IM TIRED OF WATCHING ALL THESE GIRLS PEE IN THE FUCKING ADS

Bs. Look at any porn from before 2010. Barely existed. And before 1999? Didn't happen once.
Also, any basic knowledge of female genitalia tells you it's not even physically possible for a discharge of watery substance to shoot out of a chicks body at high speed.
Oh except urine. Or if she's pour a whole heap of water up her vag.

Dude have you ever had sex? It fucking happens. You can shoot sperm a great distance and girls can fucking pour like waterfalls my wife does it all the time. Lol it probably has something to do with the shape of my cock I'm curved like a banana so when I'm pounding a vagina I'm all pressing the shit out of her g spot.

Every woman has the ability. She just hasn't gotten a good enough fucking

alright faggot. if that were true, those weird fuck machines would be absolutely coveted.
> squirtpilled

Bad and naughty boys get the piss ads.

Are you dense?

Keep drinking piss retards

This guy speaks the truth you virgin fag

wait a sec we’re not even talking about squirting to begin with.
pissing.
literal pissing.

It's not piss you fucking idiot. WebMD look up female ejaculation. You degenerate virgin

I know but this guy said squirting isn't a thing

Lmfao. So much tard in one sentence.

Dont care if I'm outting myself here but as a girl I can assure you that "squirt" is literally piss.

Bow granted the phenomenon of "squirting" is very real but you need to understand that this liquid is not some magical "girl cum" lol. It's literally piss.
Dunno if you know this but our bladders our directly above the top part of our vaginal canal.
When you stimulate it hard enough (especially a dick that's curved upwards) it causes a momentary loss in bladder control thus it release urine.

I mean it's still an applaud worthy accomplishment.
Fucking a girl so hard that she loses control of her bladder and all but you need to get it through your head that it isnt girl cum lol

Sorry user.

Pretty much this. Every word correct.

this guy’s wife is lying to him and femanon hopefully ruined a marriage

>Oh shit it's real
redpissed

Do I have to get you the fucking link there's no way Americans are this dumb
medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323953.php

Now show me your link that tells me squirt is piss

What's worse is when the brown squirt comes out while you're fucking her.

Guy come is piss

Boi spooge is urine and blood

OH LIKE SHIT ,RIGHT? LOL LIKE IF YOU FUCKED HER SO HARD SHE DOO DOOS. LMAO user GOOD ONE MAN. THE BROWN SQUIRT IS HER SHIT, I GET IT.

are you serious right now
my ex would get that weird milky white shit sometimes and i promise i’ve never seen that shit squirt.
>inb4 yeast infection. it wasnt.

Squirt is real. Pussy gets wet, get laid, get paid, get sprayed by... that pussy! #winning

Did you read the article you dumbass lol. There is two types

I mean I'm only a fucking vagina owner that's experienced this.

What's funny is that when I've mentioned this I still get men telling me I'm wrong lol.

Either because its denial or they read something on the internet telling them magical girl cum is real lol.

Now dont get me wrong. We definitly can get wet and self lubricate HEAVILY if we are really horny but not only does that have more of a consistency similar to saliva (so anything more water like is certainly just peepee) but is CERTAINLY wouldnt shoot put of us! Lol our lubrication drips out.

So guys can fight me all they want but I know what it is and what I've experienced and what my gynos have told me

Hey!! behave yourself.i personally enjoy watching a girl pee.dont want to drink it or be pee upon.the act for me is very exciting.i don't know why but I like.

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yes, i read it. and i can honestly say with 100% confidence coming from my heart that youre fucking retarded. did you read it?

>literally arguing with a vagina owner

Gosh dude you're really angry about drinking that piss arent ya?

Lmfao. You arent a girl. You're an overweight ham planet, not to mention a dude. Go finger your mom to pictures of yourself faggot

>user who says is girl > studies and evidence
Mmm OK Vagina owner or vagina user
L Ron Hubbard owned a toothbrush?
Just sayin'

WEW LAD

iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing/

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Lmfao, no one wants you

Lol you arent a vagina owner. Every female knows about there own body. And if you are I stand corrected you dont have a clue

>not using ad blocker
Enjoy your adware.

Proof that my blood all water

phone gang

Confirmed... it does happen

Based. Gas the kikes

"Considering urine, has a specific odor and color. It is safe to say squirting and peeing are two different things" thanks for proving my point dumbass

>L Ron Hubbard owned a toothbrush
What did he mean by this?

