a tornado watch. This place is called enchanted rock and has claims of people seeing orbs. We were making our way back scared af because it was raining hard and lightning everywhere, my cousin starts running and I'm like wtf. He collects himself and asked me if he saw a glowing orb in the distance. I personally didn't see it but another friend I was with said he also did. They said it kinda hovered and seemed like it bounced above the trees. On our way back coming into Austin for about 3 seconds the sky turned a vivid neon blue for about 3 seconds. It looked so fake but freaked us all out. Maybe a transformer got hit by lightning? Till this day pretty unexplainable.

>You said it wouldn't go away... as if went away somewhere along the line

>supposed gas leak bad enough to fuck up multiple people in multiple houses
>next, symptoms go away and never return
>asshat charlatan implies the same gas leak might still exist

>>symptoms go away and never return
They disappeared too? When? After the last part of user's story, where everyone teleports and he sees light and he goes out looking for aliens?

You got secret weaponed by a cuck truck.

10^100 KEKS

How did his dick taste?

Yes. Are you a retard? He described an event that lasted seconds. Then he described looking for an explanation.

Saw a UFO.

It was a giant glowing pulsating ball of green light that went across the sky very quickly. It seemed really close to the ground because it was huge, but there was no sound.

I'm sure it probably wasn't alien but I have no idea what it could have been.

>He described an event that lasted seconds
... which I buttressed with an explanation that would have had to have occurred at least 24 hours ago, and would've continued as user was looking for aliens immediately after having a brief seizure.

Just saying.

*Sigh*
1)Nice of you to cherry pick your arguments, you neglected to acknowledge the overt scent of all plumbed gasses.
2) symptoms described, regardless of how you conflate the timeline and events, would not simply stop without repair if they were due to a leak
3) other people experienced no symptoms

The most plausible explanation is still that the story teller is a faggot and a liar. Fuck, it's probably you, drumming up responses to your own bullshit because you're so fat and alone. The next explanation is that it's something bizarre and unknown - the subject of this thread.
But what it isn't is a gas leak you god damned retard and charlatan.

A corporation constituted by 80% woman decided to hire me. To clarify further, the CEO is a woman, the editors (writing job) are women, and nearly all the other writers are women. As for the perplexing context, the women were kind beyond belief, and I have no clue why. However, the worst part of it all had to do with the women being ordinary, rather than insane "womyn stronk" personas that occur when women congregate into groups. Honestly, it was as if I had forty compassionate mothers around me daily; the experience reinvigorated my respect for females.

Get educated you retard. It was shrodingers cat. He was just casually quantum teleporting.

>you neglected to acknowledge the overt scent of all plumbed gasses
What? No I didn't. You just didn't read the rest of the thread.

I could even point to where I addressed that- and to where no one cared after that. Really. Just ask me to. You know I'm good for it.

>symptoms described, regardless of how you conflate the timeline and events, would not simply stop without repair if they were due to a leak
But... the symptoms never stopped. user... they didn't stop. They didn't stop. They were happening the entire time for user in that story. Are you understanding it now? I never, ever, ever, said the symptoms stopped. Or the gas leak.

So strange. That genuinely doesn't exist in the thread prior to this post.

>other people experienced no symptoms
user either didn't notice, or no one really noticed. Or, no one exhibited any clear symptoms, or even had any, or were even really suffering to that degree. Not everyone gets visibly sick from the flu.

>The most plausible explanation is still that the story teller is a faggot and a liar
Yeah, but you know what? That's not a plausible explanation of something that explains his story. That's just the regular thing to call a faggot like user.

>Fuck
>it's probably you
>drumming up responses to your own bullshit because you're so fat and alone
I thought you got over this whole mad thing. Is this personal? Shit, I'm sowwy.

>The next explanation is that it's something bizarre and unknown
Hahaha, gotcha! It's nerve gas the entire time!

Sometimes I wake up and can't move at all, while hearing people whispering to eachother in the room next to me.

When I was 16 I was in a dirt biking accident and managed to break my right arm and fuck up my left, and other various injuries. It was actually really fucking depressing as I couldn't do basic things for myself like eating or using the bathroom, showering etc. My mother did all of it for me and was really great about it, she worked to support us and we worked out a routine. After about two weeks my I was blueballed to hell, I felt bright red as I couldn't even take a shit without my dick getting hard, everything gave me a boner. My mother was nice about it, joked about it and knew how boys were basically. By week three I was going insane, trying to find something to grind on in order to cum but it was too much of a fuckaround. Then one time after a shower my mother said, this is getting ridiculous. She laid out a towel on a bench and said for me to close my eyes, I could hear her warming up lotion in her hands. When her hand gripped around my dick and massaged it up and down I felt fireworks. She did this thing where she massaged just under my head and laughed in shock at how much I came. She only did it once more two weeks later but it was just as amazing. It gave me a serious incest fetish that continues to this day, but she's never shown any interest.

Sounds like your dog is nuts

>ehrmagherd, it's like, a hallucination that never stopped
>you don't even understand
>I just watched inception and am enlightened

Confirmed for retard or troll. Fuck off. I'm gonna go drink vodka straight and go to bed.

Sleep paralysis. This is a typical presentation.

>he's so mad he never even noticed the nerve gas

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Although I have no desire to fuck my mother, I hope that this is true and that such degeneracy (ambivalent philanthropy) exists.