I just spent the last 7 hours in the ER because I took a caffeine pill before work while having alcohol withdrawals and...

i just spent the last 7 hours in the ER because I took a caffeine pill before work while having alcohol withdrawals and a lifetime of high blood pressure from poor diet, stress, and bad sleep hygiene.
AMA

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How high blood pressure

How expensive was your medical bill? Do you have health insurance?

what the fuck lol this makes me feel like I should be dead at this point

alcohol withdrawals? you loser. you drank hard liquor straight? for WHAT? fucking loser.

i drank to double vision every day for five fucking years and then found a new weed dealer. i stopped drinking suddenly. after eleven days, i realized there was no withdrawal, and that my flesh returned to full sensation, masturbation was unbelievable, and i went from cheap plastic to smooth rubber flesh. i still love my rum, but if i had the money or could grow two pounds a year--which i have the new tent and grow lamps for my fifth generation attempt--i'd never drink.

How were you feeling and how did you feel.

quitting is surprisingly easy, relapsing is too though lol

eat real food

"my chest hurts pls send amberlance"
fucking retard.

why tf are you wasting your time on this planet by living like a retard OP? people like you should just go and die fucking wastemen

pics of your bedroom

call amber lamps

Why are you such a little bitch?

this

Why dont you end your miserable american life?

>i drank to double vision every day for five fucking years and then found a new weed dealer. i stopped drinking suddenly. after eleven days, i realized there was no withdrawal

What a load of bullshit... 5 days maybe

how old are you?

189/72
it will be mailed to me, i have pretty good insurance.
you're lucky to be alive, we all are.
kek, only 5 years of drinking everyday? you are like little baby.
I do, just not often enough, only like twice a week...not anymore.
i drove myself, asshole. my chest hurt, my left arm hurt, i was sweating and dizzy and my jugular was contristricted the whole way and it still fucking hurts.
well I can afford not to die, so...
no?
no positive male role models

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>189/72
that's the same blood pressure when your exercise. the bottom number matter more
>i drove myself, asshole. my chest hurt, my left arm hurt, i was sweating and dizzy and my jugular was contristricted the whole way and it still fucking hurts.
wow. i hope you didn't get your own room or the entire ER is laughing at your dumbass right now.

Start fasting 20 hours a day

Excuse me asking; would you say you are overweight? I'm 28 and have had super blood pressure up to 146 and 156 on two separate readings. Doctor says its hyper tension. I'm not fat but my family has a history of heart disease

I hope you die soon american fat

Dickhead

well that was my blood pressure laying down in bed.
and everyone seemed pretty concerned. and I did get my own bedroom.

I do. I eat one meal a day before bedtime since I was 18.

I am overweight. 5'9 and 235 lbs

i will die knowing i fucked enough average sized girls from 11 different countries...and a bunch of fat american girls too.

So what happens from here for you? What's the verdict from ER?

Clonidine, no more caffiene, and try not to die.

Best of luck to you

thank you.

Do you have hypertension or what? Do you or have you ever worked out?

>189/72
That's not so much, when under heavy mental stress mine went up to 196/90

you're really in here flexing high blood pressure

Busted

mine is 148/138

fuck dude Im a drunk just like you. Ive gotten dizzy and all fucked up before but never chest pain

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fat fuck.

Why does space time have to bend for the speed of light to remain a universal constant?

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It sounds like you have an opportunity to really look in the mirror and reassess things. How is your BP now, OP? What is your BMI? How old? Any family history of hypertension? Did they do any imaging on you like a CT scan? medfag here, so I'm curious

i did that OP. (no caffeen tho). The doc was so shocked he said that anyone else would be in a coma. then they released me lol

good point. also how can rockets in space be propelled when it's a vacuum they're pushing on?

I would say one of too options,

A, the conspiracy theorists got it right, NASA is a huge lie.

B, the Universe is under no obligation to abide by man made laws, hence when applied under scrutiny man made laws break down because they where never accurate in the first place. We have never found intelligent life because we are the laughing stock of the universe, getting progressively dumber, only moving further and further from the truth that our system is inherently flawed and posing string theory on top of string theory we have become so utterly entangled in our broken system they view us beyond the point of no return.

C: no living organism sent into space ever survived past the vanallen radiation belt. satellites is all we can do, and when they send rovers to mars and "lose them", POW another budget is created for a new rover mission. most of NASA's money is spent making deep underground bases for the black budget.

best advice i ever had in the same position.. is to keep drinking. when you're going through withdrawls you need to taper off using beer. so if you used to do a whole bottle of vodka in a day, instead have 1 beer an hour. after a day or so the withdrawls will go away. use alcohol as medicine and you have to switch to beer. having to go to ER (and i'm speaking from experience and i did this) will only make the withdrawls worse as the doc can't literally give you MORE alcohol. stay home and do it yourself. you'll be better after that. the only rule is to NEVER quit cold turkey because it creates health problems like blood pressure issues. your heart has been conditioned to a thinner blood concentration because of the alcohol.. so stopping drinking will abruptly force the heart to work with the now thicker blood. not good. when i was in ER i literally got discharged and went to the beer store. 48 hours later i was perfectly healthy and sober. good luck OP :)

why not? post some photos of your house, don't be a pussy

pathetic. if you never had withdrawls then you are not even drinking. faggot.

This.