Okay, I asked my mom. She said that what comes out of a vagina that isn't pee, is a baby. So shes squirting a baby into your mouth bro. Taking you to flavortown

I'm indeed a girl.

Cant timestamp since I'm in bed and I'm not about to get up. But go on and ask for some sort of one handed gesture of your choosing and I'll do it. To prove myself.

Again....sorry that I had to burst this bubble of yours peepee drinker

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niggers niggers dancing all around
niggers niggers jumping up and down
niggers niggers we wuz kang
niggers niggers we dindu nuh thang
niggers niggers newyork hats
niggers niggers reparations gibmedats
niggers niggers wez fuck your wife
niggers niggers wez take ur life

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tranny faggot detected. Literally hang yourself please

>studies and evidence

Oh you mean shit that you read online?

I can find an article about unicorns being real...doesnt mean its real.
How about when you have a doctor tell you to your face?
That's real!

Guess you can't even read your own article then

"The study found that all the women started with an empty bladder, which began to fill during arousal. The post-ejaculation scans revealed that the participants' bladders were empty again."

It's almost like squirting is piss

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? Well I do have a boyfriend. Pretty sure he wants me.
And the guys before him certainly did lol

are you really just gonna sit there and not even think about how its a mix of mostly piss and a little bit of lubricant, thus slightly changing the odor and possibly color

I have to agree with the other guy I literally googled "is squirting pee?" This is what I got ...It's NotPee… Contrary to what you may have heard, the fluid that women release when they ejaculate is not urine. “Female ejaculate is a watery liquid, either clear or milky, that comes from the female prostate glands and is released through the urethra, the same hole youpeeout of,” says Nelson.

Bruuuuuh is it just me or is underage fag?

Get fucking rekt and learn your gender bitch

Sorry. Only mental illness I got is depression! Lol

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Literally every article about this topic says that female ejaculate and "squirt" liquid are two different things

and i do believe that to be 100% accurate, its just the base would be piss with that added to it. this was just a post bitching about having to see the same 5 ads but fuck it. this is now officially a squirt=piss thread

Again...stop believing everything you read online you fucking dummies.

I'm pretty sure my gyno that's worked with vaginas for over 40 years is a but more reliable

Yeah this bitch doesnt know anything about her gender underage fag

Well it's not my fault you look like a tranny, you ugly whore. Now show me those big sexy titties before I fucking rape you

beaners beaners stay behind that wall
beaners beaners can't even count em all
beaners beaners they back be wet
beaners beaners is that piss or sweat?
beaners beaners theyll mow your lawn
beaners beaners theyll rape ur mawm
beaners beaners unclog my sink
beaners beaners holy fuck u stink

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Literally shut up hang your head you fucking lost Yea Forums won

i know this is Yea Forums but jesus fucking christ what is wrong with you user

I... what? Females ejaculate, but if it's squirting then it's mostly piss.

>female prostate
1-800-is-this-nigger-serious

fuck off of Yea Forums and go make your man a sandwich i'm sure he's hungry and pissed you're on Yea Forums arguing with a bunch of tards

>it's mostly piss
dubs of retardation

Quads say you right lol

Yay!

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It's quads you fucking mongoloid, and it takes a very minimal amount of reading comprehension to understand the findings of that study. You like piss, get used to it

>used up roast keeps arguing with faggots and posting her pictures to get attention
Typical retard roastie shit. Kill yourself

It's just filters, don't know why people use those. It's like you cant find a single undoctored photo of anyone these days.

Female squirting fluid is as much piss is guys cum is piss

You bite the bait and the bait bites back

Alright, this is quickly becoming camwhoring. If you're 30 you know what tits or gtfo is meant to counter.

And no thanks. I dont expose my tits to strangers

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You literally didnt tho lol

Well, considering that precum is 50% urine...

>literally this
fuck off of Yea Forums you attention whore

i cant believe theres so many faggots here arguing about fantasy lady squirts.
its "MOSTLY" piss lmao
>Beverly Whipple, a neurophysiologist from Rutgers University in Newark, New Jersey, says that the term female ejaculation should only really refer to the production of the small amount of milky white liquid at orgasm and not the “squirting” investigated in this paper. “This study shows the other two kinds of fluids that can be expelled from the female urethra – urine alone, and urine diluted with substances from the female prostate,” she says.

