Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.
>protip; you LITERALLY can't
Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...
Cameron Rogers
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Jack King
Go away.
Ryan Flores
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Logan Allen
lol that's not true. this is what i look like and i have a girlfriend. sure she goes out late at night with her guy friends but at least she lets me buy her presents. because i have a good personality.
James Sanders
Found the incel
Parker Barnes
obvious troll or total fucking idiot. it's harder to tell these days.
Charles Sanders
How sad and pathetic does one have to be to consistently post this multiple times a day. Are you ugly lol? I bet a chad is anal fucking the girl you liked at school right this very second
Isaiah Kelly
>bro just go to the gym
>bro just shave your head
>bro just take a shower
>bro just grow a beard
>bro just go outside and get some sun
>bro just stop giving a fuck, be confident, be tough, the pussy will come crawling to you
Yikes. It looks like Chad's advice was bullshit. I guess not everyone has a chance. Some guys are just screwed.
Nicholas Torres
Just lose the beard and you'll look fine, but don't ever try to grow out your hair
Parker Bailey
>Everyone has a chance. Capitalism said so. You're just making excuses. No wonder you're a virgin.