What does your ideal heaven look like?

Nothing happens and you don't feel it. The void.

the internet never being invented would be a great fucking start

like this

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So you're surrounded by women yet for some reason still just jackin off? I guess you prefer how cock feels.

PRAISING GOD FOR ALL ETERNITY hahaha, seriously though, the Emma Watsons with penises thing is good for me

My ideal heaven is being on top, being able to do anything. My greed and selfishness having no limits. All my enemies experiencing pain for eternity. Causing pain and destruction forever.

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someone hurt you didn't they, who hurt you user? who was it? you can tell us

Ah yes, another enlightened gentleman such as myself. See you in Hell, my friend.

lots of weed

>that picture

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Like this. No humans, no pollution, no gays, no anybody to question what Im doing with my life. All day hiking, enjoying solitude, building log cabins, fishing, watching skies, not giving a single fuck about earthly problems

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>still just jackin off?
What do you mean? He's only finishing on them.

>Implying you give a shit
If you give that much of a shit about what I say be sure to post your address too. I’ll make sure you go to your heavens like you want to.

Looks pretty gay to me.

I didn't imply I gave a shit about you. I ridiculed you.

Then fuck off.

peak neckbeard autism

You act like your such a big man over the internet but you know damn well that I could prove you wrong. Stay mad pussy, know your place.

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niggerless.

who hurt you user? open up to us, we can help

Clearly you. I want to kill your fat ass so fucking badly. Do it. Come on. I’m waiting. FUCKING DO IT. Let me be your fucking nightmare. I’LL FUCKING MURDER YOU!

Die.

p-please don't h-hurt me, m-murderous senpai

let the pain out user, have the courage to cry. we're here for you

take a shower fatty, it will help you calm down

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Give me your fucking address!

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!

I'm right here user, that's all you need to know, I'm here for you and I'm ready to listen. Share with the group, we're all here for you. Tell us why you're hurting so badly. We can't make the pain go away but we can share it with you. Just open up to us.

Ooh gaaaaayyyy

Kind of looks like this.

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Eat shit and die cunt.

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>For (You)

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pretty much the same like life but without backpain and money problems

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>Calling me pathetic

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My heaven would be running a successful 4,000 acre farm. Not having depression, and a girl next door bae and a nice house. I’m a simple man with simple desires.

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Lothlorien is where it’s at niBBa

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based

>>Calling me pathetic

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sounds pretty shitty to me. farming sucks

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I don't have an 'ideal heaven'. I don't think I need the concept. A reward for being a decent human being? If you need one, you'll never be decent.

>Not putting up instead of shutting up

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Shooting your wad on hot bitches is gay to you? Do you also think pussy is gay?

You’re either just being contrarian or missing the point entirely

skribbl.io/?UCblxpwd6v

>Is now repeating
Just fuck off.

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How does it suck? I used to work on a farm from 15-20 and loved it. A farm that size would just be a cash crop farm driving heavy equipment around and a little work here and there. I don’t know, it makes me happy and nothing makes me happy anymore so I’d like that.

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underage b&

I want left during the day and right during the night

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have lots of this

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Just this

>be farmer
>get up 4:00 am
>milk smelly cows
>cowshit everywhere
>pile shit on huge shitpile next to my house
>sit on tractor all day
>people associate rubberboots with me
>live in a remote shithole
>marry cousin
>have retarded children
>drown in cowshit after falling into the shit pit while being high on selfmade amphetamines

alternative ending
>cow sits on me
>crushed to death by a walking steak

>ideal heaven
A grimy metropolis full of guns, chicks, booze, drugs, fast cars and zero consequences. Forever. GTA5, basically

At least I'll be alone.

I don’t give a fucking shit. You weren’t even my enemy untill you fucking replied. Now your just spitting your fake ass bullshit.
>All you had to do was not give a shit your self

Nothing but ocean.

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I think you missed the cash crop part you silly billy. I’d never farm animals. That would suck. Crops are chill.

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Same here.

>tips fedora

Give me your address and I’ll show you a fedora

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>Hee hee im a fucking child hee hee
>I’ve got nothing better to do than serve up some unjustified bullshit hee hee
You can fuck off too.

honestly, do you got a small dick?

watch out i'm on a beta fags death list.

Full of this and only this.

>WEBM related

I'm white btw

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Tell me where you live so I can show you my dick then faggot. Don’t forget you asked.

Guess what? Shut the fuck up pussy.

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i doubt you're able to crawl up the stairs of your basement

pretty much like how it is now but I don't have depression, anxiety or fear. I don't want to just magically have those things removed in a way that only works on me tho. I want to be able to bring about this state in others and be revered as a badass for doing so. come to think of it, we might be currently living in my heaven, I just haven't got to the "overcoming depression, fear and anxiety" part yet... I'm working on it, Yea Forumsros!

You’re afraid. You should be. Keep making my day.

>(You)

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so pathetic. that soft kiss and smell was hot though

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Oh how I could prove you wrong. So very wrong. All the internet bluffing is really getting satire.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

youtu.be/eKnC8lg2gvk

I’m not the one who started this fucking shit.

A world where deutschland won

>You

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Satire. All that talk but no fucking bite. The internet is your only weapon.

You first fuckface.

so i guess you're just an edgelord teenager? well that's fine

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seems a pretty effective weapon if it's able to hurt you thousands miles away.
>pic related
>(You)

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I’m old enough to put useless sacks of shit like you in your place.

I’ll contemplate it. Fuck you.

Hiding behind a screen is totally brave of you. You know what I want.

that's even more pathetic
>be not a teenager
>act edgy af
i bet your parents are proud of you

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Kill your self and do it proudly for me.

You wish.

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no u

Whatever cunt.

>no u
Cringe

>perfect beach
>no psycheledics
>lmao

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Deep

COOL!

I don’t need human filth to tell me how to live. Fuck off! fuck off!

>ya-yamete onii-chan!!
Grow up, Jesus. Argue with someone irl, not with a bunch of people who don't give a real bloody fuck about your life in internet

You big pussy. Shut the hell up.

>Internet life
I almost believed you for a second

Give me your address and I’ll show you a big pussy.

The possibility of a do over in my same life while keeping the knowledge of my past experience.

Hmmmm...who think was him...?!

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ROASTE
D

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So, where's the goddamned video of this.

There is none.

If I was up your ass, you'd know my address right away.

It’s a shame you’ll never get there.

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Satire.

>Satire.
>That'll show him how hard I don't care!
lol

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You’re talking shit over the internet. I want to kill your ass.

>I want to kill your ass.
You’re talking shit over the internet.

How are you so triggered? It's funny lmao
>you're talking shit over the internet!!!11!!1
you're literally doing the same

Give me your fucking address right fucking now!

Why would I do that? Are you actually retarded lol
I'm having fun triggering you with words on a screen, if you're not above that kinda childish thing I doubt you'd be able to do me harm. Except for maybe a subscription to a gay magazine or some prank loke that kek

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wtf game was this again? I remember all I did was offend the couple. Good times

the softest bed ever made where I can sleep forever

Looks somewhat like Cyrodiil, with naked feminine young boys everywhere.

non existance

I’m not the one who started this fucking gay shit. If YOU are that triggered by what I fucking say then fuck off. It’s that fucking easy. I already said fuck a shit ton of times. Clearly I have to fucking repeat myself because everyone who just walks into this destroyed thread goes straight to (me). SO FUCK OFF RETARD!

A nice sandy beach on the pacific with a red sky. Put on a bonfire and be happy for all eternity.

It’s too verbose to put here. I’ll just say it’s with them.

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