Lol I can see you're angry..I'm sure drinking all that pees got you upset.

Its 4am and my man is asleep. It would be rude to make him eat a sandwich right now

LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alright, you can quit posting your ugly fucking face you stupid whore, no one's gonna give you validation.
I know you're trying to protect your self esteem but you're just gonna have to live with being a post prime roast beef sandwhich.

If you think guys cum is piss then yeah. I guess you technically right every cumshot is a fucking watersports video and same with squirting. Like this has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever done dit hurd

I'm posting for validity purposes.

If I wanted "attention" I'd post the ol' bobs and vagene.

You guys are exactly that difficult to reel in if I wanted it lol

You really can't read at all, huh?

Low IQ: The post

another quote
>Even though the women had urinated just before stimulation began, the second scan – performed just before they climaxed – showed that their bladder had completely refilled. Each woman’s final scan showed an empty bladder, meaning the liquid squirted at orgasm almost certainly originated from the bladder.

I'm gonna piss all over you nigger

It's 4AM you should be in bed sleeping you whore so you can provide for your man during the day stop fishing for attention and just do your duty as a woman.

newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find/
from here btw

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I'm clearly using the filter because my lighting is poor and it brightens up the pic ya dum dum

Though it did hide the lil booboo on my chin.

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Oh I know tits or gtfo of course...I just dont care.

Been here since 04 user.

I really just never gave a shit

I just wanna say I'm the guy that originals started this argument with you and I havent posted anything in like 15 minutes I've been on YouTube lol. Came back to everyone calling you a dumb bitch. Been fucking stellar lmao

Beverley Whipple isn't some rando scientist either. She discovered the G-spot. case closed, it's peepee

If you won't show us your tits. Show us your penis.

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No you're using it too look better because deep down you know you're an ugly used up whore. Your attempts to protect your self esteem are pathetic
>she keeps resting her chin on her hand to hide her double chin
>inb4 takes high angle pic

Nah I'll stay till I get bored

literally stop posting pics it's just sad to see how much of a shallow insecure bitch you are fishing for attention from Yea Forumstards

Again read
I'm good. Just posting for validity sakes. Not my fault you guys are ashamed of showing your faces

>nigger

>b-but I'm white

I like how you think you're insulting me when I'm anti feminist and believe in women serving men..

Like ok? I know that's exactly my place but he works during the day.
When he comes home from work is when I spoil him

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Only a retard would post their face on Yea Forums. You happen to be a retard
Coincidence?

Please explain to me how a gallbladder functions ma'am. You have one of those, that makes you an expert.
Fucking twat.

Nigger is an action/attitude and not a color.

Now quit being a nigger and post Dem titties.

>omg I'm such a good old fashioned girl, i hate feminism, now all the edgelords will lust after me, right??

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Well at least we can agree on something but seriously stop posting pics of your face no one literally want to see that shit it's so obvious that you are a post roastie old whore looking for validation for your ageing looks

Truth like how does she not know that all 23 people in this thread haven't saved her photo haha

Yeah Haha personally I'm using her "wrong again user" as a new reaction pic

Dont got one user

Lol no I'm good haha
My literally laying on my tummy user resting on my elbows. And I'm curled up again a corner near the small light source. Sp of course I'm gonna rest my hand under my chin when I gotta take a pic. It's more comfortable but if you want that low unfiltered angle you got it bud

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truth. i make my GF squirt every time we fuck. its just piss. its still hot that i make her do it and she can't control it, but im under no illusions about what it is. ive had it all over my stomach, in my mouth, on my bed, it looks, smells and feels like piss. ergo,its piss

i mean what do you guys think, that women have a hidden reserve somewhere in their body that was undiscovered until internet porn and that this area contains a fluid that only shoots out when they get fucked really hard? do you think its like hyper production of the lubricating mucous that vaginas produce? why would it be clear and shoot out in such quantities and at such velocity?

no. squirting in porn, especially as it appears in the ads on Yea Forums, is a result of the actresses having their bladders filled with water using a catheter between takes, or by having them drink a massive amount of water and take diuretic pills before a shoot

Again see

You purposely used a pic where the shadowing covers your fat gross double chin, I can literally just make it out.
Also that has to be the most retarded sentence I've ever had to read. Kill. Your. Self

What's the big deal about posting you're face? I'm not doing nor saying anything that I wouldnt mind the whole damn world knowing lol.

