Hi Yea Forums, what do you think about Fleshlights?

My Dad had one of those kissing practicing machines in his dresser bottom drawer. Used it for a month before my first date. Was quite a kisser that night. Dad never found out I "borrowed" everyday before he came home from work.

Does that mean I have to use a condom and heat this thing somehow up?

Google Fleshlight STU. You cannot miss it.

Pro tip: Run under hot water before use

Also anyone want mine used once, clear with extra tight pussy.

I just can't be bothered

Nah they have a hole in the back you can put the end of your dick through to cum outside of it, or just finish with hand. Cumming in them is almost too much tbh, like when you nut but she keep sucking. There are little warmers you can buy or run warm water through them first

I have a fleshlight and 3 sleeves, fun to use and not hard to clean like everyone says they are.

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..yeah ill take it

I lost when he backed away

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Holy shit you have a nice dick

Thats clearly a regular dick user. Put one of those rings around yours, thats why the veins are sticking out.

Didn't even notice the cock ring haha.

Either way, still would suck it.

Heyy! he was behind of this...?

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old vid though,

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Thank you Yea Forums

I prefer Tenga over Fleshlight. Never understood the whole "Realistic sex toy".
A sex toy will never be realistic, so you might as well just build them to be as pleasureable as possible.
And Tenga do just that.

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you may have seen my cock in tribute threads or cock rate threads

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I want to get a translucent fleshlight to make videos with

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>what do you think about Fleshlights?
Fucking useless. They put out zero light and I can't work out where the batteries go to change them

Sorry dude, that one kinda lost me.

I haven't nah, that's a better vid tho, keep dat shiet shiny lol

>My wife gave me one for my birthday

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I'll second that they're pretty easy to clean if you know how to operate a fucking faucet.

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I hat the STU entile my gf found it and threw it away... god I miss that thing, girls use to love watching me fuck it on snap and kik

We have a beautiful thing going on where she licks me in a vac-bed and goes crazy with it.

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Did you dump her for being completely irrational and insecure in your relationship and her own sexuality? I would flip my shit..

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you had one job you double nigger

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no... get this... six years later, still with her, barely ever have sex and she considers porno cheating... shames me if I jerk off in the shower due to blueballs… in the last 30 days she asked once if I wanted a HJ lol I said no cuz that pathetic and not a turn on... want to leave her but we split my mortgage (24yo) and I couldn't afford it without her... what do I do, fuck other women? she was a virgin when I met here and can garuntee she would never cheat shes such a prude

the best fleshlights take 9 months to make

looks like my ex's pussy after all the BBC she took while cheating on me...
also not a cuck, it was not hot

jeg håber du lever et udueligt lorte liv

Stop paying attention to the rotten bitch

I myself have the vortex.
I must say, that I throughly enjoy it.
The cleaning is a bit of a ball-ache.
But when done properly, it really is a treat for those days weather you want to pound the shit out of it or normally.
When I use mine. I use the top cap to keep some water in, and every soo often I dip the vag in the water to keep lubrication going. While still adding lube now and then. I've noticed when doing this, makes my lube last longer. Also increasing my stamina

So I've had a couple of these things in the past, fleshlight and otherwise. Sometimes I'll use them, sometimes I just wanna whack off and not worry about cleaning sex toys

Super Head Honcho - Decent fuck, easy clean, lasts a long time, super cheap

(regular) Head Honcho - just kind of meh

Fleshlight Flight - Pretty good fuck, having to take shit apart to clean it is kind of a pain. can set the top cap just a little loose so it releases air on the instroke and suctions on the outstroke, feels good but makes annoying clicky noises

Tenga Flip Zero - On par with the Flight, but easy to clean. releases air through the plastic panels in the sides if you squeeze them so no clicky noises

Virgin Age Graduation - Awesome fuck. It's not better than sex, but physically/mechanically feels better than IRL pussy. PITA to clean and may be too small for larger dicks

Perfect middle between sex and masturbation. Helped me a lot with my masturbation addiction, since my gf doesn't satisfy me.

Pretty good. It feel great when something wraps around your whole cock instead of just your hands. Just be sure to clean them soon after using. I just can't resist nutting when I'm in one so I don't hold back

You've got to do something though

Amazon! Perfect in the shower so it's warm and easy clean up.

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you guys are all pocket noobs, tenga and fleshlight cant compare to a decent onehole. tenga spinner review 2/10. fleshlight 3/10. pornhub pussy 2.5/10. worst onahole i got was a 4.5/10 cause it was too tight... one of them i would score 9.5, i wish i could find another one of my broken treasure

The STU feels amazing
I bought JT from bad dragon and it tore on the first use :( I'm only 5'5 too!!!

Finger your butthole

Fleshlight is the apple of sextoys.
Price-performance Tenga 3D is king for me.
Feelwise, Meiki Sarah. I haven't tried other meiki's yet though. I stick it in the Meiki plush, very good fun.

imagine sticking your dick in that

>between the heat of the exhaust blowing down my urethra
>the violent slapping of it expanding and contracting
>And the intense pressure of it trying to blow my dick out

hnnnngg

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I want to put a fleshlight inside my ass and down my throat and be locked in a box.

puha

I love mine but I haven't used it in months. They're easy to clean and feel amazing, but at the end of the day I'm too tired.

eat more/better
stop poppers if you take them and smoking too
poppers fuck you up lethargy wise and for alot longer than people admit. At least for me anyway. The gas likes to be low so i end up having to do yoga the next day to get it out my lungs or it sticks in my lungs all day

If you want to leave her you can sell and pay off mortgage, duh. Tell her if she's not interested in sex with you, you consider yourself free to seek sexual satisfaction wherever you wish. (Don't think she won't cheat. You can never tell. Most people will if they aren't getting it or even if they are.)

back when i used to do timestamps

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Try having a conversation with her about everything in general :/
Try be as respectful and objective as possibly without gimping or cucking yourself and let her do most of the talking with you asking the questions (even if you disagree and want to pull her up don't)
The point is to find out what exactly she believes and why she feels like that(fear of losing the partner or compromising their dreams is usually the answer) and decide if you can cope with that shit or not instead of hoping it'll magically get better or waiting to fail at being faithful which is what it seems like to me.

went with pic related highly recommend

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