Wizard here. Can anyone tell me what it's like to have sex?

Who cares about sex when you can create anything you want!? Did you not pass your transmogrification final? Man that would REALLY suck for you if you failed that

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Overrated as anything else in life, it's like ordering food from a restaurant you've never been to before, You order what looks or sounds most appealing to you, and you wait anxiously for it to arrive. Once it's there you dig in and sure its good, but its not as good as you were expecting because in your mind you blew it way out of proportion, as did everyone else you ever talked to about it.

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Sex is basically fine, but your hormones believe it's the greatest thing ever.

A relationship would also be nice. In today's society it seems like sex is much easier to attain than a relationship though.

I've only mastered one school of magic, and that took years of study. I'm an expert at using both sphere of repel females and dispel attraction, and I'm also quite talented at similar spells.

It's great if it's with the right girl (or whatever you're into)
I'm into thinner girls and have thoroughly enjoyed the thinner girls I've banged.
I've mostly been with thin girls but I had a thing going on with a chick that was pretty chunky but with a fat ass, i didnt enjoy it much other than the anal

Personality

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i think people who claim they dont like sex just haven't had good sex. Its like saying you dont like food because you tried saltines and it was boring.

I've only ever had a single sexual partner in my life but the difference between when we first started banging till later on was astounding. The first few months i was getting pussy i thought the same thing, "this is boring and not that great".

It takes effort to make it good. you have to get good at it and try new shit and not the same boring garbage

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I don't put restaurants on a pedestal. I do put pussy on a pedestal though, since it's literally the reason our species continues to exist.
Eating it? Fucking it? Something else?
How do you find the right girl? How do you convince her that you're the right guy?

Just go do it stop writing about it and stop jacking off

What about personality? That's a pretty broad area.
What new shit did you try that made it better? How did you determine what shit needed to be tried?
If it were that easy, I wouldn't be here. Jacking off is the only way I manage to stay sane in the absence of sex.

It's pretty damn difficult, I've had 3 serious girlfriends, one was 4 years, another was 2, and the current one 2.5 and going.

I thought each one was the right one but was wrong on two, first was too secretive and wasn't willing to try, and the second was a damn psycho that was pretty abusive.

The right girl is based on your preferences but you will never find a girl that's exactly how you want her, it's like dividing points into skill trees.

And for her to believe you're the right guy, you have to make your good points very visible to her and possibly changing up yourself to suit her image without changing who you are

Where you at? I'll fuck you for money

Yeah agree. Only had been with thin or relatively fit chicks until recently. Fucked a chubby chick and fuck I did not enjoy it. Like went down on her and she had like 4" deep fat on her pubis, felt kinda gross. Def gonna just stick to normal people.

You do realize it's a dude, yeah?

It's alright. Pussy doesn't feel as good as I thought it would as a kid, and I can honestly cum alot faster just by jerking off. To me I think the most pleasurable part about sex is just the intimacy and having a naked girl laying on your chest

Its weird , making love on the other hand is just magic, i love my gf and i found a whole new world with her, i spent like 5 years having ocasionally sex with randoms but i wasnt completely pleased until i found love

Yeah man, the one I was with just laid on the bed and her pussy was almost horizontal, funny thing was that she thought she was super good at sex and was hyping herself up.

She was awful at blowjobs, had to make her stop because it was too painful (first time feeling pain during a bj)

Her handjobs felt like I was jerking off with way too much grip and speed, very uncomfortable

She was alright at riding, never went down on her because it looked unappealing.

The only good parts was that she enjoyed eating my cum, and loved getting pounded in her ass

If you don't have the gift of gab, go get a escort.

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>Being balls deep in pussy is pure bliss, the most right feeling in the world. Nothing feels more natural.

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You must have had bad pussy then

I think it's a mix of me almost always being drunk when I actually feel like having sex and the fact that I probably squeeze my dick too hard

He's a faggot.

Well at first we just had super boring sex just like pounding away nothing else. But like light bondage, ass slapping, different positions, banging in public/outdoors. Even a lil choking. Nothing super deviant really. But the biggest fucking turn on i never had any idea id love is having your fingers sucked while balls deep. theres something really hot about being in both ends.

As for knowing what to try, i honestly just would do shit id seen in porn and see if its actually hot or if its just retarded. Most of the stuff has made it better tho.

You guys should do these, I've been doing the supplements for a while now and its great

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i can jerk off and blow my load way quicker than sex but it doesnt feel nearly as good.

Sex is very different with every person.
Pussy can be very tight.. it does not feel much different to a good masturbator tho.
Cock feels like a massive Gummiworm in your mouth while sucking.
Sex is satisfying. To me when cumming inside it is a feeling of not caring about anything else for a few seconds. I would not call it bliss. Maybe it is bliss if you are in love I wouldn't know.

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Cumming inside does physically feel better too. Can't explain why, but it's just so much more intense

its cause thats biologically where its supposed to happen. Literally what that holes entire purpose is.

Yea I agree. Physically it's better

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Are you doing everything or just the supplements?

Does it make such a big difference as the guide say or it's a small boost?

just a whole lot of tricky commotion. Hamstring cramps, the puss dries out, the dick gets sore, her moans start to grate on your nerves, whatever thing you need to be doing to get off bothers her, does she not know there's hair around her butthole... I mean, it's ok, but more like "really good meal" tier and not "I touched the face of God" tier, especially if your fap game is strong.

sometimes it's a magical occurrence.

sometimes it's boys and girls playing, complete with smiles and laughter.

sometimes it's awkward

others it's soft

and yeah sometimes rough pornstar shit happens and nobody knows how.

but mostly it's a super gross fluid exchange that doesn't make you feel as dirty as you should despite what just occurred.

Like a good fleshlight that moans and can get either disappointed and hurt your rep or be good with your dick and help your rep

and let me be clear: It's a workout. I hope you've been keeping up on your sit-ups.

Depends. If its good sex, and you click with the other person, it's fucking magic. Not much is better than pillow talk after you've pounded some girl so fucking senseless she can barely form coherent words afterwards. It's something your entire body feels good about, like an exhausting yet mentally rewarding work out.

On the other hand, bad sex sucks, makes you feel kinda shitty, and can create animosity.

Bullshit

>Looks don't get you laid.
I mean, low hanging fruit exists for a reason.

Fucking is fun, but then THE NOISE starts. Do yourself a favor, just hire hookers, you'll save time, money and aggravation in the long run.

Asking honestly, how do you go through your 20s fit and not get laid
I was skelly and could still pull when I gave a shit, and I was maybe a 6/10 face-wise and a 3/10 personality.

>Sometimes it's boys and girls playing
This is the best type of sex

It's like masturbating, but instead of using your hand you're using your whole body

Apathy and bullshit. Act like you don't care, and feed them bullshit they want to hear.

I've only ever had sex once and it didn't live up to my expectations. I was worried I'd cum to soon and didn't end up cumming at all. The best part was bringing her to orgasm rubbing her clit. To be honest I really enjoy masturbating and if I never have sex again I'm cool with that.

Just the supplements, and 3 of the 4 do seem like they're working, the only one that I have seen nothing on is the pyguem

Spotted the fag. You're too "busy" for sex huh sport.