Been doing this for a long long time kid.

What's that have to do with anything?
If that's the case youd be just as dumb as me then. You're no fucking doctor lol.

Also I go by what my gyno tells me.
I'll listen to him before I listen to shit I read online

Why are roasties so fucking retarded? This is ridiculous. She's an NPC

Low IQ: The sequel

This is getting old, Can someone please 404 this thread so she can't keep posting her ugly roastie ass self on here.

Ew no...why on earth would I want that?
I have a bf.
I can assure you i have no interest in having neckbeards "lust" over me.

I'm just simply stating that anons pathetic attempt at "insulting me" wasnt insulting.

Like if you love chocolate and someone said "yea go eat chocolate you fucking loser!"
You would be confused because you love chocolate and dont see how it's a bad thing.

It's pretty simple.
Sad I have to dumb it down like this though

mediocre old bitch fuck you are your self esteem seriously enjoy having a bland life your prime roastie days are over enjoy living with those memories trying to refill your glory days whore

>Him

Idontthinksotim.mov

>aging looks

Lol even that's flattering since I'm always mistaken for like 19 and shit. I wouldnt mind looking a bit more mature.

Either way...as I said multiple times. I'm posting for validating reasons. To simply prove to anons who they're talking to

You're too stupid to insult. I can't believe someone can be THIS fucking stupid, it's blowing my fucking mind

There's no fucking way anyone ever mistakes you for 19, you clearly look 30-35. Quit lying to yourself to protect your fragile ego, you pathetic fucking retard

On to a new thread. This bitch screams sjw faggot and I'll be no part of it. Shes been proven wrong by multiple sources. Shes just arguing for attention at this point. Let's go Yea Forums. On to better and greater things. Leave this bitch in her thread about her.

what ever helps you sleep at night... Keep making up excuses for your shallow personality and looks

Anons have saved my photos for years...what's the issue with it?
Not like I post anything sketchy.

Awesome! I'll be a reaction image! That sounds fun

"And before 199" didnt happen Once"? You are absolutely incorrect user. 1994 Girls off Duty, Sarah Jane Hamilton was "Squirting" on screen for a while as well as a few other obscure lesser known porn stars.

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>Ew, no...why on earth would I want that
Because you're quite obviously an insecure roastie who needs attention to feel good about yourself?
user has been flaming the fuck out of you by the way, but keep telling yourself otherwise lol.

Do you seriously have this low of a fragile ego you pathetic slut. Maybe you really are this delusional and retarded. Shit.

I can assure you, no one is saving your pictures, ugly. Also just fucking KEK at your second reply, my god

"And before 1999"

based porn historian incel absolutely schooling this real women on how vaginas work. excellent.

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Thank you for keeping it real user.

These guys are really upset about this...I mean you should still be proud you made her piss herself. It's not easy!!

I mean I dont have a double chin user lmfao what do ya want me to do?
Also you see this user?
It's literally 5 inches away from my face. I'm unable to move away. If I do I have no light period.
So obviously If I move the camera to a low angle theres gonna be a major shadow lol

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quick someone screencap this shit before user derails the thread with his furry porn

>proven wrong by multiple sources
There have only been 3 sources in this whole thread, all of which confirm that squirt liquid is piss. Just let it go bro

>I don't have a double chin
Yes you do, fatty. I'm sure you have more than 1 source of light in your entire house. Also your camera has flash. You're fucking retarded. You obviously used that picture to hide your gross double chin

Do you really think any of these contributors have been women

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finally a photo posted by you without your ugly old face in it. At least this photo doesn't want me to stick 2b pencils in my eyes and pour molten lead down my urethra. Bitch

Fat chin already ruined the thread not furry porn

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Hmmm...So he was behind that!?

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You called her fatty!!!! Lol love it

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Kek

>do you think the squirt porn had women in it?

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what the fuck

Aha, fuck off man

I had to look up what thay even was....you kids and your lingo...I don't find that definition fits me at all Though.

Well I've been posting for years son. You'll never get rid of me.

....? What even is this?
Are you trying to insinuate having a chill life is a bad thing?

??? What please tell me you think only females are gynos...this is priceless.

>I have no decent comeback to that so I'm just gonna act like you're so stupid i cant even come up with an insult

Fixed that for ya!

Unfortunatly I never lie. I'm too lazy to. Again you're seeing me in terrible light and awkward angles.

Show your fucking tits you fat slob

Go get pissed on,fatty

Alright Yea Forumsros she's clearly mentally ill or actually fucking retarded. On to the next thread, she's loving all this attention

The only attention seeking I'm seeing here is you're sad attempt to keep conversing with me really lol
But keep telling yourself that I'm an insecure roastie so the other anons will think youre part of the cool guy club haha

>fragile ego

Does no let compute with me.
I like myself and I like my face

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It's ok have a male gyno when you are a post op tranny.

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theyre upset because youre ruining their enjoyment of porn. the only outlet they have for their sexual frustration. they actually believe that the anatomically impossible is possible, and not only, but they believe its real because they seen it in a video. imagine when they find out movies arent real life lol

theyre so mad about their illusions being shattered that theyre calling you fat and ugly and all that other shit despite the fact most if not all of them would literally drink your piss from an unwashed glass for a chance to get a smile from a girl irl

kudos to you for booty blasting this many Yea Forums tards at once

Because I haven't made broad sweeping claims about how a body part works, and proclaimed 'lol am a girl I know how vaginas work'
Shit bitch how does a mammary gland produce milk, that shit ain't milk it's just titty piss. I should know I drank milk once.

The amount of lies you tell us and your self is unbelievable you seriously have such a fragile ego or you are plain retarded, My guess is both. Also your disgusting triple chin is probably so sweaty right now knowing that everyone here exposed you for the fat ugly old 60 year old looking bitch you are. Fuck you

>She pretending I'm trying to converse with her because it will protect her fragile ego

All because you call me fat doesnt magically make me fat lol
Sorry but I'm not.

Also who said theres only 1 light source here?

It's almost 5am and my bf is sleeping next to me. Why on earth would I turn on the lights or use flash to disturb him?

How inconsiderate user

Fools names and fools faces always wind up in public places...

Hey guise I fixed the lighting!

It's me,fatty

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>samefagging now? This is too much, roastie

That's something that certainly would be fun to see. You should do it anyway

The light won't disturb him your old haggard face will. Poor guy probably wants to kms looking at you

You ham planet. How the fuck is a flash going off gonna wake up someone???

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Nah. As I said earlier. I dont expose my tits to strangers online.

Eh I can take it or leave it. Though I do agree if you're indeed so "over me" you should ignore me.

I mean it's crazy right?
You certainly don't keep speaking to someone you despise right?
The adult thing to do is ignore them.
So I encourage you to do so if I truely "annoy" you in Any fashion

You literally said you can only take pictures using one light source? I'm 100% positive you're retarded now.
>implying you can't get up and walk to another room to use the light

I
..I Cant tell if you're joking or being serious....

Please I really hope guys arent this fucking stupid

Found the neckbeard whiteknight
"I'm a nice guy give me a chance"

she is looking for any excuse to not post her ugly face

Alright that's enough (yous) for one night, fattie. I'll allow you to go add a tally to your "internet arguments won" board, I know how fragile that ego is after all

i have a gf already, live in a different time zone, and most importantly Yea Forums is the last place id try to pick up women. no offense to that girl.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha

Trust me I 100% know these anons would speak way differently to me in private haha.
To be honest I'm sure they would be speaking more kindly had I come on here telling them that girl cum is real.
But it's all good.
It's more than fun to have popped so many of their girl cum fantasy bubbles!
Who's samfagging... sorry people agree with me?

Again. I believe in what my actual gyno tells me.
It's like you cant read lol

>back tracks because got called a whiteknight

"No guys I'm still cool right?"

this thread is legit sad

This amount of retardation shouldn't be possible. Are you sure your "Man" isn't your tard wrangler?

>people agree with me
There is one person. That one person is you.

No one would be nicer to you in private, you're fat and ugly and old.

>60
>triple Chin
>fragile ego

Lol I'm fucking rolling here. You're trying so hard to try and insult me. It's almost cringey now

>being this obsessed with me

This is not healthy

Your gyno is a bigger idiot than you if that's what he said but I dont believe he would lie to you but I believe you would fabricate something to make yourself sound right. Dont disgrace a gyno like that.

>”you’re a dumb stupid idiot whore, I’m gonna piss on you nigger!”
Also them
>”WHY AM I SINGLE IM A NICE GUY, STUPID JOCKS GET ALL THE GIRLS”

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he responded to an idiot so he is obsessed look that word up i dont think you know what it means

>wants to kill myself looking at you.

You're trying so hard to insult you forgot proper english... by God lol

Shut up fatty. If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head.

>she's still trying to convince herself we're "obsessed with her" to protect her fragile ego
She's still samefagging

Alright I've seen enough, goodbye

Hes a light sleeper you tard.

If I even sigh heavily he wakes up

hahahahahahahha pathetic

she is such an attention whore jesus this is sad

>hahahahaahahah imagine agreeing with a woman ever! what a cuck!

you know, if you could talk to women or people in general like a normal decent human, you might not be so angry and lonely. maybe youd even find out the the truth about squirting first hand some day.

as i said here already, squirting is not real, its as real as the blood in horror movies. its a trick of the camera in the porn industry it is anatomically impossible that a woman's body contains an organ that can hold as much as a pint of a clear liquid that serves no other purpose than to shoot out at high speeds during extreme arousal. it would have been discovered and documented decades ago. and not only that, it would be counter to the physical adaptations that all other mammals have to increase chances of fertilization, it would go against evolution to have an organ that shoots massive quantities of liquid out of the vagina during sex

Again.

Why on earth would I get up and disturb my bf? I'm fine right here user.

I'm not about to disturb him and ruin my comfy just so I can run to the bathroom to prove to a bunch of strangers online that I'm hot lmfao

attention please give it to me

attention seeking the thread

Nice excuse fatty. It's okay deep down you even know you're a shallow fatty insecure roastie.

No you're just making excuses to not show your fat, ugly face

stop shitposting bitch

hes probably the best poster in this thread honestly

Shut up fatty how in the hell does he not wake up when your land will big ass moves around in bed Nigger

omg honestly

If I had a nickel every time you said "fragile ego" I'd go on a nice vacation.
You should step up your insult library user.
Cheers! Have a good night! Next time you wanna talk to a girl online all you gotta do is ask but it was fun!

And I have a bf :)
None taken!

>tard wrangler
That's his pet name

oh lordie

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Im fucking telling the truth you idiot.
Fuck you seriously believe because you read a couple articles online that it makes you more knowledgable than a gyno with 40+ years experience!
You're the ONLY one insulting him user.

whale read your posts before you submit

Well sometimes when user can't do something, they just proclaim it impossible to boost their self esteem. It's called autism.

Please leave already your retardation is giving me an aneurysm

attention seeking at its finest

Lol you're still here and still talking to me.

Seriously though. I certainly dont out this much energy into people I despise.
It's not healthy.

If I hate someone they are a ghost to me.
I dont talk to them and I dont talk about them. They dont exsist.

And yet....here you are...still talking about me

attention please

No more user, she's feeding off the attention. I guarantee if we stop relying she'll continue to post, desperate for those delicious (yous). Just sit back and watch

I hope your "light sleeping" Tard wrangler beats your fat ass when he wakes up so you can learn your lesson to shitpost on Yea Forums ever again slut

can this retardation stop now she is clearly just seeking attention

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It's almost like OP has never heard of adblock, can you IMAGINE how awful his life must be?

You're just mad she wouldn't show you her tits

Don't reply to her samefagging either
everyone just ignore her from now on

What ads?

Oh you mean the ones you get loaded up with and the cryptomining javascript you get saddled with every time you go to a site because you can't figure out how to load up ublock or adblock?

double trips. based.

you know whats funny about this thread is that youre all discrediting the femanon's opinions because youre claiming shes fat and ugly and yet if this was posted in any of the myriad chubby, FB/Insta, wwyd to my gf, or other weird incel threads that have taken over Yea Forums in the last few years you guys would be screaming moar and making up lurid fantasies about what youll do to her tits. you guys are sad fucks honestly.

You still think that's me???

Well it's a fact. Not an excuse. Maybe you should look up the definitions

Being this obsessed with me

Or you could leave. I can assure you I dont have a gun to your head. You're free to go. In sure theres a trap thread waiting for you.

Literally how? Lol

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Saltbae.exe

yeah you're right i'm done with this bitch

Uh oh looks like the user is broken and has resorted to spamming.

I'm sure that will win this fight!

im making fun of everyone in the thread because they are all pathetic

See, what'd I tell you guys. She's still fishing for (yous). Just sit back and watch

Also don't reply to the samefaggotry

Show us your frankenpussy, tranny.

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Only thing he beats up is the pussy user.
Other than that he give quality cuddles. Cant wait for him to wake up!

Nope not at all. Just responding to what's directed at me. If you really wanted me gone you would ignore me but you dont.

Story of my life

But ya still talking about me lol
Are ya done yet?

KEK,THIS

...

He stopped replying to me on that thread kek

I'm not fishing for yous at all. I've said from the start that ignoring me is the best way for me to go away. I've been encouraging it.

Also
Dont gotta samefag. It's not the end of the world if an user can see thru the edgelord bull

Ooooooh so you made a thread about me?

Awesome when this thread 404s I'll go there.

See this is proof you guys truely did want my attention. Lol

This is hilarious

Oh fuck me user that takes the cake, you have made me actually spew. Top job /b never cease to amaze me

off yourself

Nah I'm good. Clearly the public needs me

No the angry dude made a thread about you lol, I'm the one who been saying he's just mad that you didn't show bobs and vegana

what about the ape woman opinions

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How much of a shallow whore do you have to be to crave this much attention from Yea Forums. literally a prostitute has more depth than you do

Ah ok I see.

I mean. It's so painfully clear hes craving my attention. I mean even making a thread just for me? That's adorable!

I mean really if I was a Sloot who showed the tits and agreed that girl cum was real they would be treating me like some fucked up goddess lol

I crave no attention really. If its given or not is fine with me.

I just simply respond to other anons.

Like yourself.

Just ignore her bro, on both threads. She'll continue to shitpost for about 5 minutes, then once she see's no one's replying she'll leave

just post your tranny tits already. TITS OR GTFO

Squirting is a thing. But it is piss. My gf does it when she's comes and it stinks like fuck.

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What race is your boyfriend?

Virgin Detected

gooks gooks slanted eyes like cat
gooks gooks multiply like rat
gooks gooks always doing math
gooks gooks need to take a bath
gooks gooks tried eat my dog
gooks gooks hit them in the head with log

See this guy gets it.

Just ignore me and I'll go away for a while.

You gotta remember. This is Yea Forums and a shitstorm is only fun if you contribute.
If you dont then it's no fun for me.

I only have regular female tits. Sorry.
I'm sure theres a tranny thread up if you wanna go look at tranny tits though

Not a nigger

no more (yous)!
no more (yous)!
no more (yous)!
no more (yous)!
no more (yous)!!

There is no squirt mate, she pissed on you

Haha found a better thread cya bitch

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Ok bye! Enjoy your trap/dick rate thread!

(Or probably just the thread the mad user made with my face) lol

no more (yous)
no more (yous)

Yet you keep bumping the thread....

Go away user gosh

There is a tool that blocks these sort of things.

where should they pee

Shut your whore mouth you fat nigger

based and redpilled

I don't get it. If you wanted to catfish (on Yea Forums of all places), why would you pick such an uggo for your pics?

I'm just here to call people fat niggers

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I know right? But they dont want to.
They wanna see me lol

In yawning over here user!

Very.

I'm not catfishing. It is me and I'm cute af!

Lights on finally

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Oh, yup. Can confirm, cute as fuck.

Lmao READ YOUR OWN LINK!
Do you fucking know what a urethra is? You dont fucking have to because your OWN link tells you "the urethra is the canal that transports urine from the bladder outside of the body"
This is evidence enough FROM YOUR OWN FUCKING LINK that its piss you autist

Thanks user.
That poor lighting and tiny picture space wasnt that great.

Lol dont bother user. Hes refuses to accept the fact he drinks piss

You'd think they'd tailor more tranny ads with the trap shemale obsession on this page

Fat nigger.

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I'm of average weight but alright :)

Yes, it's really, it's not piss. It's just natural lubed fluid caught under pressure. Most women can do it easier than others and some prefer stimulation on the clit or just internally (just do both).

Niggertitsmcgee!

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It's piss.

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It's fun to see

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Nigger

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Try again loser

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Mic drop

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Wait...do you not know the difference between squirting and peeing???

This is where you live

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